Chrissy's Why's
*why it's 20 million trash cans in the breakroom but trash is still on the floor?
*why it's so many dead crickets in the ladies room
*why one of the older ladies that work here gon say we need a cabinet in the ladies room for our "personals" why i am thinking ummmmm yo' ass hit menopause bout 7 yrs back, so what you need with "personals"
*why i am doing my why's Tuesday and it's 4:05 pm and i still got 55 mins left till checkout time
*why am i so sprung right now it's pathetic
*why yall prolly like BYTCH what???
*why i even type that sprung part
*why, cause why wednesdsy's are made to shock yall asses lol
Bammy's Why's
*Why can't I get that Kissed a girl song outta my head? ish is catchy.
*Why am I sooo excited that the new Harry Potter Movie is coming out?
*Why if any of yall freakers say something bout me liking Harry Potter i'll e-kick your a$$? :-)
*Why I seriously thought about calling in today too?
*Why are cops beating up people?
*Why am i ready to go back to sleep?
*Why I got a feeling today is going to be long?
186 comments:
why my sister be calling me telling me her money problems like imma help her ass, and i am the QUEEN of keeping my head above water.......
Why i need a new job?
Why i don't wanna leave this job cause aint no other job gone let me on the net all day.
Why people gotta work any damn way?
Why we all can't stay home and pick money off of tree's?
Why am I bored outta my mind?
Why i never understood that phrase?
Why I need some new gold hoops?
Why if I were rich i'd spend 45% or my wealth on jewlery?
Why i think i got too much energy right now?
Why i got energy but i don't feel like using it?
Why Uncle Luke got a show?
Why all these damn reality shows are getting worse and worse?
Why i got a feeling they prolly gone give Teddy Riley his own show next?
Why if I were rich i'd spend 45% or my wealth on jewlery?
because youre a woman
WHY I GOT A SHITLOAD OF WHY'S BUT IMMA PUT YALL ON HOLD FOR A MIN....
why was the harry potter trailer the sh?
why the dude who sit next to me has no idea what being broke is like? i tell him i need a vacation.he keeps saying i should just go.
and why i think nodays don't like women....lol
because youre a woman
^^^why you'd prolly spend it on hooka's and tricked out caddy's? LMAO
why chrissy treating us like we a phone?
why i got a whole lotta why's too? so get ready
lmmfao bammy why it's prolly cause i am on the phone....
and why i think nodays don't like women....lol
why is chrissy letting the sisqo avi fool her?
why im bout to unleash the dragon?
why bammy singing about kissin girls?
why people can't see the forest for the trees ?
why i think i said that wrong ?
why i thought about calling off today too ?
why do people yawn ? what is the purpose ? i can understand sneezing (dust & whatnot) but yawning ?
why is it like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder why i keep from going under ?
why i think therefore i am ?
why i had a good why concern but forgot just that quick ?
why is everyone who wasn't label mentally disabled at birth eligible to drive ?
why we need better screening on this matter ?
why i like the new layout cause it's easy on mah eyezzz ?
why i can't wait for the real/road challenge on mtv ?
why i'mma be whying my ass off about that shit so be ready bobble lou jenkins johnson the 3rd ?
Why i got three packs of starburst in my desk?
Why i watched Belly yesterday? and i ain't rememeber half that movie?
Why i think my energy high is wearing off?
Why couldn't sleeping be a job?
Why Ricky Lake ain't on TV no more?
Why i keep getting junk e-mails in my regular inbox?
Why it ain't time to go yet?
Why I want some Long John Silver in the worst way?
Why I be craving food and ain't pregger's?
Why I'd hate to see what i would be like when i am (if i ever am)
why nodays took it wrong, lol i meant you act like one of them dudes who love women, but hate em @ the same time....
why i got a new phone & it's so cute ?
why is it purple ?
why it'll look cute in my purple bathroom ?
why it'll be cuter if it was blue & bluetiful ?
why am i jamming off some 70's & 80's ?
why i'll kick ya'll asses if you got something to say about it like bammy's harry potter fetish ?
why i wanna officially say good mern'ting to each & every one of yous !?
why they gotta be 40 hours of work in a week ?
why it should be 32 hours & extra pay for anything after oh & pay rate should be more ?
why i believe that cause niggas like us got time to be on the net so we don't need all them hours to work ?
why i know ya'll betsa agree ?
WHY every time nodays talk about unleashing the dragon I LOL??
Why is bobble so silly?
Why everytime i'm with a certain co-worker and we ain't at work he tries to get me drunk?
Why i don't mind cuz i can hold my liquor
Why i'm getting happy foozeball is almost here?
Why i love sports so much?
Why is the group named Earth, Wind and Fire..where's water?
Why i want some fried chicken @10:oo in the morning?
Why do i like food so much?
Why i made breakfast yesterday and that ish was hella good..and i'm not talking bout ceral...lol
why i wish bobble was watching that mtv show from pansies to pussies so we could laugh bout that shit
why the real name of the show is from g's to gents, but all the dudes on there, full of it
why my sister think everybody want her ole skinny ass light bright man
why if i got to hear one mo' time how sorry that nigga is imma scream, i got my own sorry-ness to deal with
why it's sooooooooooo many crickets in here
why imma get on goodtimes as usual and tell bobble last night michael ole fruit kabob ass was kissing a girl, but it looked like he ain't even know what he was doing, i am guessing the girls lips were sore afterwards....
