Why Bammy ain't leave me no why's to post since she gon be out today
Why the Matrix makes no mofo sense to me period, i don't get it...
Why girls who are a little bigger than average insist on wearing tank and tube tops with they backs out
Why this dude that work here think i care about the hate he have for his in-laws who are staying with him throo the summer
Why is sex sooooooooooooo good in the shower lmao
Why i really have no good why's so imma stop and let yall run a list of why's down to me.....
12 years ago
109 comments:
why yall ain't why'ing
^^^^^ ROTFL
Why did my sister take a campus class when she could've taken the same class online? (She must not be aware of gas prices.)
Why do working mothers hire these gorgeous nannies & are so shocked when their husbands start affairs with them? (I just finished watching a movie about this.)
Why is it that everytime I go to a supermarket, I always end up behind a person that insits on fishing out the exact change for the cashier instead of giving him/her the dollar that's already in their hand????
Why is it that everytime I go to a supermarket, I always end up behind a person that insits on fishing out the exact change for the cashier instead of giving him/her the dollar that's already in their hand????
^^^^^lmao why you would soooooooooo hate me cause i do that shit
why this my first week back to work and i am already ready to go home?
why this been the longest week of my life?
"Why is it that everytime I go to a supermarket, I always end up behind a person that insits on fishing out the exact change for the cashier instead of giving him/her the dollar that's already in their hand????"
why thats just as bad as being behind the person that still writes checks?
why dont they just use their debit card like everyone else?
why thats just as bad as being behind the person that still writes checks?
^^^^^^why i end up behind the old lady with the slow shaky hands who write the checks.....lmao
Why in elementary school they tell you that in case of fire
you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to
tallest? WTF? Do tall people burn slower?!?
Why the beautiful chicks gotta always be delusional or obviously suffering from some type of head trauma? LOL!
WTF? Do tall people burn slower?!?
^^^^^^lmmfao you slay me on a fucking daily.....
Why the beautiful chicks gotta always be delusional or obviously suffering from some type of head trauma? LOL!
^^^^^why i don't think that is true i need some examples.....
Why Chrissy refuse to look within oneself first?
Why Chrissy refuse to look within oneself first?
^^^^^why i meant besides me lmao
why i wish i had some more tootsie rolls?
why i cant wait till lunch?
why i forgot to bring my flats to work and now my feet hurt?
why i need a drink already?
why bobble ann know she the queen of why wednesday and her ass ain't been throo here yet
Why is this pay week and it always seems to go the slowest?
Why my co-worker put a thermomater (???) on her desk and it is 59 degrees in here?
Why my other co-worker say all the old ladys turn the air to extreme cold due to menopause?
Why does this other girl hear bark (cough)all day like a dog?
Why hasn't her boss sent her home?
Why I can't wait to check my account tonight (tomorrows payday)?
lmmfao why the co-worker barking is killing me right now
why i agree with ericka that pay weeks go by sooooooooo slow....
Why I laugh so hard at the comments on these damn why Wednesday posts?
Why do you have to go to the end of the earth to catch a smoke nowadays?
Why, in the words of katt Williams, do I gotta be at the gas station "makin life decisions?"
Why my daddy been askin to borrow money from me since I was 8 and he aint paid me back yet?
Why is my man possibly the only guy on earth that can ask me "whose pussy is this?" during sex and not have me bust out laughing?
Why I can't stop daydreaming bout the tone of his voice?
Why I remember more shit that went on during our most recent time spent together after we smoked weed and not before?
Why when he wanted to hit it from the back did I get on hands and knees when that really wasn't his intention?
Why I felt kinda slutty when he lay on top of me and got it from the back cuz I was kinda in the mood for some hair pulling?
Why I think he might be cheating on me because his head game improved so much?
Why I think its cuz he was high as hell?
Why I'm bout to buy him a pound now?
why dieselle is a mofo fool for them why's lmmfao
Why this lady call up here to MY desk everytime she needs to go sh*t in the bathroom?
Why does she think I need to kno/or that I care?
Why Plies say I gotta "pretty pu**y"?...LOL!
Why he say I get it hot and gushy?..LMAO!
Why I need to clean out my purse?
Why if my boss saw all the $$ I got all balled up in here they would think I was a stripper?
Why the gurl who used to work here was a receptionist by day, stripper/buss-it-wide-open artist by night?
Why I'm so glad it's Why Wed!?
