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Freestyle Friday
Friday, May 16, 2008
Made Dizzy by: Bahama at 9:20 AM
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it's freesyle friday and it's about that time/ to take that next step and buss a rhyme/ i don't care if i son't make no sense/ cua i know i got plenty of sense/ i'ts friday y'all and i need to repent/about what i did a couple weekends ago/ got wild in the suite, so u know how that go/ *makes beat box sound* vicky vicky owwwwwwww LMAO
lil bytch come rolling throo
with a mean ass flow and a rhyme for you
i got all the ni99as on my tip
got them fools blowing up the phone on my hip
begging for time, and a sweet ass trip
cause they know i am a good ass icecream dip
with chocolate chips
and i ain't talking bout the cookies, i am referring to my nookie
so get it right cause you's a rookie....lol
LMAO @ Kali
It's the weekend bay bee
I'm chillax'n drinking some lemon twist tea
I feel like going out to sea
i need to get up and go pee
but i'm too lazy ya see
cause
We need to get this party started right
I'm bringing the flow cause you know it's ooh so tight
Dim the lights cause it can't be too bright
let's get it extra freaky up in here
cause we don't give a (WHAT) a care
we so colorful like some bears
but it's time to switch my gears
Uhh!
da hell is bobble @
she need to get her ass in here on this track
drop them rhymes and spit her flow
let these fools know she bout to blow
up like an armored truck yeah yeah who gives a phuck
bammy in the house and lady K too, we bout to shut this bitch down
turn it into a muthafuckin' zoo
ride on the homeboys who come throo
our rhymes sound tighter, and we waaaaaaaaaaay mo' flyer
cause we spit that fire plus we got phat asses yall wanna hire
but we cost too much yall ain't got ennough
let me take it back to the armored truck,
you wanna spend time with t hese here ladies you better pay the fuck up....
Ok!
Y-Yeah!
Uhh!
Ok!
Onan!!! Turn my headphones up!!!
Uhh!
Onan! Drop that 808!!
Ok!
Y-Yeah!!!
Uhh!
Here I come!!
Here I go!
Uh Oh!!
Don't Stop B!tch Move!!!
Onan! Put that snare in on the downbeat!
Uh!
Mic check 1, 2
i'm here to school ya
maybe just a lil bit fool ya
droppin my ryhmes
i need to be in the basement
yall suckas need to be getting ya faced smashed in
yea that was kinda violent
but when you stepped to me that what kinda time it is
drop the beat and i'll find it
bring the heat and i'll blind it
with my diamond studs in my earlobes
give you fools a bloody nose
while i'm listen'n to everyone nose
Pharrell can get it and this yall know
let's get this poppin and turn it into a show
why Patent ain't fitting to spit nuttin
sounding like the rapper on the chappelle show
and yall know who i'm talking bout
"turn my headphones up" was his ryhme
and it sucked big tyme
much like Patent P
you know it's all love G
LMAO, and P...wtf? haha
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah snap, here we go, it's friday bytches and i'm finna blow/...blow my nose cuz a nicca real sick/ sipped on some theraflu and i still feel like shyt/i have a sinus headace and my body hurts/ i need to be taken care of and then slowly be fukked/but not in the butt...LMMFAO
Here I come up in the place
to try to make you laugh and put a smile on ya face
cuz I'm about to spit some vocabulary genius
A million times over like sperm out my Penis
Yeah I got that sh!t that make ya knees buckle
Have you lookin stoopid like when you get in trouble
But I'm gonna put it down before I get tew busy
for all yaw simple broads that ditzy
Get ready to die cuz my rhymes gon be murder
have you mad and upset thinkin bout a burner
to use on me cuz the flow is from the ditch
But i know you gon tell cuz ya ni99uh's like to snitch
So take this intro as premeditated 1 and 2 counts
cuz like the crack game you only get'n an ounce
Y-Yeah?
