Bammy working so we gon get together and hit yall with the throwback Thursday a lil later in the day, in the meantime, I am gonna share with yall the things men do that get on a females LAST nerve. This topic came about from a convo i was having with some of my cyber girls this morning, and i was dying offa the stuff they was saying bout they man and the stuff i was saying bout my man, i figured if i let you fellas know what yall do to irk a sistah, yall might stop that shyt, and Xilla, feel free to do a reverse version of this cause i know we bug yall too with our lil annoying quirks, only difference is we cute with it.....
Why is it that a man gon go from here to there to get his point across, and try his damndest to make you seem like the dumb ass? We females can go and get scientific proof that yall wrong, but yall ain't trying to hear that, yall word is BOND, like yall Jesus or somebody and ya preaching the gospel truth to ya flock...NEWS FLASH!! yall don't know everything
Now when it's the females turn to argue and get her point across, yall ass ignore us like we ain't even there, we doing all kinda cussing, yelling, neck rolling, and finger snapping to get our point across, and all yall gon say is "i know baby, you right baby, imma try baby..." don't nobody want them ole empty ass responses, we know yall just saying that shit in the hopes that we will take the bait and STFU, NOT.... we just like yall, we gon keep @ it till the point is made....
Everybody has a bad day from time to time, and yeah we care fellas if yall had a bad day on the job, but damn, do we really have to keep hearing how you being treated unfairly by "the man" and you wanna quit so bad, lmao if i hear my husband tell me one mo time how he hate his job cause it's too much work on him, i swear imma jump out a window.....
Women are delicate creatures, i know yall know that, so why when shit happens to us, yall so damn inconsiderate about it? Laughing if we fall off of foot stools, or getting pissed if we keep vomiting, and what yall do, turn the damn volume up on the tv so you ain't gotta hear the dry heaves going on in the bathroom, if that ain't love, i have no clue what is.....
But let yall monkey ass get a paper cut, or a slight cold, it's on ain't it, yall turn into 30 yr old babies and shit, ...."babe, can you rub some vicks on my chest" "babe, i can't reach the remote, can you come bring it to me...." HELL NAW i can't bring you shyt, get it yaself ya big whiny baby.....
Yall know how when a certain game on and yall wanna watch it, and sometimes we come in the room bothering yall, talking all in ya ear, being all on the phone with a homegirl gossip'n and laughing all loud, we know that bug yall, but guess what, when we trying to chill and get our lifetime on, we don't want yall all in our face either....rubbing on my ass, and kissing me in my spot ain't gon keep me from seeing how this woman gon get her daughter out this prostitution ring she in...lmao
I have come to terms with the fact that most men are neanderthals, (or maybe it's just my man) that is why when yall eat, i try to accept the smacking as is, the food all over ya mouth i ignore, the talking with ya mouth full, whatever, but i really can't stand when my husband comes and gets in my damn face and kisses me on my effin lips after he done ate a damn fish fillet from mickey D's, he KNOW i hate the smell and taste of that mess, but he do it anyway......RUDENESS @ it's best
I like the idea that my man feels like he can come and talk to me bout anything, but sometimes he take that shit to a whole nother level, do i look like i wanna hear how you had some freak back in the day who did this thing to ya member that had ya mind blown, she knew how to pop her p***y, roll her ass, and lick you like a lolipop all @ the same time, plus she was fine and had a ass you could sit dranks on....... *****crickets***** PLAYBOY this ain't pookie and Tyrone you talkin' to, it's ya wife, i can do without all the damn details, think men think.....lol
Now in no way is this a man bashing post, cause we love all black men, this is just a post that points out all of the annoying traits of some men, that we as women tolerate cause we love yall.......
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lol this post is dedicated to bobble and MzP....
men are the debil!!
"Why is it that a man gon go from here to there to get his point across, and try his damndest to make you seem like the dumb ass? "
oooooooooh my ex used to do this and that shyt would piss me off!!!
"this ain't pookie and Tyrone you talkin' to, it's ya wife, i can do without all the damn details, think men think.....lol"
-yes this shyt is the truth...men i know sometimes y'all wanna keep it real, but gotdamn sometimes you gotta keep some shyt to yourself!
things i hate
*They are your friends not mine-I don't care bout Tyron and his 3 baby momma drama, and hell naw i'm not going with you in the middle of the night to go bail him outta jail
*I am not a nanny- Pick yo own shoes up and put em where they belong..Clean yo own damn dishes, and negro i'm not driving you around all the damn time.
there are more but i'm lazy..lol
Aww thanx Chrissy!..lol
#1, yes he always does this...tries to switch the convo, say he ain't say certain sh*t...then he just goes over board and suggests that I'm never wrong...lol
O gosh, yea I have to hear about the daily wrongdoing of the black man, and of course I don't understand because I'm not a black man..lol
OOooOOoo Chrissy, I kno ur thuggy hubby ain't say all that?? Geesh!..lol
I should have took a pic of that crab lip hangin from my boo lip last night!!...
