Happy Hump Day everyone, you already know what today is so let's get to it!
Why is it 60 degrees in the Bahamas?
Why when you are drinking tea, your pinky finger sticks out?
Why do some people snort when they laugh?
Why is it so funny to me?
Why did I miss college hill last night?
Why did i go to the grocery store last night buy maybe 20 items and spent damn near 100 bones?
Why i still don't know if i wanna buy Danity Kane's new album?
Why you watch college hill bmama lmao
Why i definitely would not buy Danity Kanes album, but i would purchase the bootleg copy of Day 26's
Why ppl still watching American Idol
Why i know i'd starve to death if i lived in the Bahamas like bmama cause the cost of living over there is outrageous
Why when kids be saying the year they graduate high school, i feel old as hell
Why i know bobble gon' come in here and shut this why Wednesday DOWN with her why's
Why i was watching house party last night and thought of my boy dizzle when the rap part came on and kid said "step to the stage, to late i blew it up" i DIED off that corny shit
Why selling a box of cereal for $6.99 ain't considered fucking highway robbery???
Why imma buy my partner in blog'n all the damn apple jacks i can and send them to her ass in the Bahamas cause they straight TRIPPING offa the price over there
Why my lipgloss poppin, i keep putting it on cause it tastes so good
Why i feel like putting somebody on blast on my blog, cause i am pissed @ they ass
60 comments:
why i got one mo' why i need to add
why the news reported that the cost of raising a kid till they 18 is 246,000 why i KNOW that is a lie cause both my kids owe me @ least 500g's apiece already and neither one of them ain't nowhere near 18 yet.....
why you stoopid for saying they owe you 500 g's ?? where's the interest lol ?
ok for my why & this has been bugging me for a couple of months now.
why do people still use "real" in everything. like i read many profiles on myspace & i know some of ya'll are guilty of this but why i read "i'm a REAL person looking to chat with REAL people" or "if your not REAL don't bother sending me a message, etc" lol
ok here's why it bothers me : why would someone admit to being FAKE ? doesn't everyone think they're a REAL person ? i mean they haven't released human-like robots to the public, have they ? so i'm assuming everyone that is living & breathing are REAL PEOPLE, yes? that just seems like a waste of space on your myspace or whatever site you use to use all that "REAL" talk cause when i see that, i prolly won't trust ya !!
luv
504
they haven't released human-like robots to the public, have they ?
^^^^^why in gawd's name is that sooooooooooooooooooooo funny to me bobble, "REAL" TALK......
AND.....I AM NOT STOOPID BOBBLE, MY DAMN KIDS EAT LIKE GROWN ASS MEN HAVE DONE SO FROM DAY ONE, FOOD IS 'SPENSIVE AND WHEN YOU DO THE MATH, ADD UP ALL THE LOAVES OF BREAD I HAVE BOUGHT, ALL THE DAMN PRESCRIPTIONS I DONE PAID FOR CAUSE YA LIL ASSES GOT HERIDITARY ASTHAMA FROM YA DADDY'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY, NOT MINE CAUSE I COULD BREATH JUST FINE AS A CHILD, ALL THE DAMN SKITTLES AND STARBURST AND JUICY POPS I DONE BOUGHT WHEN WE @ THE CHECKOUT LINE IN THE GROCERY STORE, ALL THE SHOES AND CLOTHES I DONE PURCHASED, HAIR BOWS, PURSES, UNDERSHIRTS AND UNDERROOS, AND SPONGEBOB DVD'S AND BATH SOAP, AND RENT, AND LIGHTS, AND INTERNET USAGE, AND PLAYSTATION GAMES, AND SCHOOL PARTY DONATIONS, ALLLLLLLLLLLL THAT SHIT COMES TO WELL OVER 500G'S, PLUS TAX REFER TO A PACK OF SKITTLED FOR FURTHER COMMENTS LMMFAO...... STAY SINGLE
chrissy!!!! hey girl! what it do shawty!
hey 504!
now for some random why's...
why i too watch college hills & those youngsters are stupid ?
why that dude drew (is that his name ? dude with the dreads) is ugly ass hell ?
why is their a bunch of grown ass men who works in the next room acting like a bunch of college frat boy jackasses who yells all damn day, screams like a bunch of bitches, sounds like they are throwing things...ugh !
why i had to tell the old man i work with that he stinks like shy's breath ?
why he didn't get offensive but did say "i bathe daily"
why i wanted to laugh my ass off but didn't cause i wanted him to see how serious i was ?
why BAM crazy for thinking danity kane's cd will actually be worth buying ?
why so far they shit is wack ?
why i only like the 1st song they came out with ?
why i don't know any other song that came out ?
why i'm as hungry as baby BAM ?
why is that really saying something ?
why i'm about to holla back after i grub why more why questions ?
luv
504
what up trice!! everybody that been coming throo holln'ing @ us i been telling them i miss yall and the forums on NB.......