P, where ya rhyme
thought you was gon come throo and be big time
instead you dropping weak ass lines
and wasting valuable time
causing trouble and taking up space
you the reason why they invented mace
Uhh!
why i think P take this serious
he wanna put out a rap album like he the bidness
he actually be having points in his rhymes
we be talking shit tho cause we know it's jive
yeah i used some bobble slang
i bet she still drink tang
yall love chinese chicken wangs
now imma bout to bust out and sang
bust yall eardrums and cause some pain
ain't got no work to do
let's party like it's 19 92
drinking fo-ty's of malt liquor
it's time to do ya
come off the top
hitting four sides like i'mma box
i'll mop the floor with you slops
yea i make up words to ryhme
and i do it fine
yea i know I'm FINE
no need to tell me twice
or thrice
I got the slanted eyes
and the thick thighs
make ya man say oH
like christina milian
make him say it double time
i'm sick with the flow
and this i know
stepping off the mic to let my peoples flow
I'm bringin the whole she-bang with an added Chorus
Havn you feignin and day-dreamin like you dew on Kodjoe Boris
Wishin you can get wit dis lyrical assasin
Goin so deep in you till I'm 'All In'
Wantin this D!ck cuz of the pleasure and pain
Losin your voice from screamin my name
Holdin my D!ck tight like a valuable possession
Then tryna repent to Father at confession
'I have sinned Father and I knew I was wrong
But he was so Good and he went All Nite Long
what must I dew, I came to repent
Somebody shoulda told you 'Poppa P is the Magnificient.
Uh?
nigga please
you stay talking shit you gotta be smoking mo' than weed
ain't nobody checking for P cept them simple ass ho's out for his money
and who da fuck screaming ya name, no one but ya mama telling you you going insane
thinking you da shit cause you got a dick
all men have one and all claim they can work it
but you you take it to a whole new level
i bet you can't even hurt it
ain't nobody begging and pleading fa P
you out yo mind you lost and you stay horny
what you need to do is take ya dick, wrap it up tight
and suck a clit then when you done maybe you can stick it
that is if you can find it.....
LMAO
oh sh!T!!!
*DEAD**
i wonder if p sitting and typing
thinking of a comeback knowing i like it
the back and forth banter that me and him have
he love clowning me and he make me laugh
with them gotdamn stories of his sexual past
present and future he have me rolling
thinking we believe his lame ass stories
but who am i to judge, and talk noise, for all i know P really is
a muthafucking throughbred horse
Uhh!
Ok!
Y-Yeah!
Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy you Simple A$$ Hoe
You done stepped in the ring now I'm boutsta blow
G'head and take a nap and dream of some'n better
Don't get mad at me, cuz hubby can't make you wetter
You know yo' momma love when I'm bone'n her
last nite she stopped breathin, I had to call the Coroner
But it was a mistake she just passed out
Puzzy was so dry felt like Cotton mouth
Ya hubby's David Banner I'm the Incredible Hulk
If this D!ck was on sale you'd buy it in Bulk
At Cosco or Walmart it would be on Sale
My Nut fall outta the sky lookin like a storm of Hail
So don't test me in this lyrical battle
Cuz I know you gon tell you lil tattle
'Momma he said things bout you that I know aint true.
He said you like it Doggystyle like me and hubby dew'
'Baby I know you don't wanna here this, but P is Dr.
Got me buyin stocks and sh!t from Gamble and Proctor
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
Uh?
LMAO
Jace in the place!
Hey Boo!
You good?
Of course, how r u?
Jacelyn said...
Of course, how r u?
^^^I'm good tew. Just playin Artistic Sniper though
On that Simple Simon Chrissy Snow
Y-Yeah?
Uhh!!
see what i am talking bout
gave the negro a compliment and he still fouling out
talking mad shit cause he wish he could get it
taste my sweetness and make me a 'client'
but i would turn the tables, have P dressed like a got damn waiter
bringing me brekfast in bed imma have ya ass sprung
have you t hinking you the 'chosen one'
put it on ya like a burning ass perm
work the middle make ya ass squirm
then when i am done doing what i do
imma get my happy ass up, and keep it moving
having you wondering what da fuck????
this simple bitch done put it on me
i knew her ass wasn't all phony
imma have to make her ass a client
wife her real quick naw i ain't lying
i don't need them other ho's
what i need,is mofo CHRISSY SNOW
Chrissy best be takin notes of this Wordsworth lecture
I might have to raise her from the dead as her Resurrector
These words have been put together and become Instant Classics
If you wanna go a round, step to me but know you get'n ya A$$ Kicked
Right, Left. Punch, Undercut Jab
Chrissy outta shape, look at that arm flab
Shakin and jigglin like Young Leek
Eye so swole all she can dew is Peek
Is he coming again wit his stamina and speed
'Somebody help me, my shorts I just peed'
Chrissy can barely sleep, she tosses and turns
Wake up in the mornin w/ a Don King PERM
Havin nightmares and flashbacks of this Freestyle Hyphy
Yaw know he moms called and asked 'Would you Wife Me?'
