Random Questions That NEED Answers...

Monday, July 7, 2008

Where the youngbloodz @



Can a grown man eat a Popsicle and still get respect



When is the right age to tell ya kids santa claus is a mofo hoax



Can you be considered a thug if you drive a bright yellow Volkswagon Beetle?



Whatever happen to the Harlem Shake?


or the chicken noodle soup dance?


Are white ppl required by law to tell corny ass jokes?


How long Mary J Blige gon rock that blond hair?


Is it just me, or is the name Cecil unnatractive as hell, i mean fa real what parent wanna name they son that


Why the little ghetto convenient stores ran by Habib and them never put new shit on they shelves, lmmfao they just rotate all that shit like we ain't gon know them damn honey buns been sitting there since 2002, or that the big red gum will have no flavor whatsoever cause it's been sitting in that same window in the sun since the store opened, damn dust just stacked up on the 2 liters and if you buy one of them when you open, no fizz @ all, soda flat as hell but they gon sit it there anyway tryna to sell it, WHY????? they do that....

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heck, I can't answer. I'm too busy rollin'!!!

"little ghetto convenient stores ran by Habib and them..."

Too true. Too true.

Kaliente said...

LMAo, hey y'all kind of stressed today i need y'all to make me laugh!

Anonymous said...

D, tell me you ain't never been into them stores, and all the shit be dusty, i be like when yall gon get some NEW shit, they don't even make that tab soda anymore and they ass have that shit sitting on the damn shelves and shit, got that damn bazooka bubblegum i be like who still chew this shit, lmmfao damn zinger cake thingys supposed to be orange, but they like a dirty kinda burnt brown cause they old, shit be killing me only thing they have fresh and new in them stores is blunts cause the niggas sty buying em, and the dang powerade....everythang else OLD OLD OLD...

sorry you stressed K, get ya relax on tho girl tomm is a new day that is what i tell myself lol

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Most Knowledgeable Shot have all the answers!


Can a grown man eat a Popsicle and still get respect? NO, IN FACT, BOYS OVER 7 YRS MUST CHOP IT UP PUT IN BOWL AND USE SPOON! AS JOHN F KENNEDY ONCE SAY:
GROWN MAN SHOULD ONLY WRAP LIPS AROUND NIPPLE OR CLIT
OTHERWISE THAT MAN AIN'T SHIT!

When is the right age to tell ya kids santa claus is a mofo hoax? SANTA CLAUS IS HOAX?!?!? SHOT SAW HIM LAST WINTER CHILLING AT SHOPPING MALL. REAL LIVE SANTA SITTING THERE - THIS BLOG IS A HOAX! SANTA LIVES! SANTA LIVES!

Can you be considered a thug if you drive a bright yellow Volkswagon Beetle? HAPPY THUGS=OXYMORON. WHAT HIS MOTTO: I'M A REAL SUNSHINEY ASS VIVID HAPPY CRAMPED UP NI99A?

Whatever happen to the Harlem Shake? SHOT STILL DOING "Everybody just bounce wit me just bounce wit me" WILL SMITH DANCE FROM MIB. SHOT GET KICKED OUT OF MANY CLUBS AFTER DOING DANCE- HI HATERS!

Are white ppl required by law to tell corny ass jokes? SHOT SUGGEST ASKING HALF OF CHRISSY THIS QUESTION!


How long Mary J Blige gon rock that blond hair? UNTIL "BANK ROBBER BLONDE WIG AND DARK SHADE" LOOK FINALLY PLAYS OUT!


Is it just me, or is the name Cecil unnatractive as hell, i mean fa real what parent wanna name they son that? SHOT THINK IT JUST YOU, GLADYS!


Why the little ghetto convenient stores ran by Habib and them never put new shit on they shelves, lmmfao they just rotate all that shit like we ain't gon know them damn honey buns been sitting there since 2002, FERMENTED SUGAR FROM HONEY BUNS GIVE KIDS GOOD BUZZ. THEY GET SWEETS FIX AND GET LIFTED ALL WHILE SAYING NO TO DRUGS!

or that the big red gum will have no flavor whatsoever cause it's been sitting in that same window in the sun since the store opened,
SOME PEOPLE LIKE CHEWING RUBBERBAND FLAVORED GUM!
damn dust just stacked up on the 2 liters and if you buy one of them when you open, no fizz @ all, soda flat as hell but they gon sit it there anyway tryna to sell it,SHOT THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO GREEN AND RECYCLE OLD SODA LIKE HABIB - JUST CALL IT THICK KOOL AID OR SYRUPY PUNCH!

