Why Wednesday

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

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Why I didn't want to come in to work today?(lol like i ever do)


Why am I extremely pissed at the Lakers for just giving it up last night?


Why is that the only other thing i'm saying for the rest of the day/year about that shameful event that happened last night?


Why I feel like today is going to be a long day?

Why is this guy selling a peach mango?


Why it look exactly like a regular ol mango?


Why i bet it don't even taste like a peach?



Why i had a good ass why to say but forgot it



Why is my mind like that of an 87 yr old



Why they had these old ass women on tv talking bout they getting married one was 85, the other 87 been lovers for 50 some odd yrs



Why i was disgusted over that



Why i gotta pack and dont want to



Why they just won't hire some ppl to pack this shit



Why yall better have some good why's cause i don't....

178 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mornin!

LOL @ mango peach or peach mango..

Why do I feel like running away from work and nevr coming back?

Why do I always "Why" about work?

Why am I broke as a joke?

Why do people say that?

Why the joke gotta be broke?

Why this guy who just called here name is Bruce PeCOCK?

Why am I glad the Celtics WON last night?

Why I meant to watch the game, but I ate so much Ledo's pizza that I passed out? (ha ha!)

Anonymous said...

Why Chrissy mad that she must work instead doing her whys?

Why she frustrated as hell that she can't think of any whys?

Why she looking around her office like a mental patient trying to comw up with a good "why "?

Anonymous said...

Why did it look for a second like Bahama said "Why I had a good ass..."

Why I ain't read anything after that?

Why am I too quick to agree with anything relating Bammy and good ass?

Why must I feel like that?

Why must I chase Bahamian pussycat?

Anonymous said...

"Why they had these old ass women on tv talking bout they getting married one was 85, the other 87 been lovers for 50 some odd yrs

Why i was disgusted over that "

Why do I envision their oral sex tasting like linoment, moth balls, and Murphy's Oil Soap?

Anonymous said...

why i wanna know who this anon person is

why he starting to irritate me lol

why he need to gon and get a moniker and stop being anon

why bammy, lmao am i still shocked as all get out

Bahama said...

why i was just about to responded to anon and the phone rang?

why anon got me scurred? how the hell he know i got backs?

why anon don't know it wasn't me who said that line about good a$$?

why Chrissy i can't even think about it?

why i'm hungry as all get out?

Anonymous said...

Why is Mzpurp getting intoxicated, talking loud (HEY! HEY! HEY! YOU FINE AS SHIT BABY!), picking fights(YEAH PAUL PIERCE GOT MVP BUT YOU CAN'T WHIP MYYYYY ASS!), telling family secrets (MY UNCLE BEEN DEFRUADING THE GOVERNMENT FOR YEARS WITH FAKE SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY PAYMENTS FOR ILLEGALS!), breaking unworthy ni99as off (DAMN YOU TAKE AWAY THOSE BIG ASS TRIPLE BELLY ROLLS, THEM DUSTY STICKY DREADS, AND EVIL THOSE ROTTEN TEETH...YOU LOOK JUST LIKE DENZEL!)and then passing out?

Off pizza?!?!?!

Bahama said...

why anon can't use a "real" name instead of anon?

why anon got all the letters for Onan?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why anon is nutz

Anonymous said...

Why do I know NOW that Bammy got backs? LOL!

Why IS my moniker anonymous - eveyone else is just biting my shit?


"why i was just about to responded to anon"

Why Bahama conjugate the fuck outta some verbs in this sentence?

Anonymous said...

What does "nutz" have all the letters for utz - some cheap ass chips found in your local grocery?

Why people be getting they free salad on at the grocery store sampling (stealing) grapes, cherry tomatoes, and shit like they gonna buy something. Popping this and that in they mouth then take they theiving asses wayyyyy across the store and buy some motor oil. YOUR ASS WASN'T EVEN GOING TO BUY NO FRUITS OR VEGETABLES!

Bahama said...

WHY I CAN SEE ME AND ANON GON FIGHT?

WHY MY CAPS on?

Why anon, tell us about yourself?lol

AND LMAO
Why do I know NOW that Bammy got backs? LOL!
^^ why you don't know if i'm lie'n or telling the truth?

504 said...

why they got NB hook ups & the stories got me all horny ?

why i feel like going home, having some ALONE time & aww hell, i just might do that

why i'm just playing cause i want some of my man's meat & spending some ALONE time is gonna lessen the chances of me wanting it later

why i really need to get out this office cause i'm bored outta my mind ?

why people are scarce here ?

why people playing with my yo- yo ?

why i get the runs from eating krispy kreme but i'm always willing to take that risk ?

why subway inspired me to get some pepper-crusted turkey ?

why i gotta drive outta my way to get some subway cause my area is still damn near deserted ?

why we ain't got no burger king in my area but we got about 3 mcdonalds ?

why i'm glad lakers lost cause bammy won't talk about the rising price of gas ?

why i'mma get to more why's when i get back from lunch-a-roo ?

Anonymous said...

Why I gotta go for lunch cuz I'm a hungry ass ni99a?

A what?

A hungry ass ni99a?

A ni99a be hungry and a ni99a gotta eat!

I be's the hungriest ni99a you'll ever meet!

I'm hungy!

Hungy!

I done ate the "r"!

A ni99a be hungy!

Anonymous said...

"Why anon, tell us about yourself?lol"

[Smooth voice]

Well I'm 28. A little over 6'0". Dark skinned and I weigh about 185. I could lose a little but truthfully, I just don't have the time I like long walks on the beach and horseback riding. I truly love reading and spending nights in front of a roaring romantic fireplace. I enjoy the sounds of life and energy. To this day I go by this playground near my employment just to enjoy the kids screaming and jumping around and running. Of course they little asses don't know I'm using a cap gun...

Anonymous said...

why i get the runs from eating krispy kreme but i'm always willing to take that risk ?

^^^^^ why i am the same damn way bobble lmao but that is prolly tmi for all the other visitors here, and i have since given up krispy kreme....

504 said...

lol why i haven't had any krspy kremes in many months now but the temptation is killing me !!

Bahama said...

Of course they little asses don't know I'm using a cap gun...
^^^

LMAO!! why does this site attract crazy ppl?

why i'm actually doing some work today?

why i'm having wendy's for lunch but i don't really want it?

why 504 wanna bring up krisoy kreme knowing damn well i can't get none?

Fed ex?

Bahama said...

*krsipy

Anonymous said...

Hello

Why do I read your blog but never get to join in on the why Wednesdays?

Why is it that now that I have the time, I don't have any whys?

"To this day I go by this playground near my employment just to enjoy the kids screaming and jumping around and running. Of course they little asses don't know I'm using a cap gun..."

Why does this have laughing uncontrollably??

Why do I want some Mediterranean but they charge too much...

Why am I tired of eating tuna sandwiches for lunch?

Anonymous said...

