Why Wednesday

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Chrissy's Why's


why is it so hard to make decisions when you get older


why i realized that there was no title to yesterday's don't have kids post lol


why imma bout to eat my lunch for breakfast cause i am starving


why i really don't have too many why's


why am i so fly....


Bammy's Why's


Why i'm eating baby carrots for breakfast?


Why i hate vegatables?


Why i'm trying to do this whole healthy eating thing?


Why i'm pretty sure it ain't gone last that long?


Why the guy that did the audition tape for me at the radio station called me last night?


Why he was flirting with me during the taping?


Why he wanted me to go to a sports bar with him and watch the game?


Why i told i couldn't cause I wasn't even really watching the game at that time?


Why i was watching the ending to Andromeda Strain?


Why i was flicking back and forth between the two?


Why i am estatic though that the Lakers won????!!!!


Why i got so many why's?

105 comments:

Bahama said...

why i think these baby carrots got me hyper?

why i been trying to finish them since 8:00?

why i ain't eat but 3 of em?

why the ending of Andromeda strain left me a tad bit confused?

Why i'm seriously bout to evict this damn roomate?

Why yesterday he left an open snickna bar half eaten on his desk?

Why i left it there (grossed out)

Why this morning i came in and it was still there?

Why he ain't no where to be found?

Why I threw it in the garbage?

Why is that so nasty?

504 said...

why is bammy a basketball head ?

why i was ready to go home when i left my driveway ?

why am i not a morning person but i chose a job that starts for 7am ?

why am i yawning while i'm typing ?

why ya'll gonna be pissed cause i'mma do some work today & sleep like it's a slumber party ?

why i know ya'll mad son ?

why i'mma have more why's when i get up from my nap ?

oh wait

why i have a real live LAMAR living next door to me ? (refer to one of bammy's favs 'revenge of the nerds')

Anonymous said...

lmao why i wanna know why bammy turned down a perfectly good date

why i bet if it was larry johnson ole simp ass on the phone talking bout bammy let's kick it she would have went

why i wanna know what the andromeda strain is,

why it sound like a disease i don't wanna get

504 said...

why that nigga looks just like him ?

why he be wearing legging with the lace bottoms with cut off jean shorts ?

why that nigga got some serious thighs like he's been working it out like crazy ?

why i'm a lil jealous of home boi's thighs ?

why yesterday when i was driving towards traffic, some dumb ass decided to start driving next to me (on my side) ? why i looked over & saw forest whitaker's baby brother ? why that nigga looks just like him but darker & younger ?

ok why i'm bout to put my whys on pause ?

Anonymous said...

why bobble need her ass kicked for napping

why imma tell her to get a coke and a smile and wake her ass up

why i am not a morning person either

why my kids know that but they still mess with me

why am i super horny this morning

why i think imma call hubby and tell him we both leaving work early

why his ole dedicated worker bee ass wouldn't go for that....

Bahama said...

why am I LMAO!!!

why i want 504 to ask her lamar to if he can dance?

why chrissy always gotta bring up Larry Johnson...flashback..*tears start* lmao

why i turned dude down cause i was done ready for bed and didn't feel like changing?

why i wanna take a nap too 504?

why chrissy didn't watch andromeda strain but she knows it's virus?

why was it a pretty good movie?

Anonymous said...

why he be wearing legging with the lace bottoms with cut off jean shorts ?

^^^^^^^^ why bobble insist on messing with me????? lmmfao

Bahama said...

why my co-workers going to MAC donald's for breakfast?

why i ain't order nothing?

Why i can already taste the grease in my mouth?

Why IS fast food so greasy?

why chrissy wanna talk horny-nes and she know damn well i'm in a drought?

why LMAO i wanna say something but don't know how to phrase it properly?

why i'mma try?

why in additon to have a gaydar i have a bananadar?

why i don't think yall are gonna get my reference?

Anonymous said...

why it's 2 asian chicks in here filling out apps, and they talking to each other got it sounding like a mofo nail shop in here

why hubby told me i am racist cause yesterday he sent me in the store to get him some chocolate blunts, and the chinese man told me that i was just in there 2 days ago getting some and that you ppl keep making me have to order some more.....

why i get mad and say how he gon say YOU PPL like all niggas buy cigars, empty em out and load em with weed, that is racist

why i then tell hubby that my black ass would have been wrong if i would have said that ya momma and ya wife and ya sister need to stop pinching my gotdamn cuticles when i go to get a fill, and to quit starching the fuck out my clothes when i get em from the cleaners, and to stop putting my donuts in the microwave if i ain't ask for em to go in there.....

Bahama said...

why i then tell hubby that my black ass would have been wrong if i would have said that ya momma and ya wife and ya sister need to stop pinching my gotdamn cuticles when i go to get a fill, and to quit starching the fuck out my clothes when i get em from the cleaners, and to stop putting my donuts in the microwave if i ain't ask for em to go in there.....

^^^^*tears blur vision* I.CAN'T!!!!

LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

lmao why bammy did hubby have to take that man side tho and call me racist when his ass started it by saying YOU PPL...

why Onan ain't said his why's yet

why tomm's is my daughter's b-day and i still have no clue what to get her

why i am bored and need some partying to go on off in here

Bahama said...

why i'm sleepy now?

why it ain't 4:30 yet?

why chrissy don't know what to get lil chrissy?

why i only look forward to b-days for presents?

why i think for my b-day this year i'mma go to harbour island where the sand is PINK!!!??

why i know the lakers are gonna take care of bidness back in LA?

why i'mma ask a friend that lives in LA to mail me flags and shirts and towels and all that crap?

lacyd said...

good morning why champs.

why is it a beautiful day because I have no supervision?

why i need to make this interesting though?

why do i hate my neighbors who live above me?

why them lil rabbits have no concept of sound travel?

why don't they invest in a newer bed that won't sell they asses out when ever he stick the dick in?

why he a black dude and she a lil hispanic chick who got a new baby and i'm thinkin to myself that they don't need to be effin anyway because everyone knows how extra fertile hispanic women are and how black men love to make the babies?

why i feel like a pervert when they be up there fuckin like wild rabbits?

why do i seriously despise them now?

why my momma told me to write them a letter and stick it on the door?

but why i think they know i can hear them?

why i want the lil girl to say "EY PAPPI"?

why would that complete my day?

why i wanna go up there and teach them discreate fuckin?

why i wanna show them the beauty of a living room couch?

why these mother fuckers don't work and can get they fuck on during the day but they insist on fuckin while i'm sleep?

why do i really not like them because i think they doin that shit on purpose?

why them bitches ruinin my life?

Bahama said...

why lacyd got me crying???

why i'm kinda speechless on that whole thing?

why i love the song I Wonder by Ye?

why i like just about every song on the album but that one is food for the soul.

why i'm still LOL at lacyd

Bahama said...

why i just found out Kim K tried to give reggie bush a damn heart attack by saying she was preggers?

why if i was him i tell her she plays to damn much?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b139220_bombshell_kim_drops_undrops_bombshell.html

Anonymous said...

why lacy's why's killed me lmmfao

Unknown said...

Good Morning:

why is it only 9:42 a.m.

why I can't wait until 5pm, because it's happy hour day

why are my kids gone with the azzhole until Saturday

why was my dip so happy about that

why did I have to tell him that this ain't that and I'm not wasting another good panty set on his azz

HotSauce!! said...

Why is it still the morning

Why do people say good morning and when they know the mornig ain't no damn good

why the white man that smoke all day come to borrow a pen and give me necotine shock.

why i'm coughing like i just came from outside smokeing

why i think smoking is sexy if you pretty

why i'm going on and on about smoking

why i think i jusy now got an ear infection

why lacyd call out the fertile ass spanish woman

why if you look at a hispanic woman she get pregnant

why is that ride for me to say

why i still got mad why's but i'll save them for later

HotSauce!! said...

Why is it still the morning

Why do people say good morning and when they know the mornig ain't no damn good

why the white man that smoke all day come to borrow a pen and give me necotine shock.

why i'm coughing like i just came from outside smokeing

why i think smoking is sexy if you pretty

why i'm going on and on about smoking

why i think i jusy now got an ear infection

why lacyd call out the fertile ass spanish woman

why if you look at a hispanic woman she get pregnant

why is that ride for me to say

why i still got mad why's but i'll save them for later

Anonymous said...

Why did I miss the Andromeda Strain?

lacyd said...

seriously, why did my momma tell me to write them bitches a letter and put it on they door?

why whatever would i look like? (you kids stop that!!!)

why ARE hispanic women so fertile?

why am i stuck on this letter my mother suggested?

why am i trying to imagine what I would say in the letter?

why would it probably go something like this?

-Dear Sir and Mam,

It has come to my attention against my will that the two of you partake in extremely noisy sex and constant bed action. While I am all for getting your freak on, might I suggests some tips that would enable you from getting those I know what you were doing last night looks in the morning from actual working neighbors with children. For future situations, dude, muffle your girl. Some ridiculously stupid party might one day mistake her pleasure for pain. I would also suggest that either the two of you get a new bed or invest in using your couch. Your head board and frames give you away even if you're not moaning a sound. Dude, men's voices travel, so try to refrain from the very loud bombostic climax that you've been known to utter. I know it's good, but keep in mind that everyone else doesn't care to know how good you feel your girls pussy is. Girl, you are hispanic, and i see that you just had a baby. Do you want another? No, well then stop fucking. Didn't your hispanic mother warn you about how extra fertile your kind are? No? Yes? Maybe so? Si? Que? Ey Pappi? I digress. Just shut the fuck up so I can get some sleep. Feel free to write me a letter should I ever break the sound barrier with my nights (or days) of good loving. I'm good with critisim.

Sincerely,

lathargic neighbor who can hear you fucking...you should be embarassed...really you should.

Why did that make my day?

Unknown said...

why is that the funniest ish I have ever heard

why am i dying from laughter right about now...

504 said...

why lacy should be slapped & awarded for that letter ?

Unknown said...

why did I go to this bar by my house after my granny's funeral and get drunk with a guy that works there and now he thinks we go together

why this fool calls me 10x a day and still does not get the hint that I was drunk and I was only playin

why when I went there the other day he got mad because my dip came in

why am I going to have to set his azz straight today because I don't want him eff'n my high up

504 said...

why is the phrase "my dip" so eff'in funny to me ??? lmao

why isn't why wednesday poppin ?

why i'mma slap onan into the why wednesday post ?

Bahama said...

why i'mma just stop messing with lacyd??

why DID you miss andromeda strain J.? lol

why i'm soo frickin bored?

why i'mma just go off on some why's.

why i just cracked my knuckles?

why i'm scared to go to the gas station?

why i just found out ppl on other island in the bahamas are paying over 6 bucks?

why i felt sick to my stomach for them and us cause i'm sure that is close

Unknown said...

why everyone needs to wake the eff up and get it crackin in here

where P at?

