lmao he starts it talking bout dropping a vargas in my mouth, that is no way to talk to a lady, he can talk to them clients like dat cause dem ho's is tricks, not ladies.....lol
lmao he starts it talking bout dropping a vargas in my mouth, that is no way to talk to a lady, he can talk to them clients like dat cause dem ho's is tricks, not ladies.....lol
^^^^It aint like you aint put one in yo' mouf before. I got $5 say one goin in ya mouf 2nite.
I got $5 say one goin in ya mouf 2nite. ^^^^you so right boo, it is one going in my mouth EVERY NIGHT if my husband wants it, get married, get one of them HO ASS clients trained to suck ONLY your dick, it don't apply for them to suck leroy's dick round the corner cause he gon pay her car insurance for the mouth, otherwise she ain't wifey material... and trust they will suck ya vargas whenever you ask them to.....if they like yo' ass, they will, who we kidding them tricks you deal with with suck it for a red lobster meal and a tour of the mansion...gotta love those cheddar biscuits...
you so right boo, it is one going in my mouth EVERY NIGHT if my husband wants it, get married, get one of them HO ASS clients trained to suck ONLY your dick, it don't apply for them to suck leroy's dick round the corner cause he gon pay her car insurance for the mouth, otherwise she ain't wifey material... and trust they will suck ya vargas whenever you ask them to.....if they like yo' ass, they will, who we kidding them tricks you deal with with suck it for a red lobster meal and a tour of the mansion...gotta love those cheddar biscuits...
yes?
^^^^^You been reading your Tarot cards? Girl you are soo right on the money it aint even funny. Cept bout that part of taken 'em to Red Lobster, only chic I take to Red Lobster is the one that don't like seafood cuz I know she aint gonna order up a lotta Sh!t.
^^^^^You been reading your Tarot cards? Girl you are soo right on the money it aint even funny. Cept bout that part of taken 'em to Red Lobster, only chic I take to Red Lobster is the one that don't like seafood cuz I know she aint gonna order up a lotta Sh!t.
Lobster Tails?
^^^^^what kinda WRONG ass what if trick alleric to shellfish shit is that P?????? what the hell she gon have, a salad and them damn biscuits, can she order a drink, or heifer gotta stick to water??? can she have dessert, or you gon' tell her some lame ass shit like naw baby I am the dessert.....
LMAO that's dirty P! ^^^ no shit J, lmao got me over here dying offa that, i'd trick his ass, tell him i hate seafood, get there and oder every damn thang on the menu, and when he ask me bout my allergy imma tell him i got it under control cause i got one of them epi pens to stick in my ass when i have an attack.....
lmmfao i can't even be mad when P come back @ me cause he is too much fa me to tolerate....lil daryl my ass.....
what if a 'client' say she don't like meat period P, she a vegan, that's even better for you huh, bitch in shape cause she never eat pork, and it's cheaper to take her ass out.....
whattup P???? what kind of clients do u have? i'm curious...
^^^^Just some 'understanding' females that like sex. They know that it's nothing more than 'Intimate' friends with 'benefits' nothing more nothing less.
whattup P???? what kind of clients do u have? i'm curious...
let me answer that for you Miss K
*older than our mothers
*dumb ass ho's and all they require is a tour of his 'mansion' and some cheddar biscuits and they cool
*bitches who daughters hot on his ass too
*money hungry ho's who try to drain his bank accounts
*bitches that bake
*tramps he can call and say shit like "my d!ck is @ attention get ya ass over here now, and all she say is "okay daddy" and it's 3 in the am
*scallywags he treat like nino brown treated ole girl in new jack city, only they ain't on the level of michael michele's charecter, and when he done with em he tell em to take they simple ass home....
*footdraggaz who come over on the weekends, clean his 'mansion' cook him yummy desserts, and lay on they back all weekend long till he run they ass out his house by telling em he got shit to do and he need his "quiet time" when all he really mean is footdragga number 2 is on her way so you got's ta go ho.....
LMAO, thanks Chriss u see how he sugar coated the shyt...lmao
"footdraggaz who come over on the weekends, clean his 'mansion' cook him yummy desserts, and lay on they back all weekend long till he run they ass out his house by telling em he got shit to do and he need his "quiet time" when all he really mean is footdragga number 2 is on her way so you got's ta go ho....."