Naw Momma Snow I can't be that Man
I have an obligation to fulfill my plan
I know you would like to be in marital bliss
But I hunt Puzzy like a Guerilla in the Mist.
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
Turn my headphones up?
Uhh!!
Why this fool dreaming like he Jeanie
i bet his car says CLEAN ME
i'm bored so i'm bout to start something
get this party poppin
like tic tacs in bad smelling mouths
why bobble ain't here to clown P
i should take her place
spray him with my lyrical grace
give him a taste..
lol
why do this nigga P insist
on messing with me and starting shit
getting his diggs in where ever he can
really thinking he the muthafucking man
he the answer to all women's prayes let him tell it
walking round with an S on his chest thinking he wearing it
but i got news for this simp ass homie
you ain't bout shit you's fucking phony
one day ya ass gon meet ya match
i hope that bitch wear yo ass DOWN
cause you all kinda grief make you look like a fucking clown
wait, she ain't got too much work to do, yo ass already own the gotdamn clown shoes
Mama se, mama sa, mama coo sa
Momma Snow she done saw my anaconda
She was amazed and startled 'His D!ck is so perfect'
Lemme get on my knees and catch his 'Sperm Kit'
'In my mouf, on my face. It's whatever Papi
I don't give a damn if it looks all Sloppy'
You's a freak Momma Snow, you one of the best
I bet lil Chissy can't pass this test
She all lovey dovey wit that Maintenance Man
You need to tell her my D!ck 'Melts in ya Mouf, not in ya hands'
I try to stay humble, but it's OK to brag.
I surprised your grandson for his b-day with them Shoulder Pads
'Oh thanks Poppa P ooops I meant Mister
I'm gonna be better at football than my Big Sister'
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
Y-Yeah!
Ok!
Uh!!!
here dis fool go,
you can tell when he get mad cause he got a certain flow
i must have hit a button, caused his ego to drop like it's nothing
cause on the real when i clown P and i strike a nerve
he get all gutta and then i am forced to take him to the curb
like a load of bulk trash the city gets
i leave P out and it's evident
that he talk bout my ppls like he know em
calling my daughter a football player
now i gotta murk him
get in his ass and dew what i dew
talk that shit that us players do
walk with my swag and swing my balls
and why the fuck not, i just took P's off but imma use his and make some earrings
give em to his client and send her a tape of that nigga singing
screaming like a lil bitch when i cut em off, imma dip them ho's in bronzer and dust them ho's the fuck off
OMG, LMAO
Go baby, go P
Go baby, go P
You know this is only a sample
Just gimme some time that's ample
Jone'n and Crackin is what I display
Get at me Chrissy, I can dew this ALL DAY
You need to man up and quit lookin for bobble
She just nah get'n off her momma tit and suckin a bottle
If you can't hang with the Big Dogs stay on the porch
You can't light a match let alone a torch
To my words that got your head spinnin
If this was a competition aint no doubt I'd be winning
So you think you know what's next, do you have a hunch?
That's right B!tches, I'M GOIN TO LUNCH
Chrissy you need to come stronger if you tryna step to this
But he!!, what should I expect you just a receptionist
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
Y-Yeah?
damn, i done hit yet another button
cause my boy P is mad but it ain't nothing
cracking and talking shit that's what we do, you got jace in ya corner she encouraging you
to come to my house and get ya ass beat, if i thought i could whoop a man ass we could take this to the streets
but i digress and i know when to bow down,
you prolly right P if this was real you'd win hands down
but it ain't so imma keep going
eat ya lunch P, imma still be in here sco'ing
oh, one mo thing i gotta add
everybody ain't able to do what ever it is you do
you right nigga i answer phones for a living whoop de fucking whoo
but when it come to getting it imma bonafied hustla,
that shit ain't no joke either my nigga
go head try to touch me,
matter fact open up my gotdamn coach bag see what's in it
a gotdamn coach wallet that ain't empty
i learned from the best took that advice
you will never catch me broke, you might wanna think twice
look back in my bag and see that razor, go head P, i fucking double dog dare ya......
