Yall already know Bammy and Chrissy some deep females, i mean we the same people who brought yall Suge Knight's reality show (i thinkUncle Luke read our blog and jacked our idea btw....) and countless Why Wednesday posts...
NowBammy being the deep chick she is was like we should do a post about being another person for one day, and me being just as deep, i was like HELL YEAH Bammy, let's do it, so readers, if yall could be another person for one day, who would it be, and why, please think on this really hard yall, we want thought provoking, conversating inducing answers, cause yall already know, we SO SERIOUS.... ahhahhahh SIKE.... do you tho, tell us who yall would wanna be.....
12 years ago
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i still say i would wanna be michael jackson bammy....
lmao
or lil wayne cause i read somewhere he said he don't sleep, i wanna know da hell it would feel like to run on fucking empty, full of syrup all the time.....lmao
lmao chrissy you just want to have your nose fall off, admit it!
I would wanna be Warren Buffet. As myself I'd create a charity "bammy's love of bammy fund" and then as Warren i would transfer a cool 100 mill to the bammy fund off-shore bank account.
I'm Rich biacth?
really if i could be any man, i'd be cool with it, i wanna know what the big deal is about getting head, and i wanna pee anywhere, that would be the best shit cause i know i speak for all ladies when we are on long ass car rides, and we really gotta go, but the next rest area is like 5 miles off, man to have a dick and be able to pull over whip it out and just piss.....
lmao i like bammy's idea
LOL @ chrissy...I think I would want to be a man also...a rich man tho!..lol
Or I would be one of Hugh Heffner's bunnies...but I would be the one that wouldn't sleep with Hugh's old wrinkled ass...lol...I would enjoy his house and free clothes...LOL!
LMAO, y'all are crazy!!! LOL umm I'm gonna have to come back to this one...i dunno who i would want to trade with
a damn playboy heifer tho mzp, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you know hugh like still test em out and shit, what if his ancient ass like i need to feel her breasts, do a pelvic exam on her or some shit lmmfao......i need to quit
LOL...look I said one that he don't sleep with...I just want to enjoy the luxury DAMMIT!
I would also like to be Naomi Campbell for a day...so I could knock a mofo out with my Blackberry!..LOL! Sometimes I wish I could smack a nigga upside they head...
lmao mzp i wouldn't wanna be her ole no hairline ass, naw i take that back, i'd be her, and get a decent weave job......
still thinking lol
still tripping off my girl talking bout she wanna be a bunny, lmmfao she go into it all gung ho like ohhhhhh i get free clothes, all the parties i want to go to i can ride in the limo get a lil playboy necklace, lmmfao till ole hugh ass creep into her room late one night, his old crabby hand all up her thigh and shit talking bout it's ok, i am just here to test ya lawd i can't stop lmmfao
LMAO!!!!!
Chrissy hush!...EWWW gross me out dude!
and call me wrong fa this if you want, but i always wondered what hugh's funeral would be like, like are his 3 main bitches all gon sit on the 1st pew with black on, will it be a playboy emblem on his casket, will he be buried in that smoking jacket, will famous covers of playboy magazines be blown up sitting by his casket all gigantic and shit who gon give the euology? will like allllllllll the ppl he ever invited to the mansion to party show up.....
lmao will it be televised?
LOL!!
I wonder if Hugh is "huge"?
The gurls gon have bunnies on the back of their black suits...Hef will wave on one of his smoking jackets and some playboy bunny pj pants...
His son gon have on a playboy cape cuz he's the king now...all the 3 bunnies have to f*ck him good, for his initiation...lol
Chriss, u r ill...lol
MzPurp...LMAO at you wanting to be a playboy bunny
i still can't think of anyone....hmmmmm Ashanti? so i can fukk Nelly...lol
LOL @ K...
Yea if you were Ashanti...you would have f*cked more than Nelly...you forgot Irv Gotti and Ja Rule!!!...lol
The gurls gon have bunnies on the back of their black suits...Hef will wave on one of his smoking jackets and some playboy bunny pj pants...
^^^^^ lmmfao lawd tell me that shit wouldn't be gangsta, them ho's sitting up in black skirt suit thingys with them bunnies on the back.....
i would love to be david banner's jump off whoever that footdraggin hussy ho may be....
Mz Purp, I'm tombout for a day! lol i would fukk his azz up!
