So the title of this post is basically what it entales, so come in here drop ya rhymes, spit ya flow, whatever yall call it......lol cause we bouts to get busy.....
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Freestyle Friday
Friday, April 18, 2008
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I'M BOUT TO START THIS PARTY RIGHT..
DON'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE...
CAUSE I KEEP THIS SHIT HYPE..
& MY RHYMES BE DYN-O-MITE !!
MY MAN LIKE MY COOCHIE TIGHT
TOO MUCH INFO , YEAH RIGHT
YA'LL LIKE LIL KIM SO LIKE LIL FUKYA 'AIGHT !!
SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY A KITE
ahhahhahhahhahh i can't even compete but imma try
lil bytch in the house so you better buy
my cd it come with a complimentary pair of my undies
yeah you know you wanna smell my honey....
IT'S FRIDAAAAY, NO TIME FOR WORK
ON MY MAN, I'MMA PUT A HURT
LIFT UP MY MINI SKIRT
HANDS UNDERNEATH HIS SHIRT
BUT FIRST THROW HIM IN THE SHOWER CAUSE NO NEED FOR DIRT
MY RHYMES MAKE YOU GO BAAAAZERK
STOP ACTING LIKE A JERK
B4 I LYRICALLY WIPE OFF THAT SMIRK
(WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME)
this freestyle battle ain't no fun
if my peoples don't come throo here
and chew some gum
yeah i know i don't make sense
but so what, nigga you got me bent
i mack all the dudes on my block, somma the bitches too they wanna jock
i tell them ho' hell no i likes men, specially the ones with a dick and balls set....
LOL LIL BYTCH IS RAW WITH IT
SHE'S ROLLING WITH LIL FUKYA SO SHE GOTSA BE THE SHIT
YOU BEST COME EQUIPPED
TO HANDLE THIS HERE BRITCH
CAUSE YOUS A TRICK
EATING GRAVEL SPRINKLED WITH SHREDDED BRICK
REFER TO RE RE'S FLAPJACKS FOR MORE INFO IN THIS
CAUSE MY SHIT IS TOO LEGIT TO QUIT !
damn i am loving this freestyle shit,
we rhyme so hard it's evident
that we the next coming of salt and pepa
cept we gon be bigger and better
no dumb ass hairstyles or bitter DJ's
we gon rock the crowd all night and day
my flo so sick yall got malaria
but don't tell me cause i can't carry ya
to the next concert we gon do,
2 light skinned chicas with stoopid dudes
who like the chick black on flavor of love
we like nigga who nigga what?????
yall got us FUCKED UP.....
LIL FUKYAH IS IN FULL EFFECT
LIKE KHIA OLE COUNTRY ASS DON'T FORGET ABOUT MY BACK & MY NECK
I'M THE BEST YET
YOU BETTER ASK SOMEBODY, WANNA BET
WITH APPLEJACKS & AIRPLANE JETS
WHEN I'M THREW WITH YOU, YOU'LL BEG TO BE MY PET
BUT LET'S NOT FORGET
I'M DROPPING FUNKY FUNKY LYRICS & I DEMAND R.E.S.P. RESPECT !!
AHAHAHAAHA BOBBLE !!!
AWWW!! lmao i need a mintue to compose my self...
i'll prolly be droppin ryhmes from other rappers
lil fukyah go hard with all her rhymes
that's why she call herself a ride or die
chick who down for whatever
ask her man he say she clever
she put on shows and rock the house,
she eat chicken wings cats eat a mouse
i said it b4 and imma say it again our shit never make sense from begnning or to tha end
but we gon stay true like funky cold medina
putting out them hits and taking all the other mc's to the cleaners
we making money and fast driving cars, yall just don't know
we supastars
this shit sound better in my head, cause i got a funky beat and i'm too legit
yall can't see me really tho
cause imma rhyme in all the shows
yall gon come throo it's gon be a sold out crowd....hey yo bobble
TURN IT OUT.......
aight letme see if i can do this
we some fly misses, never shy misses
if you knew us you'd be on our thigh misses
we know we got locked cuz this our spot
and we do what we do cuz we got it locked.
LMAO how was that?