Uh!!!
Ok!!
It's obvious you don't know what makes up a Hip Hop Battle
It's s'pose to get personal to you all rattled
These here raps are 'FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY'
It just kills you haters when Jace would rather BONE ME
Than sit here and read these symbols and words
She'd rather me come to 773 ya Heard
773? That's the Area code for the Chi
B!tch I travel the world as Necole would say 'Girl Bye'
As I travel along up in the sky
You just stay in that area, sit there and lie.
Never go outta that 50 Mile radius to see some'n new
It's a whole nother world out there and you aint gotta Clue.
Satisfied in that house just havin a blast
Living in it up in Dial A$$ (Dallas)
But don't get me wrong, it's lovely women there as well.
But like any other city some of 'em is Ugly as He!!
So as I get back to this Tit for Tat
Momma Snow was a freak, but I'm sure you already knew dat
(Insert the Chorus here)
Ok?
I luv it
lmmfao why i gotta travel the world P
i can see your monkey ass coming from a mile away so why i need to leave Dial A$$ (Dallas)
and yeah it's some ugly bitches all over, but i am the baddest here in the fucking 2-1-4
you da one taking it personal
knowning damn well i struck a nerve
otherwise you wouldn't be up in here clowing
and talking shit with a simple ass receptionist
who never travels and don't know shit
i tell you what tho, i know how to get your muthafucking nerves bent
never met ya prolly never will,
but i think it's safe to say CHRISSY DONE GOT UNDER P'S SKIN
nothing you say bothers me,
i feel the same homie, can't you see
i guess you take it wrong cause you wanna show out
have em swooning and falling all about
everybody cept me that is cause to me, you have no clout
Uh!!!
Y-Yeah!
Under my skin? LOL! I had tew laugh
This is just a smidgin, you don't know the half
This here is for laughter, aint lookn for no drama
Chrissy you give the best head. SHE GET IT FROM HER MOMMA!!!
Yeah I'm the best and it is some conceit
I get in ya A$$ like a Bike wit no seat
You need to worship this wordplay like an Indian Totem
I'm gettn Tea-Bagged tonite, Momma Snow lickin my Scrotum
So don't think I'm done, I'm just getn started
I can stink it up tew, as if I farted
Chrissy got talent she know what I'm feelin
She can sky walk, that's right Touch the Ceilin
Like her Momma dew from time to time
Momma Snow is the Bidness, she's one of a kind.
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
y-yeah?
why you always gotta be so nasty with it
switch up a lil P be classy with it
i know you can since you a man of substance
you talk all that shit so nigga show me something
clown me and don't use fowl language
put me down like you fucking intelligent
i know it's in ya cause i's seent it b4
you ain't as stoopid as you want us to know
you got mo' sense than tha average bear
but can you talk some shit and ride on me w/o putting ya nuts in there?
it's getting kinda played you using ya manhood
stop yapping bout ya dick and balls set
cause a real man would
Uh Huh!
Ok!!
Who got who all flabergasted
I'm no longer ya Daddy, you is a Bastid
'You just dew you, Umma do me'
I told you from the Jump it aint gonna be clean
Go back and read my previous post
Yo' A$$ is burnt, from bread to Toast
This is what's called Murder in the 1st
Underground sh!t don't get put on no shirt
Beggin and pleadin is what you doin
I told you before, you aint got a clue in
what this battle rap is about
Sit ya A$$ down and listen as I bring it out
Goin against me is Suicide, self demise
Somebody cross her hands and close her eyes
Death by wordplay is what on the Obit
"She goin against P? AWWWW SH!!!TTT!