Why is the group named Earth, Wind and Fire..where's water?
^^^^^ why i am lmmfao right now @ that
why bobble need to come into the 2008 light
Bammy, why I luv that song also??
Why I was so pressed I got it on my iPeezy?
Why I'm so sleepy this morning?
Why yesterday I drank some wine, sipped some coughee and passed out again!?
Why I was supposed to do my laundry, that’s severely past due?
Why am I down to the draws that I don’t like anymore?
Why I feel like Katy Ka-Boom today?
Why I feel sorry for the person that pisses me off today?
Why I’m not talking to anybody today at work?
Why cause I don’t talk to anybody, I gotta be the ANGRY BLACK FEMALE?
Why am I the angry black female today?
Why I get home yesterday, decide to watch some episodes of my fav show Weeds, and I see somebody done ordered a movie On Demand?
Why the movie is “18 N Pure”?..lol
Why I’m like WTF?, who ordered this movies cause I’m sure I didn’t?
Why the movie cost $7.99 and the description say some shit about Heather and Kim, and them taking some long poles?
Why I ask my Daddy had he been in my room and he say no?
Why I get on the phone fast with Comcast?
Why he confess talking bout “O yea, I did order a movie”?
Why I ask the Comcast man if you order a movie in one room does it show up on all the t.v.’s in the house?
Why he said yea but I could get it turned off?
Why I didn’t get it cut off just so I can kno in the future if this nigga order up some nasty flicks?
WTF is he orderin up some 18 N Pure bullsh*t for anyway?
Why I wanna kno how embarrassed he felt once he knew I knew what he had did?
get out!!! LMMFATFO
Why i agree with bobble bout the job thing?
Why i still wish we could pick money off trees though?
Why i was serious Chrissy?
Why did Kool come before Gang?
Why I wanna know what the tempting was behind the Tempations?
Why i'mma leave the old school greats alone
Why is working over rated?
Why is relationships over rated?
Why I had a dream last night that I was driving an Escalde?
Why i'm not sure what that means but i want a caddy now?
Why MzP got me LMAO??? ahahahaha
why prince is prettier than any girl i have ever known??????
Why my boss keep asking me what's on the agenda for the day?
Why one day i'mm tell him to mind his damn bidness cuz don't no body ask his a$$.
Why people round here so nosey?
Why half my office is pregnant?
Why they looking at me and saying i'm next?
Why they trying to rush me?
Why i don't know who the daddy would be unless if i think it he will cum i mean come.
Why i'm in a goofy mood right now?
Why i like being goofy?
why i keep hearing bout this place in the 'Nati that got the best fried fish?
why i wanna go to cincy just to try this fish?
why i'm bored again?
why nodays blog so damn funny to me
why from his last post he put up, i can tell his girl a shop-a-holic
why hubby gon tell me i am a shop-a-holic
why i get pissed and ask him HOW???? nigga you gotta have MONEY to do that shit, so what imma shop-aholic for, rent nigga, food, gotdamn lights in this bitch???
why we all in here watching the harry potter trailer?
why ask why?
why i thought today was thursday?
Why “Let’s Rock” by Chrisette Michelle is like my theme music?
Why I get a happy feeling when I hear it?
Why I luv that song to…HAPPPPYY FEEEELLLLIIINNNGGGSSS?
Why if I didn’t have my music at work, I would seriously go crazy?
Why I love me some Anthony Hamilton?
Why his voice so raspy and sexy?
Why is baby oil the best invention eva?
Why does it have so many uses?
Why me and the boo used a lot of it this weekend?..lol
Why is that going to be my only sexy why cuz I don’t like his a** right about now?
Why we always beefin, only to make up and beef again?
Why I’m LOL @ bammy’s prego why’s?
Why I run away and never come back?
Why all I need is a celly and a laptop and I’ll be good?
Why I’m not gon take no clothes with me either?
Why its gon be a story, “crazy black women running around naked, with a laptop and a blackberry”?
Why I’m retarded for that last why?
Why all my why’s gon be long as hell today?
Why on Why Wednesday I wish my only assignment, at work, would be to Why?
"Fall seven times. Stand up eight."
^^^^^why dude that work here keep sending these thoughts for the day to ery'body lmmfao...
why i don't think anybody here @ my job works cause they back and forth to the breakroom too damn much drinking coffee
why me and bammy attention span so short cause i am now bored as well....
why imma ask her how in de hell we run a blog but we can never focus, lmao
Why its gon be a story, “crazy black women running around naked, with a laptop and a blackberry”?
^^^^^ lmmfao
Why on Why Wednesday I wish my only assignment, at work, would be to Why?
why do i know thats alliteration?
why do i make good money and have a good job but stay broke?
why do i have nothing to show for it?
