Picked this idea up from Nodays spot....
Accent-I have heard i sound country, lmao Notch say i sound like Beyonce, but i be damned if i sound as country as she do, oh and my boo say i should be a phone sex operator cause i sound oh so sexy....
I Dont'-Understand the Matrix please explain to me why that movie series is such a hit..
Chore I Hate-Cleaning the bathroom, cause ewwwwwww lol
Chore I can Tolerate- laundry, folding the clothes relaxes me
Pets-Had several as a child wouldn't want a pet now for shit, my kids have fish, that is where it ends
Essential Electronic-my cell phone, gotta have it where ever i go never know when i may need to make an emergency call to a homegirl to tell her that the chick in front of me in the checkout line got dusty ass feet or some shit important like that....
Perfume/Cologne-Sweet Pea from bath and body works, Grapesicle from vickie's secret, and the heavenly perfume by them also is a fav of mine, but i also love the smell of baby lotion so i use that alot, just for the smell
Job Title-A mofo Pimp, i thought yall knew???? Joking, i am a receptionist/get it girl
Most Admired trait-my multitasking skills
Kids-2, but i advise all ppl to NEVER have any lol joking i love my bambinos
Religion-Grew up Baptist like all ghetto black kids do cause i ain't have a choice...
Siblings-HATE EM...lmao 1 older brother 1 older sister, i am the "good" child yall believe it or not
Time I Wake Up-alarm is set for 6:15am when my husband has a job which is NEVER lmao 6:30am since he a stay @ home dad, but i don't get up till 7:00am
Unusual Talent-I suck a mean, well yall get the point lmmfao
Worst Habit-I overdo shit, i over season food, i put too much soap in my laundry, i repeatedly dial a number if no one answers, shit like that....
Fav Meal-whatever i ain't gotta cook....
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Chore I Hate-Cleaning the bathroom, cause ewwwwwww lol
chrissy husband be sprinkling all over the seat
Chore I can Tolerate- laundry, folding the clothes relaxes me
my lazy fat ass sister be trying to iron sitting down. she pulls the ironing board in front of the couch and be reaching UP! so high to iron.sometimes i just wanna kick her
Pets-Had several as a child wouldn't want a pet now for shit, my kids have fish, that is where it ends
my girl had a dog,didnt feed it so it died of starvation and she be talmbout she want another one.women sometimes.......
Essential Electronic-my cell phone, gotta have it where ever i go
but you ont got no minutes.chrissy be mass texting talmbout ill call you back at 9
Grapesicle - that sounds like something you get from the ice cream man.
Worst Habit-I overdo shit, i over season food
loooooooooooollllllllll knew your ass couldnt cook.thats why you know all about a #2 with fries hold the pickles
HOW n the fukk u talk to notch???? uh huh..yeah i'm jealous!!!!!
ok back to the list..lol
I hate cleaning the kitchen!
"i may need to make an emergency call to a homegirl to tell her that the chick in front of me in the checkout line got dusty ass feet or some shit important like that...."
LMMFAO, y that's me i do the same shyt!
Grapesicle - that sounds like something you get from the ice cream man.
^^^^check on it nodays shit smells good, and vickies secret got this whole new line of products call beauty rush, and all the scents are like food in some way hence the name grapsicle, stop buying thug misses that shit from wal-mart that...upgrade her
AND i never said i couln't cook, i don't like too, but i can do some shit jeez nodays lol
HOW n the fukk u talk to notch???? uh huh..yeah i'm jealous!!!!!
^^^^^ahhahhahh cause that's my dawg, we ain't conversated in a min tho via-phone, she sounds very newyork-ish, lol luv her to death tho
^^yea okay!!!!!
"stop buying thug misses that shit from wal-mart that...upgrade her"
LMAO why u sound like me callin her thuig misses...LMMFAO i always pick on Nod ol lady cuz i know she ratchett..lmao sorry Nod it's my job!!!!
that's where i got that thug misses from, you K i read it on his blog when you called her that, lol.....
chrissy trying to get sexy spraying on eau de fudgesicle. and yall gonna leave my pookie alone
AND i never said i couln't cook, i don't like too, but i can do some shit jeez nodays lol
your azz dont know how to cook with your over seasoning azz
it must be the reason haters keep giving me salty looks. LAWRYS
lmmfao imma run down some scents from that line for you nodays, pick ya boo up some and stop spraying her in that cheap shit that breaks her out....
grapsicle
strawberry fizz
apple martini
some mo shit i can't remember i got one that smell like cake can't remember the name of that hell it might be fudgesicle nodays.....
lmmfao nodays you gon make me donkey kong ya ass i can cook gotdamn it...tell thug misses to call me for some recipes....