Go back to Why Wednesday if you wanna be in a nicer place
How I made panties wet, that were on Jace
Poetry in motion is another thing I'm known for
You jus a Valet parker, now Open my door
Park it over there and wait in line
This here is my day, that's right THIS IS MY TIME
You just aint got it, you need to go smoke
I'm the Greatest Of All Time, that's right I'm the G.O.A.T.
Now disappear so they can ask 'Have you seen her?'
Here's an Old School throwback, "Meener Meener Meener Meener" (De La Soul)
N-sert Chorus here:
Uh huh?
Uh Huh!!!
Ok!!!
LMAO....y'all crazy i ain't even got shyt to say. Everytime i swallow my saliva it feels like i am swallowing needles:( and i am cold as he11, i'm so ready to go
why P so serious got me laughing so hard i am damn near delerious
you go and actually think
bout how to come back @ such a simple ass bitch but i end up taking YO ASS to tha clink
you get all mad cause you know i make sense
you can't deny i been riding ya ass ever since
we started this back and forth thang
you just need to gon and give me credit nigga and admit i can hang
you call me simple on a regular
knowing damn well i am too damn clever
you and i both know it
i am tha baddest bitch, and imma show it
cause all i want is my credit when it's due
but naw, you gotta keep talking shit
nigga i see you
i understand ya game, you gon keep it coming
thinking imma dive, and bust inta flames
you need to be glad i am giving you comp,
give ya ass something to write about now P,
when you gon give me my props????
should I back off? Should I stop this clown?
Should I just sit back or put my mic down
Bring whatever you got Chrissy we just havin fun
Just realize that I'm still Number 1
I come in yo' house and got you all scared.
You sound like T.O. "When you do that, it's Unfair"
Homefield advantage is what you got
Where yo backup singers while you stirrin n my pot
They all just left cuz they know I kilt it
This is so sad your rep aint been built yet
Stronger, longer, more definition am I
Some may not believe it but Chrissy done died
Admit it to yourself this aint your Modus Operandi
You need a tissue? You bout to cry?
Well Man the Fcuk Up and come wit some'n better
I got you all anxious like a Summer Sweater
Bring that Chorus back one mo 'gain:
What?
big girls don't cry P
i thought you knew
bitchassness don't live here
i make it do what it do
so you can keep slanging ya lyrics and rhymes, matter fact P
sing that shit one mo time
if i am good @ this shit as i think i am,
you sitting @ ya screen like sam i am
waiting to see what the fuck imma say
bringing the heat
boy you know i don't even play
so you can come up in here and WISH i was dead
but Omar, i am ya worst fucking nightmare
and i ain't like freddy, least he let you get some sleep
imma fuck with you so hard you gon tear up ya own gotdamn sheets
now imma do like i mentioned above, sit here and wait on you to shoot my lyrics down like a dove
laugh when i refresh my page and read what you wrote
and think to myself, this nigga STILL think Pree a gotdamn joke...
i hope you appreciate how i flipped the script
got a little orignal by useing our real names and shit
but i was getting bored with the shit you was spitting
hell i just figured imma make ya ass (in shawty lo voice) get get get ittttttttttt
Uh Huh!!
Ok!!!
Do what you gotta to build yourself up
Post what you want, 'I don't give a Fcuk'
My real name, my last name the place that I live
You need some more info about me, I'll freely give
Aint got nothin to hide from no Simple A$$
You just soft metal, you soft like some brass
I'm 5 foot 10 and my house was built how I want it
I got heated floors, keep ya feet warm now don't it
My middle name is Saeed pronounced it on myspace
Oops yo hubby don't like it when he see my face
Told you to take that page down real quick
'I didn't mean it daddy, why you even trip?'
But that's another story how he run Sh!t aint it
"Everybody Step Back!!! This B!tch just fainted!"
I got the mentality of 'Nothing to Lose'
The clients I got, they the ones I CHOOSE!
So what did you think you accomplished by sayin my name
I'm still coming at you, it's all just a game
That I play so well now what you gon dew
You thought I'd be Mad? Once again Simon... GET A CLUE!!!
That Chorus right chere:
Y-Yeah! It Dont' Stop?
For those of you just now joining us.
Chorus:
Patent is that Ni99uh ya Momma warned you about
His D!ck is the best and that aint NO DOUBT!
He likes it moist when you got a juicy fatty
If I had met him when I was younger, Chrissy he'd be YO DADDY!
