Chrissy's Why's
why is it so hard to make decisions when you get older
why i realized that there was no title to yesterday's don't have kids post lol
why imma bout to eat my lunch for breakfast cause i am starving
why i really don't have too many why's
why am i so fly....
Bammy's Why's
Why i'm eating baby carrots for breakfast?
Why i hate vegatables?
Why i'm trying to do this whole healthy eating thing?
Why i'm pretty sure it ain't gone last that long?
Why the guy that did the audition tape for me at the radio station called me last night?
Why he was flirting with me during the taping?
Why he wanted me to go to a sports bar with him and watch the game?
Why i told i couldn't cause I wasn't even really watching the game at that time?
Why i was watching the ending to Andromeda Strain?
Why i was flicking back and forth between the two?
Why i am estatic though that the Lakers won????!!!!
Why i got so many why's?
105 comments:
why i think these baby carrots got me hyper?
why i been trying to finish them since 8:00?
why i ain't eat but 3 of em?
why the ending of Andromeda strain left me a tad bit confused?
Why i'm seriously bout to evict this damn roomate?
Why yesterday he left an open snickna bar half eaten on his desk?
Why i left it there (grossed out)
Why this morning i came in and it was still there?
Why he ain't no where to be found?
Why I threw it in the garbage?
Why is that so nasty?
why is bammy a basketball head ?
why i was ready to go home when i left my driveway ?
why am i not a morning person but i chose a job that starts for 7am ?
why am i yawning while i'm typing ?
why ya'll gonna be pissed cause i'mma do some work today & sleep like it's a slumber party ?
why i know ya'll mad son ?
why i'mma have more why's when i get up from my nap ?
oh wait
why i have a real live LAMAR living next door to me ? (refer to one of bammy's favs 'revenge of the nerds')
lmao why i wanna know why bammy turned down a perfectly good date
why i bet if it was larry johnson ole simp ass on the phone talking bout bammy let's kick it she would have went
why i wanna know what the andromeda strain is,
why it sound like a disease i don't wanna get
why that nigga looks just like him ?
why he be wearing legging with the lace bottoms with cut off jean shorts ?
why that nigga got some serious thighs like he's been working it out like crazy ?
why i'm a lil jealous of home boi's thighs ?
why yesterday when i was driving towards traffic, some dumb ass decided to start driving next to me (on my side) ? why i looked over & saw forest whitaker's baby brother ? why that nigga looks just like him but darker & younger ?
ok why i'm bout to put my whys on pause ?
why bobble need her ass kicked for napping
why imma tell her to get a coke and a smile and wake her ass up
why i am not a morning person either
why my kids know that but they still mess with me
why am i super horny this morning
why i think imma call hubby and tell him we both leaving work early
why his ole dedicated worker bee ass wouldn't go for that....
why am I LMAO!!!
why i want 504 to ask her lamar to if he can dance?
why chrissy always gotta bring up Larry Johnson...flashback..*tears start* lmao
why i turned dude down cause i was done ready for bed and didn't feel like changing?
why i wanna take a nap too 504?
why chrissy didn't watch andromeda strain but she knows it's virus?
why was it a pretty good movie?
why he be wearing legging with the lace bottoms with cut off jean shorts ?
^^^^^^^^ why bobble insist on messing with me????? lmmfao
why my co-workers going to MAC donald's for breakfast?
why i ain't order nothing?
Why i can already taste the grease in my mouth?
Why IS fast food so greasy?
why chrissy wanna talk horny-nes and she know damn well i'm in a drought?
why LMAO i wanna say something but don't know how to phrase it properly?
why i'mma try?
why in additon to have a gaydar i have a bananadar?
why i don't think yall are gonna get my reference?
why it's 2 asian chicks in here filling out apps, and they talking to each other got it sounding like a mofo nail shop in here
why hubby told me i am racist cause yesterday he sent me in the store to get him some chocolate blunts, and the chinese man told me that i was just in there 2 days ago getting some and that you ppl keep making me have to order some more.....
why i get mad and say how he gon say YOU PPL like all niggas buy cigars, empty em out and load em with weed, that is racist
why i then tell hubby that my black ass would have been wrong if i would have said that ya momma and ya wife and ya sister need to stop pinching my gotdamn cuticles when i go to get a fill, and to quit starching the fuck out my clothes when i get em from the cleaners, and to stop putting my donuts in the microwave if i ain't ask for em to go in there.....
why i then tell hubby that my black ass would have been wrong if i would have said that ya momma and ya wife and ya sister need to stop pinching my gotdamn cuticles when i go to get a fill, and to quit starching the fuck out my clothes when i get em from the cleaners, and to stop putting my donuts in the microwave if i ain't ask for em to go in there.....
^^^^*tears blur vision* I.CAN'T!!!!