*tramps he can call and say shit like "my d!ck is @ attention get ya ass over here now, and all she say is "okay daddy" and it's 3 in the am
^^^Let's be real though, if a dude w/ a lil 'member' call you at 3 in the morning you gon cuss that ni99uh out so that he never call you again.
But on the other hand, if dude is puttin in work like a 'Maintenance' man (chrissy know who I'm talkin bout) he can call anytime and she will answer the phone on the 1st ring and be like...
"Naw daddy, I aint sleep.
Sure you can come over.
I don't care that I gotta get up in 2 hrs.
My kids is sleep so I hope you in the neighborhood.
But on the other hand, if dude is puttin in work like a 'Maintenance' man (chrissy know who I'm talkin bout) he can call anytime and she will answer the phone on the 1st ring and be like...
"Naw daddy, I aint sleep.
Sure you can come over.
I don't care that I gotta get up in 2 hrs.
My kids is sleep so I hope you in the neighborhood.
Yeah, I got the MagnumXL's you know I go deep."
On my way over? ^^^^^^ 1st off i am married to my maintenance man so all i gotta do is roll over and get on it....
2nd da hell i look like letting a nigga call me @ 2 in the am talking bout he wanna hit, GOT ME BENT can't no man call me with that shyt cept david banner and imma say bring yo' ass on....
el gato???? lmmfao all the spanish i know, i gotta wait till my oldest get home from school to throwm some mo' @ yall, she get her spanish book out it's on up in here.....
sry special k...i was in the midst of telling you how my weekend was but somebody came by to work on my puter so i had to close the window but my weekend was cooler than a mayonnaise jar of red koolaid
thnx punk ass, i was trying to figure out how to spell andale
^^^^No problemo Seniorito from the Cinco Zero Quattro, burrito, enchilado, taco, come blow, my D!cko till I skeeto on your paint toe, make it look like pearlo mixed with flouro, have you callin me back tomorrow, for another episodo on Sezo de Mayo.
LOL, it is 4:52 over here...and nah i only take an hour...i came back n only 2 comments had been made. WTH? LMAO i just KNEW i was finna' come back and y'all was gone be whylin, i'm surprised P backed down...he must had to go see a client and knock some dust off...LMAO Gee...i dunno where she at, Bahama livin it up n ATL...sigh i can't wait til i go to Miami!BAY BAY...haha
gee took her asss home she stay doing what she wanna do....lol
so yall are ahead of us it's 3:52 here.....and i been tripping offa O ass all this time so.....and yeah P prolly went and picked up a client so they can eat whatever cake she baked his ass....
man Chriss, why r my legs n back hurtin...whoooooooooooo i was in my car having flashbacks again..haha if someone saw my they would have thought i was psycho because i was laughin to myself n shyt.
lol @ K he worked yo ass out huh???? you gon be sore for days to come and my homie moved back to mississippi a few yrs ago we talk on a regular tho.....
lol i know them heifers just up and left our asses, she coming here in a few weeks she got ppls here still so we are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo doing some wild ass when we were younger type shit when she get here
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another 'scuse to get drunk and fall the hell out....lol
Lemme put my 'Meat' in ya Taco!!!
Qui?
lmmfao why you so damn crass
let me put my foot in ya ass
yes?
Lemme put my Vargas in yo' mouf
'She swallowed it. YEAHHHH!!!' (NWA)
Take them teef out?
WHAT?!?!?!?
let me sit on ya face and make it look like a glazed donut
yes???
now stfu lol
Chupah mi Vargas!
Besi mi Culo!
Spanish III?
Sorry, I meant Spanish Tres
Qui orda Es?
i typed this shit into free translator, and nothing came up.....lmao
i can still glaze ya face tho.....
"lmmfao why you so damn crass
let me put my foot in ya ass
yes?" and
"WHAT?!?!?!?let me sit on ya face and make it look like a glazed donut
yes???
now stfu lol"
-LMFAO....OMG y'all r a trip!!! Leave it to P to start some shyt! LMAO ...glazed donut...LMAO OMG
lmao he starts it talking bout dropping a vargas in my mouth, that is no way to talk to a lady, he can talk to them clients like dat cause dem ho's is tricks, not ladies.....lol
yes?
lmao he starts it talking bout dropping a vargas in my mouth, that is no way to talk to a lady, he can talk to them clients like dat cause dem ho's is tricks, not ladies.....lol
^^^^It aint like you aint put one in yo' mouf before. I got $5 say one goin in ya mouf 2nite.
Cinco dinero?