hey tricie !!
why bobble got my laughing to the beat of a different drum ??
why i can't even respond that all that foolishness ?
why i gotta refer to a damn pack of skittles ?
why you are even more stooopid for that ? lol
luv 504
why i tell yall bobble was gon come in here and shut this shit down with her why's
why i love that DK song they came out with waaaaaaaay back in the beginning too bobble
why i am mad cause yall be watching college hill
why i bathe daily is killing me softly right now
why i am having a hard time believing bobble kept a straight face when he said that
why i have no clue why you gotta refer to a pack of skittles
why i think bobble think i am playing bout my kids owing me 500g's
why i already got they ass on a payment plan so they can give me my damn money back
why i was eating a popsicle the other night and my youngest asked for some and i got pissed and thought of bobble cause i ain't wanna share
why i went out and bought 2 more boxes of popsicles so they can leave me alone when i am eating mine
why imma tell ALLLLLLLLLLL yall to refer to them twins gravel cracking teeth on flavor of love 3 for further comments
why am i laughing so hard at yall?
why i'm hungry too 504?
why i agree with 504 dude with the dreads on college hill is a gremlin?
why is that trick heather mills such a greedy little one-legged heffa?! you would think that winning a $50mil divorce settlement would be enough...but NOOOOOOOOO, this bitch wants MORE money! UGH
why imma SLAP T for calling that lady greedy and one legged
why am i still laughing offa that i bathe daily comment
lmmfao one legged ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh and she was on dancing with the stars, with 50 mill she can buy the best damn prostehtic that is on the market,
why are yall so silly!!LMAO
Tell me...
Why I look like a bamma right now with this rickety jacket and some basketball shorts with a hole in em
Why Bahama livin wwhere she gotta pay 7 dollars for some cereal
Why the dollar store have shit that costs more than a dollar
Why I was watchin this funny ass Chris Rock bootleg type movie called CB4
Why I'm jealous yall got yall blog poppin so quick! lol
Why people still watch the simpsons???
Why they better not have them detectors at the store doors in the Bahamas or I'm a wino if i lived there.
why i am agreeing with jay on that cereal tip
why i know chris rock hate with a passion he ever made CB4
why imma ask bobble if stoney was in that movie?
lmmfao why i am STILL tripping offa jay quiet storm dj name
why i am shocked the damn simpsons still come on, but they took in living color off
why i wish that david allan grier and damon wayans would do a whole new show with them as blaine and toine HATED IT....
why the FUCK i gotta type in the word verification on my own blog?????
chrissy snow
OH stop madness!! yall are str8 going crazy today..i can't stop laughing!!!
Why they better not have them detectors at the store doors in the Bahamas or I'm a wino if i lived there
^^HA! i wish they didn't...lol
bobble why i feel the need to defend that old stinky man @ ya job and tell you that maybe he stinks cause he too old to bathe everyday most old ppl break they hips and shit when they getting in and out the tub or whatever and seeing as how he ain't got no kids, grandkids or great grankids that obviously give a damn bout him cause he 108 and STILL working, i don't blame his ass for not bathing he scared he gon fall, and ain't gon be nobody there to get him up fa real.....BTE, I BATHE DAILY
why i wish jay would stop playing with my simpsons ?
why i love simpsons but love family guy more ? refer to my myspace page for further proof
why i only seen't cb4 once & don't know if i saw the whole thing ?
why stoney is underrated ?
why i'm bout to go get my grub on (for real this time)
luv
504
bobble, why HE told me he bathe daily, i didn't tell him too lol
why he can shower & put a plastic picnic table chair in there & sit & bathe...no excuses
why he ain't got nothing else to do which is why he's still working
why he couldve retired 20 years ago ?
eff these damn word varifications
luv
504
why he can shower & put a plastic picnic table chair in there & sit & bathe...no excuses
^^^^^^why i think bobble be tryna to kill me on purpose with the shit she say
Why y'all got a block on my comments cuz I swear I have to send it thru twice ALL the time!! Huh? Huh?
why i think these men keep coming up here to look @ my breasts
why i know i shouldn't have taken an early lunch cause now i got the whole damn long boring day ahead of me to deal with
why i'se bored and i got a feeling all yall asses is in the damn forums on NB....
if yall are, refer to a pack of skittles for further comments
I'm here!!!!
lol thank gawd you here dalia i was damn near sleep how's ya pet possum
why this post got 27 comments
why my word verification was "txslsv"....why I almost get it wrong?
why am i home reading some ditzy broads?
why am i bout to post mad songs at yall neighbor's (bitchie)?
-Mr O dot
why is wizzle my favorite friend-in-law?