Bahama said...

why can't guys take the hint that you don't like em?

why they want you to come across as mean when you really tell them you don't like em?

why do some guys get the hint but still don't care?

why can't i read minds?

why if i could it'd be funny?

why i feel like playing a game of if you can read celeb's minds what would they be saying?

why that sounds like fun?

why if i could read paris hilton's mind i'd prolly hear or see nuttin?

why am i still bored?

lacyd said...

why does the young and the restless theme music tramatize me because it reminds me of either unemployment or the days when i was forced to watch soap operas at my grandmother's house as a child?

why am i like dying to go home right now because i'm sleepy and half sick but i can't because i went home early yesterday for the same reasons?

why do i have a scratch on my arm and i have no idea how it got there?

why am i going through a very boring phase in my life right now?

why do i need motivation for just about everything I do at this point? (i.e. driving, waking up in the morning, talking on the phone, typing up my why's, blogging in general, reading, sleeping, walking, eating, etc.)

why is that depressing?

why is the showtime at the apollo theme song stuck in my head now? (it's showtime...at the a-pol-lo)

why when i was a kid i didn't know the words to half the theme songs of television shows, but i sang the songs anyway? (the jeffersons as interpreted by a young lacyd - feet don't burn in the kitchaaan, beans don't burn on the grill. took ah hole and a two by hill, a just to get up that hill. got it up on big weeds, aint no food on US. its you and me baby, something something shady, something after that, well we movin on UP...moving on up...to free pie...to a dee-luxe apartmunt in the sky-hi-hi. We're movin on up...movin on UP...to free pie. We finally got a peice of the pie-hi-hi-ay-ay-aaaaaaaaay.) Don't get me started on good times.

that is all.

Kaliente said...

Why am i just now Why'n?

why when i was in MIA i met this sexxi azz puerto rican n black dude

WHOO

why he has a unibrow out this world tho'

why i want to wax that bytch

but why is he still SEXI as he!!

why dude called me early this mornin?

why while i was in bed with BD?

why BD was knocked out so it didn't even matter

why my son started talkin in his sleep this mornin talkin bout "Lu- YOU" LMAO

why i'm going to do my hair tonight and i am excited because i haven't had any colr in about a year

I'm gonna do the keyshia cole blond wavy bob

why that SHAT is gonna be cute as he11

why i haven't called Dread since i came back into town:(

why i feel bad

Kaliente said...
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Anonymous said...

why when i was a kid i didn't know the words to half the theme songs of television shows, but i sang the songs anyway? (the jeffersons as interpreted by a young lacyd - feet don't burn in the kitchaaan, beans don't burn on the grill. took ah hole and a two by hill, a just to get up that hill. got it up on big weeds, aint no food on US. its you and me baby, something something shady, something after that, well we movin on UP...moving on up...to free pie...to a dee-luxe apartmunt in the sky-hi-hi. We're movin on up...movin on UP...to free pie. We finally got a peice of the pie-hi-hi-ay-ay-aaaaaaaaay.) Don't get me started on good times.



^^^^^^^why i was having a shitty morning but that right there cleated it up real quick lmmfao

Unknown said...

why are my comments not posting

Jay Midnyte said...

WZUP!!

Why my cuz worked all summer last year?

Why that's not interesting??

Why it's bout to get interesting??

Why she bought a BMW at the end of the summer?

Why she go to get a quote on tires (who get's guotes on tires) and they said "You might want to get these changed now, with the weather out here even rain can give you some big problems."

Why she said "I'll come back next week"?

Why it was raining the next day?

Why she was with her lil bruh?

Why she spin out 360*3 and hit a lightpost on the other side of a major road??

Why she total her car in a week?

Why her mom said "It's ok just be thankful nobody got hurt!"

Why she ain't give a damn bout that now she gon work her ass off again this summeR?

Edirin said...

why do i have alot of things to do right now

why is tomorow going to be a hectic mess,

why cant i have peace and quiet right now

why isnt dinner ready, im a bit starved

why didnt i eat breakfast, that explains why im hungry now

why do i all of a sudden, feel like eating chinese..

why cant i go to the gym

why chrissy snow is giving so much jokes, with her last comment

why do i want to watch a good movie right now

why im am going to come back, and do some more whys

why 2 ditzy broads, WHY?

504 said...

why special k in de bed with BD ?

why i thought she couldn't stand his ass ?

why when baby momma's can't stand BD's they still be talking that "you miss me" shit or "i miss you " shit ?

why it can't be easy for everyone else to move on like it was for me & my ex of too many eff'in years ?

why baby mommas gonna be mad at me for my rant but damn...stop it !

Poppa Patent said...

why I miss Jace, face in the place

why some drinks you need a chaser

why I need to get outta the habit of bein late all the time

why I know I aint 'specially if I get this new job

why I Love my job cuz I can work any hours I want whenever I want

why I'm just now linin (listening) to Amy Winehouse's Frank album

why I'm bout to get Coldplay's album

why I like artist from England more so than American artist

why English artists sing words like they American then when they talk they talk English

why I'm debatin on goin to the Chi for the 'Taste of Chicago'

why I need to contact my fam in Chi 1st

why now I gotta debate on flyin to the Chi cuz it'll cost more to drive

why I need to talk to some of my potnuhs and convince them to roll w/ me so they can chip in on the gas

why I need to make an appt for my car to get serviced

why somebody need to get they child some shoulder pads and a mouthpiece for they b-day

why I forgot all about my stimulus check

why I'm debatin on bankin it

why the weather is perfect for opening the windows and sleepin all day long

why I'm just now finishin my BBQ today

why the baked beans was the bomb

why is THAT?

