Big booty hoes, hop wit it!! LOL so I had an incident this morning that made me realize that my butt is just too big. So i thought we need to do a list to tell our readers, how you can tell if your derriere should have it's own zip code.
*Ladies, when you walk, and you FEEL your ass walking behind you like it's another person, then you got a lil junk in ya trunk
*If when you sit on the toilet to pee, and ya ass is hanging off the sides of the toilet, you working with a lil sumthin sumthin
*You wear sweatpants, and you can STILL see the impression of all dat ass then you packing back there.
*Thongs get lost in ya ass when you wear em, then baby got back
*Anytime the opposite sex says something like "BIG BOOTY JUDY" or "DANCE TOO MUCH BOOTY IN DA PANTS" or "DAMN THAT ASS IS PHAT" then yeah, you got a bigun girl.....
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LMMFAO, u know u got a big azz when you knockin shyt over when u pass...LMAO
-when u have to have ur pants altered
LMAO @ "confident and beautiful" HAHA
LOL!! you know your butt is too big when you bend down and your zipper breaks.
you know your butt is too big when you fold up a sweater and put it on your butt and it stays.
you know your butt is too big when all the guys not only let you go first up the stairs to be "gentleman" but to also watch you walk up the stairs
lol i do knock shit over but it's cause my room is shrinking, not cause my ass is big sheesh i stay knocking shit offa my dresser....
lol i do knock shit over but it's cause my room is shrinking, not cause my ass is big sheesh i stay knocking shit offa my dresser....
all I wanna know is....what was the incident that Bammy had this morning that affirmed the growness of her backs....and why wasn't I invited???
This post is discriminatoryish!!! What about those who are big booty challenged huh? Those who only have about a 2" crack which = nooooo asss at all. People be lookin on the ground like, damn girl, I think u dropped yo ass somewhere...huh, huh???
Oh, and urrrr whos ass in that in the pic. B. Mama??? Huh, huh??
LMMFAO @ drock and Onan
i can't breathe...lol
Bam Bam you needa stop talking about ur ass in such a bad way sike na i think you really love your ass that's why you try to say you hate it...
in the club you always get that dude that you let dance once but he stay with his arms in a vice grip around you so you don't turn or leave huh?
LMAO Jay i never said i hate it...it gets me in trouble sometimes but i love regardless..lmao
in the club you always get that dude that you let dance once but he stay with his arms in a vice grip around you so you don't turn or leave huh?
^^^why that reminds of the scene from best man when dude with the dreads was getting that lapdance from the skripper?? LMAO
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS!!!!!! :O
4real O
^^^LMAO...MEN
lmao if we had pics up yall be somewhere beating ya meat, and not talking to us......and why it's all bout the ass for yall, love the tits too.....
lmao if we had pics up yall be somewhere beating ya meat, and not talking to us......and why it's all bout the ass for yall, love the tits too.....
^^^^first; this assumes that I can't beat my meat and talk at the same time. second, it also assumes that I don't have love for the boobage as well.
first; this assumes that I can't beat my meat and talk at the same time.
^^^^^lol can you???? most men can't focus and do more than 1 thing @ a time...
LMAO!!!! leave yall alone for a second yall bout to play 7 mintues in heaven
Anytime the opposite sex says something like "BIG BOOTY JUDY" or "DANCE TOO MUCH BOOTY IN DA PANTS" or "DAMN THAT ASS IS PHAT" then yeah, you got a bigun girl.....
^^^ LOL i was at the store and these construction workers were like Cutie w/ the booty!! lol i got other booty stories wanna hear? lmao
lol can you???? most men can't focus and do more than 1 thing @ a time...
^^^Chrissy, I can do that and play Guitar Hero 3 @ the hardest setting all at the same time!
i got other booty stories wanna hear? lmao
^^^^I'm more of a visual person....I prefered picture books as a child...especially the pop-up ones....you got any of those kind of booty stories?? :D
LMAO, nah onan but i can make it very descriptive..lol
LOL..drats...foiled again!
Oh and....
You know you got a big booty when dudes can tell from the front!
You know you got a big ole booty when the waistline of all your jeans have that big ass gap at the back.
Y-Yeah!!!
You know you got a big ole booty when the waistline of all your jeans have that big ass gap at the back.
^^^ you know how hard it is to find jeans that FIT!!! i mean just about all my jeans i gotta wear a belt with it
Uh!
i mean just about all my jeans i gotta wear a belt with it
^^^^Yeah, and I bet that belt rides up in the back like a mug. Those belt loops be holding on for dear life trying to keep that belt off your back! :D
you play Guitar Hero 3 O? That shit is so wack lol i'm just sayin
stoopid!! lol
Jay...naahh...I was just using that as a metaphor for my dexterity whilst pleasuring myself! LOL
You know you got a phatty when its impossible for you to back up to a wall and touch and touch it with your shoulder blades.
LMMFAO
Drop that 8-0-8!!
dang it! one of my ex's used to do say that mess to me "dance too much booty in the pants"...I hated that.. apparently no one my size should have any booty at all, and trust me it's itty-bitty compared to some of the table tops I be seeing.
yall still in here on the booty talk......lol
Y-Yeah!
*drop drop drop it like it's hot!*
Uh Huh!!!
You know your butt is too big when someone can put a drink on it.
I wish my butt was big LMAO.
You know your butt is big when you sit on your cell or remote control and dont feel it!
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