"that's where i got that thug misses from, you K i read it on his blog when you called her that, lol....."
LMAO
"and yall gonna leave my pookie alone"
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Nod, u should have NEVER told me that shyt she said tombout moving back to the projects..she got golds??? yeah ur real fam ain't gonna like her..cuz i don't!!! but nah plz tell me y'all live in different states (u and ur fam)
she dont got golds but she got tats though.cute ones.and yall aint finna be on here riding on her like yall cars dont smell like black & milds and patron.
"she dont got golds but she got tats though.cute ones"
LMMFAAAAAAAAAAAOOOoo I'm sorry Brudda...NOT! wit yo Sisqo lookin azz...Ol without u girl my life is incomplete face azz!!! LMAO
"and yall aint finna be on here riding on her like yall cars dont smell like black & milds and patron."
HAHAHA, they have air freshnaz like duh!
and u ain't answer my question nicca..do u and ur fam live in diff states?
chrissy be going to the store on her break and spraying the samples.chrissy what you know how to cook besides pop tarts?
HA-show what you know nodays my car smell like weed and grey goose and what's wrong with tats, i got one is that shit considered ghetto tho???? lmao oh well
and i just read you your rights nodays on the stepdaddy post....
lmmfao spraying samples...
what you know how to cook nodays sides noodles and frozen pizzas
and sometimes nodays get all french on em and serve the noodles and pizza @ the same time talking bout it's just like olive garden, pizza and pasta
ok i see ima have to do some straightening.
my family lives faaaaaaaaarrrrr.and how yall gonna be calling anybody ghetto the way yall put on? aint that the pot calling the kettle black & mild
kali i know you dont want another lookin boy/girl session.
kali do be judging.she been giving my baby the side eye from my first post.
"what's wrong with tats, i got one is that shit considered ghetto tho???? lmao oh well "
nah i can't even talk bout tatts, cuz i got a ghetto one myself...the black widow on my chest..LMAO
Love this idea!!! LOL Chrissy you are a mess!
k why a black widow???lmmfao i got a butterfly on my back, i ain't wanna do the chest cause hell niggas like nodays think that's ghetto ...lmao imma get another one one day i gotta figure out how to hide it from my hubby tho his ass would donkey kong me if i got another one.....
bammy, we miss you, shit ain't right when you not here...lol and i stole this idea from nodays ole ghetto ass
lol!! you are a thief.
"my family lives faaaaaaaaarrrrr.and how yall gonna be calling anybody ghetto the way yall put on? aint that the pot calling the kettle black & mild
kali i know you dont want another lookin boy/girl session"
"kali do be judging.she been giving my baby the side eye from my first post"
LMMFAO, u started it!!! i'm going by what u typed in the prenup post...shiiiiid nicca...if u happy i'm happy u know i be fukkin wit u!!!
you know i got love for my sis in law thug misses!!!!!! and her bebe's kids..i kid i kid. BUT YOU GO HARD ON ME ALL THE TIME Nod! i know it's all love. It wouldn't be right if we ain't pick on eachother!(((hugs)))
naw naw you trying to come to the wedding cause you heard its an open bar.my boo got a lot of tats but when i tell yall she so sexy wit it.yall remember that song by tyrese "i need a ghetto girl" thats me all day
i need a bad mama with designer clothes
tattoos and golds
BAMMY!!!! where u been gul????
Chriss- dunno, it was my first tatt the only meaning it has is me and my best friend got em...lol she has hers on her neck..but she has long curly hair so she can cover hers...i wanted to get mine covered up though only because it really doesn't have a meaning. BUt ppl be saying they like it...i dunno..lol
LMAO @ Nod
i wanted to get mine covered up though only because it really doesn't have a meaning
a black widow kills their mate after they have sex .you know the meaning.stop frontin.i had said i was gonna start being nicer to your ol tater head self but its on now lol.
