Bammy's Why's
Why this whole Bammy being blocked from the innanet is really starting to piss me off?
Why because of it, our poor blog is feeling neglected and our numbers are down a lot?
Why this sh!t is just not cool?
Why Chrissy an I need to brainstorm and fix this?
Why I woke up with a headache?
Why nowadays I really don't feel like doing any kind of work?
Why I got a whole lot of why's I need to get off my chest?
Why the main one is why the why's have been slipping as of late?
Chrissy's Why's
why bammy really sound upset bout the blog tho lol
why i guess she right we need to step it up
why when i said step it up i thought of that step up 2 movie take it to da streets
why the title of that shit is dumb
why i never seent not nan one of them step up movies
why am i why'n bout shitty movies
why i am @ peace and i am shocked by it
why i aint mad bout some shit like i thought i was gon be
why i be glad when breakfast get here cause i am hunbry as all get out
why i really aint got no major why's
why imma try to think of random shit to why bout tho so these why's can get on and poppin
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why i get tired of this lady using me as her mirror
why she ask me almost everyday, do this look right, is my makeup smeared, are my pants too short, is my dress to risque, blah blah womp womp KILL ME ALREADY
why i am already bored and its just 8:20
why when yt ppl come in here lmao they look DIRECTLY into my eyes like they tryna steal a nigga soul
why that shit tickles me pink
why i be wanting to ask em if they reading my thoughts
why i gotta get my ass up and show this man what room he gon be in cause the muthafucka who supposed to come get him ignoring me
why imma sit here and keep typing out why's i aint moving
why i shaved my legs last night with a cheap ass razor, and now my legs look like i been treaching throo some wild ass bushes cause they all cut up n shit
why i am opaque so u can see the red spolchtes and cuts really well
why i be glad when odara come set these why's off
why bobble betta get her mojo back and set em off with the rest of us
why imma gon and stfu and take this americas most wanted looking ass man to his training room
why breakfast finally got here and i swiped me a burrito
why its a brekafast one with eggs sausage n shit in it
why i need to know who's idea was it to put damn potatoes in breakfast burriots
why i am sitting her singing to all the songs on the radio like imma bout to go audition for american idol....
why imma hursh now cause bobble dropping some concerns in the shitty chitty box....
why i can't stand for people to move their convos....u start off in the back & walk yo ass ALLLLLLLL-A-WAY over to my room & stand by the door ?
why they were loud & i stopped working & put my fist on my face & stared at them ?
why stop at the door, walk de fuck out !!?
why i think joon-yah found a soccer ball & was playing soccer yesterday evening ?
why i'mma come back later with sommore randoms but i'mma bust into these g's to gents concerns ?
why i'mma let ya'll marinate on these whilst i get em popping fresh ??
why i think joon-yah found a soccer ball & was playing soccer yesterday evening ?
^^^^why the spelling of JR killing me
why him having a soccer ball in da belly is killing me even more lmao
why i don't believe rahim is a real g ?
why i think he's trying to be an actor so he can get a part in menance 2 society II : o-dog's xcape ?
why he's too overdramatic for a real g ?
why he prolly got belly downloaded on his phone ?
why he got all dmx greatest hits as ringtones ?
why his hair was half braided & it looked worse that when ja rule did it ?
why i wanna know how u gonna be a gentleman with morning & evening hair weekend edition ?
why i'mma get on mizo or whatever his name is ?
why he looks like his name should be greedo or vinnie or something ?
why he reminds me of a mix between danny devito & joe peshie (sp?) ?
why his head moves more than ashanti in her baby baby videos ?
why i'mma get on e-40 ?
why he just takes up space ?
why he can't talk worth a damn ?
speaking of can't talk .....
why i'mma get on all in ?
why that nigga's tongue looks like he had an allergic reaction to something & his tongue swell ?
why that shit looks gross as hell ?
why i'mma take a brief break & think of more ?
why it's unbelievable how boring keisha cole is ?
why mary j don't have to worry bout keisha taking her crown ?
why keisha needs to step it up several pegs ?
why pegs sound funny ?
why bobble snow betsa be typing sommore whys ?
why mzzzzzzzzzz is here but ain't whying ?
why i wanna buy some JJ all in one underoos & take some punk ass p fancy photos ?
why i wanna have some snaps unbutton & pull out a remote control like i'm da boss ?
why our head boss over here fixing sketti for us for lunch ?