LMMFAO
lmao why bammy did hubby have to take that man side tho and call me racist when his ass started it by saying YOU PPL...
why Onan ain't said his why's yet
why tomm's is my daughter's b-day and i still have no clue what to get her
why i am bored and need some partying to go on off in here
why i'm sleepy now?
why it ain't 4:30 yet?
why chrissy don't know what to get lil chrissy?
why i only look forward to b-days for presents?
why i think for my b-day this year i'mma go to harbour island where the sand is PINK!!!??
why i know the lakers are gonna take care of bidness back in LA?
why i'mma ask a friend that lives in LA to mail me flags and shirts and towels and all that crap?
good morning why champs.
why is it a beautiful day because I have no supervision?
why i need to make this interesting though?
why do i hate my neighbors who live above me?
why them lil rabbits have no concept of sound travel?
why don't they invest in a newer bed that won't sell they asses out when ever he stick the dick in?
why he a black dude and she a lil hispanic chick who got a new baby and i'm thinkin to myself that they don't need to be effin anyway because everyone knows how extra fertile hispanic women are and how black men love to make the babies?
why i feel like a pervert when they be up there fuckin like wild rabbits?
why do i seriously despise them now?
why my momma told me to write them a letter and stick it on the door?
but why i think they know i can hear them?
why i want the lil girl to say "EY PAPPI"?
why would that complete my day?
why i wanna go up there and teach them discreate fuckin?
why i wanna show them the beauty of a living room couch?
why these mother fuckers don't work and can get they fuck on during the day but they insist on fuckin while i'm sleep?
why do i really not like them because i think they doin that shit on purpose?
why them bitches ruinin my life?
why lacyd got me crying???
why i'm kinda speechless on that whole thing?
why i love the song I Wonder by Ye?
why i like just about every song on the album but that one is food for the soul.
why i'm still LOL at lacyd
why i just found out Kim K tried to give reggie bush a damn heart attack by saying she was preggers?
why if i was him i tell her she plays to damn much?
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b139220_bombshell_kim_drops_undrops_bombshell.html
why lacy's why's killed me lmmfao
Good Morning:
why is it only 9:42 a.m.
why I can't wait until 5pm, because it's happy hour day
why are my kids gone with the azzhole until Saturday
why was my dip so happy about that
why did I have to tell him that this ain't that and I'm not wasting another good panty set on his azz
Why is it still the morning
Why do people say good morning and when they know the mornig ain't no damn good
why the white man that smoke all day come to borrow a pen and give me necotine shock.
why i'm coughing like i just came from outside smokeing
why i think smoking is sexy if you pretty
why i'm going on and on about smoking
why i think i jusy now got an ear infection
why lacyd call out the fertile ass spanish woman
why if you look at a hispanic woman she get pregnant
why is that ride for me to say
why i still got mad why's but i'll save them for later
Why is it still the morning
Why do people say good morning and when they know the mornig ain't no damn good
why the white man that smoke all day come to borrow a pen and give me necotine shock.
why i'm coughing like i just came from outside smokeing
why i think smoking is sexy if you pretty
why i'm going on and on about smoking
why i think i jusy now got an ear infection
why lacyd call out the fertile ass spanish woman
why if you look at a hispanic woman she get pregnant
why is that ride for me to say
why i still got mad why's but i'll save them for later
Why did I miss the Andromeda Strain?
seriously, why did my momma tell me to write them bitches a letter and put it on they door?
why whatever would i look like? (you kids stop that!!!)
why ARE hispanic women so fertile?
why am i stuck on this letter my mother suggested?
why am i trying to imagine what I would say in the letter?
why would it probably go something like this?
-Dear Sir and Mam,
It has come to my attention against my will that the two of you partake in extremely noisy sex and constant bed action. While I am all for getting your freak on, might I suggests some tips that would enable you from getting those I know what you were doing last night looks in the morning from actual working neighbors with children. For future situations, dude, muffle your girl. Some ridiculously stupid party might one day mistake her pleasure for pain. I would also suggest that either the two of you get a new bed or invest in using your couch. Your head board and frames give you away even if you're not moaning a sound. Dude, men's voices travel, so try to refrain from the very loud bombostic climax that you've been known to utter. I know it's good, but keep in mind that everyone else doesn't care to know how good you feel your girls pussy is. Girl, you are hispanic, and i see that you just had a baby. Do you want another? No, well then stop fucking. Didn't your hispanic mother warn you about how extra fertile your kind are? No? Yes? Maybe so? Si? Que? Ey Pappi? I digress. Just shut the fuck up so I can get some sleep. Feel free to write me a letter should I ever break the sound barrier with my nights (or days) of good loving. I'm good with critisim.
Sincerely,
lathargic neighbor who can hear you fucking...you should be embarassed...really you should.
Why did that make my day?
why is that the funniest ish I have ever heard
why am i dying from laughter right about now...
why lacy should be slapped & awarded for that letter ?
why did I go to this bar by my house after my granny's funeral and get drunk with a guy that works there and now he thinks we go together
why this fool calls me 10x a day and still does not get the hint that I was drunk and I was only playin
why when I went there the other day he got mad because my dip came in
why am I going to have to set his azz straight today because I don't want him eff'n my high up
why is the phrase "my dip" so eff'in funny to me ??? lmao
why isn't why wednesday poppin ?
why i'mma slap onan into the why wednesday post ?
why i'mma just stop messing with lacyd??
why DID you miss andromeda strain J.? lol
why i'm soo frickin bored?
why i'mma just go off on some why's.
why i just cracked my knuckles?
why i'm scared to go to the gas station?
why i just found out ppl on other island in the bahamas are paying over 6 bucks?
why i felt sick to my stomach for them and us cause i'm sure that is close
why everyone needs to wake the eff up and get it crackin in here
where P at?
why can't guys take the hint that you don't like em?
why they want you to come across as mean when you really tell them you don't like em?
why do some guys get the hint but still don't care?
why can't i read minds?
why if i could it'd be funny?
why i feel like playing a game of if you can read celeb's minds what would they be saying?
why that sounds like fun?
