You so out the loop......

The Queens of lists we are..... and this one here me and bammy bout to make is prolly gon be my fav one, cause i am one of those people who dreads birthdays, i despise getting older, the thought of it makes me wanna turn back time, but i digress, i know that is not possible unless you Marty Mcfly, and got a homeboy with wild hair that can soup up old ass sports cars and transport ya ass.....anyway here is a list, ladies and gents, WAYS TO TELL IF YOU ARE GETTING OLD.....

You gotta constantly ask ya kids, friends, spouse, stuff like "who sang that song they playing on the radio right now", or "who is Kanye (pronounced Kane) West"

When you start addressing teenage girls in between the ages of 14-18 as "lil girls" and criticizing they way of dress

When you sleep before 10:00pm every night, ya hey days pretty much over

You saying stuff like "what the hell kinda song is love in da club, or that mess where the dude be saying ohhhh ohhh baby what's it called falsetto......yeah that's it, real r&b died when bobby brown left the game"

You'd rather stay home and get lifted, and chill with ya man/lady instead of going to the clubs....

Okay, lol this one right here gets me every time, when i realize that i graduated in 1998, and bammy graduated in what 2000 something other, i am like damn, i done lost track of time and reality......

Remember back in ya party till ya fall the hell out days, and you could do like 10-15 shots, drink 2 beers, and go home and fall out no vomiting, maybe a little headache, but you cool to do it all over again the next night, if ya ass drink 2 shots and ya upchuck, and wake up the next morning talking bout man i am never drinking again, and you really don't for like 6 months cause you felt so horrible the last time you got drunk, then you are old homeboy/home girl, so just hang it up

You still think the Electric Slide is the way to start a party.

People start referring to you as ma'am and sir or miss and mister.

You remember the times when you could have done all the new dances at the club and wake up the next day good to go, but now you'll be lucky if you can do ONE of the new dances and not have to go home and bathe in Bengay.

You get PISSED @ the clerk when you have ya ID ready to show they ass so you can purchase ya liquor, and your cigarette products, lmmfao and they say"oh, i don't need that".

Now yall know yall do some of this stuff, cause i know i do, so holla @ us......