Shoo Flea!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008


Not calling anyone a flea but i KNOW every female has been in this situation: Having a stalker, a guy you are just not feeling but he can't take the trail of breadcrumb hints! Always calling, poppin up at your favorite club, just dropping by your job, clingier than spandex. Me being in that kind of incident as we speak Chrissy and I have a list for all you young men out there to let you know when a female just ain't in to ya. Don't say we never gave you nothing!


-Now some of these might seem simple but yall just ain't UNDERSTANDING them.


*And it's ringing, and ringing - If a women is really into you she'd answer the phone no later than the third ring. If you keep on calling and ain't getting no answer..Back away nice and easy please.

*Going Mute- Let's face it, us women like to talk and we can talk about anything. So if you do happen to to get her to answer your calls but she doesn't talk while on the line, it's not cause she's shy but she just doesn't want to talk to you (and she too nice to tell you that)


*Track Star - Let's just say you happen to be in the same club or you work together, if everytime she see's you and she makes a quick uey (u-turn) and speeds off like speed racer, it's not cause she forgot something or she "she really had to go to the bathroom" that's called avoiding you!



Lastly, if we just fed up gentlemen, and yall ain't getting the point, if calls are going unanswered, e-mails getting deleted w/o being read, phone numbers are being changed, restraining orders are being taken out, then our last resort would be to just tell yall flat out, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU CLINGY ASS NEGRO!! hopefully we won't have to resort to that but hey, sometimes we may need to......

23 comments:

504 said...

if you compliment me on my attire or just flat out my alluring beauty & i say, "yeah whatever nigga" & start talking to somebody else or roll me eyes & walk away, don't try the same thing tomorrow...it's not because it's that time of the month, it's because your not the flavor of my life...please exit stage left !
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Anonymous said...

lmmfao ummm bobble you need a hug like sinceer

Anonymous said...

eff the remix of alicia keys song with luda rapping on it

eff these ppl @ my job cause they have no respect for people and they personal space

eff this faggot ass mutha for cracking his knuckles and using my paper and fax machine w/o asking

eff these phones and the same people who call everyday all day can i get a call from somebody different least once gotdamn

eff this bitch tryna to tell me some shit i already know with her dumb ass subliminal messages and shit bitch don't be scared just say it

wff botox cause hse keep asking me what i think and i am tired of tryna to keep a straight face and tell her the real deal

eff juiceboxes everywhere

Bahama said...

Eff having a sore throat!

Eff clingy stalker type dudes

Eff women that have no respect for themselves

Eff jump-offs and jump on's..lmao

Eff it not being time to go home yet

Eff tea, cause it makes me sleepy wait sleepier

Anonymous said...

eff headaches

eff rayj and his damn interviews

eff family matters and that annoying ass steve

eff waldo simple ass too

eff greedy ass negros

eff hard biscuits

eff boredom

Jay Midnyte said...

eff Chrissy 4 talking bout a show from a different age

eff tv

eff today

eff T-Pain 4 making straight homo comment, then sayin "no homo"

eff the radio same ol same ol

504 said...

eff these phones and the same people who call everyday all day can i get a call from somebody different least once gotdamn

^^^^
eff bobble for feeling like me

eff ray j's lame ass attempts to make us think he's a thug nigga

eff my job for not having a bed here

eff my stomach for making me look fat

eff my former co-worker for retiring, getting a new job & coming over here more than he was when he worked with us !

eff it, i'mma make him make an appointment with me to come for a visit cause i like my peace & quiet

eff him for talking all loud in MY office

eff him for talking like he's deaf

eff i wanna go home

eff it for not being friday, yeah i eff that alot

eff him for making it impossible to take a nap in MY office

Anonymous said...

eff bobble for not even appreciating the fact that she got an office with adoor that she can close and get her nap on

eff j-nyte for even eff'ing me for bringing up old ass sitcoms like he ain't watch them back in the day

eff fucking telemarketers

eff my brother for calling me and telling me i am rude than a muth when i answer

eff him for calling me back after i hung up on that nucca

eff it imma name a whole bunch of lame ass sitcoms just to rub j-nyte the wrong way...lol matter fact imma name the damn TGIF lineup

perfect strangers
step by step
going places
full house eff uncle jesse for being sessay back in the day and having lil girls cross the globe wanting to marry his ass

ran out of shit lmao

Anonymous said...

and eff firewalls cause i am betting yall monkey asses is all on the necole site having fun while i am here effin shit

eff bobby brown for calling supahead a bad momma and making me laugh like a mutha cause that is like the pot calling the damn kettle

eff eddie murphy for saying put ya mouth on me

eff johnny gill for longing to do just that

eff that show dirt cause it sux

eff nip/tuck for being on hiatus till the world is over

eff andre benjamin 3000 for having too many names like diddy and for dressing like huck finn

Bahama said...

Eff still be'n hungry after lunch..i shoulda packed more

Eff being sleepy and not being able to sleep

Eff, i think chrissy and jay got a thang goings on

Eff my cyber hubby, da hell is he?