why if i could read paris hilton's mind i'd prolly hear or see nuttin?
why am i still bored?
why does the young and the restless theme music tramatize me because it reminds me of either unemployment or the days when i was forced to watch soap operas at my grandmother's house as a child?
why am i like dying to go home right now because i'm sleepy and half sick but i can't because i went home early yesterday for the same reasons?
why do i have a scratch on my arm and i have no idea how it got there?
why am i going through a very boring phase in my life right now?
why do i need motivation for just about everything I do at this point? (i.e. driving, waking up in the morning, talking on the phone, typing up my why's, blogging in general, reading, sleeping, walking, eating, etc.)
why is that depressing?
why is the showtime at the apollo theme song stuck in my head now? (it's showtime...at the a-pol-lo)
why when i was a kid i didn't know the words to half the theme songs of television shows, but i sang the songs anyway? (the jeffersons as interpreted by a young lacyd - feet don't burn in the kitchaaan, beans don't burn on the grill. took ah hole and a two by hill, a just to get up that hill. got it up on big weeds, aint no food on US. its you and me baby, something something shady, something after that, well we movin on UP...moving on up...to free pie...to a dee-luxe apartmunt in the sky-hi-hi. We're movin on up...movin on UP...to free pie. We finally got a peice of the pie-hi-hi-ay-ay-aaaaaaaaay.) Don't get me started on good times.
that is all.
Why am i just now Why'n?
why when i was in MIA i met this sexxi azz puerto rican n black dude
WHOO
why he has a unibrow out this world tho'
why i want to wax that bytch
but why is he still SEXI as he!!
why dude called me early this mornin?
why while i was in bed with BD?
why BD was knocked out so it didn't even matter
why my son started talkin in his sleep this mornin talkin bout "Lu- YOU" LMAO
why i'm going to do my hair tonight and i am excited because i haven't had any colr in about a year
I'm gonna do the keyshia cole blond wavy bob
why that SHAT is gonna be cute as he11
why i haven't called Dread since i came back into town:(
why i feel bad
why when i was a kid i didn't know the words to half the theme songs of television shows, but i sang the songs anyway? (the jeffersons as interpreted by a young lacyd - feet don't burn in the kitchaaan, beans don't burn on the grill. took ah hole and a two by hill, a just to get up that hill. got it up on big weeds, aint no food on US. its you and me baby, something something shady, something after that, well we movin on UP...moving on up...to free pie...to a dee-luxe apartmunt in the sky-hi-hi. We're movin on up...movin on UP...to free pie. We finally got a peice of the pie-hi-hi-ay-ay-aaaaaaaaay.) Don't get me started on good times.
^^^^^^^why i was having a shitty morning but that right there cleated it up real quick lmmfao
why are my comments not posting
WZUP!!
Why my cuz worked all summer last year?
Why that's not interesting??
Why it's bout to get interesting??
Why she bought a BMW at the end of the summer?
Why she go to get a quote on tires (who get's guotes on tires) and they said "You might want to get these changed now, with the weather out here even rain can give you some big problems."
Why she said "I'll come back next week"?
Why it was raining the next day?
Why she was with her lil bruh?
Why she spin out 360*3 and hit a lightpost on the other side of a major road??
Why she total her car in a week?
Why her mom said "It's ok just be thankful nobody got hurt!"
Why she ain't give a damn bout that now she gon work her ass off again this summeR?
why do i have alot of things to do right now
why is tomorow going to be a hectic mess,
why cant i have peace and quiet right now
why isnt dinner ready, im a bit starved
why didnt i eat breakfast, that explains why im hungry now
why do i all of a sudden, feel like eating chinese..
why cant i go to the gym
why chrissy snow is giving so much jokes, with her last comment
why do i want to watch a good movie right now
why im am going to come back, and do some more whys
why 2 ditzy broads, WHY?
why special k in de bed with BD ?
why i thought she couldn't stand his ass ?
why when baby momma's can't stand BD's they still be talking that "you miss me" shit or "i miss you " shit ?
why it can't be easy for everyone else to move on like it was for me & my ex of too many eff'in years ?
why baby mommas gonna be mad at me for my rant but damn...stop it !
why I miss Jace, face in the place
why some drinks you need a chaser
why I need to get outta the habit of bein late all the time
why I know I aint 'specially if I get this new job
why I Love my job cuz I can work any hours I want whenever I want
why I'm just now linin (listening) to Amy Winehouse's Frank album
why I'm bout to get Coldplay's album
why I like artist from England more so than American artist
why English artists sing words like they American then when they talk they talk English
why I'm debatin on goin to the Chi for the 'Taste of Chicago'
why I need to contact my fam in Chi 1st
why now I gotta debate on flyin to the Chi cuz it'll cost more to drive
why I need to talk to some of my potnuhs and convince them to roll w/ me so they can chip in on the gas
why I need to make an appt for my car to get serviced
why somebody need to get they child some shoulder pads and a mouthpiece for they b-day
why I forgot all about my stimulus check
why I'm debatin on bankin it
why the weather is perfect for opening the windows and sleepin all day long
why I'm just now finishin my BBQ today
why the baked beans was the bomb
why is THAT?
why I wasn't the only one that caught that in bed with "BD"
why I have to tell 504 that it is so hard to move on when that person was the love of your life
why is it extra hard when kids are involved
why everyone I meet now makes me so sick that my azz hurts
why does that sound kind of gross
poppa patent, you need to check out adelle, shes quite good.
why do i wanna go and listen to amy winehouses frank album too
why do i think your playlist is really nice
why do i feel like i need a BBQ. right now
why do girls give so much stress
Why am I happy Fraggle Rock & The Electric Company are coming back to television
Why I know you azzes is old enough to know what they are
Why is grape and lemon kool-aid mixed together the bomb
Why am I remembering stuff from my childhood
Why did my friends and I take now and laters and stick them on a fork and heat them up on the gas stove
Why is that ghetto as hell but good as fu**
Why did I play hopscotch with my daughters on Sat.