Chriss-see, he would get it all day right???
have y'all ever fukked a a nigga wit a curve in his shyt? LOL random i know but i wanna know and y'all know why
K, i have had that convo with other females, and i am just disgusted with a dick that curves, lmao if i see it and the curve is very noticeablei am not gon wanna screw him, imma be all like how DA HELL that happen lmao it's just a turn off to me, i need a skraight soilder, a penis that when the dude stand UP, his dick stands OUT... when his ass lay down on his back, it reaches his belly button, that means he got least 10 inches, lawd i am hottttt now.....
i mean it's a slight curve..lol
where y'all bytches at?
is this where the part-tay is at??
lol
@ Chrissy...u kno I'm down w DB all day! I would "FOR ONE NIGHT" let him sweat all over me while he beats it up! and I want him to rap "Play" while he doin it...LOL!!!!
@ K,Ok so my boo has a lil curve in his peny..lol...and it's just fine! That shit hit spots I didn't even kno were there!..LOL!
lmmfao DB and sweat is the hottest shit i have heard all say.....
and curves sicken me yall, sorry it's just gross to me, i be looking @ the dick like it got cerebal palsy or some shit, not cute....i don't want a penis that looks a lil touched
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u curve can get it in my book..lol
its not the most attractive lookin thing but they say ur g-spot is off the left side so when its curve it hits it
Purp, ok see yea it's not a scary lookin curve..WHOO he got me fantasizin at work lawd i can't wait to get off...literally..lol
Chriss-it's okay different strokes for different folks...pun intended.lol (why have I always wanted to use that word PUN and i have never gotten the chance to until now...lol)
Oh thank ya Notch...i swear i'm bout to leave work early. LOL
it got real hot last night but i passes..lol i know right?
i mean if the ding a ling is curved, and i don't see it, then i won't care, but if i see it 1st i am like omg i cannot let that thing in me.....lmmfao i wish i could take a pic of my man's penis so yall could see a perfect one, no curves, bumps, knots none of that shit, just pure unalderterated (sp) prettiness.....let me stop lmmfao he do got a pretty one tho.....
passed*
ahhahhahh lmmfao @ K bout to bounce from work to go sit on that curved thang.....get it girl.....
we need one of our guy cyber friends to come in here and tell us if they curved or not.....lmao
Lol @ chrissy and her random foolishness..aka a dick with cerebal palsy..lol
Chriss bytch u stupid..dude got a pretty one also i was like dayum, i want that shyt...lol AND it's the biggest that i have had so i'm curious. And grown and stay protected..lol so i'm good. that's dude from my post who i ran into. man i haven't seen him in like 4 years!!! i stopped talkin to him because when i was a virgin he told me that he wanted to have sexx with me and i was scared...lol good thing i didn't because we would have bout 50 -11 kids with all that shyt he got..lmao we were so blowed last night. he is goofy just like my azz he was like I'm a short nigga so u prolly thinkin "he" short..LMAO i was like yea so i saw it and its got girth like a mu'fukka...i am kind of scared tho...does it hurt at first? LMAO
ahhahhahhahh lmmfao K girl them short niggas, lawd blessed them.. most times they shit be fat, and long enough to hit all the spots curved or not.......hubby 5'9 and blessed gotdamn it, lawd yall leave me alone imma go home and rape that man talking to yall.....and tell me how da hell he just pull his shit out on random and show you K......lmmfao
Chriss farreal tho, i had to call that nigga on my break! man....4 years of waiting...and you finna LOL...last night he was like just let me give u a sample! I was like man hell nah, there ain't no such thing nigga! lol he tried so hard and i wanted to but i didn't..lol i was like u can get it tomorrow and he was like u can get it now and tomorrow...i said nah man..lol he kept whisperin in my ear "Get Yours" OH MY GOD, i need a cold shower...y'all don't understand a bytch ready cuz i haven't been fuk'd right in a minute...some dudes need to take classes
wait yall, when yall lost yall virginity was the dude blessed or not, i lost mine to a dude who now that i think about it had a big ass one for a 17 yr old, maybe that is why i have to have em big now......and when this turn into a sex post....lol
u can get it now and tomorrow
^^^^^^^ lmmfao K lil sis you better than me cause soon as he said that playboy ass line it would have been splash panties wet, now panties off.....
"and tell me how da hell he just pull his shit out on random and show you K"
iight this is what happened...me, him his homeboy and my cousin was all chillin...they were outside playin cards..mind u i'm blowed so we starin at each other and i'm just thinkin like dayum this nigga lookin all good n shyt..lol and he has a myspace music page so he was like "come on I'm gonna show you my myspace page" LMMFAO, i was blowed but i ain't dumb i knew what time it was when he locked the door...LMAO so we were kissin and he just pulled it out...when i tell ya'll a bytch was cheesin..i was thinkin YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSs a gold package allstar!!! LOL
LOL @ K...yea them short niggas always have some fat ones! I had me a lil short bo-legged dude one time..MMMmmmMMmmMMmm
So K you only saw it? When will you test it out?...LOL!?