Unknown said...

why I wasn't the only one that caught that in bed with "BD"

why I have to tell 504 that it is so hard to move on when that person was the love of your life

why is it extra hard when kids are involved

why everyone I meet now makes me so sick that my azz hurts

why does that sound kind of gross

Edirin said...

poppa patent, you need to check out adelle, shes quite good.

why do i wanna go and listen to amy winehouses frank album too

why do i think your playlist is really nice

why do i feel like i need a BBQ. right now

why do girls give so much stress

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

Why am I happy Fraggle Rock & The Electric Company are coming back to television

Why I know you azzes is old enough to know what they are

Why is grape and lemon kool-aid mixed together the bomb

Why am I remembering stuff from my childhood

Why did my friends and I take now and laters and stick them on a fork and heat them up on the gas stove

Why is that ghetto as hell but good as fu**

Why did I play hopscotch with my daughters on Sat.

Why might that be the reason I'm stuck in the early 70s

Why is kids nowadays lazy and unimaginative

Why am I forcing my kids to go back outside and PLAY

Unknown said...

P, why I missed so much sweetie

why you need to come to the Chi for the Taste as well as other things

why am I going to be your official guide when you get here

why I haven't been to the Taste in 5 years but I'm defintely going this year

Anonymous said...

why i feel like giving j-nyte's cuz a loan cause that is some effed up shit to total ya car and have to start all over

why i said i felt like donating but i know i ain't cause hell i am car pooling so i needs my duckets for my own car

why imma just do some random why's now

why it ain't shit on tv anymore

why we need some black sitcoms

why we need real ass black ppl on these reality shows

why imma pitch that idea to a tv station and see what happen

why i bet half yall done theought about making ya life a reality show

why imma run down some ideas

lacy d and her loud ass neighbors, we could see how lacy handle that shit live and in color

bobble and her strange phone calls, and how she deal with em, cause i would have killed to see the damn look on her face while that shit was going on

p and him writing down his freestyle friday flows and him being super busy on a saturday night in his linen short sets dealing with them false ass clients

lady K and her BD drama, and her falling great tv if you ask me

me, cussing out chinese racist ppl, me going to school functions blowed out my mind, me cussing hubby out cause he stay NOT doing shit i say that would be some classic ass tv right there.....me cussing these mofo co-workers out cause they stay messing with me and this fax machine, i'd watch.....

why i think yall ain't gon like my reality show ideas....

Anonymous said...

why some drinks you need a chaser
^^^^^lmao why a real lush don't need shit but that drink.....

Poppa Patent said...

fresh and fab: Why I'm thinkin of Estelle's American Boy feat. Kanye when you mentioned Adelle.

why I got 2 albums by Zero7

why I also got Franz Ferdinand tew

why I love all kinds of music 'cept for maybe 1 or 2 country songs

why I like the sound of a steel guitar

why you have to sit down to play a steel guitar

why I need to get my Mambo CDs back from a client for I forget

why when after you let somebody borrow a CD and you listen to it, it sounds like you playin it for the 1st time and you'll bump it for lik 3 days straight

why is THAT?

Anonymous said...

Why did my friends and I take now and laters and stick them on a fork and heat them up on the gas stove

^^^^^why i thought i was ghetto as all get out but that shit there took the cake

why imma gon and take it back to the childhood too PSLL...

why my momma had a mofo gold in her mouth with her initial in it

why i thought bout that shit and called momma yesterday and was like why in the hell did you do that

why she gon say @ the time it was considered classy

why i was like DA HELL it was momma

why she then gon say my tat was a damn ghetto stamp and told me to quit ragging on her gold

why i was like truce momma you ghetto and you raised a damn ghetto ass daughter....

504 said...

why I have to tell 504 that it is so hard to move on when that person was the love of your life

^
why i feel ya Jace but it's a big slap in the face when they leave so fuck it, don't come back !

why my last relationship was my first real one & lasted for 8.5 years & he rolled out & i found it so hard to move on & we were damn near married without the kids but no he repulses me & he stills calls me to this day (monday) with that you'll always be my baby shit ?

why i don't feel the same ?

why i feel he should devoted that dumb ass talk to his baby momma he supposely has now ?

why is it not 3:30 ?

why people is dumb ?

why does shit have to stink ?

why does people spray a lil when they funk'afied a bathroom ?

why i hate having to piss with my shirt covering my mouth & nose to block out somebody's leftover funk ?

Kaliente said...

LMMFAO @ 504

why i couldn't stand him because he was being stupid

why i know you won't understand until you have a child with someone

why i understand where u comin from because i used to be like you, until it happened to me

but why we just sleepin, we ain't even have sexxxxxxx

why he knows he fucked up, but i am still chillin

why has he been kissin my azz

why it's about time

why i do think ppl can change

only if they want to

why yes love is complicated.

but why do i wanna see Papi? LOL

Kaliente said...

"why everyone I meet now makes me so sick that my azz hurts"

LMMFAO

Anonymous said...

why i say fuck all niggas...

why that was harsh

why i say it tho cause i couldn't think of anything else to say that would relate to what da hell yall talking bout

why i say we need to stick to childhood memories why'n..

504 said...

why i think bobble lou & her momma's convo would make for good tv too ?

Poppa Patent said...

why everybody gotta use the Voicebox

why Roger Troutman set the standard that has yet to be achieved

why I was linin (listening) to Computer Love and it took me back to high school

why I used to blast 'I Wanna Be Your Man'

why Guy was the truf back in the day

why Roll Bounce was the jam at the Skate Rink

why kids don't skate no mo'

why we used to TP (toilet paper) peoples houses

why I used to piss my name in the street and pray to Gawd that my parents wouldn't recognize it

why I used to pray that it would RAIN extra hard cuz a piss stain in the street will last for a week

why I was a terror to the neighbors when I was knee-high to a grasshopper

why I remember my potnuh getn bird sh!t on his back when he was outside w/ no shirt on

why I member a neighbor of ours smacked the sh!t outta him cuz he thought he saw a mosquito and had that ni99uh's jaws tight

why I wish I stayed a kid sometimes

why is THAT?