Why i don't know who i'mma drag to see Harry Potter with me? LOL
why me and bammy attention span so short cause i am now bored as well....
why imma ask her how in de hell we run a blog but we can never focus, lmao
^^^^
WHY is that so funny to me?
why i was talking to my homegirl and we was like ain't no pretty boy rappers is it....
why all we could think of was nelly, T.I., and LL old J
why i was like we forgot to put DB on that list
why her ass gon tell me the only list he on is mine
why imma make her see his sexiness one day, lol
Why i don't know who i'mma drag to see Harry Potter with me? LOL
^^^^^lmmfao why imma suggest nodays broke ass, he can least get the popcorn
why bammy bout to put a harry potter spell on her boss?
why is the dude who live next door to me a freaking weirdo?
why if he open the door and sees some one outside he jumps back in and slams the door then opens and watches you till you leave?
why on my last day living here i got something for his ass?
lmmfao why imma suggest nodays broke ass, he can least get the popcorn
why. no fuck a damn why.ok chrissy i see how it is
lmmfao why we got a couple of crazy's next dooe to us and we call em Kernal Krazee, and Sargent Schizo, they brothers yall and they bout the weirdest damn ppl...
why hubby got happy cause he thought they was moving out when he saw they scooby doo van backed into they garage
lmmfao why them fools still there, and we have no clue what they was doing in the garage....
lmmfao why imma suggest nodays broke ass, he can least get the popcorn
why my girl tried to make a joke about me cheating on her one time and i told her she dont have to worry about that cause she make sure my ass stay broke
why she aint laugh?
why i wasnt joking?
dooe=door
why. no fuck a damn why.ok chrissy i see how it is
^^^^^^ why you my boy so get it off ya chest....lol
why is Beyonce finer than frog hairs ?
why id sop her up with a biscuit?
Why I gotta be in a webinar from 1pm to 4pm today?
Why the f*ck they gotta call it a webinar?
Why don’t they kno I go to lunch at 1pm?
Why I’m gon ask my boss how I’m gon eat?
Why he gon look at me crazy and tell me to go get my food b4 it start?
Why is today National Cheesecake Day?
Why I’m blown cuz I want some but I’m broke as a joke?
Why I want ya’ll to see Method Man’s new car?
Why this is the funniest sh*t I’ve seen all day?
Why this the link http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh34p069T9nzC1kP5w ?
Why I’m crackin up over Chrissy’s and nOday’s neighbors??
Why I wanna kno why nOdays neighbor jumps back in the house?
Why I wanna kno what he hiding in that house?
Why my fav game as a child was the game where you knocked on peoples door then ran away?
Why is Trey Songz soundin all sexy in my ear??
why am I luving yall's new layout!!!
why do I wish Nelly would do MORE underwear modeling???
why do I hope RICK ROSS won't do NOOOOOOO underwear modeling???
why does Harry Potter scary me????
why do I luv watching celeberty FAMILY FUUUUED????
Why Al Rooker funny as hell on that show???
Why am i listening to that Katy Perry song now?? and dancing??
Why thank ya drock...
why that i kissed a girl song is very catchy
why i ain't even like it @ first till my duaghter was like naw momma listen to it
why i was like yeah it's catchy love, but damn da hell you doin listening to a song bout a lesbian
why i am STILL dting off MzP daddy ordering up movies and denying it lmmfao
Why did Kool come before Gang?
^^^
WHY WAS I LISTENING TO KOOL N THE GANG WHEN I READ THIS SHIT ?
WHY I GOTTA BE THE GO TO GIRL FOR WORK CONFLICTS ?
WHY I FEEL LIKE THE PRIEST IN THE CONFESSIONALS ?
WHY I THINK THEY GONNA COME IN MY OFFICE, GO IN THE CLOSET, CLOSED THE DOOR & SAY "BLESS ME 504 FOR I HAVE SINNED. I'VE BEEN HAVING THOUGHTS OF STRANGLING MY CO-WORKER ALL WEEK" ?
WHY THEN I SHOULD SAY "SAY 3 EFF YOUS & GET THE HELL OUTTA MY OFFICE !?
WHY THEY TAKE UP 15-30 MINUTES OF MY BLOGGING TIME & TODAY IT WENT FROM 15 WHY COMMENTS TO 45 !?
WHY I'MMA START LOCKING THE DOOR AGAIN ?
BLESS ME 504 FOR I HAVE SINNED. I'VE BEEN HAVING THOUGHTS OF STRANGLING MY CO-WORKER ALL WEEK" ?
^^^^^^why this is the reason my damn head and stomach be hurting on why wednesdays....
chrissy snow said...
Why is the group named Earth, Wind and Fire..where's water?
^^^^^ why i am lmmfao right now @ that
why bobble need to come into the 2008 light
^^^WHY IN DE HELL DO I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH BAMMY'S E, W & F COMMENT ?
why imma get on goodtimes as usual and tell bobble last night michael ole fruit kabob ass was kissing a girl, but it looked like he ain't even know what he was doing, i am guessing the girls lips were sore afterwards....
^^^^WHY BOTH HIM & JJ KISSING ANYBODY GROSSED ME OUT ? WHY BOTH OF THEM FOOLS LOOKED LIKE KISSING WAS FOREIGN TO THEM ?
why is that danity kane video not that bad?
why does anyone still sign to bad boy?
why that record label hasnt had a legitimate hit in years?