*They are your friends not mine-I don't care bout Tyron and his 3 baby momma drama, and hell naw i'm not going with you in the middle of the night to go bail him outta jail
^^^^^^ lmmfao i can't tell you how many mofo 2am calls we done got with a nigga on the other end talking bout "GON CEPT THE CALL, THEY CAUGHT UP WITH ME..." lmmfao
PLAYBOY this ain't pookie and Tyrone you talkin' to, it's ya wife, i can do without all the damn details
^^ Indeed.
Ladies, what about yall bf that got an opinion about everything, when she don't even have a man!
Or goin shoppin with yall & you wanna try on everything in tha store & ask my opinion, only to choose tha opposite.
LOL..i gotta agree with anonymous on that one..lol
We all got one friend that dont got a man but always wanna give advice
But i will say guys do have that one friend that will trash the shit out they girl..but in truth if he had the chance he would eff the shit outta her
^^^shyt yea!
^^^^^^ that's true, had to find that one out at a young age, peer pressure 101!
Kali you need to get on the UB..STAT!
LOL! @ Notch
~I'm back you guys...I've actually been doing some work today :(
MzP you too! lol
And i really dont think guys realize that they can omit some musty odors! They want you to suck on their balls after a hard game of football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer acting like they dont have to take a washcloth to their nasty ass
& let's not talk about them funky ass feets....yeah i said feets. i know feet is already plural but dammit they be smelling like 4 or more feet !!! & nigga be saying that's not my feet....whatever, i didn't smell it til yo ass walked in & took them bitches off !
what is going on over on the ub
lmmfao @ men and they odors.....
lol i dont think i could come at a female with musty balls lmao
niggas need some baby powder and a long bath but just sit on the side of the tub and scrub them feet and put some extra tough acid you can buy from the store... i was bout to get the stanks feets but i cured that shit in one day
lol @ jay...
da hell you mean you was about to? lol either they stank or they don't J
this one time i was messing this basketball player freshman yr of college...in my real cute days..lol..anyways..nigga really did have a thyroid problem..he just would be sweating all the time..but stay wanted to put his salty dick in my mouth after the game talking about he needed a happy ending after playing hard..
Eff all that!
lol no chrissy my feet never stank b4 this and for some reason out the blue my feet started stinkin when i took off the shoes and I was not at my house! So I handled that lol
ewww notchy
lol crusty crumby dusty ass dick. Save that for marriage lmao
lmmfao salty ass potato chip tasting ding a ling
lol J-Nyte what do your feet smell like now roses and skrawberries?
Save that for marriage lmao
^^^^^^lmao hell naw i need to smell fresh dick and ball sets married or not
lmao !
my feet don't smell like anything
What about females & yall drivin skills? Scrappin up my rims!
Or tryin to be all up under me in 100degree weather
Or tryin to kiss me before I go to work in tha mornin, breath smellin like somebody died in ya mouth!
I love yall to death but why I gotta kno every episode of sex & tha city...
What about females & yall drivin skills? Scrappin up my rims!
^^^^^lol...that is so not damn true..why every man swear he could drive?? You tell a nigga make two rights and a left to get to your house and he end up in Thailand talking about your directions werent clear enuff
Sorry Chrissy, i thought you couldn't see nothing on the Ub so i didn't tell you
What about females & yall drivin skills? Scrappin up my rims
^^^^^^ lmmfao i stay telling hubby, man i ain't do that shit, you the one hit a curb not me
lol bammy i can see words and some pics, but that's bout it, like i saw fly guyy sessay ass and melted in my muthafuckin seat.....
GIRLLLLLL Chrissy...them lips are something serious!! i told you he was cute
bammy, cute is a damn understatement for that man, why in gawd's name is he single all he would have to do to keep me happy is just look good, he could take all my money, beat my ass cheat on me and i wouldn't go nowhere lmmfao.....
LMMFAO!!! ahahahahaha
hey everybody!
he mzp they all over on ub tripping lol i am here chillin' alone
chrissy I am here..and there...you know it all this started cuz Xilla did his top 5 females. LMAO so i was shoot the ladies need something to look at..
lol..i dont have UB chris..just signed up for it two seconds ago..lol
I'm everywhere!!..lol
I got in on the discussion a lil late over at UB, so I'm tryna catch up...but dayum...didn't kno some of those fellas were that fine!
MzP gurl! you just don't know
what happened to our topic!
i hate guys that front like they hard for the streets but they quick to shed a tear watching lifetime and shit..man up son!!