Why might that be the reason I'm stuck in the early 70s
Why is kids nowadays lazy and unimaginative
Why am I forcing my kids to go back outside and PLAY
P, why I missed so much sweetie
why you need to come to the Chi for the Taste as well as other things
why am I going to be your official guide when you get here
why I haven't been to the Taste in 5 years but I'm defintely going this year
why i feel like giving j-nyte's cuz a loan cause that is some effed up shit to total ya car and have to start all over
why i said i felt like donating but i know i ain't cause hell i am car pooling so i needs my duckets for my own car
why imma just do some random why's now
why it ain't shit on tv anymore
why we need some black sitcoms
why we need real ass black ppl on these reality shows
why imma pitch that idea to a tv station and see what happen
why i bet half yall done theought about making ya life a reality show
why imma run down some ideas
lacy d and her loud ass neighbors, we could see how lacy handle that shit live and in color
bobble and her strange phone calls, and how she deal with em, cause i would have killed to see the damn look on her face while that shit was going on
p and him writing down his freestyle friday flows and him being super busy on a saturday night in his linen short sets dealing with them false ass clients
lady K and her BD drama, and her falling great tv if you ask me
me, cussing out chinese racist ppl, me going to school functions blowed out my mind, me cussing hubby out cause he stay NOT doing shit i say that would be some classic ass tv right there.....me cussing these mofo co-workers out cause they stay messing with me and this fax machine, i'd watch.....
why i think yall ain't gon like my reality show ideas....
why some drinks you need a chaser
^^^^^lmao why a real lush don't need shit but that drink.....
fresh and fab: Why I'm thinkin of Estelle's American Boy feat. Kanye when you mentioned Adelle.
why I got 2 albums by Zero7
why I also got Franz Ferdinand tew
why I love all kinds of music 'cept for maybe 1 or 2 country songs
why I like the sound of a steel guitar
why you have to sit down to play a steel guitar
why I need to get my Mambo CDs back from a client for I forget
why when after you let somebody borrow a CD and you listen to it, it sounds like you playin it for the 1st time and you'll bump it for lik 3 days straight
why is THAT?
Why did my friends and I take now and laters and stick them on a fork and heat them up on the gas stove
^^^^^why i thought i was ghetto as all get out but that shit there took the cake
why imma gon and take it back to the childhood too PSLL...
why my momma had a mofo gold in her mouth with her initial in it
why i thought bout that shit and called momma yesterday and was like why in the hell did you do that
why she gon say @ the time it was considered classy
why i was like DA HELL it was momma
why she then gon say my tat was a damn ghetto stamp and told me to quit ragging on her gold
why i was like truce momma you ghetto and you raised a damn ghetto ass daughter....
why I have to tell 504 that it is so hard to move on when that person was the love of your life
^
why i feel ya Jace but it's a big slap in the face when they leave so fuck it, don't come back !
why my last relationship was my first real one & lasted for 8.5 years & he rolled out & i found it so hard to move on & we were damn near married without the kids but no he repulses me & he stills calls me to this day (monday) with that you'll always be my baby shit ?
why i don't feel the same ?
why i feel he should devoted that dumb ass talk to his baby momma he supposely has now ?
why is it not 3:30 ?
why people is dumb ?
why does shit have to stink ?
why does people spray a lil when they funk'afied a bathroom ?
why i hate having to piss with my shirt covering my mouth & nose to block out somebody's leftover funk ?
LMMFAO @ 504
why i couldn't stand him because he was being stupid
why i know you won't understand until you have a child with someone
why i understand where u comin from because i used to be like you, until it happened to me
but why we just sleepin, we ain't even have sexxxxxxx
why he knows he fucked up, but i am still chillin
why has he been kissin my azz
why it's about time
why i do think ppl can change
only if they want to
why yes love is complicated.
but why do i wanna see Papi? LOL
"why everyone I meet now makes me so sick that my azz hurts"
LMMFAO
why i say fuck all niggas...
why that was harsh
why i say it tho cause i couldn't think of anything else to say that would relate to what da hell yall talking bout
why i say we need to stick to childhood memories why'n..
why i think bobble lou & her momma's convo would make for good tv too ?
why everybody gotta use the Voicebox
why Roger Troutman set the standard that has yet to be achieved
why I was linin (listening) to Computer Love and it took me back to high school
why I used to blast 'I Wanna Be Your Man'
why Guy was the truf back in the day
why Roll Bounce was the jam at the Skate Rink
why kids don't skate no mo'
why we used to TP (toilet paper) peoples houses
why I used to piss my name in the street and pray to Gawd that my parents wouldn't recognize it
why I used to pray that it would RAIN extra hard cuz a piss stain in the street will last for a week
why I was a terror to the neighbors when I was knee-high to a grasshopper
why I remember my potnuh getn bird sh!t on his back when he was outside w/ no shirt on
why I member a neighbor of ours smacked the sh!t outta him cuz he thought he saw a mosquito and had that ni99uh's jaws tight
why I wish I stayed a kid sometimes
why is THAT?