WE DON'T NEED NO STANKY D.J.'S, JUST A MIC IN OUR HAND
ONE WINK FROM ME & I'LL TAKE YO MAN
IF WE WERE ON A BEACH, I'LL MAKE OUT WITH HIM ON THE SAND
I GOT A WATCH WITH A WRISTBAND
TO TELL TIME & SEE IF IT WILL STAND
THE GRITS IS BOUT TO HIT THE FAN
SO PUT THE GOT DAMN COVER ON THE EFF'IN PAN
IF I HAFTA TELL YOU ONE MO GEN I'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND
I'M M.C. LIL FUKYAH WITH THE MASTER PLAN !!!
OKAY TIME OUT YALL, LMMFAO WHY I CAN SO SEE 504 ON A STAGE WALKING ROUND SAYING THAT SHIT LIKE SHE MEAN IT THO.....AHHAHHAHHAHH AND YEAH BAMMY YOU GOT IT KEPP GOING
GO BAMMY GO !!!
who knew ryhme'n could be so easy
i'm feeling it like i'm weezy
we gotta get Jay to come thru and drop a beat
so we can make these ryhmes real sweet
lol that's all i got
SO WE SOME BAD CHICKS YALL SHOULD KNOW
WE ROCK THE HOUSE AND STEALS THE DAMN SHOW
dON'T BE FOOLED YOU BET NOT FORGET
THAT WE THE COLDEST IN THE GAME SINCE KEITH BROKE A SWEAT
WE GOT BAMMY ON THE MIC AND SHE GON RHYME
TELL YALL HOW WE DO IT CAUSE WE PRIMETIME
BOBBLE, I'D BE WEARING MY SHINY LEGGINGS & LEGWARMERS
ONE LOOK AT MY SEXY LEGS BE TO NIGGAS LIKE SNAKE CHARMERS
I'D BE ROCKING MY BAMBOO EARRINGS
HAVING NIGGAS WANTING TO SING
I'D HAVE MY ONE SIDE GOLD TOOF
MAKING NIGGAS WANT TO RAISE THE ROOF
I'D BE PAUSING ON STAGE, DOING THE BUTT
MAKING NIGGAS WANNA SAY WHAAAT ?
LOL DAMN I GOTTA GET BACK LATA
IT'S BEEN SO MUCH FUN, SEE YA LATER GATA !!!!
okay i can't stop laughing
i think we gone have to make this happen
do a freestyle friday post
and get it crackin!
we do it in the east
we do in the west
spittin ryhmes cuz we DA BEST! (in my khalad voice)
LOL bye 504!!
SAY WHAAT? SAY WHO???
NAW DON'T LOOKED SHOCKED CASUE LIL BYTCH IN THE ROOM
I KNOW YALL SCARED CAUSE I COLD ROCKS A PARTY
I DONE HAD ALL THE DJ'S TELL ME I'M NAUGHTY
I TELL THEM NIGGAS YEAH I KNOW
I'M THE BIGGEST FREAK BUT I'M NO HO
I GIVE IT TO YA GOOD, PUT YA ASS TO SLEEP WAKE YA IN THE MORNING YOU SMELLING MEAT
CAUSE I'M COOKING BACON, EGGS GRITS AND HAM, I FUCKED YA SO GOOD YOU EVEN ASKED FOR SPAM
I TOLD YA ASS NAW NIGGA I DON'T ROLL LIKE THAT, I DON'T BUY NO SPAM AND THAT'S A FACT
EAT THIS BREAKFAST I MADE FOR YOU DRINK THE COFFEE I GOT FRESH SQUEEZED JUICE
yall are TOO funny...
i'm not a lyricist so i won't EVEN try this...
but ya'll are too funny to me!
well okie dokie folks
it's time for me to go
but we came in and stole the show
but now that you know
come back every friday
for this freestyle PAR-TAY!!!
GONE!
DAMN, MY BOBBLETWIN DONE SPLIT,
WHAT IMMA DO NOW, GO SOLO??? HELL FUCKING YEAH!
IMMA DROP THIS ONE LAST LINE FOR DA GROUP
CAUSE IMMA LOYAL SOILDER I'M DOWN WITH MY CREW
NEVER FIGHT MY BATTLES ALL ALONE CAUSE I'M A SCARY ASS BITCH
AND I BREAKS AND RUN, YEAH YALL LAUGHING BUT HEY THAT'S COOL
MY MOMMA TOLD ME I'M WAAAAAAAAAAY TOO PRETTY TO BE GETTING BATTERERD AND BRUISED
I TOOK MOMMA ADVICE AND TALKED MAD SHIT
AND GUESS WHAT YALL, I AIN'T GOT KNOCKED OUT YET....