Why i'm hungry? and had breakfast, lmao
Why i'm bored again?
Why i ain't got no work to do but i actuall wanna do some?
why the hell did i just type that ish?
why i'm still craving some fried chicken?
why i want 504 to fed ex me a shrimp po boy
why i think i'd be fat if i lived in New Orleans?
why you said you was jamming the 70's and 80's (i think..) so i just added that to my why's so gon brang ya ass into the light...
why i agree bout them boys kissing bobble cause michael ain't even like girls, and JJ never got that much ass in real life no way to even know how to kiss....
why you said you was jamming the 70's and 80's (i think..) so i just added that to my why's so gon brang ya ass into the light...
^^^^why that comment is meant for you jack n da bobble
Why is baby oil the best invention eva?
Why does it have so many uses?
^^^^
WHY B/F SAID HE WANTED TO RUB BABY OIL ON MY ASS ?
WHY HE AIN'T DO IT YET ?
WHY HE GOTTA BUY THE SHIT CAUSE I DON'T ?
WHY HE BETTER HURRY CAUSE THE THOUGHT KINDA TURNS ME ON ?
lmmfatfo why baby oil is meant for BABIES damn it....
chrissy snow said...
why you said you was jamming the 70's and 80's (i think..) so i just added that to my why's so gon brang ya ass into the light...
^^^^why that comment is meant for you jack n da bobble
^^^WHY I FIGURED THAT MUCH ?
WHY I'M DITZY, NOT DINGLEBERRY MATERIAL ?
why is that chick Aubrey leaving Danity Kane???
why she look like Pamela Anderson's long lost cousin on her mama, cousin, brother side??
why is Danity Kane even still together putting out videos??
why P. Diddy, Daddy forget to shut them down like all of his other groups?? U know, 1 video per group!!
why i want 504 to fed ex me a shrimp po boy
why i think i'd be fat if i lived in New Orleans?
^^^^
WHY I WOULD CAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT SHIT ?
WHY I LIVE IN A CITY KNOWN FOR HOOKING UP SOME SEAFOOD & THE ONLY THING I LIKE IS TUNA IN A CAN ?
lmmfao bobble why i think dingleberry material is a good ass way to describe them 2 zombies on i love money
WHY CAN'T I BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE OFFICE ?
WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW I WANNA BE ALOONNNNNE ?
why she look like Pamela Anderson's long lost cousin on her mama, cousin, brother side??
^^^^^why that statement deserves a GET OUT!! lmao
Why I wish Chris Brown would take me down?
Why I wish he would really show me what he’s about?
Why I think I like young boys?...lol…
Why do I keep getting all this spam in my email?
Why is it these illiterate mo’fo’s from the jungles in Africa telling me that they the long lost cousin of somebody I don’t kno or give a f*ck about?
Why they want me to send all my info, including my bank account info so that I can retrieve my “prize” on a atm card?
Why won’t yahoo stop these mo’fo’s from harrassin me?
LOL @ 504!
Why I thought it may turn me on too, so we tried it!?
Why Chrissy act like her and thuggy hubby ain’t went thru a couple bottles of baby oil playin around!?
why are they FINALLY getting around to firing sick kid?
why are they making him come over here to do it?
why i better get out before he goes postal?
why he must know hes getting fired cause his im is set offline not away?
WHY I WOULD CAUSE I DON'T EAT THAT SHIT ?
WHY I LIVE IN A CITY KNOWN FOR HOOKING UP SOME SEAFOOD & THE ONLY THING I LIKE IS TUNA IN A CAN ?
^^^
why that should be against the law?? LMAO i want some crawfish too! lol
why i ain't no Aubrey was leaving DK?
why i like that name? and aundrea? why ifi have any girl kids those would be two of my top choices depending on the daddy last name?
why i got a list of baby names but no babies? lol
WHY I REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO WHY ABOUT ?
WHY IS TABERNACLE SO FUNNY TO ME ?
WHY DOES IS SOUND LIKE A DESSERT ?
WHY I WANNA SAY "GIVE ME SOME OF THAT BANANA TABERNACLE PUDDING ON MY PIE FOR ADDED FLAVOR?"
Why Chrissy act like her and thuggy hubby ain’t went thru a couple bottles of baby oil playin around!?
^^^^why mzp ain't even know that thugs even the fake ones like hubby, lmao like to just get right down to it. so all that XTRA shit i gotta make his ass do
why i told him i wanted to make an icecream sundae out of him...
why he say hell naw cause who gon clean it up
why i say well fuck it make me into a banana split boo
why he gon tell me i am a freak, is incorporating food into sex really that damn freaky??? i think not....
why have I been tellin people I have a headache all morning??
why they don't know that will be my excuss for calling off sick Thurs. & Fri.??
why I already got an itenerary for those 2 days that include shopping and going down a big ass water slide??
why i work with so many old ppl that tear up copiers and fax machines then come and tell me shit like ..."i think it's outta paper...." naw ya ass broke it pops....
ummmm, why y'all n here wilin wit almost 70 comments
why i gotta go back and read y'all whys
why i'm ready 4 the weekend
LMMFAO at drock...got her mini vacay planned...
why i was bout to why bout something but i forgot?
why i trying so hard to think of what it was?
why i got the best smelling hand lotion from this place called crabtree and evelyn
why i love their smells?
why i still can't remember what i was going to why about
why it wan't really that important?
