I don't know about you, but i think working is completely OVER-RATED! I mean there are so many other things people can do with their time. Like staying home and watching Law and Order re-runs or sleeping. But instead to make a buck we come into the office and for most of us "pretend" to work. And do you ever notice that when you have a three day or four day weekend it is SO hard to get up that day you are suppose to go back into work? (going through that today) I thought about calling in but couldn't come up with a good enough excuse. So we are asking you what's the best "get outta work for a day" excuse you've used?
12 years ago
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Ya see, now the problem is that you call in and actually SPEAK to someone. What I do is call in before anyone even gets into the office & leave a v/m message. That way, you don't have to talk w/ anyone AND you can play off ur "I just woke up" groggy voice. Call before they come in, leave a msg, and say ur not feeling well and you'll check their asses 2mrw.
I'm trying to LEAVE my J.O.B....that's why I got my lil side hustle of being a travel agent going. Work that good enough, these ppl can kiss my grits! :)
TRAY!! long time no see..but yeeeeeeeea how bout my job is so ghetto or just cheap we don't even have voice mail...BASTIDS!
lmmfao okay 1st off how a job not gon have voicemail????? how in the hell ya communicate if something happens, go to each other's houses....i love hearing bout ya job bmama cause it is too funny....
here go my story, why @ my last job, this one girl would call in and be like my grandfather passed, i won't be in, lmmfao this one dude we worked with there got pissed cause she was always calling in, and he checked her ass one time talking bout how many grandaddys you got????? she was like huh i got 2, he was like AHAH! i knew yo ass be lying, cause ya momma's daddy dropped dead bout a month ago, and ya daddy's daddy passed bout 3 times last year so who just died, why she gon say her stepdad's dad???? what was so cold bout it is that we knew her ass would be lying, it was a hood ass office, so we would call in and be like i am sick, show up the next day hair fly than a muthafucka, it was me and bout 3 other black girls so we would be like bitch you wasn't sick yo ass was somewhere getting ya hair did.....lol but yeah i do what T do and call and leave a VM.....
LMAO my j.o is a damn crazy ward!!!and LMMFAO!!! @ homegirl she coulda came up with some other excuses..ahahaha
lol bitch ppl stayed dying bmama she had lame ass excuses all the time....
that ain't nothing tho, why this one girl i went to college with back when i was getting my learn on thinking i am bout to change the world with my knowledge, anyway why this chick told one of our teachers that her daddy died right, and she was out for like a week, came back, and like a month later her daddy really died, lmmfao so she told the teacher and the teacher was like ummmm ya dad just died bout a month ago i thought, why that girl go off on the teacher right there in front of everybody, talking all kinda shit to the teacher it ain't none of ya bidness blah blah i was like omg is it that serious we spose to be adults and shit bout stuff like this, and i don't think that damn teacher really cared, he was just saying was all po man didn't know what to do he standing up there in front of the class shaking and shit.....
LMAO!!! see that is why i don't use health as an excuse cause sometimes whatever you say really does happen...
lmao i used to use my kids being sick as an excuse all the time till i witness that one chick i was talkijng bout and what happened to her ass, and now when my kids really are sick, and i call in i be thinking ppl don't believe me.......lmao my son got bronchitis one time he was maybe 2 iono anyway he was little and very sick so i called my boss and was like aj sick and i won't be in you know that bitch had the nerve to ask me well how bad is it, i was like bitch it's bad nuff to where the lil nigga can't breath shit....asking me that, i went back to work bout 2 days later and i took her ass the damn bottle of cough syrup the dr prescribed and was like here ya go since you think i was lying she was like oh no, i am so sorry, it's just that i was concerned is all blah blah, and she had 2 daughters and let them get sick with fevers bitch STILL be @ work talkiong bout it oh, abby had 102 fever last night, we would be like well why the fuck you here????? lmao dedicated ass
BOBBLE BE KILLING ME !!! LMAO
I TELL THEM BITCHES I HAVE DIARRHEA CAUSE I USUALLY DO OR I TELL THEM I HAVE THINGS TO DO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS JOB ANYMORE. I KNOW THAT BITCH ABOUT TO DENY MY MERIT INCREASE & HE ABOUT TO BE ASS'ED OUT SOON (NOT BY ME YET)
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lmao @ bobble and her having the runs.......
dayum......not diarrhea lmao
yea, i dont lie about someone being sick...other than me. that shit will come back and it wont be good.
I just tell them that I have really bad cramps, most of these people are men anyways at the job, so I hang up, roll over and watch Maury and Divorce Court LOL
i just say i'm sick, we earn sick time every pay period and i got plenty of hours i need to be usin, im plannin my next call in days
welcome sunshyne..i ain't gone tell u that's also my nickname...lmao
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