why i told him i want angel hair pasta ?
why i don't like regular sketti pasta ?
why it's too thick & floury ?
why this sketti betsa be good ?
why i got a love/hate relationship with my bobble twin cause she be on POINT with all her descripstions BUT they kill me just the same
why imma get on all in real quick
why he look like he got stains on all his tshirts, big greasy burger king wopper jr's with cheese stains
why when they was talking bout jobs he gon say he was a manager of a skrip club
why i was like NIGGA STOP LYIN'
why he was prolly a bouncer but not a manager
why i take dat back
why he prolly managed to eat all the hotwings before the club closed but he aint manage a club
why imma roll with bobble bout fahim, rahim, or whatever his name is NIGGA WANNA BE AN ACTOR
why i bet he know all the lines to Menace II Society and juice
why he think cause he grew up next door to a project community that makes him a g
why he sadly mistaken
why i bet his daddy and dem owned the neighbor hoos liquor store and all the G's went there to cop they 40's and they blunts
why that is bout as close to being a G as he gon ever get
why that lil mito nigga stay telling us bout his time in da pen like that make a nigga scared
why he need to stop saying he was in da pen for 2 yrs when he was prolly really in da county jail and they lewt that nigga out cause it was crowded
why when mito get mad nigga cry
why when fahim went home he was like its cool bentley going to a big ass mansion when he leave here and i am going home
why i was like if bentley got a mansion, its diddys and he live in the basement of it
why i'mma continue to why allllll by my lonesome since "some foks" be faking the fuck ?
why that suppose to be folks faking the funk ?
why i was like if bentley got a mansion, its diddys and he live in the basement of it
^^^
don't do this to me soo early dammit !!!!
why he look like he got stains on all his tshirts, big greasy burger king wopper jr's with cheese stains
^^^^
no u didn't say whopper joon-yahs ?
why that nigga prolly popping them bitches in his mouth like potatoes chips lol !!!??
why i'mma take a break til ya'll niggas catch up ?
lmao bobble why he prolly eat poke chop sammiches as a mid afternoon snack
why he remind me of the fat dude in lean on me and juice
why that butler disturbs me
why he act like he wanna "come out of charecter" when he be saying certain shit but he remind himslef he needs the money so he keep acting like a fake ass geoffrey from fresh prince
why they aint get him to be the butler
why bentley be playing like all he ppl he brang on there to help them niggas his friend
why imma need him to cop some big names to get on his show like diddy or andre benjamin
why i bet e-40 was just wondering round the neighborhood talking that fo shizzle my nizzle talk to himself and he just kinda wandereed onto the set and ended up being on the show
why imma tell bobble aint no why'n alone, if it has to be just me n her in here setting em off then so be it we gon set it off
why i was supposed to start working at 4:00 this morning?
why it's 9:22 and I aint done nare bit of work?
why i sat there trying to figure out how to spell nare and that shit aint even a word?
why this work at home shit seems like it's gonna be tougher than I thought?
why Imma roll with it anyway cause I aint never going back to my old job?
why I look like Sistuh Naturelle I need a perm so bad?
why I been promising myself one for about 3 weeks but I keep lying?
why I aint talked to my twinnie all week?
where de fuck is she?
IBB
why i just got womped to death
why talking to this lady is just impossible cause her ass will just drone on and on and on and on
why i try to be nice and talk to her but bitch wanna turn a regular convo into a womping session
why i gotta fart
why i been had gas for 2 days
why i sound like billy tmi ass
why i'mma change my name to bobble buckwild & start going off on people for GP ?
why i aint get no dick in like a week?
why im bout to find a side piece?
why do I not consider mr. rogers my side piece because his ass is like 109 yrs old?
why am i being so lazy today?
why I am finding every reason not to go to the gym today?
why im finding ever reason to go the mall today?
why i just bought a 400 dollar watch?
why is that mad niggarish?
why i aint pay my cell phone but i made sure to pay for the watch so they can send it asap?
Why I'm not going back to read them why's?
Why I'm wret ta go already?
Why I don't have no real why's today?
Why I had some last night but I forgot em?
Why I got some Good Times why's?
Why I saw the episode where Penny mama tried to set Wilona up?
Why that sh*t was like a braodway play?
Why Wilona should have known better if that man was buyig all that sh*t for Penny and he wasn't buying her ass nothin?
Why that lil night gown that supposedley cost over $100 look like it could fit on one of them life-sized dolls and not Penny grown ass?