Why aren't black people using condoms?
Why is someone trying to come out with spray on condoms (see C&D)
why have I been watching dudes J-sett on youtube
Why I wish that I would have been a majorette (the black kind)
WHY I ONCE HAD A PAPER SHREDDER IN MY OFFICE & GOT TIRED OF PEOPLE COMING IN MY OFFICE TO SHRED SO I DECIDED TO PUT IT IN THE MAIN ROOM & 2 DAYS LATER THE BITCH WAS BROKE ?
WHY IS THAT ?
chrissy, why I think they be breaking it on purpose just to f_ck with you??
why they be in the corner like..Go tell her its out of paper...no, u tell her..tehehehehe???
ITS KALI BAYBAY!!!!!!
Why I’m putting resumes in our lil system and this guy name is Tracee?
Why I wanna kno why his mama spelled it like that?
Why I think “he” was supposed to be a “she”?
Why I’m going to hell for thinking that maybe his peter weter is so small that it looks like a clit?
Why is Wreckless Love by A. Keys one of my fav’s too?
Why am I in a lovey-dovey feeling but wishin I could express it with someone other than my bf?
Why am I wrong for that?
WHY I ONCE HAD A PAPER SHREDDER IN MY OFFICE & GOT TIRED OF PEOPLE COMING IN MY OFFICE TO SHRED SO I DECIDED TO PUT IT IN THE MAIN ROOM & 2 DAYS LATER THE BITCH WAS BROKE ?
^^^^^why i bet I BATHE DAILY broke it bobble lmmfao
chrissy, why I think they be breaking it on purpose just to f_ck with you??
why they be in the corner like..Go tell her its out of paper...no, u tell her..tehehehehe???
^^^^^LMMFAO why i would be kickin' ass all over this place
why do ppl call here ask me to apge a muthafucka, i page em they don't answer then the douchebag wanna say never mind, i will just send them an e-mail?????
why they just ain't do that shit from the jump, instead of having me page ppl and shit....
...why i got a list of baby names but no babies?..
B. Mama, why I know "Shatikitacki" ain't on ya list?? (that's my imaginary daughters name)
apge=page
Why am I watching Good Times on Sane's blog?? LOL
why Drock you'd be right..that aint on my list, lol
Why I wish that I would have been a majorette (the black kind)
^^^
WHY OUR MAJORETTES TWIRLED WITH 2 BATONS ?
WHY MY GOOD FRIEND WAS THE CO-CAPTAIN IN JUNIOR HIGH & I USED TO TRY TWIRLING BOTH BUT WAS OFF BEAT COMPLETELY ?
WHY ON TOP OF THAT I HIT MY UNDERARMS TRYING TO TWIRL ?
WHY MY COUSIN PLAYED THE CYMBALS & I TRIED TO TEST THEM BITCHES OUT & I PINCHED MY NIPPLES CAUSE MY ARMS WAS TOO SHORT ?
WHY YA'LL PROLLY LYAO (LAUGHING YA'LL ASSES OFF) ?
WHY YA'LL PROLLY LYAO (LAUGHING YA'LL ASSES OFF) ?
^^^^why yo ass right lmmfatfo
WHY IT FEELS LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN DROCKY IN CENTURIES ?
WHY I MISS SEEING BABY DROCK ALL DECK OUT IN THE WIDDLE HAT ?
WHY I'MMA BE WHYING TO THE COWS COME HOME ?
WHY PEOPLE BE SHAPED LIKE COWS ?
WHY I'D PROLLY MILK MYSELF IF I LOOKED LIKE A COW ?
WHY ARE THE WHY'S SLACKING NOW ?
why are u right 504..I am LMAO!!!
why I go to a parade and all the majorettes had big bellies??
why I look down at my 2 kid havin belley and decide to finally go on Jenny Craig??
why bobble talking bout milking her self...lol
why you ask? cuz we bored, lol
why i'm waiting for lunch time?
why is that the highlight of my day?
why is lunch only a hour but sometimes i take 2?
why I can't wait to watch project runway tonight?
why I miss being called DROCKY???
WHY I DECIDED TO START TAKING MY LUNCH AT 12:30 SO I CAN GO HOME & WATCH WHAT'S HAPPENIN NOW ?
WHY I'M TRYING TO CATCH THE ONE WITH THEM RAPPING ?
WHY THAT SHIT WAS TOO FUNNY FOR TV ?
WHY PEOPLE SLEEPING ON WHAT'S HAPPENIN NOW ?
WHY I LIKE WHAT'S HAPPENIN NOW BETTER THAN WHAT'S HAPPENIN ?
WHY B/F ALWAYS RECITING HIS FAVORITE SCENE FROM DEE WHEN SHE SAYS "YEAH ROG, JUST DO AS YOU'RE TOLD !" ?
