Bammy working, and i am pissed so the post today is a list...., 5 things ya man is gon always lie about....fellas don't fret, imma do a list of things we females always lie about too, one day......
Money-For some reason men think all women gold diggers, so they lie about they money, which sometimes makes no damn sense to me, how you lie about shit you don't even have.....i guess this can go both ways tho, men will lie and tell you they own this, got that, run this, make that, and they still living with they momma trying to be a rapper @ 32 and all the money he got is whatever he make after he hustle DVD's all day long nobody wanna see....
Ex girlfriends-That chick yall ran into, she wasn't somebody he "just" went to school with, he went to school with her alright, and i bet they ass learned more than the 3R's
Kids-One min he got 2 kids and one maybe baby, the next he ain't got none cause he picked up junior the other day, looked @ him real hard, and realized lil man look mo like his homeboy than he do him, you either got kids, or you don't
Whereabouts-You can't be in 2 places @ 1 time UNLESS you got a twin, and we already know you ain't got a twin damn it, so stop telling me you ain't never been to club shake ya ass when i know it was you i saw trying to make it rain on ho's with nickels and dimes the other night
Wondering Eyes-So you gon sit there and lie to my face and tell me ya damn eyes ain't just pop out ya head when Lil Miss Phat Booty walked by, negro i saw you, looked like a gotdamn cartoon character when she sashayed her ass by, eyes just bugged the hell out ya head....it's cool tho cause i ain't gon tell you how dudes zero in on my ass all the time....lol
It's more things i could list that men lie about, but hell i'd be here all damn day, so i can't do that, besides ladies, yall already knew this list before i typed it didn't yall......
12 years ago
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lmao this one dude who comes to the beauty shop where i get my hair done, he be slanging chicken sammiches yall, with all the damn fixings to go with it, and them footdraggas be buying em, i am like uhhhh no thanks i don't know who made this shit, and what house it was made in......
anyway that slanging dvd thing i listed made me think of that, carry on ppl....
" yall already knew this list before i typed it didn't yall...... "
hell yeah!!! good list!!! i have one
-His babymomma, u will NEVER get the FULL story from them!!!!
lmao K why the baby momma always gotta be crazy tho, and when you meet her she seem normal but let him tell it she throwed off, naw nigga you was the nutty one....
^^ EXACTLy!!! LMAO
and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 2 chicken sandwiches....he prolly be scratchin his nutz in shyt
men lie about the ex girl cause yall know yall be all extra critical and wanna laugh in our face cause you look better than she do.dont nobody wanna go through all that.
i screwed this fat girl one time cause she was really really really cool yall and we used to laugh and kick it all the time.why one day me and my girl ran into her and they knew each other? i act like i aint really know her cause my girl is really really fine and she would have clowned my ass talmbout how i should worship her cause i was dating nut bucket hoes before she came along.
^^^ I'M THREW
did it ever occur to yall that maybe we not lying about where we be at? did you see us there? im not the only dude in the world with a roc a wear shirt.just cause keisha said she saw my shirt on a dude at the club dont mean it was me.she cock eyed anyway so why you gonna believe her?
ying yang twins: yall always talking about what men do.we never talk about what yall do
why the fuck women always wanna act like yall dont know when men flirting with yall? we at the video store and the clerk talmbout oh this movie is so crazy and tell you his life story all kinds of eye contact and cheesing like im not standing right there? when i throw his ass into the free popcorn thing thats on you
sorry had to vent a little
lmmfao nodays i appreciate you coming throo you killing me....
but i be wanting my man to get mad when dudes flirt with me, his ass see it as being funny, he take it as a compliment and shit, i be like damn dude was ready to marry me and you just gon stand there and let him say all the shit he saying, let me flirt back tho.....we'd all be on the damn news
ANDDDDDDDDDD yall niggas do need to be glad yall done got yall some dimes casue them gotdamn monsters before me, man i ain't even gon get into that shit, yall lay up with anythang....lmmfao
ANDDDDDDDDDDD this hubby fav damn line, oh i was with her cause she paid well....????????????????????????????????? nigga please she had to pay walking round looking like the damn loch ness monster from the hood.....
sorry, had to vent lmmfao
see what im talmbout? thats why i be acting like me and a girl was just friends even though you can see my name tatted on her tittie.women never wanna see an ex thats better than yall.yall gonna find any little thing wrong with her and be telling your momma how my ex got ashy elbows and eye boogers and all. and what can i say to defend her thats not gonna piss you off?
me:she suck dick 10x better than you do
you:well i hope superhead has an extra room at her house cause you got to go
thats why you cant act according to a what a woman wants cause yall crazy and if i listen to you im gonna be as crazy as you is.
if i get mad when some dude compliment yall im crazy insane
if i dont get mad im a punk.