Poppa Patent said...

Jam on it! Jam on it!

Yeah yeah! We know know!

I say Jam jeh jeh jeh jeh Jam on it.


Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky

SHUT UP!!!!


why I just shared what's playin on my puter right now

why is THAT?

504 said...

why i used to love making mud pies ?

why my sis (FAW) made some dude lick some frozen dog vomit when we was kids ?

why i wish i could remember what she told him it was ?

why i'mma ask her cause she is throwed to the left to the left ?

why i miss walking home from school with an open umbrella cause of all the caterpillar trees i had to walk under ?

why i just realized i always called oak trees, caterpillar trees...til this day ?

why is that so funny to me ?

Kaliente said...

why i wanna know when fraggle rock comin back on?

why that was the shat?

why i'm laughin at heatin up the N&L on the stove..LMAO

why i miss my childhood, care free and no dayum bills

why that was the life

why when i see grown azz little girls i want to SHAKE THE SHAT outta them for wanting to grow up so fast

Anonymous said...

why you right bobble lou, me and my mother's convo's ridiculous shit

why she be talking mad shit bout her next door neighbors talking bout they full of shit cause the lady be telling ppl she love to clean when she know she a lie cause they yard look like a trash dump

why they yard really look like a trash dump tho

why next time i go to visit imma take a pic of that shit so yall can trip the fuck out like i do

why imma ask p what kinda diesel piss he got for it to stain a damn concrete street for a week

why you was pissing in the street ya lil gremlin child

why you prolly was the kinda kid that needed to be beat with whatever was handy, a broom, a pan, a magazine, a fan, the oscilating kind...

why all boys are just bad like that tho

lacyd said...

why i wanna be inspirational to kaliente right about....now.

why yes it's true that people change, but remember that the word people includes you too?

why do i always tell my female buddies who are going through that the men in their life who they are currently, recently, or previsouly trying to get rid of will likely change, but that change may not be for you?

so why do i feel chrissy's reality show idea though?

why would my effin neighbors take up about 2 episodes on life with lacyd?

why would people probably tune in to the show more for my son than me because i consider myself boring at this point?

why do i give the best advice but when the situation is mine, i never take my own advice?

why imma get back on my effin neighbors right fast?

why somebody else tell me to take a broom and bang it on the ceiling as they bang back and forth?

why do i feel like that wouldn't work because it sure as hell wouldn't stop me?

why would I yell "HOLD ON" if someone banged a wall due to my loudness?

so why do i hate my neighbors so much knowing that i've probably been a problem child for neighbors in the past?

but why am i naturally prepared for descrete sex due to my child hood and overhearing my parents head board?

why does a pillow stay behind my head board regardless of if i'm effin or not?

why will my next move be into a house specifically due to noisy effin neighbors?

why is sex the only thing that bothers me, i can deal with stomping, i can deal with kids or pets, but sex is where i draw the line?

why i wanna know how ya'll would react if you were in my shoes with noisy effin neighbors?

why i can't even look at them fools because i feel like i'm not supposed to know about their sex lives?

why am i now scared to eff in my room because i think they may hear me?

why do my effin neighbors make for such great why's for me today?

504 said...

why i'm relived my 9 year old niece wants to stay a little kids forever ?

why i know that shit is gonna change in 3 years ?

why she already grown as hell ?

why my sis gets on my damn nerves cause everyhing my niece does that gets on her nerves "she's just like her auntie" ?

why she told me my niece lies for no reason "just like her auntie" ?

why i told her "wtf are you, a saint" ?

why i'mma leave it at that ?

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

Why did I steal a copy of Eric B and Rakim's Paid in Full before I left for basic training in 1987

Why did I jam from NY to SC

Why did my mother have blond hair in 1975 and a burgundy rinse in 1985

Why couldn't you tell her she wasn't the shit

Why then, wouldn't she let me cut and die my hair like Salt n Pepa in the push it video

Why did I cry until my girlfriend's hair started falling out because of the peroxide

Why did I thank my momma and tried to listen to her after that? I said tried...

Anonymous said...

why i know them trees bobble and was scared to death that them lil catepillar looking things was real

why imma ask yall if yall ever had that one crazy dude in yall neighboorhood yall was warned to stay away from cause he was nuts

why that dude in my neighborhood was a man named johnny

why the rumor was he was a smart ass student with scholarships to yale and shit, but he got a hold of some bad acid and that is all she wrote

why i was like man please that nigga ain't have no scholarships to yale, he been crazy from day one

why he used to stand on the corner of the bus stop, driking big red and singing blues songs

why in the summer time he would do the shit shirtless

why i was never afraid of his ass, just laughed my ass off when he would try to hit a high note and he couldn't hit it so he would take a swig of big red and try again.....

why that nostalgic memory make me wanna be a kid again....

504 said...

why you need to make sex noises one night when your son is not there to make your neighbors think you getting busy ?

why you need to make sure your throwing things against the ceiling while yelling OH THAT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD & see how they would take it ?

why i need to know if your neighbors have upstairs neighbors so you can make a deal with them to have mad sex to give them a lil taste ?

DROCK said...

why am I just now adding my y's to yalls blog

why I buy my kids rice-cripsy treats @ lunch time, but end up eating the whole box before I leave work

why chi-co-sticks still only cost 10 cent

why lil kim and michael jackson starting to look alike

why KFC only serve fried chicken and not baked, stir fry & blackened chicken

why dont KFC change they name to KFBSFBC (kentucky fried, baked, stir fry, & blackened chicken)

Anonymous said...

