Okay so I'm single and prolly will be for a while (but that's a whole nother story) and my partna in blog'n in crime is married (though sometimes...lol i kid) and no matter what your relationship status is I'm sure you been left wondering "why do men do that". Things from leaving the toilet seat up or trying on your underwear (oh wait is that just Oscar de la Hoya?) we are all left wondering Why do they do that. Here are a few of our questions, any men out there should comment and try to help us understand yall better..
*I just wanna go on record saying that everything above Bahama wrote, my girl needed to vent on yall asses lol.... now my turn to give yall the married perspective on this here topic.....
*Why when i ask my husband to do some shit he don't do it, but he ask me to do some shit i gotta jump.....MAN PLEASE
*Why i gotta be the bad guy all the time and tell the kids to go to bed why you gotta be the damn super dad??? and me the mean mommy
*Why i gotta go get the towel after sex all the time, i know i am good but i did not take your ability to walk....or did i......
*How come i gotta STFU when sports is on, and most times i do, but when my shows on, nip/tuck, flavor of love, general hospital, you wanna come kissing me all in my spots tryna to get me all hot, i got news fa ya buddy, ain't no halftime on any of those shows i named above, so just sit tight for a damn hour and STFU......
Shouts out to all the men me and my partna know......can't list all yall but hey yall know what it is......
15 comments:
I'd rather take shoes (Dior or boutins) over men...they are just as sexy and can't talk back...lol
iono, shoes can't fix shit tho so.......imma say man for 200 Alex.....
why that shoutout to all the men we know sound like we are hookas or some thing lol..... i am O-U-T.....
i hate when i walk down the street and some dude honks at me, u aint tryin to give me a ride and i didnt even see what u looked like, am i supposed to be flattered?
and y dudes wanna turn the phone off or ignore ur calls when they know they sposed to be doin somethin for u, if u cant/dont want to do it just say so, shit makeup a lie, but dont ignore me that pisses me off more cuz i know u know what u sposed to be doin!!
i hate texts too, i dont have unlimited texting to have no long ass conversation with u, what are u doin thats keepin ur mouth so busy anyway?
lol i don't know who sunshyne is but i'm loving that last one.
& bobble, amen on that asking men to do something for them but it takes weeks for them to accomplish one task for you !
why i have the same questions about the men who does the drive by holla ? wtf is that all about ? take a look & keep it moving. i hate it with a passion like i'm suppose to try to flag them down or something...negro please..
& where's the regular why wednesday cause i have some unrelated why's but only one related one.....
why nuggas think having multiple chicks on the slick makes them a player, no fool that makes you a scary ass cheater. if you have multiple chicks who know the real deal & still wanna eff with you, than you are a true player ( and they asses is stooopid) but your a player nonetheless.
why ya'll nuggas wanna talk about oooh such n such is fine & cute & whatever & when we get mad you wanna say well you act like you don't be looking at so n so (celebrity wise) but when so n so or whomever else is shown on the tube & we say yeah he fine, ya'll emotional eff'ers wanna say "i don't wanna hear about that, don't talk about that nugga in front of me! " eff'in sissy...ya'll be serious too, no catch back, real emotions !!!! eff ya'll & go make me a sammich !
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oops i said one but i meant a couple lol
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BOBBLE. LMMFAO tell me why last night we watching TV and my number one hubby david banner was on saying something iono all i saw was sessay when he came on the screen hubby talking and get mad cause i ain't listening i am slobbing all over david right he get a case of bitchassness and start saying i look better than that ole monkey looking ass nigga, i was like okay yeah we can go with that, just stfu right now, but he wanna come talk to me like i am one of his homeboys and tell me shit like so n so fine and so n so got a phat ass and i'd hit so n so like i give a damn i don't get a case of bitchassness bout me when he say it i just tell him in the nicest way possible to watch his damn mouth and remember who he talking too damn simple ass men......STAY SINGLE that is my new motto
Y'all got me rollin'!
*Why was I thinkin that holding the pinky finger out was unique to me? I ain't "speshul" no mo!!
*Why can't they fix toilet seats so that when the man dummy leaves the seat up, there's something there that will keep your azz from hitting the water?
(That damn water is COLD!!!)
*Why are people so nosy at work when I'm typing on Lil Momma. Why do they need to know what I'm doin?
Damn snitchers.
*Why did I laugh when my possum fell out of the tree yesterday? He prolly hurt himself! (Bwahahahaha)
Why am I happy cause I had 42 readers yesterday? Why is that as good as 40,000 to meh?
Why don't I live in the Bahamas with BMama , kickin back with Purple Killers, and eyeballing the island men? Huh? Huh?
Later, BMama & Chrissy!!!
*Why did I laugh when my possum fell out of the tree yesterday? He prolly hurt himself! (Bwahahahaha)
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why this heffa made that damn possum her pet ??
why is that so ef'in funny to me ??
why she prolly rushed his ass to the vet ?
why she prolly thought his ass was really hurt & was prolly cryNing ?
why she's only laughing now cause his ass just sprung his lil leg so now it's all good & funny ?
why am i sooo stooopid lol ?
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why i swear fo' gawd yall all special and need to be in a classroom with other special ppl, talking bout dalia crying, why i can see her ass running out her back door talking bout omg my pet possum is hurt, SOMEBODY CALL THE VET DIAL 911 NOW I THINK HIS LEG IS BROKEN her neighbor come running over talking bout omg is ya puppy hurtm then be like WAIT that ain't no damn puppy (think that episode of martin when they went to chilligan's island)
chrissy snow
LMAO why Dalia is mess?
why her post never go where they are suppose to?
why i think she should name her possum?
i bet dalia got that lil possum in her house feeding him steaks his lil broke leg propped up on pillows reading people magazines and shit.....
luvs ya dalia
chrissy snow
why dalia set herself up for our special comments ?
why his name prolly scrappy or roscoe ?
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why am i DEAD @ the possums name being scrappy and roscoe....lmmfatfo
why am i now realizing that this was a post from yesterday ?
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