Why I don't like this Anon guy already!?..LOL!

Why I watched Semi-Pro last night?

Why I thought that movie was funny as sh*t?

Why do I luv his song "Love Me Sexy"?

Why I just went to myxer.com and downloaded it to my Crackberry?

Why I'm gon be real greedy today and get a steak burrito from Chipotle, even tho I brought my lunch?

Why me and my boo gotta dinner & a movie date tonight and I can't wait!?

Why I'm goin to see The Happening movie?

Did anybody go see it? Is it good?

Anonymous said...

why anon is a mofo fool lmmfao

Bahama said...

Why Monty (can i call you that?i give nicknames) we give you a big ditzy braod welcome.

Why i wanna try this Chipotle you guys keep talking bout?(are they that good?)

Why if i had money i'd bring a Krispy Kreme, Chic-fil-a, Golden Corral and Hooters here? (we had a hooters but just like bahamian men they wanna look but don't wanna spend..lmmfao)

Why i kinda wanted to be a hooters girl once upon a time?

Anonymous said...

why hooter girls are undercover ho's bammy, lmao you too good fa that, stay a good girl

Bahama said...

Why I forgot Steak n' Shake and Checkers?(how could I forget those two?)

Why i don't think Steak and Shake would do that well over here though? (i'd keep them in business tho)

Bahama said...

LOL

why that's true Chrissy?

why i have an acquaintance who is a hooter's girl and she does have ho tendancies

Bahama said...

LOL

why that's true Chrissy?

why i have an acquaintance who is a hooter's girl and she does have ho tendancies

Anonymous said...

why steak and shake is nasty as all get out bammy lmao

Anonymous said...

Why Thank You for the welcome!

Why you can call me Monnie (Monty sounds masculine)

Why were my friends telling me about Chipotle the other day?

Why don't we have one in our area?

Why am I about to get some chipotle chicken from KFC?


"Why if i had money i'd bring a Krispy Kreme, Chic-fil-a, Golden Corral and Hooters here?"

Why is that good entrepreneurship opportunity?

Bahama said...

WHAT!!Chrissy!

why i love me some steak n shake!! them chicken strips me off the chaiin and them steak sammies too!

why monty does sound kinda manly?

why this dude annoy'n the hell outta me while i'm eating?just stare'n

why he don't know stare'n aint kool?

Kaliente said...

OKAT first off LMMFAO at all of y'all asses!!!!
ANON...da hell??? lol u funny
"[Smooth voice]

Well I'm 28. A little over 6'0"."
LMMFAO @ smooth voice, u ill man! LOL

MZ purp, yea he fukkin wit u hard!

welcome Monetallday!!!

504-yo ass is nasty for sharing that shyt..lol

WHY THAT SHYT MADE ME THINK OF THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO 2girls1cup....it is nasty as FUKK!!!!

Hugo Newman said...

Why do I think MANY people thought of Post It notes WAY before they were invented – they just ain’t have shit to jot it down on?

Why don’t they diagnose severely snotty sick babies with boogie fever?

I know this sounds paranoid but why is that fucking P at the beginning of psycho always so damned silent? You plotting on me boy?

Bahama said...

Why i can't stop laughing?

Why I wanna know who Anon and Hugo are?

Why everytime i get hugo confused with huey?

Why if i respond to hugo i gotta look at his name to make sure i'm saying the right name?

Why i got this BOMB a$$ tea called peach perfection?

Why it taste so good?lol

Anonymous said...

why i sent this ho to get me a baked potato for lunch and her ass KNOW i hate wendy's baked potatos with the fake cheese ughhhhhh

why i don't care tho cause today was her day to treat so i ain't loose no money

why yall wild as hell today

why that psycho shit killing me right now lmmfao

why bammy and my hubby the only fools who gon eat stake and shake out of bidness

Anonymous said...

Why I'm out for lunch, but I will be back!?

LMAO @ Bahama's friend having ho tendacies...

LMAO @ boogie fever!!!

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why i spelled stake wrong as hell.....

Anonymous said...

why imma eloborate on snotty boogie nose kids

why when you out and about them be the main kids that wanna come up to you and touch you

why that disgusts me and if a snot nosed kid is cute, i ain't gon see it cause all imma be thiking is the kid has slime coming out it's nose and it need to see a doctor asap

why my boss on the phone loud as hell telling somebody they need to shutup and listen for a second.....

Bahama said...

why i want a topic to why on?

Lil wayne and t-pains best of both worlds album

Why them ignoramuses coming out with a album?

Why they reverse'n the roles?

Why lil wayne say he want people to respect his signing?

Why i think he needs to lay off the syrup?

Why i can see it now, lil wayne gone be higher than a airplane talking about going to mars and t-pain gone be talking bout pin'in down all the martian women?

Why i think they should do a song called Mars, that'd be hott!!

Why you prolly would have to wear a gas mask in the studio when they are recording?

Why I can see wayne tying to kiss t-pain after a couple sessions? HA!

Why i wanna know how t-pain sound without that vocorder box thing?

Anonymous said...

Why lil wayne say he want people to respect his signing?
^^^^^ why he need to stop lmmfao

Anonymous said...

why everytime i come here i see at least 10 posts on food

why cant i wake up past 11am with my lazy unemployed ass

why was kevin garnett crying so hard snot was coming out his nose

why was i laffing at kobe till snot was coming out my nose

Bahama said...

why Notchess bout to make me cyber slap her?? LMAO

Notch said...

why you hating on the love baby b?..lol

why kobe gonna probably want to get traded and blame everyone else but himself for losing?

why his dress his kids like its Easter sunday everyday?

why his wife got all them clothes and still look like an immigrant hooker?

Anonymous said...

why mel b got a diss record coming out called beverly hills cock

why i laughed so hard snot came out my mofo nose

why she even doing that shit lmmfao

why eddie need to gon and bring his ass out of music retirement and make a diss record bout her

why i wanna hear young buck crying but all the outlets i done went too, i am firewalled from it

why i bet that shit funny as hell tho

why 50 wrong fa that tho

why both of em some grown ass men and don't need to be crying, or releasing tapes of each other crying that's just ho shit right there

Anonymous said...

why his wife got all them clothes and still look like an immigrant hooker?
^^^^^omg why her ass do look like that notch

why i am like damn she stay looking trashy, but why?

why kobe gon take his frustration of losing out on vanessa's asshole

why i am soooooooooooooooo wrong fa that lmmfao

why bammy gon cyber slap me for saying that

Bahama said...

why notch trying to kill me? LMAO

Why i don't kobe gone ask to be traded?

why i'm not gone say nothing bad bout his wife? (i'm trying to be good)lol

why i everytime I see sam cassell i laugh and get scared at the same time?