"Why does this other girl hear bark (cough)all day like a dog?"
why she got ot be barking like a dog? LOL
why i laughed out loud fo' real?
why i these people wont leave me alone so i can why?
why weed make the sex soooo much better?
why im tired of answering the same questions all day?
why i aint got a drank yet?
Dieselle, your why's are too funny!!
Why I luv me some Devein tha Dude?
Why I got his new mixtape?
Why he got this song on the CD, where the dude talkin bout "I like jacking off"?..lol
Why he proceed to say that he like to jack off in front of the tv w a helmet, a cleet, and a towel on the floor ?
Why I die everytime he say that he like that "booty part"?
Why when Devin came to DC I pushed this gurl out the way who was huggin him and looked at her and said "WHAT"?
Why I squeezed him so hard that he looked like a cartoon who's eyes were about to pop out the socket?
Why Scarface was with him and his elbows were ashy as hell??
why bobble ann is finally in de house ?
why is all the good whys taken ?
why i soooooo agree with grey goose about weed making sex soooo much better ?
why i want my b/f to hurry up & change jobs so we can smoke something & then twerk something ?
why it's sooo good i wanna feel it even better ?
why i don't wanna talk bout sex cause he left me hanging like a dope fiend the other night & i'm at work so i can't pop nothing off right now ?
why i'mma take a nice relaxing bath & get all scrubbed up so we can break it off to the breaka dawn ?
why i'mma why about something else after i use the bathtrum ?
Why he proceed to say that he like to jack off in front of the tv w a helmet, a cleet, and a towel on the floor ?
^^^^why that sound like a jack off session for a man who is a lil touched
why we some skanks who got D on the brain
why i think my cats be playing with my faucets while i'm at work ?
why when i came home for lunch, i turned on the cold water & that bitch turned steaming hot but when i turned on the hot water, that bitch turned cold....but....why after work, they turned back normal ?
why i feel like i'm in the twilight zone ?
why people insist on calling me at 8am when they know my ass aint up cuz i dont got a damn job
why my ass gonna see the "dark knight" at 3am on friday morning..guess its cuz i have no job to go to..lol
why Ima eff my ugly jumpoff all weekend when we go away?
why ima make sure we eff all morning so i can only take his ugly ass out at nite?
why i want everybody to stop whying about sex?
why im hating cause aint getting none right know?
Why the chick STILL barking?
Why he proceed to say that he like to jack off in front of the tv w a helmet, a cleet, and a towel on the floor ?
(hysterical)
Why my son on his way back from Myrtle Beach and I only got some once the entire week he was gone?
Why I only spend the night out once?
Why it wasn't with the guy I had sex with?
Why the guy I spent the night with-I wouldn't let touch me cuz he thing is the same size as my 9 yr old sons?
Why before his name in my phone is "lil"?
Why he cool but I cant get past his little wang?
Why I only spend the night at his house because he lives closer in the city (Cleveland) and I live about 30min away?
Why I only call him after I am too drunk to drive all the way home?
Why I think he's hip to me and didn't answer my call Monday?
Why was I drunk on a Monday?
Why whenever I see people with change collections I be thinkin of that crank dat homeless man song?
Why I was so upset a few days ago when my man wouldn't call all day and now that I got some I don't really give a damn?
Why I aint appreciate how damn cute his brother is until just recently?
Why I burst out laughing whenever they got those dancing cartoon preemie babies on those truth commercials about smoking?
Why I think there's a Disney fast pass straight to hell with my name on it?
Why after I watched supersize me did I really want some fries?
Why I've been a nympho since I was thirteen?
Why my parents such damn immigrants, tryin to marry me off like we still living in the muhfukkin bush?
Why when I see Wayne in Lloyds new video I want him to go deep sea diving wit me?
Why was that a milli video such garbage?
Why I die laughing whenever I hear that winn Dixie bag full of money line from his song?
Why I aint seen a winn Dixie since I was around 7 and I live in the south?
Why ericka's whys so funny?
why aint nothing worse than a lil dick?
why lil dick niggas need to walk around with a sign?
Why the guy I spent the night with-I wouldn't let touch me cuz he thing is the same size as my 9 yr old sons?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL @ Ericka
Why is that the reason i wont mess with this other guy named chris?
Why we aint had sex yet but I touched it and got nervous?
Why he had me thinking i was rkelly with his minature penis?
why i think my cats be playing with my faucets while i'm at work ?