Why that gown was too sexxy for her anyway and I thought we might of had a Chester on our hands?
Why in these past couple epi's (and I will have concerns coming for them) they been tryna play Michael up like he some "ladies" man?
Why he was still sweeter than cherry pie?
Why that draw that lil mustache in pencil and had him combin' and brushin it??
Why I wish they woulda shown Wilona beatin Penny mama ass in that epi?
Why Wilona was lookin like she was scared for real tho?
Why Wilona couldn't ever find someone to understand her?
Why after watching Good Times, am I starting to feel the same way Chrissy does about Penny?
Why she got on my damn nerves the way she was crying at the end?
omg bobble why i thank we need to gon and upgrade mzp to platinum status cause she got some great why's bout goodtimes
why she noticing lil shit bobble like mikes fake ass stache so that means she a real playa in the goodtimes why'n game
why my phone ringing off the gotdamn hook today
why that is iiritating
why imma get on penny ole funky ass
why i wanna know who cast her ass in that role
why that couldnt pic nobody else
why imma get on wilona real quick
why that lil pantsuit she had on when penny real momma and dem bust on da scene was da bidness
why i'd wear that shit right today in the house tho not outside
why penny momma came back all big like she was a baller but her hair was tied up in a turban
why if i am balling imma have my hair on point or a bad ass wig on not a fucking fancy doo rag
why imma let yall marinate on dem dere why's
oh wait, mzp u peep john pops withersppon as the cop who busted in on they ass lmao
Why they havin some big fancy schmancy meeting in here today?
Why they got the clients lunch all layed out so nicely?
Why I just came back in the office starving and they got the door to the room open and the food is looking so good!?
Why I tell the lady that I was gon go and steal one of the samiches?
Why when we get around the corner, I lied and said she said she was gon steal a samich?
Why Penny gotta have an ol funky ass?..lmfao!
Why I’mma go’on and agree that Wilona’s outfit was nice, but I ain’t like that frizzle-frazzled hair they had on her?
Why Penny mama had on that fake ass cheetah jacket? Why that shit look like that brown fur that used to be in them ol trench coats niggas used to wear but its just dyed “cheetah”?
Why she was bout to f*ck Penny up if she ain’t give her that tape recorder?
Sidenote: Why I wanna kno why Wilona ain’t beat Penny ass for getting loud with her in front of company? (when they was in the hallway and Penny was like “O, I heard you! BOTH TIMES!..lmfao!)
LOL! Why ol Johnny kilt me being the cop? Why that nigga look the same!? Why he was so skinny tho? Why he had on skinny leg work pants? Why I still ain’t believe he was a real cop and just another nigga Penny mama hired?
Why they ain’t show who her new man was?
Why I got some more Good Times concerns?
Why 504 gon be so proud of me when she gets to the comment box?
Why I don’t like the relationship Thelma and Keith got?
Why it seem like he would beat her?
Why the epi when him and JJ was looking for jobs was on too last night?
Why he was real evil til he got them spirits in him?
Why he got real pissed when she invited his friend over?
Why JJ was real suspicious of him too?
Why they kilt me when they found his liquor in the back of the toilet?
Why I wanna kno who in they right mind would drink from a liquor bottle that been in the back of a toilet?
Why that’s about all I memba about that epi cuz I passed out?..lol
Why I’mma come back tomorrow with some more concerns and I need them to be addressed?
Why I’m starving like sh*t!?
Why I look hella fly today?
Why I done called 8 people Indigent Idiots in the past 24 hours?
Why I'm kinda in a pissy mood?
Why I HATE when people ask me where something is and they ass ain't bothered to look for it first?
Why the Ethiopian done pissed me off talmbout we the same size, I'm thicker? De fugg does THAT mean?
Why I'm thicker and much bigger than her frail ass?
Why I done gave her my old size 25's and I'm sitting here squeezing my ass in some 26/27's?
Why I got mo titties and ass than she'll ever have and she just hating?
Why that shit be running me so hot tho?
Why I feel like I woke up with more freckles today than I had yesterday?
why i read bout 3 why's and my a.d.d kicked in?
why i lurves lurves LURVES my glasses?
why i'mma let yall i n on something?
why all the ninja's that work here want me?
why i'm not even being conceited, shits true?
why the mister clean looking ninja is the worse?
why they all make me laygh though with some of the crap they say?
why one dude asked me yesterday what i be doing to have my arse so fat?
why i told him iono and as i was walking off ninja's eyes went right to my butt?
why sometimes i think about getting a butt reduction?