Why did my mother have blond hair in 1975 and a burgundy rinse in 1985

^^^^^^lawd why i think me and PSLL got the same damn country ass ghetto ass i know i am the shit regardless, i wish fros would come back ass momma.....

Bahama said...

why the why hell are tall whying without me?

why i just wanted to say as many times as i could?

why is the price of gas gonna be the death of me or least my car?

why i can't even think skrate with gas being damn $5.59?

why i wanna grow some wings and learn hot to fly?

why i gotta agree with F&F about adelle?

lacyd said...

lol @ 504. But why i got a better idea. Ya'll remember the story about the dude who was watching flicks and his neighbor or whatever thought he was raping a woman?

So why am i now gonna go out and buy a few flicks and turn the shit up like extra loud. I may even let up my windows and see how they react to the shit?

why imma let my son jump up and down on my bed and make mad bed noises? Squeaky, squeaky, bang, bang motha fuckas!!!

Anonymous said...

why imma eloborate on bobble and her niece staying a lil girl

why i think that is all in how the momma raise em

why my daughter still wear damn pigtails with hair barretes and her ass gon wear em till i say she can't cause she looks so much like a regular lil girl with em in

why a lady @ the beauty salon said imma have to give you a pat on the back cause your daughter actually looks like a 9 yr old lil girl, all these other lil girls look 30

why i was like thanks, i do what i can ya know (in my JJ Evans voice)

why imma ask all the ladies if yall remember them goddy hair bows that were shaped like big ass squares and came in these tons of colors, they looked like big ass pieces of candy

why i can't find any of those no matter what beauty supply i go to here

why imma go on a crusade till i find em....

Poppa Patent said...

why if I was in lacy's situation and the Hispanic chic was cute, I'd tell her some'n to make her wanna try me 'On for SIZE'

why I'd ask management is there another available apt I could move in

why I can relate a lil when I was in VA they gave me an apt right outside the playground

why when I came home from work all the kids in the complex came out

why after a munt (month) I moved outta that joint with the quickness

why it sound like the ppl upstairs don't have jobs if they effin that late at night

why I just played 'Some Cut' by Trillville and the intro with the bed squeakin immediately reminded me of lacyd

why is THAT?

DROCK said...

why do they make hair die for women & men but not for dogs

why can't that black dog with that grey beard next door get that ish taken care of with a bottle of "just 4 dogs"

Jay Midnyte said...

Why I noticed everybody look mad as hell at the gas station with they're arms crossed?

Why yt people use to talk to each other at the gas station like they know each other but now they grill harder than hatin ass niccas?

Anonymous said...

why can't that black dog with that grey beard next door get that ish taken care of with a bottle of "just 4 dogs"

^^^^^^why is drock a certified muthaeffin fool fa that one lmmfao

504 said...

bobble, why my niece is so fixated on her hair ?

why i don't blame her cause her hair is beautiful ?

why i hope her momma don't let her eff it up by dying it over & over again like she did ?

why i got pictures to show & i will SHOW them to her ?

why i wore ponytails til i was 14 ?

why it didn't matter cause people still don't believe i'm grown ??

why bammy is gonna stop depressiong me with these gas horror stories ?

why it's 3.89-ish over her but will be 10 dollars by january of '09 ?

why is that a damn shame ?

why i need a secong job just to pay for gas ?

why i wanna travel but my pockets dont ?

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

^5 Chrissy snow...now her hair is black until she crocks she says.

Why was Lackawanna Blues about my hometown?

Why was that crazy dude the real deal.

Why did he always wear his army green jacket from Vietnam, regardless of the temp

Why was sucking the juice from a lemon with a candy cane, good and kinda sexy

Why was riding on a big wheel and doing 360 dangerous and fun

Why was the summer injury in my neighborhood - kids getting hit by cars

Why was the street like a playground

Why did one pair of skates or one bike provide fun for 10 kids

Why did I get clotheslined by a steel garbage can lid (the kind in the projects) running at night playing hide and go get it

Why I think God did that on purpose, lol

lacyd said...

@ P,

why if i was a dude they probably wouldn't be up there actin a fool cuz dude wouldn't wanna risk another dude hearin his lady moan? (at least that would be my logic).

why i need you to take a trip down to houston and save me from these lil rabbits because the chic is cute, her grill a little jacked up, but she's still a cute girl?

why the dude look like lochness mixed with big foot with a hint of a yeddi?


@ chrissy,

why i remember them bows, but do you remember the early 90's big ass balls that chicks would wear well off into they high teenage years?

why was the most common color gold?

why you could only find them things in the little asian stores?

DROCK said...

why I can relate to what jay midnyte saying about being mad at the gas station with my arms crossed

why I almost mace a dude begging for some change while I was getting gas

why that fool think I had some spare change after paying $4.00 a gallon

Anonymous said...

lmmfao bobble why i wore damn pigtails till i was bout 14 too or a damn french braid

why i couldn't wait till i could do my own damn hair and once i could all i did was pull it up in a ponytail

why my daughter want me to take her to see that damn scary movie

why i told her nope cause i have never seen a scary movie in a theater cause my nerves are too bad

why i just know that if i do give in and take her she gon be laughing, and imma be pissing on myself cause of all the loud ass noises and shit that be popping in scary movies

why i wanna ask bobble to ask faw what da hell kinda hold she have over a lil boy to make him lick frozen dog vomit

why i bet she told that lil boy it was ice cream, lmao or sherbert

why i wonder if his ass was sick after that shit.....