WHY I THINK HE'S SPECIAL & NOT IN A GOOD WAY ?
WHY I THINK I'MMA TRY TO GET A CHECK FOR HIM (FOR ME) ?
bammy, why imma tell you to go and look @ the times of all the posts i have done lately, lmmfao
why we use to make fun of the lunch lady wit her crooked wig sticking out that plastic cap???
why someone we know working in the lunch room now wearing crooked wigs and plastic caps???
why we be like, gurl, don't u have a different wig??
why we not made cause we got gooood benefits, 401K, pension & all u can eat pizza on Thursdays??
WHY I FOUND ONE OF THE RAPS SHIRLEY DID....
"peanut butter,
Strawberry Jam,
Spagetti and meatballs
and a leg of lamb"
chrissy snow said...
bammy, why imma tell you to go and look @ the times of all the posts i have done lately, lmmfao
^^Huh?
"WHY MY COUSIN PLAYED THE CYMBALS & I TRIED TO TEST THEM BITCHES OUT & I PINCHED MY NIPPLES CAUSE MY ARMS WAS TOO SHORT ?
WHY YA'LL PROLLY LYAO (LAUGHING YA'LL ASSES OFF) ?"
Damn right. How in the hell...
Why am I still laughing at this
Why is there this dude in a office that I volunteer at (to make connections in town) that stay in my grill
Why is he short like Sisqo
Why am I getting ready to go there and still why
Why do I know that he will be asking me what I am laughing at
lmao bammy go look @ allllll the posts i have done over the last few days, the useless facts, the why wednesday one, all of the times are WRONG, i always change the numbers when i get ready to post, but never the a.m p.m. part....SOOOOOOOOOOOO this post says it was put up @ 8:40 p.m.
why my friends call me a fix it baby..cuz i stay improving a man for the next bitch
why niggas feel once they got ass from you its theirs forever? Yall coulda broke up 17 yrs ago..and had about 8 kids and 132 partners btwn the both of ya..and this nigga still think he can get whats his
Why everybody gotta do a song about “Georgy”?
Who is this Georgy person?
Why he always gotta be a bad guy?
Why I luv bacon and cheese bagels so much?
Why everything I luv to eat got to be either spicy, cheesy, or have bacon on it?
Why I am I such a b*ch, lover, and sweety?
Why the people I kno would only agree with the first one?
Why I think I’m gon sneak outta here a lil early today?
Why I’m gon go the f*ck off if I go home and see another movie ordered?
Why me and my boo had got a new movie last week and on the previews they had this movie called “Azziliciously Delicious”?
Why I wanna be the person to get paid for naming the XXX movies?
Why when these people walk past my desk they be staring at me?
Why I continue to look at the screen like the most interesting thing in the world is on my screen?
Why do they expect me to look at them?
why i think that is any man notch, lol like he done put a mark on ya shit....
why the why's ran outta gas?
why once my shit always my shit is still my jam?sorry notch
why is it not lunch time yet?
why is everyone in my life so nosy?
why my friends call me after a date to see how the date went before the date is even over?
why i feel like im leading a secret life because my friends dont know about all the guys that i talk to?
why if they knew they would call me a hoe cuz them bitches dont believe in sex before the 4th month?
why i believe in sex after the 4th hr if hes hot?
why i believe in sex after the 4th hr if hes hot?
^^^^^ why i need to get a divorce, come to NY and tear that damn city up with notch crazy ass....lol
why i think me and notch were both the "easy" girls back in high school....lmao
WHY I'M WATCHING EPISODES OF WHAT'S HAPPENIN NOW ?
WHY I'MMA WATCH TH EPISODE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ?
lol..lol..@ chrissy
Why Chrissy I was a prude till senior yr of high school?
WHy i only had sex cus everyone else did it?
WHy when i did it the guy was so big that i was scared to do it again..lol (13inches)
Why when i was with my next boyfriend i used to cut class everyday to have sex with him..lol
why all the teachers knew i cut class to have sex with my boyfriend...lol
why i used to come back to school with my hair looking a hot mess and sweaty like i just ran track
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMN 108??? really
y'all bein fast as usual!
Why my aunt liz was the lunch lady when I was in the 7th grade?
Why I went to an all girl private school?
Why was I the only black in my class from 3rd to 10th grade?
Why my aunt had two teeth and one was in her pocket?
Why I get that saying from my chicago date?
Why he said it about this guy that tried to talk to me while I was there?
Why my aunt Liz used to try to give me free sandwiches?
Why I used to be sooooo embarassed?
Why she used to have to hug me and kiss my cheek everyday at lunch?
Why her kisses were so wet?
Why I feel it right now?
Why she used to say sh!t like I'll just save you some extras for afterschool?
Why I'm back on the scene with a gangster lean
Why did I cthu @ MZ Purp's dad & ^5 for watching Weeds.I love that show!
Why is R Kelly on everybody remix and really killing it
Why folks saying to boycott the pedophile but steady singing his songs lol
Why I'm on my new gubment job and still posting my blog
LOl @ erika..lol
Why black woman have to act like they dont need a man sometimes?