Hey Muy K@liente!!!1
I got $5 say one goin in ya mouf 2nite.
^^^^you so right boo, it is one going in my mouth EVERY NIGHT if my husband wants it, get married, get one of them HO ASS clients trained to suck ONLY your dick, it don't apply for them to suck leroy's dick round the corner cause he gon pay her car insurance for the mouth, otherwise she ain't wifey material... and trust they will suck ya vargas whenever you ask them to.....if they like yo' ass, they will, who we kidding them tricks you deal with with suck it for a red lobster meal and a tour of the mansion...gotta love those cheddar biscuits...
yes?
you so right boo, it is one going in my mouth EVERY NIGHT if my husband wants it, get married, get one of them HO ASS clients trained to suck ONLY your dick, it don't apply for them to suck leroy's dick round the corner cause he gon pay her car insurance for the mouth, otherwise she ain't wifey material... and trust they will suck ya vargas whenever you ask them to.....if they like yo' ass, they will, who we kidding them tricks you deal with with suck it for a red lobster meal and a tour of the mansion...gotta love those cheddar biscuits...
yes?
^^^^^You been reading your Tarot cards? Girl you are soo right on the money it aint even funny. Cept bout that part of taken 'em to Red Lobster, only chic I take to Red Lobster is the one that don't like seafood cuz I know she aint gonna order up a lotta Sh!t.
Lobster Tails?
^^^^^You been reading your Tarot cards? Girl you are soo right on the money it aint even funny. Cept bout that part of taken 'em to Red Lobster, only chic I take to Red Lobster is the one that don't like seafood cuz I know she aint gonna order up a lotta Sh!t.
Lobster Tails?
^^^^^what kinda WRONG ass what if trick alleric to shellfish shit is that P?????? what the hell she gon have, a salad and them damn biscuits, can she order a drink, or heifer gotta stick to water??? can she have dessert, or you gon' tell her some lame ass shit like naw baby I am the dessert.....
"only chic I take to Red Lobster is the one that don't like seafood cuz I know she aint gonna order up a lotta Sh!t."
LMAO that's dirty P!
LMAO that's dirty P!
^^^ no shit J, lmao got me over here dying offa that, i'd trick his ass, tell him i hate seafood, get there and oder every damn thang on the menu, and when he ask me bout my allergy imma tell him i got it under control cause i got one of them epi pens to stick in my ass when i have an attack.....
when he ask me bout my allergy imma tell him i got it under control cause i got one of them epi pens to stick in my ass when i have an attack.....
^^^^^You gon have more than an epi pen up ya A$$ fcukin w/ me talkin bout you don't eat shellfish and order up a buffet.
Size 10 is goin all the way in.
How's that feel?
Have you tastin 'Alfani' shoe polish.
'Momma, why yo' breath smell like dress shoes?'
'Never mind that baby, now get dressed so I can take you to the bus stop to catch that lil bus. lil daryl'
You gellin?
lmmfao i can't even be mad when P come back @ me cause he is too much fa me to tolerate....lil daryl my ass.....
what if a 'client' say she don't like meat period P, she a vegan, that's even better for you huh, bitch in shape cause she never eat pork, and it's cheaper to take her ass out.....
"when he ask me bout my allergy imma tell him i got it under control cause i got one of them epi pens to stick in my ass when i have an attack.....
^^^^^You gon have more than an epi pen up ya A$$ fcukin w/ me talkin bout you don't eat shellfish and order up a buffet.
Size 10 is goin all the way in.
How's that feel?"
LMMFAO CLASSIC.
J, lmao you supposed to be on my side, P is the enemy here.....damn fool do be tripping tho don't he, make me sick.....
LMAO, so this is where the party is...haha P be killin me with the questions..."yes?" "how's that feel?" LMFAO!!!!!!!
whattup P???? what kind of clients do u have? i'm curious...
whattup P???? what kind of clients do u have? i'm curious...
^^^^Just some 'understanding' females that like sex. They know that it's nothing more than 'Intimate' friends with 'benefits' nothing more nothing less.
Sign here?