LOL @ no days..lol
LMmfaO @ Y'ALL!!!! lol
LOL@ nO
Why that happend when me and my boo went to the liqour store a couple weeks back...the dude was in line with us, old as dirt, hardly had any teeth in his mouth, talkin bout "Where the party at?"..LOL!
So I was like at your house if you pay for all this...I look back at my boo (he was behind the old man) and his face all balled up! I'm like WtH? is wrong w/ you! He ignored me too...LOL! That old man just wanted a lil convo thats it...it was no reason my boo should have gotten mad off that!
lmmfao nodays iono bout you and i ain't lying, but my man's exes, only ONE came close to even being me, his ass lucked the fuck out, how you gon come tell me a bitch got mo class than me and she got a mouth full of golds???????
or come tell me yall used to do this and that cause she take you to get a pair of J's i be like AND???? i had ya kids playboy, tell any of them bitches to top that trump card nigga....
and as far as the flirting thing go it's a catch 22 period cause a man can flirt with me all day long but i gotta act like a ho who pimp tell her to look down and NEVER make eye contact, lmmfao...
and as far as the flirting thing go it's a catch 22 period cause a man can flirt with me all day long but i gotta act like a ho who pimp tell her to look down and NEVER make eye contact, lmmfao...
^^LMAO!!!!
so if big booty judy walked in and i asked her where the party at and ima pay for her drinks and all that you wouldnt have got mad? shiiiiiiiittt.
theres a difference between jealousy and respect.im mad at the dude hollering not cause im jealous but basically cause he dont respect my ghangsta
lets say if i was in line with you and 10 of my homies around and i got that thing on my waist you still think old dude would have talked to you?
its all good cause life is a 360.yall got the upper hand cause yall fine now.but in a couple years when we reach our peak and we sitting in that benz on them dub deuces and a little 20 year old nia long walk by twistin and see the watch gleaming and say where the party at big daddy and i say at your place let me pay for them drinks we gonna see whose face is screwed up .NOT MINE!
the difference betwen a man and a woman is its ok for yall to talk about how much yall do for us and have our kids and all that but let a man ever say anything for hisself and all hell breaks loose. yall can say yall look better than our old girl with all her golds but if i say i dont beat your ass like marquise the drug dealer used to do then im wrong.
yall can talk about how yall cook for us but if we say before we came along yall aint have shit in your fridge but milk and cheese. and they was in the same gallon .....
lol..why days off got me cracking up..lol
I dont like jealousy..but im not a jealous person so if we out and about u can make eye contact with a girl..dont bother me none..cuz its the dudes that front in front of they bitches that be acting a fool when they are alone
LOL @ nO...aiight I get it I get it! But still I don't think it was that serious, but then again I always think that...and he thinks I never take anything seriously...
lawd days imma love talking to you....
you right tho we women do tend to go off about what we do for yall, but hell that's cause we fucking do it, yeah yall gon be in a benz sitting on muthafucking 28's if ya want to but best believe that gutta bitch who just happens to be me bought that muthafucka so if you don't wanna be found dead sitting in that fly ass ride like ole boy and his wife in goodfellas you best to shut ya mouth and let nia long keep on walking.....lmmfao
but i am speaking from experinence me and hubby go @ it all the time i am like nigga when i met you you was driving a gotdamn bucket, and he will be like when i met you you ain't even know what it was like to get ya nails and hair done every week but whatever we accomplished, we did that shit TO-GET-HER....
lmmfao i get the feeling nodays is bout as ghetto as me...
remember old boy in baby boy who told the girl stop bumping her gums on the phone and tend to her own? i cried when i saw that cause finally someone was able to capture the anguish i go through.
lmmfao @ nodays you a trip where you been all my bloggin life?
am i wrong for not acknowledging old birds i used to pluck when im out with my girl? if shes not as fine as my current girl i lose cause shes gonna clown me like i should be happy if she look my way.
if my ex girl is just as hot or hotter shes gonna say i probably still wanna holler.
chrissy im still waiting on the post about what yall do.ima be in there testifying like my aunt clarice on easter sunday
O yes nO!
That's my fav part!
"gul, come over here and lemme drop it off in yo draws!"...HAHA HAHA!
