Me and Bammy was talking, and we were like hey, we ain't done a sex post in a min, so we came up with the idea to do a list of things that turn females OFF about a man's body...yeah i know this post gon sound superficial and a lil' stuck-up, but men STAY telling us what they want and don't want physically in a woman so now it's our turn.....
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*Curved penis, to me a straight turn off, if we getting busy, and i look down and see a banana shaped penis, i am immediately gonna go into medical mystery mode and ask why in the hell are you shaped that way, now i know this is something that a man can't control, you basically born that way, but it's still a TURN OFF..
*No need to wear basketball shorts fellas, if you don't have the basketball shaped legs to go in em, nice firm calves and thighs on a man, we love that, otherwise, if we wanted a man with girlie thighs and calves, we would be with a damn girl....
*So a goatee ain't meant for ALL MEN to sport, Rick Ross, fine example of a goatee gone wrong, if ya ain't got the facial structure, or proper barber, just a lil mustache, and a lil chin hair will do..
*This is a reverse example of the above mentioned turn off, a man that is hairless, GROSS...hairy legs, a hairy chest, a lil stuble on ya face, i likes, now i am not saying i want you looking like a damn warewolf, but i also can't tolerate a man who's skin is smoother than mine cause he use more Nair than i do...
*MAN BOOB's...in no way shape or form are they attractive. And don't ask me to suck on em cause then we gone have a problem. You know they have breast reduction for men right?
*Booty do - men have this ish too. And just how it ain't a good look for us it ain't a good look for yall either. Don't get it twisted.
*Too much booty - Now if you got backs like a reindeer which means more backs than me, I can't deal with that. That is a lil creepy. You know they got surgery for that too right? (LOL)
12 years ago
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LMAO, y'all are crazy! I really don't have anything to add to the list. LOL @ booty do
HA HA!!!
I agree totally with this list, who the hell wants a hair-LESS man anyway?...Ewww!
& u def can't have a man who's booty is bigger than urs, plus men are nasty soI'm sure it stank!..LMAO!
Good post!
so the man tit thing made me think of an episode of the tyra banks show where she had this man on there with tits bigger than mine, lmmfao and he was really like upset about it and said it messed with his sex life blah blah blah and his wife was on there all nochalant about it, then they had him lift his shirt up and show us, lmmfao the audience gasped, and trya and the man wife had this lawd what da hell looks on they face, shit had me rolling yall, anyway i think he got em cut off courtesy of tyra
LOL!!!
and thanks MzPurp
so it's a white man here with an ass out this world that sickens me, and his jeans be tight all the time i be like may gawd ya wife has got to be blind....
LMMFAO @ Chriss Tyra story...I can imagine the audience gaspin..lol OMG
@ Chrissy, I think I saw that episode! Eww..they were really big and he had stretch marks!!!!!
yes mzpurp, he had the stretch marks, i was like why he even go on tv with that shit, he had alot of nerve to do that lol
I'm sooo glad you mentioned not wearing basketabll shorts if you don't have the legs. I know plenty of guys with "pool-stick" legs who need this advice.
I totally agree with the "big booty" comment, too. There's a guy who goes to my church & he could give Beyonce a run for her money in the backside department. And he loves to wear his shirts tucked in his pants. Yuck!
ahhahhahh park ave, why is that, why dudes with big asses wanna tuck they shirts in????
and men with long fingernails, disgusting, you can't touch me with them cruella deville hands of yours, hell naw.....
aww i feel bad because a lot of the stuff, they can't help, BUT, another turn off that has been gross to me from child hood on up is men with those bumps on the back of their head where the fade ends. that gets a big fat ewwwww X 10.
ewwwwwwwwww....lol now i am feelin y'all i don't like dudes with crusty azz feet..(i almost just threw up in my mouth)i don't like dudes with dirty fingernails....stank feet,stank breath, and really bad acne
that was a funny ass list.
but yall know the dudes with the big asscheeks just make yall jealous!
and i cannot imagine a dude with titties asking a woman to suck 'em.
* does push-ups *
LMMFAO @ Zillz
I.CAN'T!!
LMAO
LMAO @ Zillz:)
omg LacyD, why that shit is rampant down here them big ole sauage meat head ass niggas with them nasty ass razor bumps back there sickens me
and K why if i go to a drive throo, and i see a kid with acne getting my food together, i drive the fuck off???? specially if it's like super bad and they got bumps from here to eternity man that's nasty,
ohhhh another one ladies what bout them dudes with the pothole faces, look like they used one of they girls nasty razors to shave and they face look like they been in a fire, but they really haven't omg that disgusts me
zillz done had a name change, why i ain't get the memo???? and i could have sworn you were FONE so why the pushups ?
but yall know the dudes with the big asscheeks just make yall jealous!
^^^^ how in da world i miss that mofo comment, lmmfatfo....
"and K why if i go to a drive throo, and i see a kid with acne getting my food together, i drive the fuck off???? specially if it's like super bad and they got bumps from here to eternity man that's nasty"
LMAO, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *picturin acne faced teenager* Tombout....would you like ketchup with ya fries??? EWWWWWWWWWWw i hate the ones that look like they bout to buss if the wind blow too hard...YUCk !!!!! LMAO i know that shyt what i just typed was nasty az fukk!
lmmfao K, when they look like that i say eff it and keep it moving, omg and if my daughter see it her ass will go off, she be like ewwwwww she ain't got no gloves on mommy, i ain't eating that, and where her hair net @
LMAO, you have taught her well! when i go in the break room to heat up some food or something i will wash my hands, put the shyt in the microwave, wash my hands...take it out with the papertowel and wash my hands again. ppl look at me crazy, but i don't care..lol man ppl be pickin they nose n shyt and be touchin the microwave n faucet n shyt..ewwwwwwwww and don't get me started on POTLUCKS! LOL i be liek "DO you have any pets??" yes, okay .::makes mental note not to touch they shyt::. LOL
i don't even eat @ them damn potlucks K, fuck that we have one every thanksgiving her, and if it ain't store bought, i ain't touching it
i am fone.
but u ladies aint gonna catch me slippin'.
shout out to the buff ladies. with mucles. pecs. diesel calves. whose titties can snatch cherries out the kung fun masters hand. slap you on your ass and break a wrist. buff bidges!
zillaman got love for u all. but i like my womens a bit more mushy.
a gal with thick thighs and when she parts 'em, it sounds like a kiss!
Well I have a turnoff, men who have too much chest hair that they look like gorillas!! I know one guy who shaved his chest hair and when he came to see me it was all stubbly, poking me on my face!! Arrrgh!
Another thing, what is up with men shaving the pubes? Is this new? I'm just asking......
i keeps the fro down low.
a gal with thick thighs and when she parts 'em, it sounds like a kiss!
^^^^^^ my gawd that is the slickest shit i done heard in a min i likes that shit......
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