LMAO @ sign here....chile boo I'm good, i can't have that kind of arrangement with NOBODY!!! I am too emotional.
whattup P???? what kind of clients do u have? i'm curious...
let me answer that for you Miss K
*older than our mothers
*dumb ass ho's and all they require is a tour of his 'mansion' and some cheddar biscuits and they cool
*bitches who daughters hot on his ass too
*money hungry ho's who try to drain his bank accounts
*bitches that bake
*tramps he can call and say shit like "my d!ck is @ attention get ya ass over here now, and all she say is "okay daddy" and it's 3 in the am
*scallywags he treat like nino brown treated ole girl in new jack city, only they ain't on the level of michael michele's charecter, and when he done with em he tell em to take they simple ass home....
*footdraggaz who come over on the weekends, clean his 'mansion' cook him yummy desserts, and lay on they back all weekend long till he run they ass out his house by telling em he got shit to do and he need his "quiet time" when all he really mean is footdragga number 2 is on her way so you got's ta go ho.....
I am too emotional.
^^^I'm glad you know that ahead of the game cuz I do have some 'Freak Went flyer mileage and I don't need you asking people in broad daylight...
"Has anyone seen where that Freak Went? You know, P!!! Where is P?"
mile high club president?
LMAO, thanks Chriss u see how he sugar coated the shyt...lmao
"footdraggaz who come over on the weekends, clean his 'mansion' cook him yummy desserts, and lay on they back all weekend long till he run they ass out his house by telling em he got shit to do and he need his "quiet time" when all he really mean is footdragga number 2 is on her way so you got's ta go ho....."
yes?
HAHA
"I am too emotional.
^^^I'm glad you know that ahead of the game cuz I do have some 'Freak Went flyer mileage and I don't need you asking people in broad daylight...
"Has anyone seen where that Freak Went? You know, P!!! Where is P?"
-i said emotional, not psycho...LMAO
*tramps he can call and say shit like "my d!ck is @ attention get ya ass over here now, and all she say is "okay daddy" and it's 3 in the am
^^^Let's be real though, if a dude w/ a lil 'member' call you at 3 in the morning you gon cuss that ni99uh out so that he never call you again.
But on the other hand, if dude is puttin in work like a 'Maintenance' man (chrissy know who I'm talkin bout) he can call anytime and she will answer the phone on the 1st ring and be like...
"Naw daddy, I aint sleep.
Sure you can come over.
I don't care that I gotta get up in 2 hrs.
My kids is sleep so I hope you in the neighborhood.
Yeah, I got the MagnumXL's you know I go deep."
On my way over?
HAHA...u are a mess P!!!! Where do u get these clients from? just out n about?
busy man, yes?
~504 peeps threw the door, smells shit & bounces~
LMAO Geeeeeeeeeeeeee what's up??? bring yo azz back in here!!! LMAO u smell shyt???
lo what it dew special K ?
lo what it dew special K ?
^^^^^This Ni99uh!!!!
Did she just type dew?
^^^ LMAO @ P ALLLLLLWAYS startin stuff! u r on punishment P!!!
-How was ur weekend 504?
yes ?
punk ass p
i typed tew & i got it from yew bew so chew on this, yes ?
LMAO
yes ?
punk ass p
i typed tew & i got it from yew bew so chew on this, yes ?
^^^^Yew need tew quit for you start feelin blew and I beat dat A$$ to Timbuktew. A$$ be hurtin like brand new shews.
Try these on fa size?
LMAO @ P ALLLLLLWAYS startin stuff! u r on punishment P!!!
^^^^I'm ready for my punishment. What you gonna dew tew me?
Don't Stop?
"LMAO @ P ALLLLLLWAYS startin stuff! u r on punishment P!!!
^^^^I'm ready for my punishment. What you gonna dew tew me?
Don't Stop?"
-HAHAHAHAHA i bet u are!!!! u ain't gonna like what i dew to yew..lol
scissors anyone?
lmao @ special k !
put punk ass p in his place, si ?
si!
Cinco-zero-quattro su Cabessa et Mucho Grande.
que pasa?
shutit de la fuck up, si ?
But on the other hand, if dude is puttin in work like a 'Maintenance' man (chrissy know who I'm talkin bout) he can call anytime and she will answer the phone on the 1st ring and be like...
"Naw daddy, I aint sleep.
Sure you can come over.
I don't care that I gotta get up in 2 hrs.
My kids is sleep so I hope you in the neighborhood.
Yeah, I got the MagnumXL's you know I go deep."
On my way over?
^^^^^^ 1st off i am married to my maintenance man so all i gotta do is roll over and get on it....
2nd da hell i look like letting a nigga call me @ 2 in the am talking bout he wanna hit, GOT ME BENT can't no man call me with that shyt cept david banner and imma say bring yo' ass on....
por favor ?
shutit de la fuck up, si ?