^^^^why this clarifies the love/hate relationship i got with bobble ann krazee ass
Why my parents such damn immigrants, tryin to marry me off like we still living in the muhfukkin bush?
^^^^why imma talk to bammy bout canceling why wednesdays if yall keep trying to fucking kill me....
Why these why's bout to be real long?
Why I'm so excited Project Runway premieres tonight?
Why my boo betta not bother me then?
Why I'm gon ignore the f*ck outta him if he does?
Why I hope he don't get mad and change the channel?
Why I just got a email tellin me that July 30 is National Cheesecake Day?
Why The Cheesecake Factory sellin slices of cheesecake for a $1.50??
Why I'm gon make my boo buy me like 3 slices?
Why I shouldn't be eatin no damn cheesecake cuz I need to lose a couple pounds?
Why if I tell him that I think I do, he gon think I'm crazy cuz he like my cushion?..LOL!
Why I'm bout to tell the bosslady that I don't want to hear anything else about her daughter?
Why the new gurl only been here two weekes and she was like she kno all the bosslady daughter business?
Why the bosslady daughter got caught up this mornin tryna skip out on work, faking like she gotta migraine?
Why I don't even want to type anything else pertaining to the bosslady daughter?
Why I'm starving but don't kno what the hell I want to eat?
Why I think I'm goin to go to Ruby's and get a crabcake and a dranky drank?
Why me and my boo goin to a reggae festival the last weekend of the month?
Why I'm gon get him/me so high so we can hump as good as ya'll talkin bout?
why i was pluggin' up my computer and one of the dudes in the back came throo the door saw my ass in the air and said GOTDAMN real fucking loud
why he then ask me how many things can i do sexy
why i laughed and was like what??????
why he say i chew gum sexy
why i say get the fuck outta here cause i smack my gum like a hungry ass cow....
why i will no longer chew gum in front of his ass
Why I think I'm goin to go to Ruby's and get a crabcake and a dranky drank?
^^^^^why imma just get me a flask and keep it under my damn desk MzP lmao
LOL LOL @ Chris and Ms. p...
why did my ex get me a flask for work engraved saying "work hard!"...lol
Why am I dyin laughin at this "dranky drank" mess cuz yall sound like the drunk uncle at the family reunion who tries to hit on every damn body like he superfly knowing good and hell well his game took the next Cadillac outta the 70s along with elevator shoes?
Why I feel bad cuz I really like the uncle I have that's like that even though he got a henessey problem?
Why I suddenly feel better about my alcohol troubles hearin yall talk about gettin messed up at work?
Why I can't be in a relationship without keeping my list of "just in case" niggas close by?
Why I look crazy as hell laughing alone at work?
Why I think Pedro over here added some tequila to his quesadillas?
Why I wish he saved some for me?
Why I can't be in a relationship without keeping my list of "just in case" niggas close by?
***Why am I the same?***
Why I loove Why wednesdays?
Why my girl that works with want to know what I am laughing at?
Why she don't blog--so she want get it?
Why I really wanna take the time to work on my blog?
Why am I sooo lazy and would rather spend my time stalking everybodies else?
Why as soon as I get home I'm going to sleep?
Why my best friend in the whole wide world asked me to have a three-some w/her married boyfriend and her?
Why is she married too?
Why is her boyfriends wife her good friend and used to babysit her (and her husbands) kid?
Why I don't think we friends anymore (cuz she asked me that foolishness and I would kill the biyatch if she even allowed that thought to cross her mind with ANY of my dates let alone husband)?
Why she dead wrong?
Why did she feel comfortable asking me that?
Why do she think I look like I would enjoy a 3some?
Why don't you get the queen of latinas to hook you up with some straight across the road tequila!
There are 3 of Chrissy peeps in a car...who is driving?
THE INS AGENT!!!!!
Why lord why is there a silent k in the English language?
Why would you ever really need a silent k?
Why can't you just spell knife nife? Why that k need to be there?
If there gotta be a silent k why I only know 2 words that got one?
Why don't all words that begin with n start with k? You can't hear the difference...
Why am I so unsurprised now that all of my schoolteachers hated my ass with a passion?
why imma just call INS on my damn self so shot can stop threatning me....lol
why yall tripping on these why's today.....
why i wanna know what the other silent k word is lmao knife and what else
angaroo - big ass hopping mouse!
Why when you ask a teacher how to spell a word, she be like "Look it up" A ni99a spend all day in the "N" trying to find out how to spell knife!