LOL..yall got me spitting my drink out in here
i dont mind a dude talking about his ex..but some niggas take it too far
Me: Baby whatcha thinking about?
Boy: Oh that time that Taysha gave me the sloppy bomb ass head while i was drive with her donkey ass out the window listening to "I got 5 on it"
LMFAO @ Notch!
LOL @ them listening to I got 5 on it!
Boy: Oh that time that Taysha gave me the sloppy bomb ass head while i was drive with her donkey ass out the window listening to "I got 5 on it"
1. yeah i know taysha. she a fool with it
2.i try to avoid asking questions i dont really want to know the answer to
3.its crazy sometimes you minding your own business and she wanna know what you thinking (who does that?) if you say nothing she says you closed off and need to get in touch with your feelings.if you say it and its crazy you wrong.sheesh
"its crazy sometimes you minding your own business and she wanna know what you thinking (who does that?) "
*raises hand* i do this!!! LMAO
@ nO...all gurls wanna kno what ya'll "unstable creatures" are thinkin about!!!
Just tell us DAMMIT!
thats my point.my bad over here when we say who does that? its sarcastic. the thing is when we tell yallrather than get mad at yourselves for asking yall get madder at us like we shouldnt even be thinking that
me at the house:GODDAMN WOMAN NOW YOU EVEN WANNA TELL ME HOW TO THINK? SHIT I JUST CANT DO NOTHING RIGHT HUH? HOW IS MY BREATHING? AM I BREATHING RIGHT IN THIS MUFUCKA GODDAMN!!
sorry had a flashback
Its hard as hell for women to get men when really aint shit bout em all that complicated.
If I get jealous, I get that just in case list from yesterday I was tombout and just look at it for comfort lol. I know I could get it from someone besides him if the need arose and I get a lot less upset if I see him flirtin with black ass la quay quay from around the way.
Ladies its not difficult. If you mad at your man, look inside yourself first cuz aint nothin worse than a insecure woman bitchin bout nothin. If he mad at you... Get to slobbin that knob, boo, and trust he won't remember in the AM.
Haha that insecure woman thing had me thinkin bout that scene from white chicks when Marlon comes home and his wife tombout I've been waitin up all night and its only 830 and she was tombout mapquest said it only took 6 minutes to get home he got there in 8 his ass MUST be cheatin.
I died a little inside.
@nodays: major girl lie is how many dudes she done been with. You'll either get number of serious boyfriends or a flat-out fantasy number if she even gives you a number at all. What does it matter anyway? Its forever gonna be too many for you and as long as it wasn't any of your boys, mind your damn business.
Haha that insecure woman thing had me thinkin bout that scene from white chicks when Marlon comes home and his wife tombout I've been waitin up all night and its only 830 and she was tombout mapquest said it only took 6 minutes to get home he got there in 8 his ass MUST be cheatin.
I died a little inside.
@nodays: major girl lie is how many dudes she done been with. You'll either get number of serious boyfriends or a flat-out fantasy number if she even gives you a number at all. What does it matter anyway? Its forever gonna be too many for you and as long as it wasn't any of your boys, mind your damn business.
major girl lie is how many dudes she done been with.
i wouldnt even ask cause honestly i dont want to know.i was really digging this girl once and found out she had sex with this one frat dude while his homeboy watched.then a week later she slept with the homeboy.i was like get the fuck away from me gangbang.
i couldnt really shake the image after that.i learned a very important lesson that day.dont ask questions you dont wanna know the answer to.
as far as health reasons yeah i want to make sure you dont have any diseases but you have to ask yourself do you REALLY wanna know how many dudes your girl been with?
"i was like get the fuck away from me gangbang."
GAngbang?? where??? I kid i kid!!! LMAO see she should have just let them both hit...:) LMAO
But i agree don't ask if you don't wanna know...L asked me and i told him and he got really white on me and called me a "slut" LMAo i laughed tho because he is really jealous and later admitted that he was just mad because he wasn't expecting that and hell he hadn't had any..i was like DUh?!!!
My man be crackin my ass up. When he asked me how many guys I gave head to (I'm wit a real curious George type of nigga) and I told him he was like uhh and I was like what's your problem (no shame in my game) and he said what would you think if I told you I went down on that many chicks?
Hell I told him the truth: yeah um so when can I be next?
LMAO ! Dieselle- WTF these niccas be askin shyt they don't REALLY wanna know?
AND n0- i went back to my blog n notice u been ridin out on my azz tom'bout ---- lookin girl n shyt...i'm finna go take a break, come back n ride on ya azz..LMAO
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