Bahama said...

why kobe gon take his frustration of losing out on vanessa's asshole

why i am soooooooooooooooo wrong fa that lmmfao

^^*gasp* why is that ish so damn nasty to me?

why do you wanna stick ya thing a ling in someone's hole? i don't think it was meant for that.

why i just thought about that episode on Family Guy where Lois wants to be a model and she has an agent with a hole in her throat (from smoking) and Quagmire is like you ever stuck anything else in that?LMAO

why guys will slang they thingalings in anything?

Notch said...

Why as much as i love 50 cent i was mad as hell at him for having Young buck on taping crying his eyes out?

Why did i replay the tears over and over again because it is so damn funny to me?

Why is Vanessa Lane gonna be crying like Young Buck after Kobe beat her ass and blame her for him losing the championship..."Bitch didnt i tell you to stop coming to all my damn games dressed like a mexican tranny..you made me lose!"

Anonymous said...

why hugo and anon ain't here

why i think they one in the same

why i need em to get back here and trip the hell out

why bobble slacking on her why's

why K slacking on her's too

why lacy d ass ain't been throo in a month of sunday's

why that country ass saying confused me as a child

wny my momma used to tell me she was gon slap my eye teeth out

why i still have no damn clue where eye teeth are located

why i think momma ass ain't know either she just said it cause it's a country ass threat that has been passed down from generation to generation...lmao

why i never tell my kids that tho

why i tell em imma just knock they damn teeth down they throat if they decide to get fresh with me

why on maury lmmfao a 15 yr old girl blacked her momma eye

why all i could do was laugh and say i wish a child of mine would

why they be going on maury with them bad ass kids telling the world they getting they ass beat by they offspring.....

Kaliente said...

^^LMAO, man that ho needs to move on like MYA!

why am i so sleepy

why i don't feel like doing my hair:(

why i forgot to tell y'all i dyed my hair blond...and blonds do have more fun cuz i've been partyin like a rockstar..LMAO

why i know y'all gone have to understand my story about me getting so drunk and having to get put in a cold shower

why i cannot wait until friday

why does a friend of mine wanna kidnap me friday BUt i am going to the club

why i don't even wanna tell him cuz i know he gone get mad and try to pick a fight

why we both have attitude problems so we ALWAYS clash

why i actually love that nigguh and vice versa but we NEVER got together

why i have known him since i was like 10

why we bothe have kids now and we both are single

why it don't even matter because he is the DBOY type

why do i always end up talkin to dudes with dreads or golds

why??? because that's all that's in my fukkin city..LMAO

man why i better have fun friday night or i'm gonna be mad

Anonymous said...

why bammy gave me the thought to why bout family guy

why they so damn mean to meg

why brian my fav character

why he got a thang for lois

why peter ole dumb ass can't see that shit

why quagmire nasty as hell

why that ole perverted man is too

why brian and stewie be doing shit they ass ain't got no bidness doing like going to the army and shit lmmfao

why brian done been everything from a drug dog to a porno director

why his dumb ass girlfriend kill me

why i am done why'ing bout famil guy

Bahama said...

why people wear them crazy color contacts?FOOL! yo eyes ain't purple!

why everytime I hear a Lupe song dirty thoughts run through my mind?

why i wish he was taller though?

why it don't matter cuz i'm never gone meet him anyway?

why i feel like playing scrabble all of sudden?

why i always lose though cuz i don't know that many big words..lmao

Kaliente said...

OH why we BUSY as hell which is the reason i can't WHy liek i wanna

"why do you wanna stick ya thing a ling in someone's hole? i don't think it was meant for that"

BAHAMA, why u gone try that shyt 1 day...

why i can elaborate but i won't because y'all are going to think i am such a freak

Bahama said...

LMAO!! chrissy

why that guy i'm "seeing" got a friend that sound EXACTLY like Quagmire? i be asking him all the them to say giggty giggty and alllll rigght..

Why i swear they be using his voice to do the show?

Why he even kinda look like him cept fot the fact that he is black.

Bahama said...

why do you wanna stick ya thing a ling in someone's hole? i don't think it was meant for that"

BAHAMA, why u gone try that shyt 1 day...

^^why it has been somewhat tried...and HELLLLLLL NAW, not for me..that's what gay guys do..and last time i checked i was not a gay man so why the devil you wanna do that to me..NO sir-ree..

Anonymous said...

why do i always end up talkin to dudes with dreads or golds

^^^^why mine is golds and clean ass fades K

why imma why bout our mutual love for thugs and bad boys and ghetto ass negros

why i love the black and mild weed smell tho

why a caprice classic with 24's on it turn me on

why if it got a fly ass paint job the nigga driving it could get it

why the mo' gold the betta...

why them thug dudes NEVER have no where to stay they either living with they momma or they baby momma lmao

why they occupation is never legal they either slang'n or fake ass rappers, me personally i need a man with realistic dreams so i would rather have a dope boy than a fake ass rapper with no contract

why they always call women shawty, or miss lady, or lil mama....

why the miss lady kill me the most lmao

why the ghetto ones stay fresh to death from head to damn me toe and i love it.....

why i married a ole ghetto ass project raised ass nucca and no matter what i say or do, he still ghetto...lmao

Bahama said...

but you go head and do you Kali..i'm just sayin i'll pass

Notch said...

why u holding back from the stories K...lol

Anonymous said...

why yall some freaks lmao k and bammy and bammy talking bout almost lmao

why since i was in the 10th grade and that girl told me that story of her friend shitting after anal i have never wanted to try it, ever....

why i wonder if all gay men have hemmroids

why i bet 9 out of 10 do

Bahama said...

LMAO!!

why i don't really like the "hood type"

why they like me though?

why i can't see me kissing nobody with gold in their mouth?

Why i do like dreads though?

Why i get the feeling bobble sleeping?

Notch said...

why did some girl IM on yahoo asking me my personal business?

why was i talking to her until i realized i had no clue who the fuck i was talking to?

why did i still continue to answer her questions

why do i think that i need a hobby because there is no reason for me to talk to random bitches online

Bahama said...

LMMFAO @ notch

why i can't even say nothing to that?

Anonymous said...

why i miss our IM's notch

why we stayed clowning our men

why mine still a fool

why we also talked about sex all the time

why i want some sex NOW

why imma rape me a mutha tonight

why i wanna know if a female ever rapped a male

why i doubt it unless that man was gay cause all men are easy

Kaliente said...

LMAO, why i have done it a few times and i like it...BUT that's some shyt u gotta be in the mood for...i disn't suspect a thing because i was the one who wanted to do it..LOL

why y'al gotta try letting him stick his finger in it while he hittin it frum the back...LMAO

why i'm mad y'all done made me reveal my freakiness???

Chriss, why i feel ya

but Why dudes in DOnks n shyt never impressed me

maybe it's cuz i know they azz got bout 50-11 hoz on standby

Bahama said...

why i'm listen'n to Common?

why i love him?

why i hate chrissy's job for taking her yahoo im?

why my roomate is back and so is the smokey smelling office?

why i wanna get a can of febreze and keep in the office?

why it's so damn hot over here?

why i'm thinking bout cutting my hair short?

why my cousin cut her's?

why now her forehead look bigger than a 2yr. old?