Jam on it! Jam on it!
Yeah yeah! We know know!
I say Jam jeh jeh jeh jeh Jam on it.
Wicky Wicky Wicky Wicky
SHUT UP!!!!
why I just shared what's playin on my puter right now
why is THAT?
why i used to love making mud pies ?
why my sis (FAW) made some dude lick some frozen dog vomit when we was kids ?
why i wish i could remember what she told him it was ?
why i'mma ask her cause she is throwed to the left to the left ?
why i miss walking home from school with an open umbrella cause of all the caterpillar trees i had to walk under ?
why i just realized i always called oak trees, caterpillar trees...til this day ?
why is that so funny to me ?
why i wanna know when fraggle rock comin back on?
why that was the shat?
why i'm laughin at heatin up the N&L on the stove..LMAO
why i miss my childhood, care free and no dayum bills
why that was the life
why when i see grown azz little girls i want to SHAKE THE SHAT outta them for wanting to grow up so fast
why you right bobble lou, me and my mother's convo's ridiculous shit
why she be talking mad shit bout her next door neighbors talking bout they full of shit cause the lady be telling ppl she love to clean when she know she a lie cause they yard look like a trash dump
why they yard really look like a trash dump tho
why next time i go to visit imma take a pic of that shit so yall can trip the fuck out like i do
why imma ask p what kinda diesel piss he got for it to stain a damn concrete street for a week
why you was pissing in the street ya lil gremlin child
why you prolly was the kinda kid that needed to be beat with whatever was handy, a broom, a pan, a magazine, a fan, the oscilating kind...
why all boys are just bad like that tho
why i wanna be inspirational to kaliente right about....now.
why yes it's true that people change, but remember that the word people includes you too?
why do i always tell my female buddies who are going through that the men in their life who they are currently, recently, or previsouly trying to get rid of will likely change, but that change may not be for you?
so why do i feel chrissy's reality show idea though?
why would my effin neighbors take up about 2 episodes on life with lacyd?
why would people probably tune in to the show more for my son than me because i consider myself boring at this point?
why do i give the best advice but when the situation is mine, i never take my own advice?
why imma get back on my effin neighbors right fast?
why somebody else tell me to take a broom and bang it on the ceiling as they bang back and forth?
why do i feel like that wouldn't work because it sure as hell wouldn't stop me?
why would I yell "HOLD ON" if someone banged a wall due to my loudness?
so why do i hate my neighbors so much knowing that i've probably been a problem child for neighbors in the past?
but why am i naturally prepared for descrete sex due to my child hood and overhearing my parents head board?
why does a pillow stay behind my head board regardless of if i'm effin or not?
why will my next move be into a house specifically due to noisy effin neighbors?
why is sex the only thing that bothers me, i can deal with stomping, i can deal with kids or pets, but sex is where i draw the line?
why i wanna know how ya'll would react if you were in my shoes with noisy effin neighbors?
why i can't even look at them fools because i feel like i'm not supposed to know about their sex lives?
why am i now scared to eff in my room because i think they may hear me?
why do my effin neighbors make for such great why's for me today?
why i'm relived my 9 year old niece wants to stay a little kids forever ?
why i know that shit is gonna change in 3 years ?
why she already grown as hell ?
why my sis gets on my damn nerves cause everyhing my niece does that gets on her nerves "she's just like her auntie" ?
why she told me my niece lies for no reason "just like her auntie" ?
why i told her "wtf are you, a saint" ?
why i'mma leave it at that ?
Why did I steal a copy of Eric B and Rakim's Paid in Full before I left for basic training in 1987
Why did I jam from NY to SC
Why did my mother have blond hair in 1975 and a burgundy rinse in 1985
Why couldn't you tell her she wasn't the shit
Why then, wouldn't she let me cut and die my hair like Salt n Pepa in the push it video
Why did I cry until my girlfriend's hair started falling out because of the peroxide
Why did I thank my momma and tried to listen to her after that? I said tried...
why i know them trees bobble and was scared to death that them lil catepillar looking things was real
why imma ask yall if yall ever had that one crazy dude in yall neighboorhood yall was warned to stay away from cause he was nuts
why that dude in my neighborhood was a man named johnny
why the rumor was he was a smart ass student with scholarships to yale and shit, but he got a hold of some bad acid and that is all she wrote
why i was like man please that nigga ain't have no scholarships to yale, he been crazy from day one
why he used to stand on the corner of the bus stop, driking big red and singing blues songs
why in the summer time he would do the shit shirtless
why i was never afraid of his ass, just laughed my ass off when he would try to hit a high note and he couldn't hit it so he would take a swig of big red and try again.....
why that nostalgic memory make me wanna be a kid again....
why you need to make sex noises one night when your son is not there to make your neighbors think you getting busy ?
why you need to make sure your throwing things against the ceiling while yelling OH THAT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD & see how they would take it ?
why i need to know if your neighbors have upstairs neighbors so you can make a deal with them to have mad sex to give them a lil taste ?
why am I just now adding my y's to yalls blog
why I buy my kids rice-cripsy treats @ lunch time, but end up eating the whole box before I leave work
why chi-co-sticks still only cost 10 cent
why lil kim and michael jackson starting to look alike
why KFC only serve fried chicken and not baked, stir fry & blackened chicken
why dont KFC change they name to KFBSFBC (kentucky fried, baked, stir fry, & blackened chicken)
Why did my mother have blond hair in 1975 and a burgundy rinse in 1985
^^^^^^lawd why i think me and PSLL got the same damn country ass ghetto ass i know i am the shit regardless, i wish fros would come back ass momma.....
why the why hell are tall whying without me?
why i just wanted to say as many times as i could?
why is the price of gas gonna be the death of me or least my car?
why i can't even think skrate with gas being damn $5.59?
why i wanna grow some wings and learn hot to fly?
why i gotta agree with F&F about adelle?
lol @ 504. But why i got a better idea. Ya'll remember the story about the dude who was watching flicks and his neighbor or whatever thought he was raping a woman?