LOL! @ Notch....
ok lemme think of some more ish this boy did yesterday...i still can't get over the crab meat hangin from his mouth...
Why do niggas always gotta be touchin they balls...do they just have to make sure they still there or something?
Why do niggas always gotta be touchin they balls...do they just have to make sure they still there or something?
^^^^^ so my son done picked up this nasty ass habit and i just asked him one day, i said baby tell mommy why you always grabbing yaself, he said cause his nuts be in the wrong spot and he gotta put em back, lmmfao so i asked my hubby if that was true and he said yeah but that it only apply to niggas with big dicks and long balls.....
LMAO @ ur thuggy hubby...he is too funny!!
At least u kno ur son packin!..HA HA!
I'm still laughin at the long balls part....they b droopy...HA HA HAHA!!!!
lol..first of all chrissy i know AJ aint say.."mommy my nuts be in the wrong spot and i gotta put them back"..use proper vocab when talking about the kids...lol
notch, i swear he call em nuts we tell him that he shouldn't even talk bout em but when he getting a bath, like last night he took the towel from me and say momma i can wash my own nutz lmmfao i be dying cause what the hell else can we tell him to call em balls is just as bad as nutz to me, and he STAY moving em around when he got off his bike last night he put his hand down there and did his lil move thing he do to put em back in the right spot, and i am like where da hell a 5 yr olds nutz going, they ain't even dropped yet so where he movin em too......
and when he was born yall, why my momma and dem gon look @ him and say lawd he got a big one and hubby all grinning and shit talking bout i know right.....men and they dicks....
lol..lol..well i hope he dont go to school wit that
Teacher "AJ what are you doing over there??"
AJ: "mind ya bizness biotch im just moving my nutz"
AJ: "mind ya bizness biotch im just moving my nutz"
^^^^**dead** lmmfao
I hate guys that swear they are good and bed and you just wish you were washing your hair instead..just ask me how i like it instead of faking the funk
LOL @ ur son Chrissy...too funny! He better not say that in school...LMAO!
What about tha girls givn head & don't kno what they doin, now I gotta be sore for a few days. Lesson learned, be carefl what you ask for!
lol @ anon...
@ anon, tell her ass how to do it....lol
eww sore! Damn what she b gnawing at the d*ck?...LMAO!
eww sore! Damn what she b gnawing at the d*ck?...LMAO!
^^^why u got my crying over here...lol
I mean cuz shit she ain't suckin a tootsie roll that she may want to bite into, it's a d*ck...u have to be luving to the d*ck...lol...
Well some girls are timid with it..they hold the dick like it got rabies and shit..
She acted like she knew what she was doin, like you can tell when somebody think they doin a good job at sumin, her effort was outstandin but they aint helpin wit tha soreness!
lmao well the UB is locked up on me so i'se here for the head 101 lesson yall giving....
LMAO, y'all crazy! And how can you NOT know how to suck?
Chriss...lol we prolly done got banned...
"We apologize for the inconvenience, but The Urban Blogger is currently undergoing maintenance"
translation-y'all nigguhz was on here wilin so i have to cancel y'all registration!!! LMAO
lol its gon be like 13 members left!
^^ OKAY..lol
K i saw that, lol you ain't gon get banned tho cause you was fairly PG13 with yo talk, it's prolly just gon be me and Messiah getting banned i blame his ass tho....
^^ Yep u right, i was bout to get to xxx, i ahd just got back from lunch and the convo was gettin good. i was like DAYUM!!!!!!
i was jokin lmao necole prolly don't give a FUCK
lmao K i was just trying to discredit that Messiah dude, cause hell that is how i roll, i likes messing with the men online who think they got it like that.....that prolly ain't even his piece girl....
mannnnnnnnn, what's goin on today??? LOL
LMMFAO...we cause the site to shut down...oooh YALL gone be in trouble!!!
notice how i said YALL...lmao
LOL, blogger was out for a minute also!!!!
LOL, blogger was out for a minute also!!!!
^^^I thought I was the only one that notcied that!
^nah, the terrorist tryna shut our shyt down...lol i kid i kid...but yea i noticed that shyt, i was like DAYUM, blogger too...lol
ooh i didn't notice blogger..and Jay I couldn't put you on the list cause your younger than me and that is NOT kool and your like a play cousin...lol
and Chriss azz prolly like fukk it cuz her azz ain't even commented, she the one causin shyt to shut down..lol she prolly typed some LONg azz shyt and clicked submit and the error message popped up and she got mad as hell and just logged the fukk off!!!
LMAO Kali her and mandino whoops i mean Messiah was in there steaming up the screens and stuff
^ exactly! lol freaky azz
lmao its all good Bahama I know you love me though
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