-Mr O Dot
word verification: "cfiqui"
Possum is fine as long as I don't get "hawngry"! LOL
His dumb azz fell out of the tree yesterday and I tried not to laugh....bwahahahahaha!!!
why dizzle telling us his word verifications as if we care
why dizzle my fav friend in law too even tho yall ain't invite me to that all fake ass wedding yall had.....
why i wish i was home chilling watching maury povich
why them damn babies look like lil ole white men that garcelle had speaking of maury
why i KNOW yall gotta know what i am talking bout
why that one twin white as snow lmmfao but had on a bob marley t-shirt cracks me the hell up
why imma have to go find that jet cover and post it here if yall ain't seen it circulating already
wait, why i just realize dizzle question why this post had so many comments like he shocked
why i think dizzle doubting his own cyber wife and her blog'n/social skills
why i can't wait for bmama to come read this and get in dizzle ass so i can laugh
why am i drinking diet dr pepper
why they got 'cherry chocolate diet dr pepper' as if it aint got enough goin on already?
why i steal that joke from bill mahr?
why wizzle can suck my ass, cuz my word veri was girpmhc, wit the r and p morphed together like wizzle face?
ps, wizzle...there was a wedding invitation just given to everybody in the bitchie forum (Onan and Ms Cat)...but i guess u aint invited cuz ur azz cant see it! ha!
-Mr O dot
why dizzle got a case of that bitchassness going round????
why i apologize for the "suck my ass" part?
lmao why imma bout to tell dizzle that i was in the corner bawling my eyes out cause he told me to suck his ass....I AM TELLING BMAMA
why wizzle stayyyyyy snitchin?
why dizzle stay picking on me.......lmao that is why the dvd i was gon send you, house party special edition is going back to the damn store, it had outakes and special commentary and airthang but you ain't getting it now so booooooooooooo to you....
LMAO!! yall are CRAZY!!! and i loves it!!
YO NOW I REMEMBER wat i was gonna say...thatz so weird...i been sittin here tryin to remember
i was gonna talk bout house party II....LMAo...that movie was so ridiculous...why that movie would be nothin without martin?
previous comment was O Dot, by the way
..so is this one
why i still want my dvd...and why i still aint got my big pun tshirt...and why Martin was havin sex wit that chick in the damn hallway (AS IF THAT HAPPENS); talkin bout "you gonna get that A, girl!"
-O Dot
One day sale, wizzle? One day only?
-Mr O Dot
lmmfao @ dizzle ONE DAY ONLY and ya big pun t-shirt went back to the store with that special edition dvd of house party.....
why bmama was like 3 when that movie came out am i right bmama go google and see what yr. house party came out, lmao then come back and tell me how old you were.....
I'm back y'all. I had to put something up on my site after Necole roasted ConcreteLoop.
Whew! That's why she's my "shero".
DALIA!!
Why I'ma unsubscribe from this post cuz it's blowin up my email! lol
I was 4! thank you! lmao, yea Dalia NB told them a thing or two
LMAO!!! sorry Jay..not really tho..lol
LMAO I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT SORRY FOR BLOWING DJ MIDNYTE'S EMAIL UP.......
Y'all showing out on this post!!! Y'all gonna go to 500??
I got lots more numbers!!!! LOL
50 comments and counting.....
why it's so damn hot in here and these fools ain't turned the AC on like i asked
Dalia u and these numbers...lmao
why i told on the old smelly stinky man ?
nmxgvcf<<< why this word verification reminds me of angela bassette chanting in what's love got to do with it ?
luv
504
with 50 comments, ya'll think ya'll fartssip ??
why bobble gon tell on a harmless old man who don't nobody luv enough to take care of him in his stinky ripe old age.....I BATHE DAILY
why we gotta be fartssip tho.....
hehehehe
why i wanna know EXACTLY what bobble said when she told on mr ole stinky, did she just flat out say THAT OLD MUTHA***** STANK....either he goes to a retirement home, or we buy his ass a plastic lawn chair so he can sit the fuck down and bathe daily w/o the skress and worry of breaking a hip......
Why this nigga kill his daughter for dropping his XBOX! SMH
WHY I THOUGHT THE QUIET STORM DJ WAS PLAYING TILL I CLICKED ON THAT LINK AND READ THE STORY
WHY I PROPOSE THAT JAY INDICATE SOMEWHERE ON HIS BLOG THAT HIS NICKNAME IS JAY "QUIET STORM" MIDNYTE
WHY I THINK J-NYTE AIN'T GON GO FOR THAT THO.....LMAO
I'm late!!!
Why am I STILL not feeling ANTM?
Why can't I find this freaking Absoulut Mango vodka STILL?
Why am I so amped to go to the Shaq party this Friday, even though it might be raining?
Why is my job on some bullshat and I want to just quit?
Why am I so curious about ATL?
Why do I think Jay Midnyte was a DJ in a past life? That does sound like a "Quiet Storm" name though?
DON'T HIS NAME SOUND LIKE A SESSAY ASS QUIET STORM DJ NAME........
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