FA REAL THIS TIME THIS MY LAST RHYME
MY PARTNA IN CRIME AND ME WANNA SAY C-YA NEXT TIME
COME THROO ON FRIDAYS WE TEARING IT DOWN
ALL CUSS WORDS AND VULGARITYS ALLOWED
WE TRY TO KEEP OUR BLOCK HOT, WITH CREATIVE POSTS, AND STOOPID THOUGHTS
WE BEEN GETTING MAD PROPS FROM ALL THE TOP SHOTS
IN THE GAME OF BLOGGIN WE DO WHAT WE DO, AND GUESS WHAT YALL
WE AIN'T EVEN THROUGH.....
WHAT YALL GON DO WITHOUT MIDNYTE THE DJ
I SPIN ALL YA RECORDS MAKE THA CROWD SAY "REPLAY"
VINYL, CDS, MP3s, WHATEVA
THE LADIES SAY "MIDNYTE YOU DARK N SMOOTH LIKE LEATHER"
UNLIKE THESE DUDES, I LIKE TO CALL THEM PLEATHER
SHINY FAKE JEWELRY, THO MINES IS BETTER
I MAKE IT RAIN, JUST STRAIGHT DISTORTIN THE WEATHER
BITCH DO LIKE RIHANNA DO N COP AN UMBRELLA!!!
I AIN'T EVEN GON FRONT OR TRY TO COMPETE
WITH DJ QUIET STORM HE MAD WITH THEM BEATS
HE CAME IN SHUT IT ALL DOWN
SPUN SOME RECORDS, MOVED THE CROWD
HE CLAIM HE SILKY, BLACK AND SMOOTH
BUT I DIGRESS CAUSE I REALLY HAVE NO CLUE
DJ QUIET STORM, TELL EM WHAT TO DO.....
I'm in this bytch with 2 ditzy azz broads / freestyle friday we ack'in straight re-tard/ Oh mY Gawd, who is that.../it's just Kaliente in ALL THAT BLACK/azz so phat/pu$$y so good/ bytches wanna hate/but i wish a ni99a would..LMFAO i suck at rappin....like Trina n Khia
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHYT..my side hurts!!!! I just went back and read y'all freestyles...OMG
"LIL FUKYAH IS IN FULL EFFECT"
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"yall got us FUCKED UP....."
---lmao I can see Chrissy with a gold grill sayin this....LOL
"spittin ryhmes cuz we DA BEST! (in my khalad voice)"
--lol Bahama, WHO nicca WE
OMG did i type :azz so phat/pu$$y so good/" LMAO omg i sound like TRina.........LAWDHAMMERCY
BMama, please forgive me, but you have been
tagged!
TAG YOU'RE IT!!!
LOL!!!! Y'all are straight crazy...LOL
ms. cat
don't hate, partake, appreciate, then participate !!
lol i'm soo cool
i stayed in school
cause i'm no fool
BOBBLE GETTING LAME
SHE OUT THE GAME
CAUSE HER RHYMES ARE INSANE
IN THE WORST WAY LIKE THAT GAY DUDE ON WHAT'S HAPPENING WOULD SAY
HEY HEY HEY!!!!
eff your flow
give you a sample now but friday i'll give ya some mo'!
lil fukyah in de house & yes beasts i'm a pro.
i'm watching flamer flame so i gotsa go !
IM ON SOME FLY SHIT,
NIGGAS COMPLIMENT ME ALL DAY MA'AM,
ONE GRIN FROM ME,
GOT'EM STIFFER THEN A GINGERBREAD MAN,
SEE A BITCH WALK BY AND DEY DYING TO GREET ME,
SIT ME ON DA TABLE BUT A BIB ON READY TO EAT ME,
HOES RUN UP AND TRY YA LUCK BUT U WILL NOT BEAT ME
NOT HALLOWEEN BUT YA MAN LOVES TO TRICK OR TREAT ME..
I know it's late and yaw proly sleep
But I'm bout to get started and go real deep.