LMAO she got a big forehead

Anonymous said...

lmmfao why K verified what i thought her lil young ass a freak too....

why i feel old and washed up talking to yall lil young freaky asses

why i could be married for the next 50 yrs and ain't shit going in my ass unless medically necessary and nothing is coming out of it but waste

why hubby be tryna to trick me telling me that if i let him eff me in the ass i will get a bubble butt

why i am like bytch i ain't 16 i ain't falling fa that shit, my ass is big nuff as it is fool

why a man can lick my butthole all day long but that's bout it.....

why yall prolly like ewwwwwwwwww nasty heifer

why i still say 9 out of 10 gay men have a sever case of hemrroids

Notch said...

why K got me laffing so hard...lol

why one time this dude stuck his finger in my butt when he was hitting it from the back and i knocked him in the balls

why you can only get ur dick in my butt when im drunk

why cant i remember that you putt ur dick in my butt till i wake up in the morning and feel mad open in the back...lol

why i miss our Im's too Chrissy..

why i dont think i told u im single and ready to mingle!

why i dont think i told u that nigga kicked me out..lol..my momma told me to never move in with a man

why did i bleach his clothes and took the shower head i bought when i left..lol

Anonymous said...

notch why our last phone convo you told me he threw you out and i was like no that bytch didn't....

why you didn't tell me you bleached the clothes tho lmao

why i wanna know who got the tv?

why i also wanna know if there is another scallywag in the apt with him now

why it don't matter that he threw you out cause you's a pimp anyway and had mo' niggas than donald trump have figgas

why i just made that pimp line up

lmao

Kaliente said...

^LOL @ Notch...u bleached his shyt??? LOL
Dayum that was so gangsta...LOL

mama always know best tho....oooh ooh yes!

Chriss-azz lickin ain't bad..haha hmmmmm i like having my salad tossed...LMMFAO I'm sorry i think it's the hor-nay-ness talkin

504 said...

why i know i told ya'll b4 but i have a real life LAMAR from revenge of the nerds who's quite possibly living next door ?

why i'm telling ya'll again b/c i went home for lunch & saw that nigga outside ?

why that nigga got some sexy ass legs but prolly is wearing a tampon as we speak ?

why nigga prolly complain about cramps ?

why i find this funny & confusing at the same time but why when birds of different sizes be eating together & you see the big birds over powering the little birds but when the ig birds be flying around the little birds nest, the little birds be sky punkin gthe big birds ? what happened to them balls n skrenf when you was hungry ?

why was that sooo random ?

why i got some why's about family guy ?

why i ask my b/f last night why they so mean to meg ?

why i was watching the episode when Lois was a model & never saw it b4 last night ?

why i thought i saw every episode aired to date ?

why is stewie my fav ?

why my b/f loves saying "oh that's just my package" ?

why is the peanut butter jelly time song my ring tone ?

why i don't care that ya'll now know that i'm addicted to family guy ?

Bahama said...

why is the peanut butter jelly time song my ring tone ?

^^why that song came out when i was school?

why i can do the dance?

Notch said...

lol..why am i laffing at your pimp line

why was the tv the first thing i took out the damn apt

why i ripped the cable cord out so that nigga cant watch no more tv unless his broke ass get a new one

why im getting more dick now single than when i was in a relationship

Anonymous said...

"why i love the black and mild weed smell tho"
^^They should make an air freshener outta the two..LOL!

"why y'al gotta try letting him stick his finger in it while he hittin it frum the back...LMAO"
^^^Why is this the best EVA...esp when you on top too and he grabbing ass!...

Why I'm so full I can't see straight?

Why ya'll went crazy with the wy's while I was gone? Got my LOL at my desk...and the people walkin by thinkin I'm crazy..

Why I am crazy tho?

Why I don't want to see The Happening anymore but my boo does, so I have to see it :(..

Why he shut me down real quick when I asked him what else did he want to see?

Why he just gave me some $$ so I have to be nice?

Why he was mad cause the pizza knocked me out and he didn't ger to?

Anonymous said...

why notch gangsta boo' n shit snatching chords and taking tvs

why i remember you said that the tv was the 1st thing leaving when yall broke up

why i can so see ya ass snatching chords and toting big ass projection flat scrren tv's down 8 flights of stairs

why imma ask bobble and bammy if they remember that episode of family guy when lois and meg went on a spring break trip, and lois was acting like an ole drunk ass frat girl lmmfao

or that episode when meg was stalking brian ass after he took her to that dance

why that cartoon is too damn funny for it's own good

Hugo Newman said...

Why did my blind uncle think he grew 3 feet overnight after I cut his cane in half while he was sleep?

Why when the punk ass boy told my son “stick and stones my break my bones but names will never hurt me”, my son carved the boy’s name on a brick then busted him upside the head with it?

Why don’t they just make edible EBT cards? I’ll trade you my steak dinner flavored card for your teriyaki chicken!

Anonymous said...

Why when the punk ass boy told my son “stick and stones my break my bones but names will never hurt me”, my son carved the boy’s name on a brick then busted him upside the head with it?

^^^^^^ why in the hell are you not on tv somewhere???

Hugo Newman said...

Why is my girl riding me facing away from me so I can see her round ass while a bigbootyhoes porno playing all good until I'm about to come and she stroke my balls and get her ass slung orgasmically into her great grandma's 150 yr old slave hand me down dresser?


Why she rise back up after she gain consciousness and point two fingers at me talking about "Until you do right by me - everything you do gone go wrong!"?

Why everything okay after I lick, nibble, and suck her clit until she forget her bruised forehead?

Anonymous said...

why is that shit even neccessary hugo lmao

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ notch & Lamar wearing a tampon! HA HA HA!

& forget his no tv having a**!..LOL!

Why I wanna "why" all day and not do any work?

Why I've been fakin like I've been doing work for the past week or so?

Why I just want to get paid to read everybody's blog?

Why I want some from the back right now?

Why does my desk look like a rainforest with all these plants?

Why Hugo son bad as sh*t?...LOL!

Why Hugo son get it from him, cause he cut his uncle cane in half?

Anonymous said...

Why did I come back and there's like 50-11 comments?

Why do ya'll have me laughing out loud like a fool?

"why my cousin cut her's?

why now her forehead look bigger than a 2yr. old?"

^^^ why is your cousin Rhianna ?


"why hubby be tryna to trick me telling me that if i let him eff me in the ass i will get a bubble butt "

^^Why did I hear the same thing when I was younger?

Why didn't I fall for the okey doke

Why is family guy one of the greatest tv shows

Why if I meet a real life quagmire and molester old dude I would be grossed out

Why are they so funny on the tv

Why am I jamming to the playlist on the site

Anonymous said...