So why am i now gonna go out and buy a few flicks and turn the shit up like extra loud. I may even let up my windows and see how they react to the shit?
why imma let my son jump up and down on my bed and make mad bed noises? Squeaky, squeaky, bang, bang motha fuckas!!!
why imma eloborate on bobble and her niece staying a lil girl
why i think that is all in how the momma raise em
why my daughter still wear damn pigtails with hair barretes and her ass gon wear em till i say she can't cause she looks so much like a regular lil girl with em in
why a lady @ the beauty salon said imma have to give you a pat on the back cause your daughter actually looks like a 9 yr old lil girl, all these other lil girls look 30
why i was like thanks, i do what i can ya know (in my JJ Evans voice)
why imma ask all the ladies if yall remember them goddy hair bows that were shaped like big ass squares and came in these tons of colors, they looked like big ass pieces of candy
why i can't find any of those no matter what beauty supply i go to here
why imma go on a crusade till i find em....
why if I was in lacy's situation and the Hispanic chic was cute, I'd tell her some'n to make her wanna try me 'On for SIZE'
why I'd ask management is there another available apt I could move in
why I can relate a lil when I was in VA they gave me an apt right outside the playground
why when I came home from work all the kids in the complex came out
why after a munt (month) I moved outta that joint with the quickness
why it sound like the ppl upstairs don't have jobs if they effin that late at night
why I just played 'Some Cut' by Trillville and the intro with the bed squeakin immediately reminded me of lacyd
why is THAT?
why do they make hair die for women & men but not for dogs
why can't that black dog with that grey beard next door get that ish taken care of with a bottle of "just 4 dogs"
Why I noticed everybody look mad as hell at the gas station with they're arms crossed?
Why yt people use to talk to each other at the gas station like they know each other but now they grill harder than hatin ass niccas?
why can't that black dog with that grey beard next door get that ish taken care of with a bottle of "just 4 dogs"
^^^^^^why is drock a certified muthaeffin fool fa that one lmmfao
bobble, why my niece is so fixated on her hair ?
why i don't blame her cause her hair is beautiful ?
why i hope her momma don't let her eff it up by dying it over & over again like she did ?
why i got pictures to show & i will SHOW them to her ?
why i wore ponytails til i was 14 ?
why it didn't matter cause people still don't believe i'm grown ??
why bammy is gonna stop depressiong me with these gas horror stories ?
why it's 3.89-ish over her but will be 10 dollars by january of '09 ?
why is that a damn shame ?
why i need a secong job just to pay for gas ?
why i wanna travel but my pockets dont ?
^5 Chrissy snow...now her hair is black until she crocks she says.
Why was Lackawanna Blues about my hometown?
Why was that crazy dude the real deal.
Why did he always wear his army green jacket from Vietnam, regardless of the temp
Why was sucking the juice from a lemon with a candy cane, good and kinda sexy
Why was riding on a big wheel and doing 360 dangerous and fun
Why was the summer injury in my neighborhood - kids getting hit by cars
Why was the street like a playground
Why did one pair of skates or one bike provide fun for 10 kids
Why did I get clotheslined by a steel garbage can lid (the kind in the projects) running at night playing hide and go get it
Why I think God did that on purpose, lol
@ P,
why if i was a dude they probably wouldn't be up there actin a fool cuz dude wouldn't wanna risk another dude hearin his lady moan? (at least that would be my logic).
why i need you to take a trip down to houston and save me from these lil rabbits because the chic is cute, her grill a little jacked up, but she's still a cute girl?
why the dude look like lochness mixed with big foot with a hint of a yeddi?
@ chrissy,
why i remember them bows, but do you remember the early 90's big ass balls that chicks would wear well off into they high teenage years?
why was the most common color gold?
why you could only find them things in the little asian stores?
why I can relate to what jay midnyte saying about being mad at the gas station with my arms crossed
why I almost mace a dude begging for some change while I was getting gas
why that fool think I had some spare change after paying $4.00 a gallon
lmmfao bobble why i wore damn pigtails till i was bout 14 too or a damn french braid
why i couldn't wait till i could do my own damn hair and once i could all i did was pull it up in a ponytail
why my daughter want me to take her to see that damn scary movie
why i told her nope cause i have never seen a scary movie in a theater cause my nerves are too bad
why i just know that if i do give in and take her she gon be laughing, and imma be pissing on myself cause of all the loud ass noises and shit that be popping in scary movies
why i wanna ask bobble to ask faw what da hell kinda hold she have over a lil boy to make him lick frozen dog vomit
why i bet she told that lil boy it was ice cream, lmao or sherbert
why i wonder if his ass was sick after that shit.....
why we gonna go into another "great depression" ?
why i remember in high school some hos sucking on pacifiers ?
why i used to yank that shit outta their mouths cause it disgusted me ?
why i felt like 'how ya'll gonna act like ya'll grown by having babies n shit but ya'll sucking on pacifiers like fucking infants" ?
why i'm still pissed off about that ?
why i wish i can find those chicks so i can slap them & tell them that they were stupid ?
why ya'll bet'not tell me ya'll used to do the same in school ?
bobble, why i think that's what she told him, ice cream ?
why i could be wrong about that tho ?
why i'm ready for another nap ?
