Sometimes I sit and think what if I were rich? What would I do? What would I spend my money on? And i mean extremely wealthy (Fu#K rich/let's get wealthy, who else gone feed we?) So we decided we would share our rich thoughts with you.
Now if I were wealthy I know I would be a BIG spender!
First off I would have a different car for everyday of the week..Yes I know that's a bit ostentatious, but hey? If you got it flaunt it right? Monday - something more subtle like a everyday car. I think I would go with this
Tuesday would be this
Wednesday would be this...I got a thing for trucks.
Now that we get closer to the weekend, that's when the speedsters come out. Thursday I ride around in this
Friday
Saturday
oooh i wanna reproduce with this car...*fans self*
and last Sunday..this is the church classy car day.
So those are the cars but I need to get to them right? My closet would be lined with these
and these
For those of you that might not know, those are 'Boutins and Dior shoes. I would have every pair ever made by those brands..I'm starting to hyper-ventilate. Gimme a second.
Now that is just some of what i would buy if I were rich. Now it's Chrissy's turn.
A big ass Gone With The Wind type house is the 1st thing i'd purchase, iono but when i saw that movie for the 1st time i was like i want a house with balconies and big ass steps in the living room that i can descend from and greet my guests, lol.....
One of these in a different color for everyday of the week, just cause i can...With the matching Hermes Bag.....
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bammy, i am in love with them shoes....i can't foucs
fuck all that french shit yall trying to do.i would be dopeboy fresh er'day.id have me a electric blue escalade WITH the lamborghini doors.id have a EXTRA loud system and id ride around all day listening to get silly and some more of the bullshit thats on the radio these days.
id have a Golden Corral credit card,so i could just go in there anytime i want.
im not done yet
lmmfao i had a car nodays that was a lil ummmm how shall i say ghetto, fuck it imma get the link and show you how i would really wanna ride....and don't talk shit either negro....
okay i'm done...LMMFAO this fool said a golden corral credit card..
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id be at all the major events like the bet awards and all star game.and yes id be going ham on em.i would take my lights from out my momma name cause im big dog status.
id buy the ice cream truck out for the kids cause you know n0 luh the kids
when id go shopping id have a little white butler walk 3 paces behind me to carry my bags so everybody would know im rich.
id KEEP the cuntiest expression on my face at all times cause thats what rich people do.
when you rich you can be so obscene with the girls and theyd laugh.id say shit like "damn girl that pussy sittin up like a mango" and i bet if i suck on that pussy it would get you wet.
id hire a personal trainer and when i started getting my LL/Omarion on i would wear nothing but wife beaters and them little nut hugging jeans thats so popular.yeah
shit, just copy the link yall and see the car....and i DIED offa the goldal corral card, but bammy that is right up our hungry all the time alley
id hire a personal trainer and when i started getting my LL/Omarion on i would wear nothing but wife beaters and them little nut hugging jeans thats so popular.yeah
^^^^^GET OUT!!
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^^^^^LMMFAO man i closed the window now....i gotta go re-pull the shit up....
yall in here puttin on.i just give the real. id put a stack on my cousin nathaniels commissary so he could be in jail eating good.im talmbout little debbies,moon pies,reeses cups .yeah shit like that.keep your head up nate see you in 2019
refresh the page, i just posted the car....
ok thats what im talmbout yall in here acting all saditty talmbout going to italy and all that foolishness.you know youd still be shopping at demo in your local mall and letting lucretia do your hair like ciara had in that one video but make your bangs blonde
lmmfao nodays what i look like shopping @ rainbow and i got chanel money....
so you saying if you was rich youd NEVER go to rainbow again? side eye
HELL YEAH i'd go BUY me a rainbow....
id pay the dj to announce me and play my theme music whenever i walked in the club
all the girls are like whoooooo the f is thaaaaattttt
WOW, those shoes r HOTT and so are those cars!!!! MAN if i was rich, niggah couldn't tell me shyt! I'd stay shyttin on hoz n niggaz!!!! maybe that's why i ain't rich yet haha
and nodays why you tripping, you strike me as the type of dude wanna go back to the hood and hand out 100 dollar bills and shit...lol
^^^ see kali keeps it real. she aint frontin talmbout no dental insurance or that stupid stuff
whats the point of being rich if your peoples cant see you?id be parked out by the barbershop playin Dirty 6 deep creepin loud as fuk.eating a plate of ribs from ms clarice with my feet hanging out the window showing my new jordans that aint come out yet.yeah
lmmfao fine if i were rich nodays 1st thang imma do is make sure my momma straight...
next imma throw a big ass lavish, outrageos my super sweet 16 type of party lmao and invite ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL them haters serve they ass hotwings and cavier moet and boones farm
then imma show up to the party in a playboy jet, with 2 of hugh hefner's ho's walking in front of me throwing rose petals and shit right....
THEN imma have some forensic muthafuckas resurrect luther, from the dead, and have him serenade ho's in the audience and shit
THEN imma have new edition perform if it isnt' love, and they gotta do all the moves just like in the video....
THEN imma give all my guests bently's for parting gifts
THEN the next day imma have some big ass hood niggas go and reposess all the cars i gave out and leave a not on them niggas steps that say GOTCHA!
top that nodays....
GIRL BYE !! im like christopher williams ,dont wake me im dreaming.