LMAO! @ Hugo...

I agree Chrissy...that was too much...

Anonymous said...

why mzP drunk and talking bout she want it from the back

why i bet she gon get it from the back when she get off and meet up with her boo, and instead of seeing a movie they ass gon make one

why we been talking bout sex for like the last 2 days and i am a lil annoyed by it cause i am still holding out and i haven't had sex in 2 weeks seems longer tho....

Bahama said...

Why did my blind uncle think he grew 3 feet overnight after I cut his cane in half while he was sleep?
^^^

why i can't breathe? LMMFAO

^^^ why is your cousin Rhianna ?
^^why she wish see is?

Why am I jamming to the playlist on the site

^^ why am i listen'n to it too?

why i just added like 20 new songs this morning?

Anonymous said...

Why my friend clown her bf for having small intestines?

Why I saw the family guy episode when Stewie first saw 2gurls1cup?

Why he made me want to see what was all the hype about?

Why do those gurls like that shit?

Why do they like to eat sh*t and vomit?

Why do people like watching that shit?

Why my boo brother got OCD, and when I pulled up the other day, he was cutting the grass with some BIG ass scissors?

Why they call the cat "Cat"?

Why when I saw "Hi Cat" she meows like she kno thats her name?

Why the put the cat in the freezer b4?

Why I want a cat and a puppy so they can grow up like the movie "Milo & Otis"?

Hugo Newman said...

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why did someone write a stupid song about his cracked up, corny, careless ass?

Why do parsley farmers never get their wages garnished?

Why is day without sunshine like…. night?

Why no matter how many times Chrissy types LMAO, it’s still there: big and juicy as ever?

Anonymous said...

why these firewalls irk me cause i can't even see the playlist on my own blog let alone hear it lmao

504 said...

why i remember lois & meg going to spring break ?

why was lois such a whore ?

why she did KISS ?

why she have me cracking up with all the sexual things she talks about ?

why that episode with the old man day dreaming about him & chris as audrey & suddenly seymour...that shit had me dying !

Anonymous said...

^ why is your cousin Rhianna ?
^^why she wish see is?
^^^LOL! Why was I talking about her forehead

Why did Hugo have me howling

why do I know that he can't be for real

Why is "until you do right by me" everybody's favorite part if the movie

Hugo Newman said...

"Why my boo brother got OCD, and when I pulled up the other day, he was cutting the grass with some BIG ass scissors?"

Why do I need a mid afternoon drink offa that? Thinking about how his OCD makes him trim each blade perfectly with them big ass clown scissors?

I need a dranky drank to deal with this chick! LOL!

Bahama said...

WHY i'm LMMFAO??

why i can't even type nothing?

Anonymous said...

why MzP talking bout ppl eating shit and vomit????

why her last why rant had me rolling a damn cat in the freezer

why hugo think my ass big and juicy like he seent it before, or touched it...

why if i knew him i might let him

lmaobiso=laughing my ass off but it's still on

Bahama said...

why i'm listening to the reggae part of the playlist?

why i'm dutty whine'n like i'm at the club?

why i'm only dancing cause my roomy ain't in here?shoot he's lucky i might start signing.

Anonymous said...

why that episode with the old man day dreaming about him & chris as audrey & suddenly seymour...that shit had me dying !

^^^^^why that fool had a blonde wig on lmmfao

why that episode disturbs me

why i love that kiss saves x-mas shit lmao

why lois is a bonafied ho but peter don't get it

why that episode when she married quagmire was funny than a mutha as well

why i get the feeling me and bobble could go on and on bout family guy till the cows come home

Hugo Newman said...

Why Chrissy Snow sounding like the big booty candy lady tempting me?

Why she ain't figure out that we keep changing our mind and asking for those OTHER Now n Later, no....those OTHER astropops...NO! those OTHER squareshooters on the bottom shelf behind you! so we can get a good view of her ass?

Hugo Newman said...
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Anonymous said...

Why is that Andre on that new john legend song

why is he so sexy / strange

Why does he make the song bumpin'

Why can he really get?

Anonymous said...

@ Chrissy..LOL!

Why Chrissy holdin out from her thuggy hubby?

Why I had the best White Grape Martini yesterday on my lunch break?

Why this dude just came in to check his mailbox and he smell like he had a couple drinks on his break, or maybe just some strong pepomints?

Why my boo sports a bald head but I don't like it?

Why I luv the smell of his electro shave?...LOL!

Jay Midnyte said...

Why yall some freak chicken mcnasties!

Why i'ma try that shit like, boo my older ones told me they loved it and it gave them a bubble butt...

Why i'ma leave if my finger come out crusty inside the nails...

Why ima switch the crusty subject to family guy?

Why stewie beat the shit outta brian and burned that nigga with a flamethrower for his money?

Why stewie growin up to be a homo with all his tendencies?

Hugo Newman said...

Why did I already use up all my sick days so I called in dead last Friday?

Why when Bammy is driving – anyone going slower than her is stupid as hell – and anyone going faster than her is crazy as hell?

Why when I’m sitting down riding the bus, I keep my eyes closed tightly because I’ve always hated to see all those elderly women having to stand up!

504 said...

why i feel like going to a yt club & dance off nothing but house music ?

why i love house music ?

why i love dancehall ?

why i love old skool ?

why bobble gonna embrace this thing we call old skool really soon ?

why i'm just typing shit with no reasons ?

why i'm listening to house music on my phone's walkman ?

why i feel like dancing to the breaka breaka dawn ?

why i bought some hookah dresses cause i was sooo under dressed when i went out with the b/f couple saturdays ago ?

why i bought a corset/bustier so i can rock when i go out again ?

why i wanna have them hos like "i wanna be like her when i grow up" ?

why people sleeping on justin timberlake ?

why i'm saying that cause i love his music ?

why i gotta think of sommore why's ?

Bahama said...

why as much as i love Family Guy, i'd rather watch Boondocks?

why i think they should do a special episode with both cartoons?

why i think Riley and Stewie would be best friends?

why i can see uncle rukus giving clevland evil side eyes for being the only black man round all the white folk?

why i can also see brian trying to get huey to drink?

Anonymous said...

Why when I’m sitting down riding the bus, I keep my eyes closed tightly because I’ve always hated to see all those elderly women having to stand up!

^^Why do I really believe this

why do you need to do standup

504 said...

Why did I already use up all my sick days so I called in dead last Friday?

^^^
why somebody needs to pull the plug on your computer ? lmao

Bahama said...

Why when Bammy is driving – anyone going slower than her is stupid as hell – and anyone going faster than her is crazy as hell?
^^^

why and how did i get in this?

why is that true though?

504 said...

why b/f gonna have to get skraight in the shower when he comes over cause all this sex talk going on I GOT TO GET THE DRAWS DAWG !

why i ain't get none since sunday ?

why it was good though ?

why its gonna be on like caramel popcorn !?

