I paint my toenalis while i am naked
I can't go to bed @ night unless i know that everything is in it's place, there are no dishes in my sink, and all of the pillows on my sofas are where i strategically placed em'.....yeah, i am nuts but i told yall....
I talk to the charecters while watching my soaps, lmao but who DON'T do that
I used to be addicted to Unsolved Mysteries when it was in reruns, and i swear fo' gawd that a dude who was profiled on there for killing his wife and running lived across the street from us, lmao he has sinced moved....
I believe in ghosts, lmmfao and i think my house is haunted, but not by scary ass get the phuck out my house amintyville horror ghosts, regular chilling in the cut don't mind, me ghosts
If nothing interesting is on tv, i am known to flip back and forth between all the video channels...my husband hates that, i tell him all the time tho, i could sit here and flip back forth between these MTV channels and VH1 Soul all damn day....
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i put bread crumbs on almost everything salty.
i'm 31, no kids but i like to watch lil spongebob
i can sleep from 5pm one day to 12 pm the next day & still go to bed at 10 that night
i polish my toenails but can't stand polish on my fingernails
the only feet i touch are mine & babies from newborn to 24 months...i hate everyone else's feet !!
that's all i could think of, but i'm sure people who knows me can come up with many more lol
why in the hell did she say from newborns to 24 months, lmmfao like once them lil boogers turn 2, i will not touch they damn feet, ahhahhahhahhahhahha that shit is too funny to me....
oh, here go one bout me, i do not eat @ buffets, and i have to get all of my fast food thru the drive thru window, if i actually had to go into wendy's mickey d's, popeye's taco bell, jack in the box, any of em and see the people actully preparing the food, even if they wearing they gloves, and got they hair net on, i won't eat it, and don't let me see they ass glove-less, i will take that shit back in a heartbeat......and i can't be waited on by a zit faced teenager, or a person with ashy hands.....or a man, male waiters disturb me......
LMAO!! i'm die'n offa chrissy feeling the need to share that she paints her toenails naked..
ahahahahahahaga
LMAO WELL BAMMY, IT SAID QUIRKY STUFF RIGHT???? AND HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO PAINT EM, I JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT PAINTING EM FULLY DRESSED. LMAO MOST TIMES MY HOUSEHOLD BE SLEEP ANYWAY, I DO IT @ NIGHT WHEN KIDDIES IN BED, CAUSE THEM SEEING MOMMY NAKED PAITING HER TOENAILS COULD BE SCARRING, LMAO THEY ALL GROWN IN THERAPY AND SHIT OVER IT.....
Chrissy I used to always eat at this joint named Panda Express. always has the bomb ass orange chicken and rice and one day there was a hair in my friends plate. I haven't ate their since. lmao
i will no loger eat at panda express
@ arbys some fat dude sneezed on my shit, in front of me yall and tried to hand it to me talking bout here ya go thanks for coming......i damn near jumped throo that window on his ass BITCH i want my money back NOW..... i ain't ate there since.....
what is that damn cheap ass smelling cologne these men be wearing up here funking up the lobby, got my eyes burning......i have no clue who wearing it but damn it stink....just needed to vent...
Y'all have got me rollin! And 504 only touchin certain feet made me HOWL!!!!! LMAOOO!!
Y'all, school will be out at the end of this month and I'll have some breathing room! Yay!
BMama, I sent my email address on the UB.
WHAT KINDA SCHOOL YOU GO TO/TEACH THAT LETS OUT IN APRIL???? LOL LET ME KNOW SO I CAN GO....
LOL awwwwwwwww i feelz special!hmmmmmmmmmm lets see:
-I have NEVER been put to sleep by a man...lol
-I am addicted to reality shows
-I have NEVER cheated on a mate (i have only been in 1 serious relationship)
***DOn't think I am psycho***
-but i love looking at dead bodies...shyt like rotten.com i like blood and guts but i could never be around it in person...LMAO
- i eat crazy combo shyt like mayo n fries w ketchup, wendy's frosty and (dip my fries), grilled cheese w/ tomatoes, etc
-i can catch a temper VERY quick IF provoked because i get aggravated really easy
LMAO at ya'll!!!!! How UUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOOOOOOOin (in Rasputia voice)
"what is that damn cheap ass smelling cologne these men be wearing up here funking up the lobby, got my eyes burning......i have no clue who wearing it but damn it stink....just needed to vent..."