Eff if these months ain't going by fast as hell

Eff Dior for making some fresh shoes and me not wanting to pay all that money for them

Eff gas prices

Eff the people who took down Living Single

Bahama said...

eff nip/tuck for being on hiatus till the world is over

^^ i effin agree!

Anonymous said...

eff rick ross and them man boobs

eff whoever thought it was cute to let that nigga make a video shirtless

eff, i feel sorry for them girls who had to lay up under his ass while making that video

eff mariah carey cause i am just sick of her 40 yr old ass not accepting that she ain't young no mo'

eff j-nyte for stalking me cause he like light skinned round the way girls with an attitude and dimples

eff it, j-nyte gon laugh his ass off when he read that last one

eff it, j-nyte know what it is he my boy but other than that....he too clingy lmao (joking quiet storm)

eff bammy cyber hubby cause he be saying he going out for some fresh air and never come back....

eff bammy cyber hubby again for making her watch house party over and over and making her listen to all of big pun's cd's

Anonymous said...

WHERE IN THE PHUCK MY RIDE OR DIE HOMIE LACDIZZLE @, YALL SEE HER TELL HER TO COME SAY HI OR SOME SHIT GAWD ACTING ALL BRAND NEW AND SHIT....LOL

Kaliente said...

eff Monday-Friday cuz i gotta be n this bytch (work of course)

eff these sorry azz niccas in the world

eff these foot draggin azz bytches in my city

eff the world shyt...lol

What's up y'all????? Oh and eff the nicca who met up with me for the first time lookin dirty azz fukk?? you getz NO LOVE for even tryin me like that!

Anonymous said...

lol vent lady K, get it out....

eff the brady bunch cause that was the most unrealistic confusing ass show on tv, how in the hell you gon have 6 kids sharing two rooms and 1 bathroom and they was step-siblings so you know damn well somebody was playing hide and go get it on a regualr basis

eff alice for coming across as a lesbian but she had sam the butcher as a damn b/f

eff the damn daddy always being home how in the hell you gon make that guap if you steady @ the crib giving out useless ass advice

eff when they ass went on that variety show and did that damn song that i still know all the words to

eff them boys original momma for leaving her sons with a damn daddy who was obviously smoking that good cause he stayed talking in circles and i never got the point of anything he had to say

lmmfao eff me for tripping so hard

eff cousin oliver cause he ruined the show

eff cindy for still having that lisp that shit wasn't cute, it was hella annoying

eff the real live brady bunch them muthafuckin Kardashians

and eff the world for calling them the Kardashians when it should be the damn Jenner's cause that is the damn man of the family's surname ain't it.....

eff wheaties

Bahama said...

what r yall effin doing in here?? lmao

Anonymous said...

eff chrissy for noticing my MIA-ness and then not being around once I got the message to bring my ass to the partay!!

eff this for not being a hood party. where is the kids room???

eff me getting older and my mind not being able to catch up with my body.

eff not being able to eat chilli dogs two nights in a row.

eff bam bam's stalker.

eff his lonliness.

eff bam bam for not giving him the time of day, but making a whole post and thread about him.

eff his new found celebrity.

eff any of my old stalkers.

eff me for not having any now. (you slippin lacyd).

eff the forum for being boring.

eff work.

and last but certainly not least, eff the MAN!!!!!

lac dizzle

P.S. eff o'dot for going on his usual MIA-ness trip and not being around to create a poll to change my name to lac dizzle

Anonymous said...

eff dizzle for abondonment (sp)

eff bammy for not filing for a cyber divorce

eff her ever getting cyber preggers by dizzle cause he would damn shole bounce then

eff bammy's stalker's parents for raising him to be pushy and annoying

eff boredom yet again

eff my kids teacher for leaving me a damn voicemail talking skraight shit bout why my daughter was made to stay late after school

eff me for getting pissed cause somebody checking me on the ways of my smart mouth ass daughter like i don't already know that shit

eff me for raising her to speak her mind and for her not getting that i meant speak it @ the appropriate times not to the damn teacher when she ask you to quit talking and shit

eff me for lmmfao cause i can just see her lil smart mouth ass getting smart with that sweet old lady and causing her to damn near retire and leve angry messages on my VM

Anonymous said...

one mo eff....

eff hubby cause once he get wind of this lil episode he gon be all full of himself and be like i told ya so....

eff me for the cuss out he gon get if he even attepmt to start with me

eff that i still ain't done this spreadsheet bammy

eff me cause i am prolly gon wait till somebody say some shit to me and be like did you add that shit to the list and imma be like yeah i did knowning damn well i ain't done it

Anonymous said...

you have el clingarino - hard to get rid of that especially when dudes will take "go away" as "she's trying to play around"

best thing to do is talk marriage on the phone with him, that will definitely scare him off

Anonymous said...

ahhahhahhahh lmao good idea chuck, or bammy you can say some shit like damn i gotta go get these kids from they daddies that should scare him off real quick

Bahama said...

ahahahahah!!! Chuckito u are too much!! thats effin funny!

LOL chrissy!! nah he know i don't have kiddies

504 said...

eff ya'll

this sh!t better work..lmao