Anonymous said...

why i am happy to see J is here

why that episode when stewie beat the shit outta brian be having my kids dying lmmfao stewie talking bout where's my money....

why stewie will most def be gay cause he was too damn comfortable dressed like a girl when they ran to texas

why imma ask all the family guy fans have yall seen that one where chris is liking a girl, and he gets setup on the net to date another girl, and while he out @ the restaurant with the other girl, stewie show up dressed as a girl for the blind date and once he see chris he turn his lil happy ass back round real quick and leave....

why hugo a damn fool and got an ass fetish

why bald heads ain't sessay to me but i have always wanted a bald head in between my thighs

Anonymous said...

why i can see uncle rukus giving clevland evil side eyes for being the only black man round all the white folk?
^^^LOL. Why won't he be jealous as hell

Why was I singing the granddad dis song yesterday

why is the story of gangstalicious one of the funniest ever

Why does it seems like I watch so much tv

why am I mad at Gym class heros for sampling this song...

why did i hate the song when it first came out (the original)

why am i addicted to Psyche

Bahama said...

why imma ask all the family guy fans have yall seen that one where chris is liking a girl, and he gets setup on the net to date another girl, and while he out @ the restaurant with the other girl, stewie show up dressed as a girl for the blind date and once he see chris he turn his lil happy ass back round real quick and leave....

^^^why i haven't seen that one??

Anonymous said...

"Why did I already use up all my sick days so I called in dead last Friday?" Why is this the funniest WhY I've read all day?

Why I haven't heard anybody say "bumpin" in a minute?

Why I miss the old days?

Why I was too young to do anything anyway?

Why do I just luv the little voice on Mr. Carter?

Why I wanna go out and party w 504? I got some freakum dresses too!

Why my sister boyfriend think she cheating cuz she changed her hair and started goin to the gym?

Why she over 40?

Why I call her Sexci White last weekend cuz she had on a sexxy white halter top and white pants?

Why a bug flew down her shirt, and she wasn't so sexxy then?...LMAO!

Anonymous said...

why bobble ann right its old school time

why her ass stay stuck in 1993

why she be saying shit like "it's on like caramel popcorn"

why yall don't know it, but her ass is serious when she say that shit

why her kids gon grow up saying slang from 1993 in the yr 2033

why her kids will not be allowed to listen to any kinda music less it's after 7 or silk

why that shit is funny as hell to me lmao

why all they can watch on tv is goodtimes and family guy

why i love clowning bobble bout her 1993 era and her love for it

why she prolly love the vh1 special "i love the 90's" better than the 70's or 80's one

why i take that back she like em all

Bahama said...

why i just realize that seven of the songs aint playing?

Why PSLL aon't been through yet?

Why i'm listen'n to Lupe and here come the dirty thoughts! lol

Anonymous said...

why do I say all of the old sayings like and older aunt trying to stay hip? lol

Why am i trying to bring Cold Blooded back?

why do I find the name Tito so funny?
why is this especially for the ones who last name is jackson

Why am i so sleepy

Anonymous said...

"why bald heads ain't sessay to me but i have always wanted a bald head in between my thighs"...LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Why Travis from GCH is the sexxiest tattoo covered, piercing havin black dude eva!

Why everytime I hear "Today was a Good Day" by Ice Cube I wanna dance how they did in those old ass videos?

Why did the blimp say that Ice Cube's a pimp?

Why I want to help Monet bring Cold Blooded back?...LMAO!

Why is "Late" by Kanye my fav song?

Why I just like the little voice on the song?

Why I wish I had a little munchkin in my pocket to sing to me?

Anonymous said...

Why am i trying to bring Cold Blooded back?
^^^^ lmmfao why i died offa that shit

why hubby tryna to bring back 1972 slang

why he be saying shit like "i can't call it and "bet" during phone convo's

why i hate that shit cause he too old for it

why my daughter is embaressed by her wanna be young daddy who stuck in the 70's

why i just answered a call and the dude said i sound like a phone sex operator

why he been tryna to get @ me for the last 2 yrs

why he sickens me

why imma tell pookie and nem to beat him like stewie beat brian ass....

504 said...

why i love i love the 80's better & i downloaded the game on my old phone ?

why i gotta find lupe so i can hook him & my baby sis bammy up for some hot half on a baby lovin ?

why i be acting all freaky when i go out with my b/f like we just met & we're gonna get booty that night ?

why we always do unless his ass be too drunk & passes out or i'm on the cycle (usually lol) ?

why i'm listening to that song "show me love" by robin s ?

why i'm jamming like it's 1995 ?

why i now wanna go out this weekend ?

why they better deliver my damn clothes ?

why i was looking for some hoochie momma shorts that almost shows your cheeks but i couldn't find anything smaller than a 7 ?

why it sometimes suck to be a size 3 ?

why i rather be a size 3 cause anything bigger will have me looking lika a mexican ?

why i'm wrong for that ?

why they be looking like some linebackers ?

why they loook like they punk their men ?

why i need to stop ?

why am i cracking up ?

Hugo Newman said...

Why don’t they have a treatment for people addicted to counseling?

Why don’t someone invent dog nut flavored dog food since they love the taste?

If we are here to help others, why the hell are others here?

Why when I took a picture of some cheese, it smiled and said “People!”

Why don’t people drive with their lights OFF during evening funerals?

Hugo Newman said...

Why did I just place an order for Anti-rogaine and some plutonium so I can be bald and slurp some World Famous Chrissy Coochie Juice!

Bahama said...

Why Travis from GCH is the sexxiest tattoo covered, piercing havin black dude eva!
^^
why i agree with you?

why i gotta find lupe so i can hook him & my baby sis bammy up for some hot half on a baby lovin ?
^^
why i agree with you too!! lmao

Hugo Newman said...

Why does 504 being size 3 seem so...unreal?

Why do it think it's her size 12 ass that's throwing me off?

Anonymous said...

that's it hugo killed me lmmfao

Hugo Newman said...

Why is it still there - not going nowhere?

Anonymous said...

OMG @ Hugo!!! "Why when I took a picture of some cheese, it smiled and said “People!”<---Why I had to readthis twice b4 I got it?..LMAO!

LOL @ the mexican linebackers...they always dressed up tho!..HA HA!

Why am I obsessed with sweaty David Banner?

Why my earring just fell off the thing that goes in ur ear?

Why I fix it and its back like it neva went?

Why my boo say "here" after everything?

Why do I luv him so much?

Why I would molest the sh*T outta Chris Brown if he sung "Take you Down" to me?

504 said...

why i wanna bring back "young blood" & "funky fresh" & "cool breeze" ?

Hugo Newman said...

If that REALLY killed Chrissy, why the gotta make a custom casket with the ass out and a tittie dome so she won't be squooshed?

Why would Hugo fall up in the place to be acting a fool like I'm all distraught and falling out like Martin's momma and sliding under the casket so I can palm that embalmy ass just one mo' again!