Accent - I should have one being from the hamas and all but i don't..i sound more like a southern girl..big ups to my FLA peeps.
I don't understand - the big fuss America made over J.Lo and Kim K's arse's..Black women (most) been walking round with junk in the trunk for years.
Chore I Hate- ALL
Chore I can tolerate - um dusting, i like playing with the dust bunnies, lol
Pets - My brother
Essential Electronic - Ipod, can't live with out it.
Perfume - Suprisingly I LOVE Paris Hilton's perfume, it's smells good. But also goddess, white diamond and Ja'dore
JOB Title - Professional Bull-sh!tter, no for real.
Most Admired Trait - um this is hard, I'm a fighter..you can't tell I can't do something..
Religon - Anglican...what chall know bout that?
Siblings - 2 brothers and a sister..but really just 1 brother.
Time I wake up - refer to chrissy's answer minus the husband and dad part, lol
Unusual Talent- I've said it b4, i can make a three leaf clover with my tounge.
Worst Habit - Procrastination, i will put off and put off..
Fav Meal - um just about anything that involves shrimp or fried chicken or fried catfish.
Hey Kali,i been running round trying to get this car thing going...
what you know how to cook nodays sides noodles and frozen pizzas
i can cook a little yall i swear.i used to make a good red velvet cake but i started making em evry 2-3 days and started getting a belly so i stopped.if you get me in front of a foreman grill forget about it.
someone mention red velvet cake?? I LOVE THAT CAKE!!! if i ever get married that's what my cake is ginna be...ooh yum
if i ever get married that's what my cake is ginna be...ooh yum
you read my mind cause my wedding reception is gonna be at golden corral.before yall even start im kiddin
"a black widow kills their mate after they have sex .you know the meaning.stop frontin.i had said i was gonna start being nicer to your ol tater head self but its on now lol."
LMMFAO, yea dudes be tryna used that shyt as a line...they be like oh damn lil mama, like that? sigh haha
ya'll know i love shit like this...
Accent-ok, now here's where it gets confusing....i've been told i have a n'awlins accent & to me a n'awlins accent sounds i'gnant as hell & i'gnant is not me (nor is proper) but whatever...plus i have i high pitched voice ugh !
I Dont'-Understand the Matrix please explain to me why that
movie series is such a hit..
OK I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT TOO. BUT I ALSO DON'T UNDERSTAND STUPID PEOPLE.
Chore I Hate- CLEANING !
Chore I can Tolerate- I GUESS FOLDING CLOTHES CAUSE I CAN SIT WHILE DOING IT.
Pets- I'M AN ANIMAL LOVER. I HAVE TWO DUMB ASS CATS.
Essential Electronic-my cell phone, MY TV
Perfume/Cologne- COOL WATER OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT, PURE SEDUCTION BODY SPRAY BY VICKIE N NEM
Job Title-YOUR EFFIN NIGHTMARE.
OFFICE MANAGER
Most Admired trait-BEING SO OLD & LOOKING SO YOUTHFUL
Kids-ZERO
Religion-CATHOLIC BUT HAVEN'T ATTENDED CHURCH SINCE I WAS STILL UNDER MY MOM'S CARE (FUNERAL'S & WEDDINGS IS THE ONLY CHURCH I ATTEND) COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T REMEMBER GOING ONCE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL ! HIGH SCHOOL IS THE DEBIL !
Siblings-1 OLDER SIS (BY BOTH PARENTS) 2 MUCH YOUNGER BROTHERS BY MY DAD & 1 EVEN MO YOUNGER BROTHER BY MY MOM
Time I Wake Up-alarm is set for 5:30AM BUT I USUALLY GET UP AT 6:30-7 TO BE AT WORK FOR 7, YEAH I SAID 7
Unusual Talent-I CAN SLEEP MORE THAN 12 HOURS EASY !
Worst Habit-I PROCRASTINATE ! WHY YOU THINK I'M HERE ALL THE TIME ? CAUSE WORK CAN ALWAYS WAIT TIL TOMORROW.
Fav Meal-PASTA, PIZZA ROLLS
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