Deep like the minds of Minolta
I coming steadfast like a soilder
To give you what you came here for
A slap a spank you dirty lil whore
So kick back relax and take a sip
Whiles I put these words on yo' lips
Yeah, I know it's been a while
Since I made you mad or smile.
But I'm back B!tches and aint nothin you can dew.
But take it and love it while I give you a clue.
To why I'm up so late in my dress shirt.
Training and teaching MOFOs how to work.
But besides that lets get back to the story
About this girl named Blah Blah Blah that adored me.
She had me goin and coming like it was the thing to dew
She thought I was gon be easy, but she had know clue.
Next day she calls and asks "Did you miss me?"
Hell naw!!! B!tch sound like Chrissy.
But what I like most is that I can bring the Drama
From NY to Cali to Bahama's Momma.
So let me get back to work and collect these riches.
Yaw know what I'm callin this poem? It's a CELEBRATION B!TCHES!!!!!!
OH DEAR LAWD ! LOL
THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN, HOW BOUT YA'LL ?
lmmfao uhhhh yeah shit was funny bobble, lil bytch planning a comeback rhyme we bout to be beefing in this mutha......
and ya know why it was funny bobble, lmao cause his ass prolly really put effort into it.....
my name is chrissy, and i came to wreck shop,
tear down these walls and make it stop,
cause poppa patent think he the shit,
coming throo my house showing nothing but disrespect
that's cool with me, cause imma set his ass straight
let him know he bet not mistake
these fake ass rhymes and bullshit words
for weakness, cause nigga you gon get served
so next time you come to me and bammy house, wipe ya feet on the rug playboy, AND SHUT YA MOUTH
we run this poppa p, and don't ya forget, we ain't none of them simple ass bitches, you call CLIENTS.....
~~~~ STANDING OVATION ~~~~
and i will now take my bow......lol
and i will now take my bow......lol
oops posted 2x's....
well people usually bows more than once, so it's cool lol
oh and P EFF yo couch! lmao chrissy you should have said that @ the end of your rap
***Attention. Play J Holidays 'Suffocate' when reading the following poem***
By the time you finish
with this poem, tears gonna start running down yo eyes
from laughin at this Sh!t I'm go spit.
You thought I would respond real quick (don't lie)
with some quirkiy wit to have you rollin
At work bout to get yo A$$ fired (fired)
You proly, pausing now to take a breather, member this will give you hope
If not then you just missed the POPE
Cause I'm the Man when it comes to rhymes,
I'm the Man when it comes to dimes
I'll wear yo' ass out like a paper towel
Even have you start to howl
I'm known to blow yo minds
The sad part is that you Psycho
Want good news? Switch to Geico
Shut yo mouf 5-0-4 Geemolody
Got mo' head than she Got Body
I'm known to blow yo minds
(Remember you can't spell Poem with the 'P'!!!! Yes?)
*** No effort or time in the following 'P'oem***
Arrrrrggggghhhhh(in my DMX voice)
Chrissy Christy me thats who
Step away from the keyboard cuz I'm gonna give it to you.
Upside ya dome without no mercy
You just a dry mouf, yeah you thirsty
Thirsty for some insight about how I dew
Wearin clients out from her to Timbuktew
Wishin you wasn't married with kids of tew
Just keep on dreaming, bout me skeetin my gew.
All over ya face lookin like fresh glue
'Welcome to my cookout. Look it's Gooney Goo Goo'
Walkin real proud cuz my kids is on ya face
Wantin somebody to take a pic of you so it'll be on myspace.
This poem right here is rare like a LLama.
No! Yo' Simple A$$ can't vote for Obama.
When you've been convicted of a felony crime
Yo A$$ can't vote, so get outta line.
But don't fret, some day things'll get better
Just write yo boy Sureshot a letter.
Tell him how much you missed him so
And how you don't need knee pads in yo dresses no mo'.
Cuz yo head game has reached that 4th level
Have that ni99uh Shot singing like Aaron Neville.
Cuz we all know 'Everybody Plays the Fool'
But yo' A$$ aint playin, been that way see Pre-school.
Asking questions over and over again.
You like MJ in The Wiz, 'You Can't Win'
So lemme get...
Whatevuh! You get the idea, I got mad work to do so I'll hit dat A$$ later.
Damn Training?
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