Anonymous said...

Hugo Newman said...
Why is it still there - not going nowhere?
^^^^^ why imma say shut up....lol

why bobble think young blood ever left i question the funky fresh and cool breeze tho

why mz P need to know david banner has been mine from day one

why i will fight over david banner sessay greasy sweaty black ass

504 said...

Hugo Newman said...
Why does 504 being size 3 seem so...unreal?

Why do it think it's her size 12 ass that's throwing me off?

^^^^
why you're just throwed off plain n simple ?

Hugo Newman said...

"why you're just throwed off plain n simple "

Why you right?

Hugo Newman said...

"why you're just throwed off plain n simple "

Why you right?

Hugo Newman said...

"why you're just throwed off plain n simple "

Why you right?

Anonymous said...

why hugo feel the need to pick on me

why his ass obsession done rolled over into the other realm

why can't black ppl be sensible @ funerals, i have yet to go to one where it was normal

why @ my cousin's daddy funeral, lmao gawd gon stike me down but i gotta tell it, why her ass kept crying talking bout DADDY DADDY DADDY!!!! all loud and shit

why i sat next to my momma during the funeral and she gon lean over and whisper to me "know damn well her ass faking, she ain't even know that nigga was her daddy till bout 5 yrs ago...."

why i had to play like i was crying to stop the laughter from coming out

why i never sit next to my momma no more @ funerals or weddings

Hugo Newman said...

Why is Hugo ascared to go down on Khia cuz it look like some Alien STD will protrude out drooling and shit then open its mouth and another smaller one will come out hissing and drooling and so on and so on?

Bahama said...

LMAO

why I done listen to mr. carter like 4 times already?

why i'm kinda bored?

why anon ain't been back?

why i wanna go have a cosmo, like right now?

why my momma think i'm an al-key?

why she she just bought right?

Bahama said...

why i sat next to my momma during the funeral and she gon lean over and whisper to me "know damn well her ass faking, she ain't even know that nigga was her daddy till bout 5 yrs ago...."


Why is Hugo ascared to go down on Khia cuz it look like some Alien STD will protrude out drooling and shit then open its mouth and another smaller one will come out hissing and drooling and so on and so on?

^^^ now see?

why are tears clouding my eyes?

**dead**

504 said...

why i'm outta whys ?

wait, why i just found out they have a FRIDAY cartoon show ?

why i was cracking up at that shit ?

Anonymous said...

why if i was a size 3 bobble i would look like a crackhead

why that shit funny as hell to me

why that khia STD shit is scurring me

why if i get one mo person asking me for a fucking post it pad imma beat they ass

Anonymous said...

Why Chrissy remind me of the time I went to a friend's wedding. it was going so well and everything and everybody looked so pretty...

Why did the dude singing "For You" mess the song up so bad that it was like an American Idol try out

Why was I laughing so hard that I was crying and almost pissed myself...

Why did I have everyone else laughing too

why did I have to leave out because I was getting to loud...

Hugo Newman said...

Why black people be acting like they done lost they mind at the funeral but just minutes later, be all calm and laughing over some good homecooked food?

Why don't they drop some of my auntie's thanksgiving treats in Iraq and clam some shit down?

"I'm gonna kill you Khalil you towel/scarf wearing..."

"I'm gonna kill YOU you American capitalist devil..."

BAM!

Khalil: Is that the yams of candy with the collard greens? Peace allahu akbar, please pass me a piece of spiral sliced Honeybaked ham and cranberry sauce!

30 minutes later:

Khalil: Dog, I'm fuller than a muthafucka up in this bytch. Sadie know she cook her ass off! But let's go inside! This desert is hot as shit! 'sides, I got some sweet peach tea chillin in the fridge. So what's your dominoe game looking like homie?

Anonymous said...

why hugo need to stop, lmao

why i am DYING offa monetallday and the damn wedding story

why i wanna know if he kept on singing after you laughed @ his ass

why i bet he still ruin weddings all over the world thinking he can sing and can't

Anonymous said...

Why do I want to buy N.E.R.D.'s song only because of that song "ALL THE GURLS STANDING IN THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM"?

Why I only like that part of the song?

Why I want to meet chrissy's mommy?

Why she sound like how my aunts be acting?

Why I'm on Urban Blogger and listening to Khia go off on this DJ?

Why she need to go sit down some where and get a real job?

Why she mad cuz they don't play her music?

Why I'm mad cuz she still holding on to her career that neva really jump off?

Bahama said...

Why do I want to buy N.E.R.D.'s song only because of that song "ALL THE GURLS STANDING IN THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM"?
^^

Why is the cd hottness??

why when i tell people that they think i only got it caus eof pharrell?

lol why they kinda right..

Anonymous said...

why i wanna know if he kept on singing after you laughed @ his ass

^^Why that would be a hell yeah!

Why was I in the bathroom and could still hear him singing?

Why come I didn't get myself together until the bride and groom were getting ready to exit the chapel.


Why do I want to buy N.E.R.D.'s song only because of that song "ALL THE GURLS STANDING IN THE LINE FOR THE BATHROOM"?
^^^ why do I keep playing that song over and over...

Hugo Newman said...

Why do I wanna put a big black/blue/red hickey on Bahama's neck while she whispers "No Hugo! Ooooo! You so...." and then hold on hand on my crotch and the other on the back of my head so I'll keep vampiring her sexy neck....

Anonymous said...

Why is the light skinned dude from Kriss Kross still cute?

Anonymous said...

why monetallday killing me with her wedding story

why i bet the bride and groom was like her ass can't come to the anniversary party we throwing

why MzP don't wanna meet my momma cause she would prolly say some ole off the wall shit and MzP would be like that woman is a mofo mess fa real...lol

why pharell and them skateboard fools need to stop playing

why i never liked Pharelle that much no way

why i ain't seen snoop talk bout his drunk ass wife yet

why khia getting a real job is killing me lmao

why i wanna know what her angry bitter ass could do sides be mad and blog bout it all the time....

why she would be like a good social or case worker cussing ppl out telling em that they just gon have to wait on they lonestar card to be activated on the 20th stead of the 15th so get the fuck out my office ho....

Anonymous said...

why hugo wanna bite a hole in bammy neck lmao

Bahama said...

Why do I wanna put a big black/blue/red hickey on Bahama's neck while she whispers "No Hugo! Ooooo! You so...." and then hold on hand on my crotch and the other on the back of my head so I'll keep vampiring her sexy neck....

^^LMMFAO...

why i'm too scared to reply? lol um thanks *pulls turtle neck up*

Anonymous said...

Why my X got mad cuz his BM was harrassin me and I told her that he used to beg to eat my puntang pie?

Why he said I thought that was our business?

Why he mad cuz he did used to beg for it all the time?

Why I just think about that loser?