My friend Retta told my best friend Kei she so glad Kei broke up with her man cuz her man was beneath her? Why would she say that?
Why people feel if u dont have a college education your doomed for life?
Why im sitting here with a college degree unemployed for months while my friends who aint go to school chilling at work?
Why do people feel they are better than others like they shit dont stink?
Why black woman have to act like they dont need a man sometimes?
^^^^^ WHY THEY STOOPID, WHO GON FIX SHIT ROUND THE HOUSE
My friend Retta told my best friend Kei she so glad Kei broke up with her man cuz her man was beneath her? Why would she say that?
^^^^^^WHY MISERY LOVES COMPANY
Why people feel if u dont have a college education your doomed for life?
^^^^^WHY I KNOW PPL WHO DOOMED ANY DAMN WAY AND THEY WENT TO COLLEGE LOL
Why im sitting here with a college degree unemployed for months while my friends who aint go to school chilling at work?
^^^^^WHY I HAVEN'T THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE NOTCH
Why do people feel they are better than others like they shit dont stink?
^^^^^WHY I HAVEN'T THE ANSWER FOR THAT EITHER LOL
why this man here ask me for change for some sorta bill every damn day
why yesterday it was a 20, and today it was a 5
why i asked him why he just won't go to the damn store and stop bugging me for change
why he then gon cop a tude as usual and act like a lil bitch
why the fukk this lady just called askin if some shyt was covered...why i told her she needed to call member services
why she asked "well why does it say to call you"
why i told her ass we handle eligiblity and ONCE AGAIN u need to speak to member services
why she asked for my name and i spelled it out for her motherfukkin ass
why she said i was being rude
why i asked her for her info and she replied "don't u have it in front of you"
why i replied "if i did i wouldn't be askn you for it"
why must ppl try me
why i need to stop playin and start my career cuz this shyt is for the birds!
why have i been clickin on these ppl lately?
why r they so fukkin stupid?
why i hope kali has a great resume ready?
why i took the fattest nap on my lunch?
why i almost kicked this old mans ass?
why i wouldnt feel bad bout fighting an old man cause he deserved it?
why i wouldnt feel bad bout fighting an old man cause he deserved it?
^^^ why sometimes they be needing it?
Why I'm not trying to be like soulja girl on the Marta though
Why this lady try to speed up and walk in front of me (in walmart)
why her azz didn't make it
why I almost ran over her tail
why yall so crazy? lol
why niggas stoopid? answer that shit for me somebody lol
why i stay asking myself the same thing chrissy...lol
lmao notch why hubby wanna call me and tell me he on to my lil tricks cause i told my momma i was gon come spend the weekend with her before school is back in for the kids....
WHY my momma live in the countriest town possible and i am STILL tryna to figure out what the fuck he think imma do in 2 days in a town where shit closes @ 6:00
why hubby acting that way..he know ur ass aint doing nothin in the country..lol
why that is what the fuck i said notch, what imma do down there, catch a farmer?????
why don't he go with you if he is so 'noid...
why i don't want his ass to go with me lmmfao and FUCK that nigga and his paranoia....
why hubby don't want you partying it up with some pigs, sheeps, bubba jenkins n nem, rosco johnson with his waffles & chickens,pinky with his 2 dolla hos, shae shae & her baby daddies & the whole get fresh crew ?
lol @ the countryness of chrissy mommas house..they got cable out there chrissy??..lol
shae shae & her baby daddies & the whole get fresh crew ?
^^^^ this why our cyber friendship gon get terminated lmmfatfo mofo get fresh crew
yeah they got cable notch, but all me and momma do is sit out on the porch getting drunk and talk bout shae shae and the whole get fresh crew i never do shit when i go down there half the time ppl don't know i am there till i am gone they be like when was Chrissy here, her ass already gone????
chrissy gonna be in some overalls drinkiing moonshine
^^^playing the banjo next to an old dog named scooter
as long as u not out there drinking ghetto ass syrup chrissy its all good..
u gotta start rhyming lil wayne and shit and tattoo a baby rattle on ya left titty talking about baby momma for life
why scooter was born 3 months b4 bobble chrissy ?
why he crawls around on the floor cause he lost feeling in his right front leg & his left back leg ?
why they still try to make his ass fetch the paper ?
why they think his ass gonna keep them damn sheep in line ?
GET THE HELL OUT BOBBLE
i got tears in my eyes
why they think his ass gonna keep them damn sheep in line ?
^^^^^just gon and make arrangements now please i am dead
LMFAO @ Chrissy playin the banjo!..HA HAHA!
why bobble got an unkie pete with a patch ova his eye talking bout he lost it in the war but he got stabbed by his ex wife gerty mae for effin & fathering a child with her sister effie lynn magee ?
"why i hope kali has a great resume ready?"
why i do HR and payroll experience...i wish a niggah would?!?
LMAO @ Chriss n the country
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Gerty Mae and Effie Lynn Magee...ha ha ha!
I gotta crazy older cousin name Gertrude...LMAO!
She go to this lil center and he gotta white boy named petey who buy her pepsi's..LMAO!
why bobble got an unkie pete with a patch ova his eye talking bout he lost it in the war but he got stabbed by his ex wife gerty mae for effin & fathering a child with her sister effie lynn magee ?