504 said...

why we gonna go into another "great depression" ?

why i remember in high school some hos sucking on pacifiers ?

why i used to yank that shit outta their mouths cause it disgusted me ?

why i felt like 'how ya'll gonna act like ya'll grown by having babies n shit but ya'll sucking on pacifiers like fucking infants" ?

why i'm still pissed off about that ?

why i wish i can find those chicks so i can slap them & tell them that they were stupid ?

why ya'll bet'not tell me ya'll used to do the same in school ?

504 said...

bobble, why i think that's what she told him, ice cream ?

why i could be wrong about that tho ?

why i'm ready for another nap ?

Anonymous said...

Why was the summer injury in my neighborhood - kids getting hit by cars
^^^^^^^why PSLL don't come by more often with her foolishness lmmfao

why her whole list of her last why's was killing me but the one i copied had me DOA....

why yes i do reemember them big ass balls lacy d, my signature color was pink

why was that shit even cute tho to be rocking them thangs in ya head well into high school

why snoop a grown ass man and he still rock em

lacyd said...

why is gas going up to the high heavens, but no job is compensating it's employees for their commute?

why is putting $5 worth of gas in any vehicle literally a joke now?

why do i find myself wishing for 2.99 when just a few months ago, i was begging for 1.99?

why am i getting depressed now thinking about gas?

why i feel like some idiot rapper is gonna make a hit off of high gas prices?

why is that now gonna be one of the things rappers floss about in thier songs? (i'm sittin on 22's, payin 5.32 a gallon, and i can afford it, so be jealous of all of my money - didn't rhyme but you get the point).

why when people order at fast food restarants they start off by saying..."let me get uh"?

Poppa Patent said...

why i need you to take a trip down to houston and save me from these lil rabbits because the chic is cute, her grill a little jacked up, but she's still a cute girl?

^^^why u even tempt me like that, cuz if I came down there the Hispanic chic would be the last thing on my mind.

why the dude look like lochness mixed with big foot with a hint of a yeddi?

^^^why that just made me bust out laughin


why you say yeddi

why is THAT?

Anonymous said...

why i remember in high school some hos sucking on pacifiers ?

^^^^why imma ask you if you remember them pacifier necklaces bobble

why i had em in assorted colors

why that shit was dumb ass hell to have but we still rocked the hell out of em

why imma ask bobble bout another novelty toy that we used to call knockers you remember them they was like different colored balls that when you twirled em real fast that knocked them suckas was a dangerous ass toy to have and once like a millon kids got knocked out with em they stopped making em, i KNOW somebody in here gotta member them thangs....

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

why when people order at fast food restaurants they start off by saying..."let me get uh"?

^^^^5 lol

504 said...

bobble, why you think they stopped making them ?

why my lil brother had one ?

why i played with that shit like it was nothin ?

why i feel like playing hungry hungry hippos ?

why i miss my lite brite ?

why i want to order a ummmm ?

Anonymous said...

why i read that they had stopped making em somewhere bobble ann, lol

why i want one myself, but if i had one in my house i think my son would terrorize the whole family

why them lite brites scared me as well as them my buddy dolls

why i feel like playing operartion

why ladies, do our purses always look a damn mess

why i just cleaned mine out and found a bag of life savers in it

why i got happy bout that

Anonymous said...

why is it my momma was mean as hell to me growing up, but when i try to tell my kids she wasn't always nice granny who buy me what i want and spoil me rotten they don't wanna hear it

why my kids refuse to believe that my momma used to whoop ass

why they got her on a damn granny pedasteal and i can't wait for my kids or my nephew to do something to knock her offa of it

why my daughter can go to her granny house and say i don't wanna do the dishes, or cry bout it, or claim she don't know how, and get out of it

why if that were me, my momma would have told me to wash the dishes or get a ass whoopin

why imma be the same kinda momma that i am granny so that my kids won't feel like i am full of shit when they have kids, lmao

why i just felt like sharing that....

504 said...

why my granny threw slippers at me so i know she whipped ass !

Poppa Patent said...

why my brother give my nieces a countdown when they act a fool

why I look at tha ni99uh like, 'WTF? Momma didn't give yo' A$$ no countdown'

why my momma used to beat A$$ like it was goin outta style

why did you get a hand to the mouf if yo' tone wasn't correct

why my brother got his A$$ beat with an extenstion cord

why he always was poppin off at the mouf which is the reason why his daughters dew

why my brother scared to whip his daughters

why if he had boys they'd get beat all the damn time

why when my nieces was like 3-4 I would pop em in the forehead and to this day I only have to tell them some'n 1 time and its done

why my youngest niece can ignore you as if you wasn't there

why she don't ignore cuz I'll sneak up on her lil A$$ and scare her to def

why she still wanna get picked up and she 6 nah

why I love my nieces at a distance

why they ask me for money when they parents is in the same room as me

why I send them str8 to they Daddy

why my youngest niece can talk all day long whether you listen or not

why is THAT?

Anonymous said...

why my granny was and still is the bidness bobble she is the sweetest and nicest lady

why my momma be like man please she used to lock soads in the trunk of the car so i couldn't get to em, talking bout that was child abuse

why it's the great granny that was a mean old witch and she still is but i won't get into her throwing shit @ ppl bobble cause she throo pots of hot water @ some of the grankids, not me tho cause i was too scared of her ass to do anything bad.....