LOL, y'all goin hard...OK KAY KAY...haha
Haaaaaaaaaa Patent!!!!!!!!! I'm not even gon embarass myself on this here Freestyle Fri-Day..lol
ahhahhahhahh rotflmmfao
I love running P hot, and lets get this here straight.....
hubby made me shut that page down not cause he saw you on it,
i been deleted yo ass cause i know hubby an ig'nant one
you damn skriahgt if he'd have seen you he would have gotten mad,
but hell he is bout as simple as any man
you included talking all that noise,
imma still run ya ass into the ground like a runner on steroids
i wasn't trying to piss you off that ain't my style
but if you take the shit to heart then nigga you wild
cause you the one say it all the time, i am simple and need a clue
so why let this simple bitch get to you
back to the topic @ hand, yeah my hubby's a jealous man,
but with a thick ass bitch that is 5 foot 3
got a mean ass walk and an ass like a philly
can you blame him for wanting to get silly,
now what's so cold bout this is hubby know my type a fucking thug ass nigga who got his stripes
what thug you know got myspace pages, not a real one, so P, if hubby hadda seen you, boo he wouldn't have even been threatend
cause he know i likes a nigga who holds it down,
keep his house in order an puts it down
he gotta be a man 1st and foremost
put my simple ass in place but he do it with the fucking
utmost respect to where i can't even get mad
them the type of niggas i like and now ya know, that i can talk all the shit i want, cause you the one that is still SINGLE.....
Uh!!!
NaH nAH nAH NAHH!!!
Y'all rapping and hip hopping baby bubba Uh huh huhh huhh
And ya don't stop uh keep onnnnnnnnnnn!
Just rock to tha beat that moves ya feet and get ya hot like Jiffy pop cornnnnnnnnnn
Well what you heard is not a test I passed all them last weeeeeeeek
I've travelled across many galaxies
That's why I'm allowed to speeeeeeeeeak
Now Mickey and Mikey was playing in a diiiiiiiitch
I say
Mickey called Mikey a big black son of a biiiiiiiitch
Well Mikey got mad next thing ya know
When and got hisself a chrome-plated fo' fo'
Told Mickey that's it boy your life is done
Don't say "goodbye" or "latas" just sign out with...
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LMMFAO!! anonymous freestyler
You running me hot? That'll be never.
I love this Sh!t so it's whatever
A man that's insecure if that's your pleasure
Have fun wit dat Sh!t, like I said WHATEVER.
If you insecure then I don't even bother
You either love me for me whether clean or a dirt dobber
You aint Piss me off, cuz I'm still in the buildin
All day! Ery' Day! I'll stop on ya feelins
I call you Simple you discredit my claims
It's what we dew, until one of us change
It's easier for me cuz I'm a man of my word.
No more Simple talk, and that's my Word
A man of his word, is like no other
Ask anyone that know me, start with my brother
Dependable, on-time and a FICO score above 740
Not gonna spend time with a woman that bore me
Always dressed to impress with money on the ready.
Travel on the regular, next stop Miami
Single by choice, cuz I prayed to the Lord
He's workin with me, stop me from being a whore.
Yes I can go deep in myself cuz I'm confident in mines
Honesty is the best policy of all times
I'm real with myself and my masculinity
Aint got nothing to hide, just wouldn't be me.
Now come wit some'n else cuz I got your Respect
You should be happy, instead of upset.
Need to come clean and stop being a liar
Last nite I was at the convention of Joyce Meyers
Go to the website if you wanna know where I live
Like I said before, information I freely give.
Y-Yeah!
Shout out to Shot!
That's thy thigguh thom thack thin the thay
Trans:
That's my ni99uh from back in the day.
He's lurkin on the low.
Real Talk!!!
Yes?
now here he go getting all sentimental
fucking up the flow we had P is you mental
damn ya fico score and what ya brother say
and did you really try to throw me talking bout you pray??????
call me simple all day long homie it's cool
cause i know what it is i can take you, ya brother and joyce myers to school
and i told you b4 my type of man,
all t he ig'nant ones are insecure, but i can handle that
you big dicking and sticking round the globe
telling what you do and how you scored
for all i know the shit could be true, but imma still say the shit is bout as far fetched as some skinny elephants @ the zoo
Information for free
Dog who you kiddin
I went to the website
There was folks on there biddin
For the Patent Prayer Cloth
and Patent Holy Water
Patent DNA Altering kit
To make SURE you ain't the father
I seen Patent Shoes and Patent lambs wool socks
I seen picture of the corner where they slang Patent's rocks!