"wait yall, when yall lost yall virginity was the dude blessed or not, i lost mine to a dude who now that i think about it had a big ass one for a 17 yr old, maybe that is why i have to have em big now......and when this turn into a sex post....lol"
it was my ex(BD) looking back now, his was average..but good...i was so gone...until i got some new good dyck...lol and i'm sorry i ain't mean to jack ya post but i know u don't mind cuz it makes our day go by faster..lol
LOL @ Purp...
yeah i just saw it...i'm hittin his azz up when i get off work!!!! yesssssssir...lol
@ Chrissy...gurl my first was well endowed...had me coming back in the house sittin down sideways...OMG it hurt..and as much as I tried to run from it, he just kept on goin deeper...
@ K, yea I would have already gave it up..after he kept whisperin "get yours"...LOL! That sh*t right there would have had me...lol
disregard me askin if u just saw it...
ahhahhahhahhahhahh lmmfao i had to catch my breath cause MzP said he had her sitting sideways.....
and double lmao @ big dyck tryna to be all slick talking bout a myspace page, and yall youngin's kill me with these sayings and shit a mofo gold package allstar????? lmmfatfo
LMAO so we were kissin and he just pulled it out...
^^^^^ i swear i am old cause a dude pull his shit out on me big or not imma laugh cause he had the audacity to undo his pants and shit and whip it out, omg and when they try to make you put ya hand on it that shit kills me, they all like just hold it, i would be like nigga if i hold it imma be jacking it, and once i start jacking it you gon wanna put it in and so on and so forth.....
mannnnnnnnnnnnn y'all the devil is sooooo busy..lol WTF aunt flo azz came!!!!! what type of bullshyt is that? i know he gone think i'm lyin..lol this is some bullshyt!
I miss my boo sooooooo much ya'll...his funky ass went to the Essence Music Festival...and left me here w no d*ck....I NEED SOME SOOOOO BAD! & then ya'll wanna start w the sexxt posts...LOL!
"mofo gold package allstar????? " i get that shyt from the two kittens blog...they on my blogroll and they are a mess!!! lol
"omg and when they try to make you put ya hand on it that shit kills me"
LMMFAO cuz he was like "touch it" and i did...lol man i'm mad a fukk now
Aww damn K!!!!!!!
That suxxxxxx!!! I'm blown for you...that shit right there is the worse! Happend to me the last time I came on...I'm thinkin yea when I get off I'm gon tear my boo up...nah I just ended up tearin the plastic off a tampon...LMAO!
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LMAO this shyt is the worst right now...i gotta call him and tell him...i know he gone be like dayum cuz i know i'm ready shyt. AND he was just like "i can't wait to see you" *sucks teeth* i'm gonna still go over there though...but dammit man!
the dude im messing with now got a big old strong dick..he can use it to beat up people and shit...
but he just as not attractive as fuck..i told yall i dont take him nowhere but to the bedroom
*mad as fukk now
"i told yall i dont take him nowhere but to the bedroom"
TIMEOUT NOTCH!!! lol
LMAO @ that STRONG dick!..HA HA!!
..he can use it to beat up people and shit...
^^^^^^ lmmfao see, i gotta go pee offa that mess.......notch who he look like give us an example
off topic *rolls eyes* i would be paris hilton pre-herpes so i can be everywhere for no reason.
luv gee
DA FUCK is a Jorge? and what he just say???????
Um, what was the topic again?
Cause I'm reading about all kinds of winkies!
something about a blog about discrimination in Argentina..lol
Jada Pinkett-Smith, so I can experience Will...
something about a blog about discrimination in Argentina..lol
^^^^^^ ahhahhahh lmao tell me why i can't quit laughing @ that shit....
Yo I heard females be wildin between each other when talkin bout dudes! This is madd funny!
"he can use it to beat up people and shit..."
LMMFAO why i had to go back and read this shyt and it was funny as hell and made me LOL!!! LOL
"something about a blog about discrimination in Argentina..lol"
straight up Chriss...lol
Tech-Whattup mane?haha yeah we be in here wilin' at times!
I would have to be Jayz. Get B pregnant and blow a couple mil in a day and i'd die a happy man
Hmmmm, I would love to be Lenny Kravitz' white girlfriend LMAO!! I hear he has a piercing down there!
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