Why was the summer injury in my neighborhood - kids getting hit by cars
^^^^^^^why PSLL don't come by more often with her foolishness lmmfao
why her whole list of her last why's was killing me but the one i copied had me DOA....
why yes i do reemember them big ass balls lacy d, my signature color was pink
why was that shit even cute tho to be rocking them thangs in ya head well into high school
why snoop a grown ass man and he still rock em
why is gas going up to the high heavens, but no job is compensating it's employees for their commute?
why is putting $5 worth of gas in any vehicle literally a joke now?
why do i find myself wishing for 2.99 when just a few months ago, i was begging for 1.99?
why am i getting depressed now thinking about gas?
why i feel like some idiot rapper is gonna make a hit off of high gas prices?
why is that now gonna be one of the things rappers floss about in thier songs? (i'm sittin on 22's, payin 5.32 a gallon, and i can afford it, so be jealous of all of my money - didn't rhyme but you get the point).
why when people order at fast food restarants they start off by saying..."let me get uh"?
why i need you to take a trip down to houston and save me from these lil rabbits because the chic is cute, her grill a little jacked up, but she's still a cute girl?
^^^why u even tempt me like that, cuz if I came down there the Hispanic chic would be the last thing on my mind.
why the dude look like lochness mixed with big foot with a hint of a yeddi?
^^^why that just made me bust out laughin
why you say yeddi
why is THAT?
why i remember in high school some hos sucking on pacifiers ?
^^^^why imma ask you if you remember them pacifier necklaces bobble
why i had em in assorted colors
why that shit was dumb ass hell to have but we still rocked the hell out of em
why imma ask bobble bout another novelty toy that we used to call knockers you remember them they was like different colored balls that when you twirled em real fast that knocked them suckas was a dangerous ass toy to have and once like a millon kids got knocked out with em they stopped making em, i KNOW somebody in here gotta member them thangs....
why when people order at fast food restaurants they start off by saying..."let me get uh"?
^^^^5 lol
bobble, why you think they stopped making them ?
why my lil brother had one ?
why i played with that shit like it was nothin ?
why i feel like playing hungry hungry hippos ?
why i miss my lite brite ?
why i want to order a ummmm ?
why i read that they had stopped making em somewhere bobble ann, lol
why i want one myself, but if i had one in my house i think my son would terrorize the whole family
why them lite brites scared me as well as them my buddy dolls
why i feel like playing operartion
why ladies, do our purses always look a damn mess
why i just cleaned mine out and found a bag of life savers in it
why i got happy bout that
why is it my momma was mean as hell to me growing up, but when i try to tell my kids she wasn't always nice granny who buy me what i want and spoil me rotten they don't wanna hear it
why my kids refuse to believe that my momma used to whoop ass
why they got her on a damn granny pedasteal and i can't wait for my kids or my nephew to do something to knock her offa of it
why my daughter can go to her granny house and say i don't wanna do the dishes, or cry bout it, or claim she don't know how, and get out of it
why if that were me, my momma would have told me to wash the dishes or get a ass whoopin
why imma be the same kinda momma that i am granny so that my kids won't feel like i am full of shit when they have kids, lmao
why i just felt like sharing that....
why my granny threw slippers at me so i know she whipped ass !
why my brother give my nieces a countdown when they act a fool
why I look at tha ni99uh like, 'WTF? Momma didn't give yo' A$$ no countdown'
why my momma used to beat A$$ like it was goin outta style
why did you get a hand to the mouf if yo' tone wasn't correct
why my brother got his A$$ beat with an extenstion cord
why he always was poppin off at the mouf which is the reason why his daughters dew
why my brother scared to whip his daughters
why if he had boys they'd get beat all the damn time
why when my nieces was like 3-4 I would pop em in the forehead and to this day I only have to tell them some'n 1 time and its done
why my youngest niece can ignore you as if you wasn't there
why she don't ignore cuz I'll sneak up on her lil A$$ and scare her to def
why she still wanna get picked up and she 6 nah
why I love my nieces at a distance
why they ask me for money when they parents is in the same room as me
why I send them str8 to they Daddy
why my youngest niece can talk all day long whether you listen or not
why is THAT?
why my granny was and still is the bidness bobble she is the sweetest and nicest lady
why my momma be like man please she used to lock soads in the trunk of the car so i couldn't get to em, talking bout that was child abuse
why it's the great granny that was a mean old witch and she still is but i won't get into her throwing shit @ ppl bobble cause she throo pots of hot water @ some of the grankids, not me tho cause i was too scared of her ass to do anything bad.....
why I love my nieces at a distance
^^^^^^lmmfao why P a damn fool
why i can see him picking them up when they was babie and holding em @ arms length talking bout uhhhhhhhh she doing something here what she doing, she stink and she smiling yall come get her NOW.....