Why he just like those dudes ya'll described earlier? No where to live except w the BM or his mama...both gon take him back...

Why Chrissy don't kno that me and her Mommy would be great friends cuz I say crazy ish too?

Why I'm flyer than Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice?...lol

Why I used to get drunk with my X mommy?

Why one night she came in from the club and said that she ain't want to go to bed w my X step father cause all he do is hump..and that he ain't found the right spot yet?

Why I felt grossed out after that?

Why I found a number she got in one of her books she let me read?

Why she said shhh, don't tell nobody?

Hugo Newman said...

Why is Bammy wearing wool turtle necks in 90+ degree weather? LOL!!!

Don't be afraid Bammy, Hugo will abstain from biting holes in your neck as panic button Chrissy said.

As an offer of peace I shall give you a pearl necklace to wear as symbol of our friendship!

Anonymous said...

As an offer of peace I shall give you a pearl necklace to wear as symbol of our friendship!

^^^LOL!!

Anonymous said...

why i think hugo need some ass

Bahama said...

why Hugo got me LOL'n?

why is it time for me to go?

GONE!

Jay Midnyte said...

lmao how you come outta nowhere with that chrissy

Hugo Newman said...

mspurp

Why do I envision muslims catching ni99as daydreaming at the red light and scaring the shit outta them yelling, "HEY! Got them mzprp putang pies! PUTANG PIES!!!!! PUTANG PIES! Low calories! High protein! None of the chemicals the white grafter devil has placed in other snacks to keep our people down! Ho-hos and Ding-Dongs are evil elements of the past! Little Debbie has pimped us too long! Tell Betty Crocker to take her seed of Yacub ass back to the Caucus mountains! It's a new day people - we got them Mzpurp Putang Pies!Great for men AND women too! Latifah and Da Brat can testify!"

PUTANG PIE - GET YOURS TODAY! Our motto is a coochie cat hair is better than some blue eyed white scientists steroid evil laboratory rat hair!

Putang Pies - just like mzpurp used ta make!

Anonymous said...

J hugo stay on my ass or bammy ass all the time, lol then he say he wanna bite bammy on the neck tioll she turn colors, then he say he gon giver her gifts and shit.....i just ASSumed he needed some

and where in de hell you been, and you can't use the faboluous line with me either been there done that.....

Hugo Newman said...

But Chrissy I was gonna give you BOTH a pearl necklace at the smae time!

Anonymous said...

hugo you need to take ya ass to a corner for a damn time out on that one

Anonymous said...

" then he say he gon giver her gifts and shit....."

Why I think that he wasn't talking about a real necklace...

Kaliente said...

DAYUUUUUUUM, i come back from lunch n y'all at 156????? shiiiiid now i gott catch up..lol

Jay Midnyte said...

Now don't sass me youngblood! lol i been blog surfin... i ain't got the car and i'm hungry but ain't tryna cook so i'm mad.

Hugo Newman said...

I like big butts and I cannot lie but I love black women of all shapes and sizes. Take Big Black Bertha from Bed Stuy Brooklyn! She 400 lbs + but I still hit that on the regular. In fact, she still got some Hugo nut in some of her folds from way back in '92 Das EFX days!

"It's crazy, I'm biggity-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
I friggity-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
Shrimps, I miggity-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm
Throw boulders from Bedrock, you'll get dropped, I slam, man"

Kaliente said...

Why my boo brother got OCD, and when I pulled up the other day, he was cutting the grass with some BIG ass scissors?
^^^^^^^^^^LMMFAO OMG OMG OMG, that's some fukked up OCD shyt..LOL

Jay Midnyte said...

why i'm still cryin off Wil Smith's clean rap on family guy

Hugo Newman said...

Why Kali done took us wayyyyy back to post #2 or some shit?

Hugo Newman said...

Why Monetallday disputing stuff? It WILL be a "real" necklace?

Anonymous said...

Now don't sass me youngblood! lol i been blog surfin... i ain't got the car and i'm hungry but ain't tryna cook so i'm mad.

^^^^^ lmao sass you, u sound like my daddy....

why i bet it's all kinda food you can eat right now but it's all froze so you like shit, ain't nothing to eat so i guess i will starve

why i still want my steak and homemade salad with homegrown veggies in it and homemade salad dressing lmao

Anonymous said...

why i'm still cryin off Wil Smith's clean rap on family guy

^^^^^why that shit had me tripping like a mutha

why they had will so serious bout it tho lmmfao

Jay Midnyte said...

"why i bet it's all kinda food you can eat right now but it's all froze so you like shit, ain't nothing to eat so i guess i will starve"

lol you read me like a book. HAHA i can't believe you remember that salad i was supposed to buy you from Sam's Club and you can put it together lmao

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Hugo!!!

Sell em boo! I get full profit tho!..ha ha!

Why I had a Das FX tape?

Why I played it so much the tape got messed up?

Why I cried?

Anonymous said...

lol you read me like a book. HAHA i can't believe you remember that salad i was supposed to buy you from Sam's Club and you can put it together lmao

^^^^^^ why in the world would i ever forget food

why yo ass would starve to death if it weren't for hot pockets and frozen chicken nuggets

why i hope you marry a nice thick gal named shirley that cook a mean ass pot of greens and can fry the hell out some chicken

why that ain't gon happen tho you gon marry one of them snow bunnies who can't even microwave a damn pizza and yall gon be eating out every night lmao

Anonymous said...

why i think J gon cyber slap me when he read my last set of why's lmao

Hugo Newman said...

Why do I remember some comedian talking about Das EFX was high uz you gotta be to write

"So One two um?" (puff)
"Buckle my um?(puff)

"Shoe! Yabba doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew!"

Kaliente said...

OKAY, y'all r some crazy azz mofos!!!!!! LOL

Kaliente said...

"Why Kali done took us wayyyyy back to post #2 or some shit?"

F U LOL

Kaliente said...

why my co worker juss sent me this story tombout a 16 yar old girl got 7 kids!!!

http://tinyurl.com/6ljny6


dayum!!!!

Jay Midnyte said...

yea right to that last comment! that reminded me of Rick ross on one of his songs he was like

whip that white girl just like k-fed
got me a white girl, i f**k til her face red,
yeah her food tastes bad, but she give me great head,
please let me say that, i really love her credit
take her to the dealer ship, and shecan she can get it

Hugo Newman said...

Why Chrissy conjuring up memories of Heather Peyton (they always got some fucked up last name sounding middle name) Midnyte talking bout "Hon! Guess what? I made you fav, babe! Freaking Tostinos, dude! Frigging A!

And why I see Jay like "Damn I miss Quanitasheirrah!"

Jay Midnyte said...

LMAO HUGO! 4real

Anonymous said...

@ Kaliente...Geesh she gotta lot of kids!!! & they really all hers..that's crazy...

Where's the BC's when you need em???

Anonymous said...

lmao @ hugo

this sh!t better work..lmao