It's a conspiracy!
"why imma just call INS on my damn self so shot can stop threatning me....lol"
Why can I hear all 18 of Chrissy peeps in that one apartment yelling, "No leetle seester, Theenk it over, conchita! Theece essay Shot he has nice beeeneeefeets! Don't fock it up homes!"
lmmfao why shot need to go to the corner fa that shit
why is it cold as hell in my part of the office but everybody else sweating in this bitch lmao
Why Chrissy always trying to send someone to the corner but won't even come over and grind on my groinisticallogistical region no more to make going to timeout worth it?!?!?!
Why errbody forget about knitting being the other silent k word?
Why I'm dyin at that angaroo foolishness?
Why are Helen Keller jokes still funny as hell?
Why am I having wet daydreams about swimming pools and ice because of this crazy ass heat?
Why I wouldn't mind sweating if I was gettin down?
Why is a cigarette the only thing I want after sex?
Why is smoking cigarettes the only thing my man won't let me do?
lol..why i leave for 30 mins and yall got me dying at the foolishness im just reading..lol
Why Chrissy always trying to send someone to the corner but won't even come over and grind on my groinisticallogistical region no more to make going to timeout worth it?!?!?!
^^^^ so if i come over there and grind on you you gon behave.....hell naw lmao so shut it...
and i agree with dieselle sweating and sex is the best
Why Bammy get Shot a sweater for Christmas when she know damn well Shot like a moaner or a screamer or a light back scratcher. In fact, anything BUT a sweater!
"Why I'm dyin at that angaroo foolishness?"
Why is dieselle not taking into account the Venezuelan spelling/pronounciation of kangaroo...Chrissy?.....
lmmfao see shot told you ya ass wasn't gon do right and behave....
Why dudes always be tryna be all particular about sex when they do all types of lame shit?
Why I almost fell out when a nigga came at me naked like he was gonna do somethin... With some socks on?
Why I think sweating is kinda sexy?
Why I think shot just hates sweaters cuz he isn't all that diligent with his sheet washing?
Why I always get suspicious sleepin over at peoples place cuz I might be sleeping in sex?
why am I so familiar with the scent of my mans dick?
Why am I kinda glad I am so I can pull a riskay smell yo dick move on him if I think he's creepin?
Why I think the first thing I would do if he cheated on me would be to arrange myself some anonymous dick with the quickness?
why bobble don't KNOW that KNOW has a silent K & W ?
why i hafta keep on logging on when i close this bitch out ?
why i'mma get some loving TA-Nohiite ?
why ya'll going clean off the meat rack ?
Typed while I was in Rubys, LMAO!:
Why I'm tipsy right now?
Why I luv me some Ciroc n pineapple?
Why when I sit at the bar, they send my drink down the bar like in the movies?
Why I be mad tho cuz sometimes I wanna switch it up?
Why I crushed that baked potato n crab cake?
Why the bartender lady in Rubys always gotta attitude?
Why I think its so funny?
Why I think she is the same woman my Daddy used to cheat on my mama w cuz she has the same name?
Why I wanna ask her so bad?
Why I wanna ask my Daddy what she looks like?
Why I htink my Daddy would tell me cuz that's just how crazy he is?
Why he flipped me the bird and called me a "puffer" cuz he found a black n mild wrapper on the floor in the car?
Why I luv my Daddy cuz I can say whatever I want to him, even cuss at him?
Why these old ladies just came in here smellin like Jean'ate (sp?)?...LMFAO
Why I don't even kno what that smell like but I kno its old school like Brut?
Why I need to stop w my drunken ramblings?
But wait, why this dude (I kno he homeless) came in here askin can he park his bike inside?
Why I wanna kno where the hell he get a bike from and homeless?
Hell naw mzpurp you know you wrong!
Why he got a bike?
Why I think he got a bike so he can move from box to box easily?
Why I really think I'ma be doing the aunt Jackie with Satan forever because of this foolishness?
Why I'm wonderin if the aunt Jackie was ever hot cuz it definitely wasn't the business in the A?
Why I almost fell out when a nigga came at me naked like he was gonna do somethin... With some socks on?
^^^^i am canceling why wednesdays lmmfao fa this shit right here
why im jealous of Ms. P cuz she drunk and i gotta wait a few hrs before i can do the same.
Why that al qaeda dude I went on a blind date with last nite calling me talking about he wanna see me again?