WHY????? they do that....

Anonymous said...

lmao thanks for the answers enlightened one.....but i be damned if i feed my kids them old ass honey buns i refuse to buy em....

Most Enlightened One Buddha SureShot said...

Chrissy my lovely spring Iris petal, Shot not doubt kids get no honey bun - Chrissy have Costco size boxes for herSELF though.

Dr. Shot know that vast amounts of processed sugar and whey in honey buns interact 523,235th genome causing ass and tits in Polynesian women to be(use medical term) swole the fuck up!

Secondary effects include random ni99as trying to tell yo man how great ass and tits look in skimpy ass Sucker Free Sunday video dress


Thirdary (yes that's a word) effects include busted lips and branging up the past...

Jay Midnyte said...

"Heck, I can't answer. I'm too busy rollin'!!"

sounds like my weekend!

Hey yalls

Anonymous said...

Secondary effects include random ni99as trying to tell yo man how great ass and tits look in skimpy ass Sucker Free Sunday video dress
^^^^^ lmmfatfo i got a pic of the dress too while you talking shit, and it's not skimpy @ all, it's very classy thank ya....

and J i swear i am so mad @ you.....lol da hell you been please tell me whereever it was you was with a black girl named shaniqua and not a white girl named jennifer.....

Jay Midnyte said...

lol actually yeah chrissy I was chillin with a bunch of black girls at a crazy hotel suite idk how they got it but we got it and wee got kicked out anyway for eing some naggers

Anonymous said...

lol J i was bout to put out an APB and say you got kidnapped by a band of white girls or some shit.....

and why yall got kicked out??? smoking weed,blasting pac, lol what was the reason

Jay Midnyte said...

lol all of that but we got kicked out for noise in less than a hour. Didn't matter to us who was "rollin" we walked thru denver gettin at drunk females.

And we went to the mountains and tore that shit up too lol

What you do?

Anonymous said...

And we went to the mountains and tore that shit up too lol
^^^^^^ lmmfao them white ppl up there can't stand yall right bout now you know that right.....

and i kicked it, but not as hard as yo' lil young ass did, i mean i actually have to go home and go to bed, i can't stay up all night 18 days straight shutting down ski lodges, and getting ran otta hotels....lol seriously tho, got drunk, saw fireworks, went to a party, the end....

Anonymous said...

gettin at drunk females.
^^^^^all silly snow bunnies cause sistahs get drunk, but in the privacy of our home, we know better than to get full, get some shit slipped in our drink and wind up as a lifetime movie story.....talking bout i don't know why he videotapped me my gawd, my parents will never forgive me but ya ass right back on girls gon wild special edition lmao let me stop, i be tripping

504 said...

Where the youngbloodz @
HANGING WITH ABC & DA BAND


Can a grown man eat a Popsicle and still get respect
IF HE'S RUBBING IT AROUND ME NIPPY, SHO NUFF !


When is the right age to tell ya kids santa claus is a mofo hoax
WHEN THOSE NIGGAS START WRITING WISH LISTS


Can you be considered a thug if you drive a bright yellow Volkswagon Beetle?
THROW SOME D'S ON DAT BITCH


Whatever happen to the Harlem Shake?
CARDIAC ARREST...R.I.P

or the chicken noodle soup dance?
I GOT A LIL HUNGRY

Are white ppl required by law to tell corny ass jokes?
AMENDMENT 23...LOOK IT UP

How long Mary J Blige gon rock that blond hair?
S'LONG AS SHE GOT ONE PERSON SAYING, GIRL LEAVE IT THAT COLOR, YOU INVITED THAT SHIT GIRL

Is it just me, or is the name Cecil unnatractive as hell, i mean fa real what parent wanna name they son that
THAT SAME PARENT WHO NAME CECIL'S SIBLINGS, PRUDENCE, GERTRUDE, HILDA & ROOSEVELT

Why the little ghetto convenient stores ran by Habib and them never put new shit on they shelves, lmmfao they just rotate all that shit like we ain't gon know them damn honey buns been sitting there since 2002, or that the big red gum will have no flavor whatsoever cause it's been sitting in that same window in the sun since the store opened, damn dust just stacked up on the 2 liters and if you buy one of them when you open, no fizz @ all, soda flat as hell but they gon sit it there anyway tryna to sell it, WHY????? they do that....
WHY WE GOT A STORE DOWN THE SKREET CALLED HABIBI'S ???

this sh!t better work..lmao