*Why imma have a shitload of why's
*Why imma start off whying bout nip/tuck
*Why i am mad the season is already over
*Why the finale wasnt bout shit
*Why me and my mom sat and speculated what was gon happen the whole damn hour, and aint too much of nothing pop off
*Why momma was like I TOL U HE WASNT GON DIE....talking bout Christian
*Why imma get on from g's to gents now
*Why blue just sad than a mutha lmao
*Why he aint got but that one suit, and he look like a retired NBA player when he have it on, not the "good" retired tho, the "sad" retired where yo ass has been traded from team to team cause u got a bad knee, and u fucked off all ya money in bad investments like waterproof jeans or some shit, and all u got left to show for your earnings is like a 20 yr old maserati that dont run, and that same ole played out desinged 10 yrs ago armani suit u wear to every apperance u can get.....tiz all on that
*Why Baron dropped some shit on Fahim and i was rolling cause he was really tryna to be serious and deep with it
*Why Fahim told that girl she smelled like fish?
*why he aint got NO MANNERS
*Why Protege aint shit
*Why Macho damn shole aint shit
*Why my pick on this show is Blue ole sad cat molly ass
*Why all in a charmer
*Why all fat dudes like that tho
*Why his clothes never fucking fit?
*Why i think MTV make him wear too little ass clothes just to make the viewers laugh
*Why Macho made that date even worse with that bullshit he was spittin to Esther
*Why her name Esther??????
*Why i think its some conspiracies round dis bitch
*Why i got access to shit now that i normally dont have access to
*Why my job steady take the firewalls down and put em back up playing with my emotions
*Why Bammy in da same boat on her job
*Why i wanna know who de fuck sit round fucking with firewalls n shit all damn day long
*Why thats eeeeeee-relevunt
*Why i even go there
*Why i told yall i was gon why till the end
*Why i need these why's to pop like some corn
*Why i am all why'd out....fa now
12 comments:
why yall asses aint why'n
why imma why alone
why my thong killing me
why i even bother
why its logged so far in my ass cheeks i cant get it out
why i just need it to move to da side and stop invading and molesting my ass crack
why that was a TMI moment brought to you by yours truly
why i aint posting why wednesday no more cause yall some slackers
why I got some why's but they not gonna really kick in till after lunch???
why I work wit' a bunch of menopausal old ass hags that KEEP the air on blast ALWAYS talkin' bout they HOT???
why it's cold in this bitch???
why if I sneeze just once I'mma take off 2morrow???
why i'm happy to announce that my skin is clearing up nicely???
why it was breaking out horribly after my 30 day no soda fast???
why I drunk 1 soda on the 31st day & a bitch almost got hives & shit???
why i ain't drinking another soda in my life???
why these phones STAY ringing in this bitch???
why i wanna know what that dude name with the dreds is on G's 2 Gents????
why I was dying @ them teaching his ass how to walse????
why that nigga broke it down tho????
why I think he kinda cute???
WHY IM FINTA WHY IN THIS BISH?
WHY I'M IN THE WORSE MOOD EVER?
WHY I'M BLEEDING IN THIS BITCH?
WHY I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO?
WHY I WOULD FIGHT A HOE FOR SOMETHING SILLY TODAY?
WHY I'M SO KOT DAYUM IRRITABLE?
WHY THIS BLEEDING SHIT PUTS ME IN A BAD MOOD?
WHY PEOPLE WANT ME TO BE ALL LADY LIKE 100% OF THE TIME?
WHY i WANNA BE LIKE BITCH LEMME BE ME!
WHY I JUST BE WANTING TO BUM-RUSH HOES LIKE ADAM SANDLER IN THE WATERBOY?
WHY IM SO FUCKIGN STRESSED.
WHY I MISS MY MAMA?
why ain't nobody why'in???
Why ya'll couldn't wait for my late ass?
Why me and Billy would look like to rams running into each other today?
Why PMS sucks??
Why don't men bleed every month?
Why they be looking all shocked when you break a plate and have a Florida Good Times moment.. Damn Damn.. DAMN!!
Why he finally caught on when I chucked the second plate at his ass?
Why I flipped him off instead of saying good morning?
Why my coworker better step lightly round this bish cause I'm liable to go 52/49 on that crazy 51/50 bish?
Why I need one of those weeble wobble punching bags at my desk for times like this?
Why Odara need to just wear a winter coat, ear muffs, and gloves cause she know them heffas gonna freeze her?
Why menopause ain't no joke?
Why I keep the fan on at night (even in the freezing cold) cause I wake up in hot flashes??
Why my hubby stay with a cold?
Tis all....
why i aint got shit to why bout
why imma just say whatever pops inta my head
why imma say i thought wifee was single and ready to mingle
why she took her hubby back i am guessing
why i would like to be rid of mine
why he sleep up under me in da bed like he scared of monsters
why i ask him why he do that and he told me cause he need to be tween my cheeks
why imma let yall figure that out
why he do shit that irk me, like kiss me dead in my mouth in the morning before i have brushed my teeth
why thats gross to me
why he like u never have morning breath
why i am like nigga u blinded by love or some shit cause my shit be humming
why kids morning bretah can be used in bomb attacks
why that is how i get up in the morning, my kids STANK breath burns my nose hairs and i open my eyes
why this noisy fucker got one mo time and i swear imma beat his ass in the head with this wastebasket
why its been like forever since I've blessed this site wit my presence
y i aint forgot how to y
y chrissy want me to put soft kisses on her neck y i whisper sweet somethins in her ear
y i get chrissy and her mammy mixed up
y chrissy thong is makin her feel like She Been Offically been Chopped and Screwed
y chrissy want me to call her at work and just talk ish all day to make it go by faster
y 504 mouth run in her sleep
y 504 bebbie gon come out sayin' Damnit who da ni99uh keep bammin his d!ck on my head.
why imma fraid P is on crack
tiz all
Why Chrissy late and ain't heard the news that he wouldn't let me quit him?
Why I was done and moving on till he shed two tears... that nucca don't NEVA cry
Why I'm making that nucca regret his decision to stay with raging PMS?
Why P made me spit out my soda after reading chopped and screwed thongs...
tis all..
why its too late to e-mail bammy these whys cause she prolly home now and gon read em then
why wifee shole right i am late i aint know hubby pulled a "bitch if u leave imma kill you " typa move
why you cant leave niggas nowadays
why they go ballistic and cry or commit murder
why i think its cause that gushy have they minds just G-O-N-E
why wifee hubby said fuck some raging PMS I LOVE HER AND I AINT GOING NO GOTDAMN WHERE
why them tears he shed was the seal of approval
why niggas shed tears like its gon make us change our minds
why it work when they tuen into some macho typa niggas
why i am done why'n for today
why i'm mad part time punk ass p is talking slick shit bout me being talk a tive ?
luv 504
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