Yall know how 2DB do right? Bammy and I stay on some "well what if...." or "i wonder what it would be like..." and today i said to Bammy, what would it be like if all the celebs had the opportunity to turn they life story, into a movie? So, our 1st victims Bey and J.
What we are about to do is tell how we think it would go down, if the movie were ever brought to the big screen.... so stop, look, and listen, boys and girls, to a true love story, as told by Bammy and Chrissy BEYONCE AND J-ZAY AN AMERICAN LOVE TALE
*Beyonce would play herself in the damn movie, cause her ass gon come with some ole bullshit like this here to the press....."Well, when we started the process of making this movie, i KNEW no one else could play the role of Bey, but me, i am the only one who could do it justice, this role was meant for me..." heifer gon be playing herself and STILL manage to mess that up with her horrible acting...
*Who gon play J you ask? Joe Camel, his ass ain't had a role since he posed on the back of that cigarette box, so he was excited when Daddy Mat called and said you beat out 100,000 ugly ass men to get this role, congratulations....
*Of course daddy Matt gon direct, Mama Tina gon be the stylist, and Solange gon play the part of a young Bey, Solange herself gon be cut out from the movie, no way shape fashion or form will the movie mention the other knowles daughter.....which is gon confuse the hell out the public when they go to see the movie people gon be like "damn that girl who played bey when she was little looked familiar..."
*You know it's gon be concert scenes in the movie right, so when they get ready to re-enact the infamous falls of Michelle on 106 and Park, they will use no stunt double for her, she just gon have to keep falling as herself till they get the right take....Bey's fall down them steps, Solange gon be used as her stunt double for that scene....
*They gotta chronicle the whole love triangle in the movie between Bey, J, and Rihanna, and just to make Rihanna look bad, lmmfao they gon get Karrine to play her part....
*Usher will make a cameo appearance in the movie with his wife played by Ving Rhames, Ving will be using the same costumes he used on the set of Holiday Heart for his role as Tameka Foster that he said took alot of "studying" to pull off
*Now yall know this movie is not complete if we don't throw the whole "we ain't dating even tho yall see us everywhere together, making songs together, making videos together, getting married to EACH OTHER " denial of their love in there, matter fact the damn movie gon get made and be in the theaters and they ass gon show up @ the premiere of it together and STILL say "we like to keep our private life private..." or some shit like that...again throwing the public off cause the damn movie is about them as a couple ain't it????
19 comments:
LOL..im sitting here laffing for like 5 mins now at the shit chrissy...lol
lmmfao that damn ving rhames shit, my fav notch....
LMMFAO, y'all are fukkin crazy!
LOL! @ Bey playing herself, she really needs to retire from acting....I can't wait to see how she is in that Etta James movie...
When Bey fell down them steps, I swear that was the funniest sh*t I ever saw in my life, not perfect Bey, can't do no wrong!..LOL!
Karrine playin RhiRhi, too funny, she already slobbed on J's d*ck anyway, so that will be like seeing an old friend!
I can't wait til this comes out!..LMAO!
lmao yeah we crazy K but you love it.....and you know if this movie ever came out you would go see it with the rest of us
who gonna play solange's son juelz..aka..baby blackula
ahhahhahhahh lmao well notch if solange had a role which she don't, but if her ass did, we could get gary coleman on that role of lil juelz, know his ass need a job
I.CAN'T.BREATHE... LMMFAO!!! @ving and gary coleman...man 'd so go see this movie
DEAD @ gary coleman
Usher will make a cameo appearance in the movie with his wife played by Ving Rhames
^^^^^^^^^LMBAO!!!!! Yall ain't right, I say yall ain't right!!lol
(but I do see a resemblance)
Now did I miss it, but who gonna play Bey's cousin that always travel with her?? That short, line backer lookin chick who always wearing black leggins and red "mama knowles" lipstick??
lmmfao we gon have to get a real line backer to play that role drock....
@ drock, yea she b lookin real stank in them tights!
I mean why would B even let her look like that, and b caught by the paps!??
Terrible, they could at least be House of D tights and not Rainbow tights!..LMAO!
@mzpurp, u know bey and her people be telling her.. girl you look good in black (cause she a lil big boned)lol Them House of Dion tights probably got gold sequence and gold tassels on em..
I'll see yall in the a.m. PEACE OOOOOUT!!!
HA HA @ Drock!! The tassels are hanging from the bottom of the tights so she can shake it like B..LMAO!
y'all insane! Ving Rhames!
Hahahaha. This needs to be greenlit immediately!
I was NOT ready for Ving Rhames as Tameka and DEAD at "Ving will be using the same costumes he used on the set of Holiday Heart"
Lord have mercy, my boss must think I'm in my office having an asthma attack! LMAO
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