Anonymous said...

why I love my nieces at a distance

^^^^^^lmmfao why P a damn fool

why i can see him picking them up when they was babie and holding em @ arms length talking bout uhhhhhhhh she doing something here what she doing, she stink and she smiling yall come get her NOW.....

why i can't wait for P to knock one of them clients up so he can be a daddy

why if a cleint told P she was pregnant he'd tell her to sit her simple ass down somewhere

why her ass would do just that

504 said...

lmao @ bobble

Anonymous said...

why i keep imagining P as a daddy

why i bet he'd thump his kids in the head

why if he hada son he would be called P Jr. and have a matching linen short set like his daddy

why as soon as P son learned how to talk, he would make him call his momma a client

why P still wouldn't let they ass sit on his suede couch

why he would give them the smallest room in the house

why as soon as they be like daddy can i, he gon tell em to sit they simple ass down next to the simple ass momma and shut up

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

Why was my momma mean and evil then and still can be

Why she throw a telephone at me that was on that long ass cord, that went all around the house because you only had one hook up downstairs and one up, caught that bad boy and proceeded with her conversation

Why is that when I realized this woman was nuts

Why I only got a butt whipping once a year, but it scared me straight for the remaining 11

why my brother never learned my mother was the business until she tried to choke him out (ROFL remembering this) My brother was bad as hell

Why did I get a whipping with an extension cord too because I stayed out all night at 13 at somebody house my mother knew wasn't regulated and I lied about it

Why I go to school with the bruises and tell my teacher

Why when I came home my mother had a bumper sticker with the child abuse hotline phone # on the back of my bedroom door

Why is the 2rd time I realized this woman was nuts

Why she say, "If you ever want to get out, there's two ways, the door and death", call them again

Why is that the 3rd time I realized she was crazy


Why y'all feeling sorry for me? lol

Anonymous said...

Why when I came home my mother had a bumper sticker with the child abuse hotline phone # on the back of my bedroom door

Why is the 2rd time I realized this woman was nuts

Why she say, "If you ever want to get out, there's two ways, the door and death", call them again

Why is that the 3rd time I realized she was crazy


Why y'all feeling sorry for me? lol

^^^^^^lawd i swear you is a mess, lmmfao a gotdamn bumper sticker ahhahhahhahhahhahahahhahhahhahh i am too throo DOA bobble will be taking all donations....

Unknown said...

@ Pigskin OMG, that sounds just like my mother

504 said...

lol why this shit is too much ?

why bobble killing me talking bout future kids for somebody ?

why i can soo see all that ?

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

Why she used to whip you and then send you to the corner store for a treat

Why I use to go too

Why is maple walnut ice cream still my food of choice when I need soothing

Why did all this happen because I was the first girl

Why when my sister came along 7 years later, my mom was broken in lol

Why is this free therapy

Poppa Patent said...

why my niece know not to stand on my couch like she dew at home

why my brother had to regulate her on Memorial day for puttin her hands on my wall

why all I gotta dew is look at her with my 'Evil Eye' and she straighten up w/ the quickness

why she run under her momma thinkin she can trump the King and she tell her lil bad A$$ "It's his house baby, you gotta dew what he say"

why I had to give her a moment of clarity when I told her to take her shoes off and she started to ignore me

why I got right in her face and said "Don't play with me! Take them shoes off and put em over there with everybody else. I aint got time for lil kids"

why kids can't be seen and not heard like it was when I was lil

why kids can 'Express theyself' and I couldn't

why I was threatened for even 'Thinkin about talkin back'

why if stomach growled my mommma would holler out "What you say?" in a threating manner

why I preferred whoopins from my momma than my pops

why my pops would make you strip down naked, get between his legs, bend you over and beat you to sleep

why after a beatin all you can dew is sleep for hours

why when you wake up ya parents sit there like Bill Duke in Menace II Society, stare you down and say "You know you FCUKED up, don't you?"

why you couldn't get away with lyin in my house

why that only made things worse

why the worse beatings was the ones they promised to get you

why when they promised to whip yo A$$ that was the only thing on ya mind till you got that A$$ beat

why is THAT?

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

OMG @ Poppa...CTHu

why when you wake up ya parents sit there like Bill Duke in Menace II Society, stare you down and say "You know you FCUKED up, don't you?

why the worse beatings was the ones they promised to get you

why when they promised to whip yo A$$ that was the only thing on ya mind till you got that A$$ beat

^^^^^5 on all that.

Anonymous said...

why P gon be the kind of daddy who kids just come over to other ppl house, sit in one spot and never move cause they scared to death of they daddy

why P went off on his niece for touching his walls lmmfao

why i think P shoould get a reality show tih his nieces called a summer with uncle P lawd i would tune in on that

why when they interview P's niece's they gon be like Uncle P mean ass hell, and i would rather have my ass @ home with momma and daddy.....

why i bet P's nieces can't do shit when tbey come to his crib that normal kids do, color, play, run, laugh, smile, eat, use the bathroom, nap, move, scratch an itch, sneeze, all they can do is sit.....

504 said...

why piggy in here high fiving everyone like she's in a white boy frat house ??

Unknown said...

@ 504 why when I was in college my boyfriend did the same thing (he was yt by the way

504 said...

lol jace why my cousin has that as a bad habit & he's black lol

Kaliente said...

DAYUm! why i came back from lunch and y'all got all these why's?

LOL, thanx Lace Dizzle!

504 said...

lol why ya'll gonna be mad cause it's bout time to jet !

Unknown said...

Random Why's

why dude (the stalker) just called and told me that he don't appreciate me ignoring his calls

why I let his azz have it

why I told that fool that the phone calls he was making and the text messages that he kept sending me were not cute, he was making me sick a lil bit and I WAS JUST PLAYIN WHEN I WAS FLIRTIN WITH HIM

why he went on to say we need to talk about this over dinner, WTF did you not hear what I just said

why by the way I did not give this fool my number, I left it sitting on the bar and he called his phone from mine

why don't know there are laws against shyt like that

DAMN AND I REALLY LIKED THAT BAR

Unknown said...

Congrats to 504,good going.

this sh!t better work..lmao