Fuck buying out the bar,i would buy out the gas station and let everybody pump as much gas as they can for 3 hours.with a big poster of me so theyd know who did it.
i would hire Trina to come to the club and get on stage and sing i got a thing for you while we grind on the stage .
i would pay one of them lil boosie/shawty lo cats to write me a song so i could be on bet talmbout boy you a foooooooollll.
when the video blew up id be on 106 hugged up with rocsi while my lil mama in the front row throwing shade (i wouldnt leave her behind)
id put a movie theater in my house and whenever them big hancock movies came out everyone would be invited to come watch at my house.....if they had $11.75 per ticket
hi yall..u know im all up and down this topic on making it rain..lol
And i used to..buying all kinds of bags i only wore once..taking trips all over the place with my guy that sold drugs (life was good at 19)..hell i even have those dior shoes..(i do..cost me 575)..
but now my ass is living at home cuz my ex boyfriend done fucked up my credit and im living from unemployment paycheck to unemployment paycheck cuz my ass aint save and i owe a shit load..
Point of this long dont request to be rich..cuz thats easy come easy good..request to be happy
Aint i just sound like a muther fucking afterschool special..lol
lmmfao naw nodays you gotta resurecte somebody from the grave if you a real baller type rich i won the lotto cat.....
like me every weekend imma have a party with a different deceased singer performing and tell all my guests it's a surprise performer and BAM marvin gate walk in the room talking bout distant lover......
gaye i mean...
THEN.. imma pay notch to never rain on our dreaming parades again....lmao luv ya boo
THEN imma buy up all the good weed, and give it to all my ppls, and make all the ppl i never liked smoke that dirt weed shit that make ya head hurt
i like this game...lol
THEN imma hire hannah montana to sing all her hits @ my daughter FUCK IT I AM RICH SO I WANNA SHOW DA HELL OUT PARTY...
THEN since my son a spiderman fanatic, imma buy him the movie franchise and let him make spiderman 4 with him as peter parker
....with no stunt men to do all the tricks, stunts and falls, cause we rich and if he fall offa a 50ft bldg, we can pay a doctor to put his ass back together again
well since u put it that way chrissy..lol
If i was rich i would get 50 cent to make me my own personal ring tone..lol
I would get a G5 to take me to texas to get chrissy then we would go to LA and shop..and then we would take a trip to vegas that afternoon and hit up the roulette table with 1gs chips..and put the chips on crazy numbers..like how many orgasms uve had this month or the number of people u slept with
I would have all my blogger friends on a boat and we would sail the caribbean ocean and people up random immigrants along the way..lol
THEN i would have a different asian lady doing my nails and toes everyday, and she gotta be the real ones that been in the states for like 25 yrs but talk like she been here for 15 days, and she never pinch ya cuticles, and pull ya shit too far back, and she ask me everyday WHAT COLOR YOU LIKE... knowing i want a french mani with the pink tint, and she gon say 45 dolla when she done just cause i like to hear the shit.....
and put the chips on crazy numbers..like how many orgasms uve had this month or the number of people u slept with
^^^^^^ lmmfao
THEN we gon scoop up david banner and imma do aall kinda illegal shit to, and with his ass till he just say fuck it, i am no longer a rapper i am chrissy's sex slave....
WAIT NOTCH...
we gotta swing by NYU place and slap his ass in the face with some stacks and buy him a fridge and tell him to stick it up his new girlfriend's ass....lmao
we gotta swing by NYU place and slap his ass in the face with some stacks and buy him a fridge and tell him to stick it up his new girlfriend's ass....lmao
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Thank you chrissy for making my day..lol..lol
THE HELL!!! i wanna go shopping in LA too Notchess!!! LMAO
Thank you chrissy for making my day..lol..lol
^^^^^ lol glad i could notch, my good deed for the day is complete....
LMFAO @ these comments! Ya'll are crazy!
& Chrissy you better buy my boo all the bananas he wants!!!
Sh*t if I was rich I would make sure my Daddy had all the shit he b dreamin of...Hickey Freeman suits, all the cars he wanted, and hot Hoe who does tricks just for him!...he a freak so yea...lol
Now for me...Lord kno's I would get a f*ckin 50 room house! Don't ask what all the rooms is for, I got the $$ so I get what I want!...I would have my own damn shoe factory in my house, so all them bangin a** shoes ya'll want, I would already have them...personally made...although I luv them 'Boutins (as bammy called em!..lol)...Cars, you name em I got em!...Esp that Maybach convertible they came out with....
"Fuck buying out the bar,i would buy out the gas station and let everybody pump as much gas as they can for 3 hours.with a big poster of me so theyd know who did it."
^^^
I'm with that!
Yall ideas are so crazy i can't even say nothin lol Chrissy talkin bout ressurectin people with forensic scientists lmao
chrissy with her EXTRA ass.she thinks money can buy her everything. over there trying to slide God a hundred talmbout we can work something out
J-NYTE!! miss you you betta come around mo' often than not....lol
and nodays you the one who said be real about it so shiiiiiiiiiiid imma go all out money can buy you anything, and if i wanna pay them forensic ppl to brang back the whole cast of i love lucy and do a live show fa me, ricky talking bout baaaaa baaaaaaa looooooooooooooou and shit then so be it, imma pay em....
ba ba lou
*kilt*
id buy one of those last action hero cards and jump into roots and tell kunta not to go into those woods
RUN BITCH!!!
lmmfao nodays imma quit fucking with you.....
I am so tired y'all..i can't even keep up with y'all fast azzes today...and y'all nephew is sick so i left work early yest and today i had an extended lunch...i'm SOOOOO sleepy!!! see if i was rich i would be home sleep on my egyptian thread sheets!!!
sorry to hear that kali.hope you dont have a throw up post this weekend
i probably will..i threw up this morning...
and no i am not pregnant!!!
LOL i just got done reading ur Tropicana story
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