Why im nervous about seeing his ass again because I think he might strap a bomb on me one nite?
Why everyone says i should talk to him so i can get free gas?
Why i think the feds are gonna start saving these blogs because I used al qaeda in a sentence?
LOL @ dieselle!!
Why I think he has that bike to move from box to box also?
Why he usually just have on a white tee, and some jeans, but today he had on a snazzy blue shirt!?
Why these why's been so funny today??
Why 504 say tonight like Bernie Mac?
Why when Kings of Comedy came out I watched it over and over just for Bernie mac part?
Why I'm gon b a drunken fool for my baby tonight?
Why I hope I don't fall asleep?
Why I hope I don't smell like a drunken whino?
Why even tho I look like I'm so into whatevers on my computer, do the bosslady continue to talk to me?
Why I wanna just go off in here?
Why I need to keep my job so that's prob a bad idea?
Why I wanna kno where the hell Mz.Kaliente been at?
Why I just had a flashback from yesterday about The Great Daryl Nathan?
Why I wish I could post a pic of him in that wig?
Why that al qaeda dude I went on a blind date with last nite calling me talking about he wanna see me again?
^^^^^why i wanna know what in de fuck all yall asses smoking today cause ya tripping hard as hell lmmfao
Why all of a sudden you the shit if you got a hook up at the Texaco?
Why we all trippin over a cent or two at the gas station when can't none of us afford to put enough gas in the tank for that shit to count?
Why don't nobody know nothin bout that pump start card hustle?
Why I aint even tryna elaborate about that cuz I don't salt my own game?
Chrissy:
Why my friend set me up on a date talking about i should go out with this indian guy cuz he got crazy money and love thick dark skinned girls?
Why when i met him he got a big ol' brown head and he told me he was middle eastern
Why i asked him where he told me he was born in Iran?
Why i told him im not turning Muslim for nobody..lol
Why I fell out when mzpurp startin talkin bout some snazzy?
Why I can't stop imagining the cardboard box home Snazzy calls his own?
Why I wonder if he can't even afford a cardboard box home or if he got like a condo?
Why I'm dying thinkin of a cardboard box timeshare?
Why that's probably a better deal than most of the timeshare options out there?
Why don't nobody know nothin bout that pump start card hustle?
Why I aint even tryna elaborate about that cuz I don't salt my own game?
^^^^^why you late as hell cause we kow that game all too well but imma shut the fuck up cause i don't know all the details hubby the hustler i am a hustler in training....
why they had here on the news that a dude who worked for the company that fills the tanks up with the gas, let about 15 ppl come throo when the gas station was closed and fill they shit up
why i was like where de fuck was we @ when he pulled that scam....
why imma tell notch she better keep eating them chops and bacon, and to watch out before mr iran have her over in his hometown tyna to figure out how to get back here....
why my best friend dating a fake ass black muslim
why that nigga talking about he dont eat no pork but will fuck a bacon strip up?
WHy the fukk am i just now why'in
why i'm sleepy as hell
why "M" tryna get all freaky in the hospital
Why i was playin along tom'bout i was his nurse..LMAO
Why I'm LMFAO at dieselle?
Why she gon name the bum Snazzy?
Why I'm gon call him that the next time I see him?
Why he be out tho, in the middle of the day, like he workin a 9-5, takin a break?
Why I wanna get some info on those cardboard box timeshares? LMFAO!
Why I wanna kno if Notchie Muslim friend head bigger than her ugly boo head?
Why I want the bosslady to stop coughing?
Why I wish she would atleast cover her mouth?
Why I'm not gon say another word about her, before her hubby go and check my computer and see what I said?
Why can't I just be a professional blog reader?
Why chrissy got me feelin all foolish cuz aint nobody in my area know bout that pump start card?
Why my ugly boo head remind me of Krang from Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles
Why he got a big ol' dick though so i let his dome slide..lol
Why i got that cheescake e-mail too and i think it's false..lol
why i'm gonna goolgle that shyt to check tha validity of that shyt
"Why I burst out laughing whenever they got those dancing cartoon preemie babies on those truth commercials about smoking?"
Why i laugh too...why i be dead off'a them ppl face who be watchin, they be taking pics n shyt..LMAO they prolly be like WTF these crazy azzx mofos dancin in the streets n what in da hell r they tom'bout
why when they finally they saw the commercial they was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
Why ALL OF Y'ALL CRAZY???
