Tonight is the BET awards. I'm still not all that sure I'm going to watch because if you ask me, BET done lost so many kool-aid points lately though i do kinda sorta like that show "The Boot" though I hate to admit it.And D.L Hughley is hosting, they couldn't call up Jamie or someone else?But us Dizty Broads we decided to show BET up and do our own award show. Scheduled to perform, Bobby "Baltimore" Brown (we only had to pay him in cheeseburgers). So sit back and relax while we hand out the awards:
Dizzy award for "I really wasn't saying nothing on the song, but my hook was hot!" goes to - Ace Hood for Cash Flow. (Though that could go to any song where t-pain is vocodizing.) Ace Hood comes up to get his award and he try's to speak into the mic but you can't hear anything he's saying. Then outta nowhere T-pain in a gold top hot with an ostrich feather pops out, snacthes the award from Ace Hood and yells "Gotcha Bish" in the mic and runs off.
Dizzy Award for "What the hell is he saying in that song" goes to - Lil Wayne - Lollipop.
Dizzy Award for "Overexposure goes to - Lil Wayne - too many songs, videos to list
Dizzy Award for "Where the hell they gon be next year goes to - Flo Rida
Dizzy Award for "Best Beef goes to - IceT vs Soulja Boy
Dizzy Award for "Video Hoe" goes to - DJ Drama. ( I swear I done seen that fool in like 10 video's this year, he's like the new Khaled.
Dizzy Award for "Sexiest Rapper" goes to - Lupe Fiasco. I (BAMMY) would personally walk on stage half nekid to give him the award. Oh? is that a little too much information? (get off the lupe bandwagon bammy, it's too late, lol)
Dizzy Award for "Man'n up" goes to - Kanye West. I don't think he cried not once this year.
Dizzy Award for "Most Bitchassness goes to - 50 Cent and Young Buck cause fiddy had no bidness putting that call out there like that, and Young Buck had no bidness crying and beggin' the way he was, i heard Keith Sweat gon get Buck to do a collabo with him on his new album....
27 comments:
why that damn t-pain in a gold top hat is killing me bammy, lmmfao
(get off the lupe bandwagon bammy, it's too late, lol)
^^^ NOT NICE chrissy!!! i'm in lurves!!! LMMFAO
LMMFAO, y'all a mess!!!!!
hey K, lol @ bammy talking bout she in lurves
LOL!
Did ya'll see the cartoon Soulja Bpy did of Ice T?..LMAO too funny...
I didnt kno Ice T was a break dancer b4 a "Gangsta Rapper"...
& WOOHOO for Kanye no tears!!!...
I didnt kno Ice T was a break dancer b4 a "Gangsta Rapper
^^^^that's why he hating on soulja boy, he mad cause soulja boy dance took off just like that, and he never got anywhere as a break dancer, lol makes sense to me now
and Young Buck had no bidness crying and beggin' the way he was, i heard Keith Sweat gon get Buck to do a collabo with him on his new album....
^^^whoever thought of this needs a swift kick in the anus lmao !
lmao @ bobble know damn well keith got to get buck's begging ass on a track....
I just wish someone was taping Buck while he was on the phone w 50...LOL!...
Ya'll think he had snot comin out his nose?...HA HA!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
shiiiiid MzP the way that fool was crying he prolly had snot all over the dang place
why xilla over on his site rating the scent of a pu$$y???? lol
ewwww to that!
lmao girl you gotta go read that shit i was like whatever... a female ain't supposed to smell like shit cept fresh and clean damn it....
zilla's site makes me feel like i'm a 8 year old overhearing grownfolks talking bout sex n relationships & i'm not 'pose to.
zilla=xilla
LMAO Chrissy, I just read it, he is a fool!
& what the hell he talkin bout "too wet"?? How could anyone NOT like that?
lmao iono tho MzP if i am too too wet,shit be slippin out and shit....lol
ha ha...might slip in the wrong place...and that's not fun at all...that shit happend to me w my x, and OMG my booty hurt for like a week!
sweet Baby Jesus, this convo took a turn for the worse... y'all are crazy
LOL! it always does...
One must ask if Chrissy Snow gets too wet, is she not then Chrissy Slushy!
As Gandhi once said after visiting prisoners in Nepal: Gimme that funk, that sweet, that gushy stuff!
SHOT!!!! as always you leave me speechless..*tears roll down cheeks*
ha ha...might slip in the wrong place...and that's not fun at all...that shit happend to me w my x, and OMG my booty hurt for like a week!
^^^^this the comment yo ass was asking me had i seen it, lol i agree with it tho, lmao and yeah shot i can be Chrissy Slushy....if i am pushed in that direction, lol
Shot say: I luh me sum slushies!
lmao, what flavor shot...
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