Bammy's Why's
Why I thought yesterday was Wednesday?
Why sometimes I don't remember if I put on deordorant?
Why then I have to sniff my underarms to be sure?
Why I just did that?
Why I'm skrate, I smell flower fresh.
Why deordorants think women wanna smell like flowers or like baby powder or some ish?
Why that's all I got for the why's right now?
Chrissy's Why's
why imma say i like smelling like baby powder bammy, lol
why i sprinkle a taste of powder in my undies to keep me poppin fresh
why that was TMI
why ppl never call the blind boy on american idol by his name they refer to him as the blind boy
why am i sitting back in my chair chllaxin like i aint got shit to do when i got work coming out my ears
why imma need the why's to POP like New York's beach ball titties
why my daughter had these history questions i couldnt answer for homework
why i told her i would help as much as i could seeing as i slept throo all of history when i was in school
why i am glad that she dont have to turn the shit in till thursday cause out them 30 questions i may have answered 5 and iono even know if them are right
why i brought the questions to work with me so i can google the answers
why i wanna know why the teachers feel that knowing who de fuck daniel boone is or davy crockett is benefical to a student when they grown n shit
why i aint never had to answer who the fuck they were on a job application
why nobody ever ask me who they are when i call to pay my light bill
why nobody ever call and ask me who they are here @ work
why that proves my point, i dont need to remember who the fuck fought and won @ the alamo cause i dont use that shit right now today @ this moment in time
why they need to teach kids realistic shit in school
why imma save what i think they should teach kids and add em to the comment section.....
11 comments:
why they need to teach kids when and when not to answer the phone and how to recgonize a bill collects phone number on the caller id
why they need to teach kids how to call and get extensions on a bill that already got a pink notice in it
why they need to teach kids which store will process a check even when the funds aint in the account
why they need to teach kids specially girls how to keep the tag on certain articles of clothing and to keep all receipts just in case u need to return that blouse and get the money back for gas or whatever
why both my kids know all said shit above cause that shit is real life and may come in handy
why when they get older gotdamn periodic table element abbreveations and capitals of the sates aint gon mean shit to em when its time to pay they bills or get a job
why i am done with that
why Imma need Chrissy to start on own Charter School called 'Real Life Shyt You Need to Know'
why Imma need Chrissy to try using that periodic table of elements to pay her next bill and let me know how it turns out
why imma start my school and charge rebz only have admission for her kiddies when they come to it
why i hate it when i get a call for one of the whse dudes cause to me they aint important enough to be getting calls
why it be they baby mommas or wife
why sometimes it be a bill collector
why this one dude momma call up here soundin' drunk least once a week talking bout PUT DALE ON DA PHONE like i am sitting right next to his ass
why i page his ass and he never come to the phone
why i have to get his momma back on the line and tell her he aint answer the page and have to hear her getting smart with me
why she being saying shit like HE AINT ANSWER, WELL TELL HIM HIS MUTHA CALLED AND HE NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME
why i try so hard not to luahg in her ear
why i bet she be home all day in her nightgown dranking colt 45 and talking shit to them ho's on maury and jerry springer
why imma why alone all day today if i have to
why my new jam is HOPPED UP OUT DA BEEEEEEEEEEEEED AND TURNED MY SWAG ON LOOK IN DA MIRROR SAID WASSUP YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GETTING MONEY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by soulja boy
why imma ask yall a question
I GOT A QUESTION WHY DEY HATE ON ME???
why i hate this phone lmao
why I just heard on the radio that New York is getting ANOTHER eff'n show?
why that's it, I quit VH1
why that's such a lie cause I need to watch Tough Love and Ray-J.
why the show is kinda like that simple life crap that had paris hilton and nicole ritchie?
why she's going round to different job that viewers suggest and trying to get the 5,000 dolla bonus at the end of the week?
why the jobs i heard were, a fast food employee, a mortician make up artist and a sewage worker?
why the sewagwe worker one sounds kinda funny tho?
why that gave me a idea for a game to play?
why I ain't got no innanet access to get on Made and tell yall what game it is?
why that sucks alligator balls?
why my throat is sore
why sore throats make me cranky
why dis bitch @ work wanna fuck with me on a sore throat day
why imma go do this work come back and cuss her ass out in these why's
why i think Chrissy's school sounds like a good idea?
why they need to have a school to teach little girls how not to look like lot lizards and footdraggers?
why they also need to have a school to teach little girls that they don't steal their best friends boyfriend's?
why they need to have a school for little boys telling them not to stick their d!ck in anything that has boobs and can walk?
why they also need to have a school for little boys to teach them how to be romantical?
why it ain't lunch time yet?
why i'm broke so it really don't matter when lunch time is?
why i dislike the 1st of the month?
why i got a free advil pen?
why i just want some free advil?
why DAME said he was gonna come thru and why today?
why he ain't here yet?
why i'm just waiting for my ipod to chrage so I can listen to music?
why my other ipod died, the one i use in the car and i don't wanna replace it?
why have i been so lazy and haven't started back running at night yet?
why do i usually end up why'n by myself?
Why Chrissy kilt me w/ the Dale mama why's?
Why if it were me, I prob would laugh in his mama ear?
Why I would be like "dale mama, what u drankin on taday?"..lmfao!
Why I'm home today?
Why I so happy?
Why I'm not gon do a damn thing today, but hopefully some laundry and my hair...and a shower of course?...lol
why i'mma take this day to catch up on all my reality tv?
why i wanna go shoppin?
why i wanna stay in the house today so i wont get the urge to go spend some $$
why the whys have gone to the why graveyard
why that hurt my soul
why my throat hurt
why i refuse to be sick damn it i cant let this shit get me down
why imma gon and do this work UGHHHHH even tho i dont wanna.....
why its been so long since i whyed?
why i want my baby to go to chrissy's school?
why its taking so long for the work day to end?
why i just got a new dog and when i get home he chillin on my couch like that's were he possed to be?
why i forgot it was time to start paying back my student loans?
why I wanna say fuck dem loans?
why if i don't pay they gone hunt me down like a runaway slave?
why i use to ball out on the loan money when i was in college?
why i didn't listen to my momma when she told me that i was going to have to pay that money back?
Why i don't even know what i did with half of that money?
why thats one of the lessons they need to teach at chrissy's school?
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