I just had a lil bit to drink last night..though what I had was very dangerous as Dalia called it the Purple Killer..Gatorade mixed with Vodka and chilled for a few hours..And Chrissy and I were talking this morning about what to post and i was like my brain ain't really working cause i'm a bit inebriated (didn't think i knew such a big word did ya?..lol) and we came up with what's the funniest or worse (depend'n how u look at it) thing you've done while sloshed!
12 years ago
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LOL SOrry partner i didn't help on this one but they really tryna work me like a chinese kid making jordans in a sweat shop today.....
my story, i got so drunk one time but i didn't realize how drunk i was so it was me hubby brother in law and sister in law we were @ q wedding where surprisingly the liquor was flowing, lmao that is shicking cause norammly black ppl like man please yall ain't bout to drank all my crown and henny up, anyway brother and sister in law in back seat arguring on the way back to the crib so i was like dang baby speed cause i had to piss badddddddddddd finally get to brother and sister in law crib but they so intent on arguring that they wasn't even trying to unlock they door to let me in to pee, finally they unlocked the door, i kncoked my sister in law into some bushes rushing to get up the stairs to the bathroom, i made it with piss dribbling down my thigh, but tell me why i came tummbling down them damn stairs like an acrobat, lmmfao i fell into my sister in law again and knocked her ass into the closet, why them fools was standing there laughing like that shit was funny, we was all to' down, i got up and didn't realize i had a cut on my leg till i got home, and the next day i had a big ass bruise on my back from the fall.....that is the drunkest i can ever remember being.....
ahahahaha chrissy!! LOL and i really ain't got a story..lol i'm a quiet go to sleep drunk..
Well hell.......I've got the PERFECT story because this just happened this past weekend!
I was at our local hangout and wanted to go outside to get some air. At the door, the money dude asked for my wrist so he could stamp it so I could come back in. I gave him my left wrist...he said no, I need ya right wrist. Cool! That was when I realized my diamond tennis bracelet wasn't on my left wrist. He stamp my right wrist, I went back to my people's and told them I lost my bracelet. The bracelet was a graduation present from my stepdad.
I started boo hooing - tears STREAMING and all - all uncontrollably and shit. I mean, by this time...I am TORE UP - had 2 blue motorcycles AND a shot of Patron. So, my friends take me outside to try & calm me down...it wasn't the bracelet itself, it was the sentiment behind it, and me facing the fact that I would have to tell him that I lost it. I think I cried for about 10-15 min. I was able to finally stop crying and continued to get my party on.
Went home that night, stripped down, took my money out of my pocket, threw it on my bed (w/ my lipgloss) and passed the fugg out! Woke up the next day, got dressed, and proceeded to put my money in my pocket. Making sure I grabbed all my cash, I moved my shorts and FOUND MY BRACELET!!! I didn't know if my bracelet was in my pocket w/ my money or if I left it home.
Well, a few days later I saw some pics from that night on one of my friend's myspace page...I DIDN'T EVEN WEAR THE DAMN BRACELET TO THE CLUB!!! That shyt was sitting under my shorts the whole time, while I was boo-hooing in the got dayum club.
I'm done. LMAO
Damn Chrissy...I started laughing when you knocked her ass into the bushes!!! LMAO Actually, when it was running down ya thigh!!!
ahahahahaa DIAPER ANYONE?!?!?!
no one will ever get that story out of me!!!! EVER!!!
Why is everybody allllll over the place? LMAO! Y'all got too many chicken legs in the frier for me! Just clicked on Bahama's name for the first time, realized you have your own blog, and showing some luv!
Momo
ya'll off the hook !
luv 504
xilla ya punk ! don't wanna share a story
luv 504
lmao xilla u need to share love, that is the point of a blog......let it out.....and EFF you T......lmao i was so damn mad piss all down my thigh and shit and they standing there arguring.....assholes....lol
A drunken story?? Woo weee I think I have a doozy, but let me share one.
I was in Jamaica with the ex (All inclusive) and I had like 5 drinks!! I had to pee real bad but the hotel was so far away, he's messing around fumbling for the key, meanwhile I'm peeing on myself because I couldn't hold it any longer. He had the nerve to laugh at me....hissss, like put the key in the door already!!!!
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