^^^^^^^see how she just keep on, lmmfao
She go to this lil center and he gotta white boy named petey who buy her pepsi's..LMAO!
^^^^^now she got mzp tripping lmmfao
why the possum's be scared to go by her momma's house ? ask dalia's possum ...
why lacy don't be coming up in here N.E. more ?
we ain't gonna trip about how everything is in walkin distance
why y'all grocery store only got 3 aisles
why chrissy the best 'rassler out the bunch
why the whole town got to the same doctor ?
why the whole town got to the same doctor ?
kali i responded on your blog.
what's a rassler?
and why yall clowning the hell outta me but i am DYING yall worse than hubby when he go down there talking bout why shit close @ 6:00 all the damn time, why all the white ppl have no teeth....
why chrissy gonna be respondin yes'm to evrything?
why chrissy gonna be churnin her own butter?
why chrissy gonna be cheatin with her old boo named buford?
rassler=wrestler
why nodays talking bout churning butter
why all my exes locked the fuck up, INCLUDING buford so how imma cheat with em???
why i am DONE with this country shit lmmfao
"rassler=wrestler"
why i knew what u was tom'bout!!!
"kali i responded on your blog."
i don't see anything new
lol..why am i cracking up at the country foolishness..
why i wanna take a trip to the country so i can laff about it sum more
why i wanna take a trip to the country so i can laff about it sum more
^^^^^lmmfao my gawd notch if i took your sessay city-fied ass down there, buford and all of em be offering you sips of they moonshine talking bout imma ask ya daddy fa ya hand in marriage gal...
lol @ sessay city-fied ass..lol
LMMFAO, ok they would be like damn she jazzy!!! LMAO they used to mofos walkin round barefoot n shyt
chrissy snow said...
why i wanna take a trip to the country so i can laff about it sum more
^^^^^lmmfao my gawd notch if i took your sessay city-fied ass down there, buford and all of em be offering you sips of they moonshine talking bout imma ask ya daddy fa ya hand in marriage gal...
^^^
i stole this from family guy but cousin buford gonna say, do your brother got claims on ya miss notchie ?
lol why bobble's cousins gonna ask her when she started wearing shoes & bottoms ?
why they gonna be giving her the silent treatment cause she think she all that with her soap & toothpaste ?
& her fancy fragrance & bobble gonna say i just have on secret deodorant (sp) .
lmao K i thought i was the only person who still said jazzy....
bobble gonna pack her clothes in shit in her children's old book bags & they gonna say "cuzzin bobble, why kinda job you got me reckon you can afferd them dezigna luggage ?
lol why bobble's cousins gonna ask her when she started wearing shoes & bottoms ?
^^^^^talking bout you done went on up there to that big city and got fancy on us
why they gonna be giving her the silent treatment cause she think she all that with her soap & toothpaste ?
^^^^^GET OUT!!
lol @ 504..why u got so much time on ya hands..lol
got all dem sah-diddy white folk chemicals in hah harre like she the queen of english.
she be learn'in hah chil'rens how to say abc's tah'getha & readin numbas like theh in cah'ledge or doctahs.
damn baby cuz you changed on uhs.
cuzzy bobble, why yah chil'rens got plastic toys ? theh too good fer sticks & rocks ?
whee doggies is that little chrissy snow? come on in here and get some vittles
i am D.O.A.
"lmao K i thought i was the only person who still said jazzy...."
Chile no...lmao we use that shyt HEAVY down here! lol
LMAO @ Gee
got all dem sah-diddy white folk chemicals in hah harre like she the queen of english.
^^^^^^ i SWEAR i can't even concentrate no' mo' bobble ann, lmmfatfo
i told ya high yella class ass not to come back yonder !
special k ? aren't u carlito's mommy ? if so THANKS FOR THE MYSPACE COMPLIMENT !!
why i wanted to name my son carlito or cortez, but hubby like hell naw we ain't mexican, i loooooooooove carlito for a boy's name
why you need to keep that private b4 shot the immigrant poh-leese get started lol ?
damn heffa dinks she spehshull using ferks n shits like them white folk. she neva thought using hands for eating splagetti was nassy when she was a youngin
why you need to keep that private b4 shot the immigrant poh-leese get started lol ?
^^^^lmmfao why you right bobble
lmmfao bobble we is DONE
"special k ? aren't u carlito's mommy ? if so THANKS FOR THE MYSPACE COMPLIMENT !!"
YEP, that would be me!!!!
oh yea ur welcome..lol
" i loooooooooove carlito for a boy's name"
that's my boo boo Chriss!!!!
that's my boo boo Chriss!!!!
^^^^^^awwwwwwww Lil Lito for short is what imma call him lol
LMAO, that's what I call him Lito n LitoBito..LMMFAO
damn it K, i KNEW i should have gone and named AJ Carlito....lol
Why did I see a man (very fat man) literally assed out... LITERALLY.
LMMFAO @ CHriss..haha great mind think alike I told u we was related farreal
and ewwwwwwwwwwwww@ Monet lmao @ literally
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