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I don't really feel like rhyming/but i guess i'll put some time in/give yall the rapper's delight like/ a hip hop hippie hippie to the hip hop and you don't stop/ and i don't stop/cuz i can't stop/ and i wont stop/ leave you wack emcees to flop/ like a fish outta water/i don't even know why yall bother/ See i am the illest on the mic/and i'd like to say hello/to the black/the white/the red and the brown/the purple and yellow/ now that you've heard my voice it's time pass the mic/ bobble lou and chiss snow/it's your time to flow
Ahhhh so, Sureshot in the spizzot
To talk about them backs that our girl Bammy gizzot
Now Shizzot will drizzop the rules of the game
And tell yall how Bammy got that MFing name, now
B- is for the Booty men AND women all love
A- is for that Ass that's soft as a dove
M - it keep calling Me like My name was Pookie
M- we "Do the right thing" i cum and sound like "M-m-m-mmoooookie!"
Y- You ask Y Bammy got a ni99a comin'?
Cuz Shot'll be chasing thadass as long as Weezy be stunnin'
As long as Amy Winehouse be bummin'
As long as Chrissy be laughing at that speedy ass Pee Wee running!
I stepped in this blog and immediately start to sweat
It's Hot as a MoFo and I'm ready to Jet
Don't make no sense the temp as hot as it is
Get an attitude quick when you step in my biz
Feel like I need to take a shower again already
Shirt stickin close, got a ni99uh all sweaty
Who knew this blogspot was so warm and heated
Yaw ni99uhs need some ice somethin cool to treat it
Feel like Satan's toenail and that aint no lie
Got a ni99uh heated, like I'm restin between a thigh
Temperature so high I seen a bald-body mouse
Somebody save me, I woke up in Chrissy's HOUSE
T-t-twins up on her chest
She got twins up on her chest
Chrissy titties look tha best
Cuz she got t-t-twins up on her chest!
I met this chick name Chrissy
At the local WinnDixie
I was like what's up lil missy
Her attitude was pissy
She like "I tired of the BS I ain't buying what you sellin"
Airtime I'm in the produce Dudes be like I wanna squeeze them melons
I said "Be glad for what you got - you the envy of all womens!"
"Bammy be made when they say they wanna squeeze them lemons!"
She smiled then her cute ass giggled
Then her t-t-twins jiggled and her Mexican ass wiggled
So I said tonight you coming home with me
Charged up her grocery
On my EBT
In the ride I said "Buckle up" Chrissy got mad
She like "with these 44 DD's - I got built in air bags!"
But airbags don't have mocha colored nipples
She giggled then called me mister whipple
I let you squeeze the Charmin if yass keep being charmin
I'll let you slide inside of me
Ten mintues later she was riding me!
Now Shot like sex gentle and Shot like it rough
But Shot feel like he getting beat the fuck up!
With lefts and rights and occasional uppercut
Shot try to retataliate but WTF?
Chrissy big titties attacking Shot - he can't see clear
I did a Tyson move and nibble on her ear
She put her pu$$y in my face I did a tyson munch
She rubbed my balls when I came that was her knock out punch
Two days later Shot still wearing shades as a disguise
Trying hide them bruises and his two black eyes
Shot went to the doctor trying to play hard
Two big crackhead ni99as mustve caught Shot off guard
Doctor said quit fronting go head and confess
You been fucking Chrissy - she got twins on her chest!
T-t-twins up on her chest
She got twins up on her chest
Shot had to confess
Chrissy got t-t-twins up on her chest!
Candlelight dinner at my crib tonite
A bottle of wine, red? I think white
Asparagus with Salmon over rice
Dressed to impress lookin soo nice
Watchin her chew followed by a swallow
Thinkin in my mind, we gon dew this tomorrow
Suave, Debonair and Smooth Operate Her
Words that describe what it takes to bait her
A nice massage with a kiss on her neck
She from the burbs this time, not the projects
She cultured and mature just how I like
She even got stamina when she rides a bike
Scented oils and some candles no doubt
Whatever it takes to wet her mouf
Fireplace lit and music slow and soft
I motion with my head "Let's go to the loft"
Grabbin her hand and guiding her there
She begins to entice me "Rapunzel Let Down Your Hair"
My hand round her waist as the mood is right
I'm gonna loosen whatever about her that's tite
"Oooo this Love is So..
But, I won't Let Her Go"
Will I use a condom? I don't know, Maybe
All I plan on hearin is 'Give It To Me Baby'
"Somebody save me, I woke up in Chrissy's HOUSE"
She ain't got no AC!?!?! Moving hot air with a fan?!?!?!
This hot humid topical scene make Shot say gotdamn!
She said chill out ni99a I'm the South American representer
Hell here in Brazil it's like 95 in tha winter
If my Honduran peeps came here they be like damn Chriss it's freezin'
Heh heh heh heeeh it's wabbit hunting season
Yo name must be bunny - cuz ya look so fluffy (Jerome from Martin)
She cooked up some plaintains and the room got stuffy
Shot left with blue balls, bad attitude and was dizzy
With 34 people in a one bedroom apartment - it's hard to get busy!
Shot stopped at a payphone to handle the whole mess
Called up Chrissy house like "Hey this the INS!"
