This is what we think......

Now I know just about everybody has heard about Jay-Z and Beyonce and their nuptials and we aren't really gonna speculate if they did or didn't take the plunge. But we are going to discuss what we think the whole wedding and reception would be like..way back in the game, we speculated on this before in one of the haloscan rooms, and i want to find it and post what we said but hell it would take a min to do that just know that we was going off on what a Beyonce wedding would be like......and we bout to do it again....

Guest list- Solange Michelle, Kelly, and anybody who may be a threat in standing in Bey's way wouldn't even be in the damn wedding they sitting in the audience, lmao over there in them pews where don't nobody know where to sit cause they either know both the bride and the groom, or hell they just crashing the wedding and showing up Jay's guest list, well, we know Damn Dash ain't get an invitation, but the rest of the Roc fam gon be there Kanye dressed like a damn fool, and John Legend in them nut huggers barely able to sitdown w/o busting a seam

Entertainment-Beyonce impersonators singing all her songs, the impersonators gon be Solange, Khia, Da Brat, and one of them pussycat dolls cause they need a job for the extra paper, Solange gon do her rendition of Crazy in love, while khia gon do Irreplaceable, and Da Brat gon do her rap part off the suvivor remix, and then she gon bust into her rendition of check on it with Slimm Thugga as a special guest.....Next they gon have people toasting the happy couple who couldn't be there in person to celebrate, via satellite Beans gon go first in a damn orange jumpsuit throwing the rock up talking bout SP3, next Latoya and LaTivia gon have angry ass shout out s not even directed @ Bey talking bout Tina you know yo' ass was wrong for dressing us like the step-kids when we was in the group, and giving us the wack ass treatments when it came to our hair, Kelly you know what's up, and kelly gon be in the background hollering Yeah and shit but ain't nobody gon know where her words coming from cause she hiding in the back from Mathew while she said it....

Uninvited Guests who came anyway-T-pain he only showed up tho cause he thought it was gon be a remix or some shit for him to jump on while there Lil Wayne, cause he thought the same thing T-pain thought, Supahead came with her pen and pad taking mad notes for her next book, Kim Kardashian, cause she followed Reggie, who followed Larry, who intentionally was left off the guest list per Bey cause she bout sick of that nigga... (luvs ya bam bam ....lol) Dame Dash came disguised as a waiter, wait, i just got word that he really was a waiter that was no disguise, he needed the 40.00 bones daddy Matt was paying......Diddy came with Cassie, which pissed his baby momma Kim the hell off so she was standing outside the damn venue holding them twins talking bout i know you in there Sean, and i ain't leaving till you brang ya bitch ass out....think Lorraine Braco in Goodfellas when she went and confronted her husband's mistress after she learned of the affair he was having.....Jennifer Lopez and Marc came dressed to the nines in matching fur hats and sweatsuits and shit, they was left off the list on purpose as well cause them muthafuckas be over the top with they attire as well, and Bey wasn't tryna to get clowned on @ her own wedding like that.....Chingy, cause that nigga be everywhere his ass shouldn't be....Mary and Kendu came and Kendu handing out business card that say I DON'T DO SHIT CALL ME THO......Keyshia Cole came throo with her momma, she wasn't invited from the jump cause people ain't wanna hear Frankie saying TYRA MAIL all damn night long....refer to the Keyshia Cole show for more in fo on that.....

Thank you/party favors- gift cards for each guest to house of damn that's fucked up we got gift cards to buy this shit and we gave these fools money as a wedding present store, and a collection/dvd set of B-day the deluxe edition, the one with all the videos and shit on it, and a picture frame with a pic of Bey in it by herself in her wedding gown

Menu-Popeyes' chicken and that shit bey was drinking to loose all that weight to be in Dreamgirls as refreshments

Xtra's- Bey had 1,000 pigeons that were dyed gold and holding a list with all her accomplishments in the pigeon's mouth, on a scroll released instead of doves, she got Luther Vandross (RIP) to sing if this world were mine to Jay instead of writing wedding vows, she also had Marvin Gaye to sing Let's get it on @ the reception, instead of a bouquet, Bey had 12 5 yr olds walk down the isle b4 her with a single rose then when she got to the alter each child had to give her the rose while singing a verse from one of her, many songs....

The Help-All the ladies from season's one and two of Flavor of Love were ushers, season three were not hired cause hell they was all cute-ly challenged, Bobby Brown, Flavor Flav, and Lil B sure were part of the clean-up crew after the party was over , DJ Kay Slay and DJ Clue was hired as the DJ's but they was cussing each other out all night long like Martin was cussing ole boy out for bumping into the table in House Party.... Once Chingy got it straight why he was even invited to start with that nigga put on the lil red jacket and parked cars for the rest of the night

Now, i would go on, lmao but hell i gotta give yall as readers a chance to comment and tell me what yall think.......HOLLA.....


And here's a lil throwback...it is a must read!!

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/moguldom/5308/ u can stop reading at about the 1:30 mark