why i can't wait for P to knock one of them clients up so he can be a daddy
why if a cleint told P she was pregnant he'd tell her to sit her simple ass down somewhere
why her ass would do just that
lmao @ bobble
why i keep imagining P as a daddy
why i bet he'd thump his kids in the head
why if he hada son he would be called P Jr. and have a matching linen short set like his daddy
why as soon as P son learned how to talk, he would make him call his momma a client
why P still wouldn't let they ass sit on his suede couch
why he would give them the smallest room in the house
why as soon as they be like daddy can i, he gon tell em to sit they simple ass down next to the simple ass momma and shut up
Why was my momma mean and evil then and still can be
Why she throw a telephone at me that was on that long ass cord, that went all around the house because you only had one hook up downstairs and one up, caught that bad boy and proceeded with her conversation
Why is that when I realized this woman was nuts
Why I only got a butt whipping once a year, but it scared me straight for the remaining 11
why my brother never learned my mother was the business until she tried to choke him out (ROFL remembering this) My brother was bad as hell
Why did I get a whipping with an extension cord too because I stayed out all night at 13 at somebody house my mother knew wasn't regulated and I lied about it
Why I go to school with the bruises and tell my teacher
Why when I came home my mother had a bumper sticker with the child abuse hotline phone # on the back of my bedroom door
Why is the 2rd time I realized this woman was nuts
Why she say, "If you ever want to get out, there's two ways, the door and death", call them again
Why is that the 3rd time I realized she was crazy
Why y'all feeling sorry for me? lol
Why when I came home my mother had a bumper sticker with the child abuse hotline phone # on the back of my bedroom door
Why is the 2rd time I realized this woman was nuts
Why she say, "If you ever want to get out, there's two ways, the door and death", call them again
Why is that the 3rd time I realized she was crazy
Why y'all feeling sorry for me? lol
^^^^^^lawd i swear you is a mess, lmmfao a gotdamn bumper sticker ahhahhahhahhahhahahahhahhahhahh i am too throo DOA bobble will be taking all donations....
@ Pigskin OMG, that sounds just like my mother
lol why this shit is too much ?
why bobble killing me talking bout future kids for somebody ?
why i can soo see all that ?
Why she used to whip you and then send you to the corner store for a treat
Why I use to go too
Why is maple walnut ice cream still my food of choice when I need soothing
Why did all this happen because I was the first girl
Why when my sister came along 7 years later, my mom was broken in lol
Why is this free therapy
why my niece know not to stand on my couch like she dew at home
why my brother had to regulate her on Memorial day for puttin her hands on my wall
why all I gotta dew is look at her with my 'Evil Eye' and she straighten up w/ the quickness
why she run under her momma thinkin she can trump the King and she tell her lil bad A$$ "It's his house baby, you gotta dew what he say"
why I had to give her a moment of clarity when I told her to take her shoes off and she started to ignore me
why I got right in her face and said "Don't play with me! Take them shoes off and put em over there with everybody else. I aint got time for lil kids"
why kids can't be seen and not heard like it was when I was lil
why kids can 'Express theyself' and I couldn't
why I was threatened for even 'Thinkin about talkin back'
why if stomach growled my mommma would holler out "What you say?" in a threating manner
why I preferred whoopins from my momma than my pops
why my pops would make you strip down naked, get between his legs, bend you over and beat you to sleep
why after a beatin all you can dew is sleep for hours
why when you wake up ya parents sit there like Bill Duke in Menace II Society, stare you down and say "You know you FCUKED up, don't you?"
why you couldn't get away with lyin in my house
why that only made things worse
why the worse beatings was the ones they promised to get you
why when they promised to whip yo A$$ that was the only thing on ya mind till you got that A$$ beat
why is THAT?
OMG @ Poppa...CTHu
why when you wake up ya parents sit there like Bill Duke in Menace II Society, stare you down and say "You know you FCUKED up, don't you?
why the worse beatings was the ones they promised to get you
why when they promised to whip yo A$$ that was the only thing on ya mind till you got that A$$ beat
^^^^^5 on all that.
why P gon be the kind of daddy who kids just come over to other ppl house, sit in one spot and never move cause they scared to death of they daddy
why P went off on his niece for touching his walls lmmfao
why i think P shoould get a reality show tih his nieces called a summer with uncle P lawd i would tune in on that
why when they interview P's niece's they gon be like Uncle P mean ass hell, and i would rather have my ass @ home with momma and daddy.....
why i bet P's nieces can't do shit when tbey come to his crib that normal kids do, color, play, run, laugh, smile, eat, use the bathroom, nap, move, scratch an itch, sneeze, all they can do is sit.....
why piggy in here high fiving everyone like she's in a white boy frat house ??
@ 504 why when I was in college my boyfriend did the same thing (he was yt by the way
lol jace why my cousin has that as a bad habit & he's black lol
DAYUm! why i came back from lunch and y'all got all these why's?
LOL, thanx Lace Dizzle!
lol why ya'll gonna be mad cause it's bout time to jet !
Random Why's
why dude (the stalker) just called and told me that he don't appreciate me ignoring his calls
why I let his azz have it
why I told that fool that the phone calls he was making and the text messages that he kept sending me were not cute, he was making me sick a lil bit and I WAS JUST PLAYIN WHEN I WAS FLIRTIN WITH HIM
why he went on to say we need to talk about this over dinner, WTF did you not hear what I just said
why by the way I did not give this fool my number, I left it sitting on the bar and he called his phone from mine
why don't know there are laws against shyt like that
DAMN AND I REALLY LIKED THAT BAR
Congrats to 504,good going.
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