I seen Patent's pet shop with Patent's chimp
And Patent's new book "You Too Can Be A Pimp!"
So keep that info you knwo it ain't free
Shit costs to much for a dude like me
Unless you got some other payment plan G
Tell me do you take platinum EBT?
lol okay so since P say shot lurking imma just go out on a limb and sey hey.......i honestly miss you.....but i get the feeling P tryna play me .....cause he wanna keep battling, iono.....
^LMAO....is that u P?
That don't rhyme Chrissy!
mic check 1 2 1 2....is this thing on ?
This is the last rhyme of the day
So take it wit you wherever you stay
Be blessed and anointed from Him up above
This started out sinful but ends up with Love
This has been an eye-opener within
Gonna try my best to eliminate Sin
Outta my life cuz it does me no good
Can't nobody stop me "I wish a Ni99uh would"
Lord knows that all my Sessions are true
Wouldn't dare put his name in some'n I didn't dew
Got mad respect growin a spiritual mind
Who knows this may be the last time
You see the raunchiness and sinful nature
Gotta pick up that Bible and read the paper
See that the world is ending real soon.
Aint got time to mess around with this tune.
So as I transform from a devilish heathen
So that in the end my conscience is breathing
Down my neck to 'Get it right Son!'
I know that this race is already won
So if this offends you it was not my intent
Tryna give God the glory is what I meant.
So all that read this know Omar Saeed Harris is true
You that I mean this Arprele "I LOVE YOU"
YES?
does it have to anon????? do i need to make up a rhyme to get you to hear me????
P my big brother till the end,
and imma talk shit to him cause he lets me in
it kllls me when he get all sentimental
keep effing them ho's P go head boy, and get em.....lol have an awesome weekend P you kept me entertained
i still think you suck buy hey ain't shit changed.....
buy=but....
get em bobble
wait, lmmfao this fool done spelled my whole damn name out yall and P we cool that shit actually touched me.....
Once upon a time not long ago
When chicks wore baggy PJs but that ass still showed
Where laws were stern and justice stood
And chicks got attention if thadass was good
There was a little Bahamian girl who gave great head
To a real pimp brother and this is what SHE said
Me and you daddy we gone make some cash
Taking white dues on business trips and wiggle my asssssssss
She did the job - money came with ease
Her ass looked so juicy they couldn't help but squeeze
It attracted another and another and a sister and a brother
Tried to get some sleep but it was showing undercover!
Her boss grabed thadass she started acting erratic
He said keep still girl and lemme go at it
Pulled on her Hawaiian silky and gave that booty a smack
But little did he know Bammy make that ass thunder clap!
Now this ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh
Just another tale about Bammy's ass
Wide and juciy - one you can't let pass......g'nite!
so you really gon do this shot???????
i'mma kick this one here for me & my bobbles
i'm so fine boy i'll make your legs wobble
keep your blood pressure high, listening to my hot ass rhymes
see my crazy flow is a definite sign of the times
people think i'm brillant
bammy loves some kobe bryant
i'm small be my spirit is giant
you wanna be me but you just can't
so wipe your pitiful eyes
b4 i take you by surprise
& put a hit out on your life
& make a widow out your wife
or a widower out your man
i put s glitch in your masterplan
i hope that you can understand
your world could never be as grand
as mine but in the meanwhile
my presence can make you all smile
i woke up late & had a delayed start
said fuck work & went to walmart
i trip myself with the things i say
but eff it it's freestyle friday !!!
OMG is that Shot?
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
got me screaming lik i'm hot
with the beat that won't stop
it makes the booty pop
and brings back that real hip hop
the music that makes ya soul tinge
sorry if that was wack
but if you don't like it, you can chat to mi back!
How did I not know you had a site Bammy? Ya'll are too much with this freestyle ish.
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