Sex Etiquette 101

Tuesday, June 24, 2008




List time again...and this is for all, male and female, things you shouldn't do while you are having relations, sex, making whoopie, getting them drawz, hitting the skins, knocking the bottom out, whatever you wanna call it....



*Never answer ya damn phone ppl, let that shit roll over to voicemail, whoever is calling can wait till the nut is busted.


*Men , never ask a female to call you 'daddy' now me personally i reserve that title for men who deserve it and if i am having relations with a man who don't, and he say something like "who's ya daddy.." i am liable to bust out and laugh @ ya ass in mid thrust...


*....Which brings me to the next no-no, as hard as it may be, hold all laughter till the end of the session, ladies, i know it's funny that he think he doing damage with his lil peter, but don't laugh @ him and ruin his ego, and fellas, i know them faces her ass making are skriaght out of a comic book, but laughing is gon cause her to loose focus, and you to deflate....


*I don't know bout yall, but i need all focus to be on me and you, and this love we bout to make, so NO T.V. Jay Leno just gon have to wait....



*Before you go sticking John John there in any hole you can find ass i mean ask first. Cause you liable to get your feelings and John John hurt.


*Just cause you saw a new move in Booty Talk 15,548 doesn't mean you need to try it. Them people are sexfessionals, you are not.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

bammy why i lost one of the items on the list, i had 4, or so i thought, lol and i couldn't remember for the life of me what i said....anyway yall get it popping in here lol

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Most reminiscent Shot recall when big breasted Chrissy use to play piano at church - very distracting, indeed! Most women at church concerned. One day elder lady take big titty Chrissy aside and tell her if she rub Vicks Vapor Rub all over breasts they will shrink. Chrissy not want all attention so she try it! Next Sunday Reverend Sureshot stand up and say "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday"

Anonymous said...

lmmfatfo see, i am not gon be able to run my blog right messing with shot.....

TroublemakerSupreme said...

i got a good one...

don't talk about the damage you are gonna do, cuz if we get down to it, and ur garbage juice... i'm telling ur ass to pack it up, get dressed and get the fuck out! i can do bad all by my damned self with my vibrator.

Anonymous said...

Sexfessional!! OOooOO I wanna be one when I grow up!...LOL!

No socks! Why do dudes gotta keep they socks on? IDK why I gotta b buckey nekkid and they have on some dumb ass white socks!...LOL!

Anonymous said...

omg MzP i want his ass butt nekid no shoes, no shirt, no service lmao

and trouble i agree, stfu up and show me what you bout to do quit all that yapping playboy lol

Anonymous said...

My boo shut me a long time ago...I kept saying shit to see what he was gon say...said something about him bein skinny and he was like "well, I only got one thing to say about me bein skinny, what Pac say? Skinny niggas thro the d*ck well"...LOL! After that I had nothing else to say!

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmm eff skinny dudes MzP lol...

Kaliente said...

Never buss in 30 seconds!!! lol

-never be quiet...dayum nigguh don't hold back!

-never say that LUBE made ur dyck soft

Kaliente said...

"don't talk about the damage you are gonna do, cuz if we get down to it, and ur garbage juice"

-hell yeah!!! hate that shyt!

Kaliente said...

"don't talk about the damage you are gonna do, cuz if we get down to it, and ur garbage juice"

-hell yeah!!! hate that shyt!

Kaliente said...

"don't talk about the damage you are gonna do, cuz if we get down to it, and ur garbage juice"

-hell yeah!!! hate that shyt!

Kaliente said...

don't tell me to get nekkid and all u do is pull ur pants down!!! what happened to 50/50? let a nigguh see them tattz boo!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

Well I don't do big guys...the farthest I'll go is a lil chunky...but big fat and big stomach nah...I can't!

504 said...

i got one :

refrain from using names, just say baby or boo or aw fuck or something, the wrong name may be your last.

Anonymous said...

i love em big MzP the bigger the better, but i can do w/o and he can have a gut s'long as i can sit on him and feel nothing but meat i don't give a shit.....

Anonymous said...

Hey Kaliente!!

OMG why I was w this dude one time and he just unzipped his pants...I mean whipped it out thru the zipper and everything I was like WTF? U not about to cut my pu**y up with that shit!..LMAO!

Anonymous said...

@ Chrissy...GIMME THE MEAT!..LMAO!

At least a big guy can pick you up like Ving Rhames on Baby Boy...I need some of that! But like I said if he muscular than ok...I just can't have mushy fat every where!...LMAO!!

Bahama said...

ain't yall some freaks!

Anonymous said...

like Ving Rhames on Baby Boy
^^^^^EXACTLY....lol

Kaliente said...

LOL, whattup PURP!!!! u be on that purp girl?? LOL and yes...nigguh i don't need no cut stop actin like a punk n get nekkid! haha

Anonymous said...

I was when I used the Men's bathroom at this restaurant I was at!...LMAO!!!

Kaliente said...

LMMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

dont be telling me to put my leg over your leg and turn 90 degrees to the right.i had one girl that thought i was a fucking gymnast and shit trying to make me do some freaky shit her and her ex used to do.whos doing this me or you
?

Anonymous said...

yall ladies need to know a dick is sensitive.one girl tried to jack me off like she was starting a lawnmower.i had to tell her freaky ass to quit.

Anonymous said...

yall ladies need to know a dick is sensitive.one girl tried to jack me off like she was starting a lawnmower.i had to tell her freaky ass to quit.

^^^^^DEAD

Kaliente said...

LMMFAO, that's why i be askin questions..i'm like do u like a lot of spit??? HAHA

n my ex used to get mad when i would tell him that it was too rough or tryna help him please me...he'd be like u fukkin up the mood, I'd be like fukk that u fukkin it up actin like a bytch! u getting mad cuz i'm tellin u what i like? get tha fukk outta here!

"make me do some freaky shit her and her ex used to do"

-don't u hate that shyt it's like dayum I AM NOT UR EX BYTCH!!!

Kaliente said...

that's u*

Anonymous said...

this girl was trying to do some kama sutra type shit.im a realist i dont know how to fuck a girl and put her in a figure 4 leglock at the same time.im not that limber.after she told me to do it i tried to lift my leg up and over but my dick kept slipping out (i am not small at all) so i went back to screwing like regular.but she keeps trying me to get in crazy positions.

just cause you know how to pussy pop in a handstand dont mean im with all that shit.i still got to go to work tomorow

Kaliente said...

"just cause you know how to pussy pop in a handstand dont mean im with all that shit.i still got to go to work tomorow"

TIMEOUT!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

lmmfatfo nodays is a fool damn it

504 said...

lol harpo, who dat ?

this sh!t better work..lmao