Why I thought that by now someone shorter than me would have cop'd my Good Times why's?
Why Tangi doin her mama like that?
Why she kno the Ethopian flyer and thicker than her!?
Why I wish my period would just come already?
Why I'm tired of bein bitchy, emotional, narcaleptic and all that?
Why I been eating up everything and I'm not happy about it??
Why I gotta get on Kanye's workout plan asap if I plan to be sexxy in a bikini this summer?
Why next week gon be my week tho?
Why I'mma go to the gym and eat right?
Why everything that taste good gotta make me blow up?
why are they why's dead?
why yall scallywags better drop whatever you're doing and why?
why all of a sudden I got really really sleepy?
why that ain't nothing but that itis?
why it's such a ugly day outside?
why i ain't seen't the sun since yesterday morning?
why this kind of weather is only good for 2 things? and
why am I not doing either?
why i think my ipod has a crush on lil wayne?
why it won't stop playing him?
why there aint even 30 why's?
why the day is almost over and the why's are wack?
why all my feelings are hurt?
why I love sex but I rather get some head?
why is that song so funny to me?
why i'm singing it in the office?
why the rommie went somewhere, why when he comes back i should sing it loud?
why i wonder what he'll do?
why i'm not gone do that though?
why i hope i remember to print out the march madness brackets?
why me and momma bear do them every year?
why is she beating me though?
but its just dyed “cheetah”?
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why this tore a hole in my soul ?
why i was soooo pissed until i notice some why's that made me say "momma proud" ?
why i had a tear forming reading these whys ?
why they're proud momma tears ?
why mzzzzy is our good times member of the month ?
why when bammy said "why all the ninja's that work here want me?" i almost fell out my chair ?
why she insist on killing me with her big headed ass ?
why we had sketti for lunch ?
why ya'll should know that if u read my whys ?
why i'm on the verge of a breakdown ?
why i keep getting calls that piss me off ?
why i'mma never anything for anybody EVAH AGAIN ?
why if somebody ask you for something, tell em HELL NAH !!!??
why imma address the last few whys real quick
why imma tell mzp she missed the best part of that liquor in the toilet episode cause keith got mad slapped the COLD T SHIT outta thelma and mike and JJ aint do shit not nan damn thang niggas stood there swole bout it
why if that was real JJ and mike woild have all of the projects up there beating keith ass
why weeping wanda would be crying cause they would have beat keith to death
why that is an episode that bugs me cause keith homeboy came over for dinner and nigga aint even act shocked bout they living conditions and arrangements
why imma get on tangy ass now
why she competing with her momma lmao
why thats silly as hell
why i think tangy hating cause momma tang got a phatty
why imma get on bammy now
why i need to know what woman wants an ass reduction lmao
why i want a tit reduction
why i really dont tho
why bammy was like no fa real they want me lmao
why imma get on bobble now and her sketti lunch
why i bet yo ass aint save me none
why i wanna know if yall had garlic bread with it and a salad with itialin dressing and big plump red tomatoes
why imma make that shit for dinner now
why i am done why'n now cause i am damn near sleep and i have choked on spit lmao
why i'mma express that the sketti was ragu over sketti ?
why it's cool if u know how to add a lil fare to it ?
why ain't no flare there ?
why he had those frozen meatballs in them ?
why i don't care for frozen meatball unless there BBQ & damn near burnt ?
why most ppl don't like it that way ?
why we had bread but nigga ain't bring any butter but brought garlic powder ?
de fuck we gonna do with the garlic powder ? put it on dry ass (but soft) bread ?
why the thought is sooo funny ?
why he had boiled sausage links ?
why it was kinda tasty but quite spicy ?
why that's all i got on this thursday ?
why the dry choke to death garlic bread kilt me
why i prolly wouldnt have eaten
why idda faked a tummy ache or an allergy to get outta ragu over noodles with spicy sausages and frozen meatballs with boring toast
why dis made me think of flavor of love 3 when flav was dating them rock eating no talking twins
why i hope she got her grill fixed
why imma ask bobble if she member that dessert that she made flav talking bout it was a family traditionla reciepe when all it was was chocolate pudding in a cute glass
why aint nobody gon read these why's cause its friday
why imma ask where Shay ass is @
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