^^^^ lmmfao bobble done got started
lol she gets back & jump right back on subject
por favor ?
el gato???? lmmfao all the spanish i know, i gotta wait till my oldest get home from school to throwm some mo' @ yall, she get her spanish book out it's on up in here.....
can't no man call me with that shyt cept david banner and imma say bring yo' ass on....
^^^^Sweaty A$$, Musty A$$ Mister Pissy from Mississippi?
I need to Drain my Main Vein?
lol you stoopid...
sry special k...i was in the midst of telling you how my weekend was but somebody came by to work on my puter so i had to close the window but my weekend was cooler than a mayonnaise jar of red koolaid
lawd please take away this nigga's freedom of speech lol
LMAO @ all the shyt u just typed
Gee...haha "lawd please take away this nigga's freedom of speech lol"
P lmmfao leave me be please......
i don't be talking shit bout them gran ma'ma's you date so leave me to lust after david please and thank you....
lol @ bobble
lol @ special k...he need his typing privileges revoked ! asap ! pronto ! NOW DAMMIT !!
Vamanos!!!
"¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!"
Speedy Gonzalez?
lmao P prolly be saying that shit when he bout to bust one on them ho's he call clients....
lol thnx punk ass, i was trying to figure out how to spell andale
thnx punk ass, i was trying to figure out how to spell andale
^^^^No problemo Seniorito from the Cinco Zero Quattro, burrito, enchilado, taco, come blow, my D!cko till I skeeto on your paint toe, make it look like pearlo mixed with flouro, have you callin me back tomorrow, for another episodo on Sezo de Mayo.
yeah, so?
DA HELL.....put the spanish 101 book down P.....
LMAO...P...shuddup...lmao
K where you @ girl????
right here!!! LOL...i just came back from lunch:)
damn K, lol how long you take 3 hrs
what time is there K...yall behind or ahead of me, i can never remember....
LOL, it is 4:52 over here...and nah i only take an hour...i came back n only 2 comments had been made. WTH? LMAO i just KNEW i was finna' come back and y'all was gone be whylin, i'm surprised P backed down...he must had to go see a client and knock some dust off...LMAO Gee...i dunno where she at, Bahama livin it up n ATL...sigh i can't wait til i go to Miami!BAY BAY...haha
gee took her asss home she stay doing what she wanna do....lol
so yall are ahead of us it's 3:52 here.....and i been tripping offa O ass all this time so.....and yeah P prolly went and picked up a client so they can eat whatever cake she baked his ass....
DAYUM, thats right where n the He!! is ONAN???? see i'm just finna start bussin heads...LOL
-P is a mess with his freaky azz! lol is it Friday yet?
lol is it Friday yet?
^^^^^^ why you gotta remind us we got 4 days to go till friday....lol
LMAO....shid i'm ready for Friday man...i'm finna go smoke a black..BRB
lmmfao you and them blacks K, i swear you remind me of my homegirl....
IIGHT, i'm good....nah all i need is a side of dyck...LMAO
"i swear you remind me of my homegirl...." that's what's up so she is cooler than a polar bears toenails? haha
yes ma'am i miss that trick too, she called me a few weeks ago talking bout where da party @ i was like trick where ever yo crazy ass is @....
man Chriss, why r my legs n back hurtin...whoooooooooooo i was in my car having flashbacks again..haha if someone saw my they would have thought i was psycho because i was laughin to myself n shyt.
"she called me a few weeks ago talking bout where da party @ i was like trick where ever yo crazy ass is @...."
-juss like a nicca. is she in the same town?
lol @ K he worked yo ass out huh???? you gon be sore for days to come and my homie moved back to mississippi a few yrs ago we talk on a regular tho.....
yes he to' me up! but okay, i figured she had moved:( my BF moved back to NY...that bytch!!! LOL i miss her so much but i'm goin up there in July
lol i know them heifers just up and left our asses, she coming here in a few weeks she got ppls here still so we are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo doing some wild ass when we were younger type shit when she get here
k why this sex talk we was having today gon make me wear my hubby ass out tonight.....lol
^^haha i know that right...plz don't hurt 'em!!!!
any why my round(NY bff) gon try to get my COUNTRY AZZ to move to NY...haha yea fukkin right!
and i wore his ass out K only it was this morning i was too tired last night to do anything but sleep.....lol
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