5 seconds later her whole fam decide to dip
50 seconds later Shot back in the crib quick
5 mintues later Chrissy doing work on her knees
15 minutes later apartment temp drop 30 degrees
5 hours later she done drained Shot's dick
5 months later she the first family member with US citizenship!
"Called up Chrissy house like "Hey this the INS!"
Be careful Shot you in for a prob-lay
Dem immigrants are very sneak-kay
Dey change the name quick from Rhianna to Chriss-ay
They don't take baths and smell like Piss-ay
Dey'll have you sore and using Ben-Gay
Then after speakin the language you'll hear 'No Speaka No Englay'
So be careful Shot aka my Hombre
You'll become a 'SupaStar' like that dude Lupe
But them some money greedy Les-bays
Better known as Gold Diggers as Kanye
But get as many as you can TighDay
Cuz this is what it's like on Freaky Friday
"Dey'll have you sore and using Ben-Gay
Then after speakin the language you'll hear 'No Speaka No Englay'"
I quit!
lmmfao i CAN'T EVEN.....
Lemme tell you this story bout this chic from the South
American border with a talent from her mouf
She gave me suction, I talkin bout the best. You know?
Since she spoke lil english she called my D!ck UNO!
I know a lil spanish so I got a lil close
In order to relate I called her twins 'Dos'
Uno and Dos was the team we worked
I sucked Dos, while Uno she jerked
Culo was phat, I mean it was Mucho Grande
All I could think of was a Nacho Belgrande
Food and sex, what could be better
Brazilian women are tougher than leather
They can go all day and nite without no lip
Swallow yo kids, I mean Every Drip
But don't bring home cuz they'll flip the switch
Speaka Englay good. "Ni99uh I aint yo B!tch!"
WTF just happened did she learn that quick?
Who knew you could become an American by just suckin Patent's D!ck?
my mind is blank so imma ramble, P can STFU and shot love, you can MOST DEF. have it....
"my mind is blank"
Your mind is blank? That doesn't surprise me.
Head so big, remind me of Ron Isley.
But that's to be expected with yo round A$$ that switches
I bet right about now you startin to "LOVE B!TCHES"
Call ya girl up and see don't she answer
They call you Santa, "On Blitzen, On Prancer"
They can't wait to lead your sleigh
They do whatever the Fcuk you say.
You the Boss B!tch when it comes to lesbian action
If any of 'em get outta line, you turn into Joe Jackson
If they wanna test you and pull out a burner
You'd slap they A$$ and threaten like Ike Turner
"If You Die, I'll Kill you" is what I've been told
What you tell them broads when they start to get old.
I'm hip to ya game Chrissy you the Head B!tch Boss
We know you aint frontin like that Ni99uh Rick Ross
When you say you move weight we know it's in pounds
You can pick a B!tch up, smooth off the ground
Wrap her legs around your neck and start a Muff Dive
Have em come so much bring tears to my eyes
Yo lips are so good, crimes have been committed
Breasts have been pulled out or should I say Titted
That word Titted I learned from a ex
'Client' of yours who said who swear you the best.
But I can't argue, cuz I never had
The pleasure of your mouf wrapped around my Tea Bag
now imma dyke where that come from???
outta left field, P is unbelievable
now i think all women beautiful with they hips and thighs, but by no means will i EVER muff dive
i am guessing tho if i ever wanted to flip the script, i could get just as many ho's as i do niggas..
call P and tell him the deal, that i am pimping, hands down i am fa real
got ya momma on the track and ya sister 2, iono maybe one day i will recruit you
get all ya 'clients' to rethink they options tell em to call me cause ho's yeah i'll clock em
niggas too now don't get me wrong, i am an equal oppourtunity pimp, here is an application if you need one....
Now that was a good one, Chrissy I really enjoyed it
Good to know if I need a job, you'd employ it
Can't wait to hear bout when licked the vajayjay
Knowing you've licked it before like all Day Day
Clits, tits A$$ and hips is how you get down
When you make her cum, you smile like a clown
Rest Assured that she was pleased
You good at it, so there's no harm in yo knees
Lickity Split is how you really like it
I'm sure you've created your own Dyke kit
A Bib, some gloves, lipstick and Listerine
I bet you shave puzzy till it shine like Mr.Clean
Spit shine action is what they Love
You have her screamin to the Heavens Above
"Oh Sh!T Chrissy! I'm bout to Cum!"
You treat like E-40 and make 'em go DUMB!
So enjoy your taste cuz I aint mad atcha
I know you flip them broads as if you was a spatch'la
Lick it, spit it, taste it and swallow
The technique you got, I need to borrow
But you know better than me what she wanted
I know you 'Cocky' wit it, so gon and Flaunt it
Talent like no other, best in the town
That kit got a towel in it, for when you tell 'em "Wipe Me Down"
why P think i am into ho's when he know all he gotta do is call my pros
and find out that yeah when i get down it's some licking invloved, but i ain't licking shit i am slobbing on knobs
backing up my ass and doing whatever, the nigga tell me and some of em kinda clever
putting ya leg here and licking you there, having you ready to climb fucking stairs
but i am guessing that P you ain't that nigga cause if you were all ya clients wouldn't be making me 6 fucking figures......
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