Why when i went out about a month ago I met this drunk azz whyte man who wore MANDALS
why i gave him my number
why when he called i asked him is he knew i was a black girl..lol i had blond hair 2!!LMAO
why he said yea
why he be callin me and textin me tom'bout "Hey what's up"
why i be picturin his white azz talkin when i read teh text...
why he be texting random shyt
lol, why i know he wanna fukk a black girl
why he had to have on MANDALs
why did he tell be his name is breeze
why i though of BreEZY F BABY..lmmfao
Why chrissy got me feelin all foolish cuz aint nobody in my area know bout that pump start card?
^^^^^why the details fuzzy cause hubby a secretive bastard, but i don't give a shit s'long as we can save a lil money lol
why the only reason i buy that oil of olay lotion in the purple bottle is cause it got body crystal glitter shit in it
why i think i got a bad bottle cause i ain't seent no gliter on my legs or arms yet
why i wanna know where da hell K been all day long lol
see---why his text say
Hey What'sappenin...what he know about that???
Why is he like a white white boy???? Why he texted me over the weekend and i asked him what he was doing he replied "i just saw hellboy, had a drink, chilling at the pad"
THE PAD??? da hell...see this is why i fukks wit him because he is funny az shit, i have NEVER had a white boy (who wasn't a wigger) holla at me
lol..why am i laffing so hard about K's new boo mandals?
Why i hate men in mandals?
Why i think men in mandals cant protect me if they clicking and clacking in mandals if we running down the street
why i wanna know what da hell a homeless man doing texting and what the fuck is he texting on lmmfao
why i wanna know if yall thinkig what i am thinking if i see a homeless man with a cell phone imma ask him to call a shelter
Why my Indian stoner friend think my hair gotta be fake?
Why I put up with it cuz he got an 08 boxter and a lexus?
Why I think he really wanna smash?
Why I call him curry killer on the regular even though I like curry more than him?
Why I'm thinkin of throwing him some so I can find out if he really packin or not?
Why I wish dudes would just be real about what they workin with?
Why it take long division for me to come up with the number to tell a boyfriend how many dudes you were with?
Why I always leave out that dude from Jamaica?
Why I truly believe international dick don't count?
"why i wanna know where da hell K been all day long lol"
sleepin, i got to work at 2pm, went to lunch at 2:15..lol
Why my Indian stoner friend think my hair gotta be fake?
Why I put up with it cuz he got an 08 boxter and a lexus?
Why I think he really wanna smash?
Why I call him curry killer on the regular even though I like curry more than him?
Why I'm thinkin of throwing him some so I can find out if he really packin or not?
Why I wish dudes would just be real about what they workin with?
Why it take long division for me to come up with the number to tell a boyfriend how many dudes you were with?
Why I always leave out that dude from Jamaica?
Why I truly believe international dick don't count?
wait, my bad you said a drunk, not a homeless drunk K lmao
"lol..why am i laffing so hard about K's new boo mandals?"
WHY this man iS NOT my new boo...lol
LMMFAO @ homeless man
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"Why I truly believe international dick don't count?'
it don't and neither do men with teh little dycks!
Why I truly believe international dick don't count?
^^^^^lmmfao why imma warn dieselle one mo time for her remarks
why i wanna know why internationl dick don't count dieselle, and if it's a good reason imma go get me some.....
why i wish i was cuddled up in the bed with "M" righe now
why i wanted to jump on his azz last night in the ER
Why i wanna get some more tatts???why i wanna get like a whole bunch...but not even like on some ghetto shyt..think Kat Von D...why i want some colorful half sleeve shyt on my arm
why i will eff the shit out my jamaican men but i wont make them my man cuz they crazy as hell?
Haha sorry bout the repeat post my CrackBerry said it aint go through.
Why I think most men shouldn't wear mandals cause of their tendency to have feet that look like they been kickin rocks?
Why I die at seein hard body niggas in house shoes?
why my momma mushed me in the head in front of my whole family when she saw my second tattoo..
why i forgot to cover it up when i knew my momma didnt want me to get a second one
why you was in the ER K???
why i think she gon tell me a story that involves thugs and drive-by's or she beat a bitch ass and had to go get an x-ray on her hand....
why i wanna know when and what is the 2nd tat notch
"why i think she gon tell me a story that involves thugs and drive-by's or she beat a bitch ass and had to go get an x-ray on her hand...."
why u need to read my BLOG NICCA..lol
haha
my Boo had to go the the ER for back pain
lol @ chrissy..its just a small tatt under my neck..chinese symbol for love..loving myself of course..lol
lol @ Dis..