-chile i got on the elevator this mornin and this dude had on soem funky azz strong shyt i was like ewwwwwwwwww who in the he!! u tryna impress? ew that stuff was sta-rong!
LMAO at ya'll!!!!! How UUUUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOOOOOOOin (in Rasputia voice)
"what is that damn cheap ass smelling cologne these men be wearing up here funking up the lobby, got my eyes burning......i have no clue who wearing it but damn it stink....just needed to vent..."
-chile i got on the elevator this mornin and this dude had on soem funky azz strong shyt i was like ewwwwwwwwww who in the he!! u tryna impress? ew that stuff was sta-rong!
ahhahhahhahh lady k this shit here was awful, it smelled like who was wearing it, an old white man.....i had to bust out my air freshner on his ass
thats a nice one, i dont get why people eat ice,my friend does it alot
and i can watch youtube all day too, the time just rolls by
HEY HEY HEY..QWESTTTTTTTTION...yes i spelled it as QWestion(in hoodrat voice) LMAO have y'all ever been with a big(fat)dude who had a big Peeter? LOL
plllllllleeeeeeeease tell me y'all have!
LOL LADY K !! YOU SOUND ALOT LIKE ME MINUS THE DEAD BODY THING ALTHOUGH I LOVES ME SOME HORROR MOVIES & NO I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH A FAT DUDE, JUST 2 MUSCULAR OVER 200LB OVER 6 FEET DUDES LOL. OH NOT AT THE SAME TIME THOUGH LOL !
ummmmmm whats up with fat dudes????
& NO I HAVEN'T BEEN WITH A FAT DUDE, JUST 2 MUSCULAR OVER 200LB OVER 6 FEET DUDES LOL. OH NOT AT THE SAME TIME THOUGH LOL !
^^^^^i am dead, and imma tell ya why, cause bobble is stoopid fa this one, lmao why in gawds name she felt the need to let us know that info, is killing me right now.....lmao
I am doing my list right now. I need to tag 6 bloggers.... I have to decide who.
LOL, y'all crazy! but nah i was askin cuz i met this dude and he's a big boy BUT he is really sweet and cute and he is like everything i'm lookin for in a man no kids, good job, own car, and own place (shhhhhhhhyt niccaz like this hard to find 'roun my way) LMAO i hope he doesn't have a small peter...i will be so mad! anywayz i ain't gonna turn this into no sexx blog...LOL
NO, NO TURN IT INTO A SEX BLOG, I'SE BORED.....HOW BIG IS HE THO K, LIKE RUBEN STUDDARD BIG, OR BIGGER THAN THAT SMALLER, WHAT.....
girlllll, he might have mad tongue skillz
LMAO...i'm just seeing this...umm nah he ain't rueben big or rick ross big but shyt he is fat and he has a big belly...but awwwwwwwwww last night he said he wanna get back in the gym so shhhhhhhhhid I'm bout tah put lil daddy on the map...I hope that nee grow don't be tryna act all GRAND if his azz lose some weight. For some reason i was horny lass night when i was with him...LMAO he felt so good holding me and rubbing my arms and holding my hands...DAMMIT man....lol he hasn't tried me YET tho..but i KNOW it's coming! Ya'll KNOW I'mma let y'all know when it goes DOWN....if he is lacking lets HOPE his tongue game is proper, but really i don't be with all that lickin...juss do me and finish..lol i don't like them long sessions!
LMAO he felt so good holding me and rubbing my arms and holding my hands...DAMMIT man
^^^^^LMMFAO WHY WHEN I READ THAT PART, I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING SO HARD MY GUM FLEW OUT MY MOUTH, AND DUDE IN LOBBY LIKE MISS YOU OK?????
LMMFAO LIKE SHE JUST READY TO RAPE HIS ASS AHHAHHAHHAHH I CAN'T STOP LMAO I KEEP GETTING THIS VISUAL OF k TRYNA TO BEHAVER HERSELF, BUT SHE CAN'T
LMAO giiiiiiiiiiirl yea then he was like you can crash here and i was like UH UH , i'm good....cuz I KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!! chillllllllllllle i'm expecting the worst though, i just hope i don't leave disgusted...
Bahama I loveeeee ice too! I don't know what I would do if I didn't have ice in my life....
*daydreaming about ice*
LOL ice..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nah letme stop
Ya'll remind me of my mother, she chews on the ice and it annoys the hell the outta me!! LOL
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