Why i wanna get some more tatts???why i wanna get like a whole bunch...but not even like on some ghetto shyt..think Kat Von D...why i want some colorful half sleeve shyt on my arm
^^^Yes gurl! Why I want some more too...Why do I really wanna cover my whole back...all with some crazy shit, butterflies, flowers n sh*t! But I'm scared cuz I kno its gon hurt!
@dieselle: Why my boo got some and both feet got holes in them where the big toe supposed to be?
Why I want an international man?
Why I'm scared that he gon smell like under arms like the rest of them?
Why I wanna find me a stoner ytboi to play with?
Why I think he gon stink too?
i just read it K, he alright tho ain't he
why niggas such babies when they health is involved, hubby got a mofo muscle spasm last week yall, lmmfao nigga gon tell me the next day after he done whined like a lil sissy he thought he was having a heart attack, why i was thinking nigga i can only dream, all that crying and complaning you do is too damn much....
why MzP talking bout her international man gon stick like armpits....
Why do women gotta learn do deal with a mans funky ass but god forbid we aint fresh as day straight from the gym or errbody and they mama gone be talkin bout that nasty girl rockin more yeast than a bakery?
Why I love international men cuz when they hittin it feel like they reppin they country?
why I'm not really givin a fuck bout my job cuz I'm havin so much fun wit yall?
errbody and they mama gone be talkin bout that nasty girl rockin more yeast than a bakery?
^^^^^^lmmfao i can't read yo shit no more, imma just bypass it
LMAo @ y'all
And Chriss yes his azz is alright! lol the doc gave wrote him a RX and sent him on his way..he ain't got no insurance so u know how that goes!
While we on the topic:
Why girls with hella stank fish market coochie always tryna air that shit out?
Why they act like they can't smell it?
Why they don't take some action when they realize they got coochie that smells like the dumpster behind the sushi place?
LOL @ Chrissy...I'm just sayin!..LOL!
Why I love international men cuz when they hittin it feel like they reppin they country?
^^^LMFAO! **dead**
Why I want us all to meet up one day and get drunk?
Why I think whatever bar we in gon throw us out and call the cops?
@ dieselle...you are on a roll today! I'm sorry you smell ur stank ass first so them hoochies kno they stank!..LoLoL!
lmmfao a damn dumpster behind the shushi place, done head it all now
and i agree MzP we would get thrown out of every bar for acting a damn fool
"Why I think whatever bar we in gon throw us out and call the cops?"
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, we would be a riot!
Why I think that get drunk and raise hell idea is a good one?
Why I know ima stay crackin on every damn body, specially with some hen in my system?
Why I'm gone for the day, but will be checkin on ya'll from my Crackberry soon as I get to the car?...LOL!
lmao lata MzP and upgrade that crackberry asap....
LMAO, why I get in the car and my
Daddy got on some short ass cut off shorts with some ankle socks?
Why I get in the car and just laugh?
Why he ask me what I'm laughin at?
Why I say them shorts?
Why he say aint nothing wrong w my shorts?
Why I thought he aint have no socks on but he do, the just black?
Why he asked me "o so you think my ankles are just that black"?
Why I just bussed out laughin!?
Why I aint kno Monique had a radio show here?
Why she talkin to this guy named Vampire, on the phone, who got his teeth knocked out as a child and that's the nickname they gave him?
LMFAO!!!
Why I'm ready for naptime now?
Why is there a crank dat Trojan man?
Why all black men rep magnums so hard when they're just okay condoms?
Why I stay jukin out some prayer every month for my period?
Why when you never sure if its comin or not does it come late?
Why ill wait a long ass time after my missed period to buy a test cuz them mugs is 20 dollars?
Why I always wanna fuck the most when I'm on my period?
Why I know my boo might not be that into it?
Why I think trina went too damn far with that line from the baddest bitch, makin her man eat it when her period on?
Why her voice so damn annoying?
^lmao
why am i eating my yogurt with a fork cuz i don't have a spoon here at my desk..lol
LMAO @ "Why I think trina went too damn far with that line from the baddest bitch, makin her man eat it when her period on?"
she and that nicca nasty...but she know dayum well that ain't happen!
on secong thought, there are people that like to get pee'd n shitted on ....so i guess it could have been true..lol
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