Chrissy's Why's
why i know bammy gon be pissed cause i failed to mention imma be out today
why i can see her cussing @ her screen like i know this heifer didn't
why bobble prolly gon be mad too
why i hope if i say i had stuff to do with the kids they will let me slide, even tho it's a lie lmao
why why Wednesday never gets old?
Bammy's Why's
Why I feel like pimp slapping Chrissy? (how in the absent partner hell you gone leave me a message in a post??)
why i know bammy gon be pissed cause i failed to mention imma be out today
why i can see her cussing @ her screen like i know this heifer didn't
why bobble prolly gon be mad too
why i hope if i say i had stuff to do with the kids they will let me slide, even tho it's a lie lmao
why why Wednesday never gets old?
Bammy's Why's
Why I feel like pimp slapping Chrissy? (how in the absent partner hell you gone leave me a message in a post??)
Why I'm not gone be in 2morrow? (it's our turn for independence)
Why it don't make any sense to have a holiday thru the week?
Why I really feel like walking in and giving my two weeks notice today?
Why I gotta go on the road again?
Why the hell is it so hott!
Why I watch Girls next door and felt I had to go read an encyclopedia afterwards?
Why I'm going through Nip/Tuck withdrawls?( It seems like it's been forever since it's been on)
Why'd the day just start and I have a Killer headache already?
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Why I think Bahama should beat Chrissy cuz she ain't tell her she wasn't comin in?
Why I feel so refreshed today cuz I got some this mornin?
Why I saw this lady who's whole backside was flat, but she had two fat rolls (on her back) that looked like boobies?
Why I'm so glad its why Wednesday?
Why the next time I cyber see Chrissy it's on? LMAO
Why i'm kind of jelaous you got some MzP?
Why I forgot my Kiwi at home, I really want a fruit.
Why i gotta head out now but i don't really want to go?
Why is work so over rated?
why do I LOOVE this blog?
why do i loove Why Weds?
why do I HATE work?
Why am I now going home to watch nip/tuck on DVD?
why I wish I got some this morning?
why is it pouring raining today here in Cleveland and we've only had like 2 days of summer?
Why aint noone putting up any why's?
Why am i falling for my ugly jumpoff?
Why i dont think hes even that ugly anymore?
Why am i lying to myself when i know that nigga aint cute?
Why I LOL when I read Notchie's why's?
Why she kno he FINE!?
Why I'm not doing any real work all week cuz my boss' are out of town?
Why I can't think of any good why's today?
Why I thought i was the only ne going through nip/tuck withdrawals?
why white folks always hanging their feet out of their car windows?
why i got work to do but im sitting here whying?
why me and my ugly friend were making out in the car at 1am in the morning?
why the battery decided to die on us?
why we had to call his pops to jump the car?
why was that the first time i was meeting his daddy and i looked like we just had some hot sex when we didnt cuz it was so damn warm in the car cus the battery died?
why we wouldnt get out the car because possums the size of pitbulls were lurking around
"why white folks always hanging their feet out of their car windows?"
^^^^^& why they always have them on the dashboard? (I asked the folks at the white people blog & still haven't gotten an answer)
Why haven't I found a job yet?
Why does my mother wants me to move back home?
why is it not shocking to me that notch is falling for her man (it happens to the best)
Ewww @ the possums that were tryna eat Notch!
Why I'm still LOL cuz Frankie (KeyKey's mama) called Missy a black butterball on Twitter?
Why I ask her who she humping today and she say nobody gettin her goodies andthat she woke up in another town missing a track and a nail?...LMAO!?
Why I still don't really kno what the hell is the point of the twitter website?
Why do mentally handicapped people have no volume control? Shot is saying they never whisper, it's always like "IF YOU DON'T TAKE ME TO THE BAFFROOM - I'M GONNA DOO DOOOOOOOOOO "
But, hey, I love Bammy and all her strengths AND weaknesses.
"Why I still don't really kno what the hell is the point of the twitter website"
why i dunno either!
why i can't wait to get some..LMAO
why he is such a good kisser
why did we just pick up where we left off
why does this feel so right? I'm confused
why i was so blowed last night
why when i'm drunk or blowed i can fukk like a p'star..lol
Why monetallday done found the elusive white people blog?
Why the topic of today is "100 ways to kiss your dog in its nastass mouth!"
Why the topic yesterday was "How to get that dirty dog/mop smell out your hair after getting caught in the rain?"
Monday's topic, "Why it's cool to suddenly start using slang and trying to give high fives in the presence of an African American!"
"why when i'm drunk or blowed i can fukk like a p'star"
Why Shot trying to get K@li blowed AND drunk so he can just die happy?
LMAo @ Shot!!!
Why am i alwayz talkin or thinkin bout sexx???
why can't i drink AND somoke it has to be one or the other!
*smoke
why i cant stop thinking about sex either..lol
why white folks always hanging their feet out of their car windows?
^^^why that made me laugh?
why they always have them on the dashboard? (I asked the folks at the white people blog & still haven't gotten an answer)
^^why i'm a lil embrassed? LOL!!
Why I still don't really kno what the hell is the point of the twitter website?
^^^why i bet you addicted to it though..it's like good crack or something
Why I need whatever K b blowin on?...lol
**and you not the only one who ALWAYS thinkin, talkin, daydreamin about sex...lol
Why do these yt people here at my job think mu spanish wave is my hair, just picked out?**Do they think my hair is that kinky?**..LOL!
@ K, did you get an account on twitter?
Ericka said...
why do I LOOVE this blog?
^^^Why ericka i'm so glad you do!!
@ Bahama...I am!!!...LOL!
I keep talkin to Frankie..she's a trip!
"why when i'm drunk or blowed i can fukk like a p'star"
why thats the truth?
why oil and smoke make your body feel loose?
Why I'm so hungry?
Why I don't kno what the hell I'm gon eat cuz it's too damn HOTT outside to walk anywhere?
Why I think I'm gon go to the bar and get me a drizzank?..LOL!
Why I'm tired of answering this phone?
Why everytime somebody call I want to yell YAHHH TRICK, and hang up?
Why I would lose my job if I did that?..LMAO!
Why when people have headache, they don't do what it says on bottle: Take two aspirin. Keep away from children.
Why staying the hell away from children usually do the trick anyway?
Why is Shot nobody?
Why is nobody perfect?
Why is Shot so damn perfect?
Why tha ignition switch in my car went bad
Why they tryin to charge me 220 to fix it, cuz its a foreign car
Why Karate Mike in tha hood, say he can do it for $40 & a beer
Why my job wanna see proof that that's tha reason why im not at work
Why im thinkin bout takin karate mike wit me to work as my proof
yep, it's twitter.com/kaliente
OMG, why is it that when i'm hornay, it's like my P be throbbin...lol
why i love having wild crazy passionate sexx...biting, rubbin, lickin, suckin..lmao i could go on...and i like cuddling and being all tangled up in each other afterward IF it was good!
why the last time i came, i was getting myself off
why have i never came off head?
WHY THE FUKK IS THAT????
sigh
why is this sandwich so good?
why twitter is starting to frustrate me now, cuz i dunno what i'm doing..lol
^^^^^^why I love havin crazy passionate sexx...biting, rubbin, lickin, suckin... I could go on...
Why K@liente sound like my dream girl
why kali? twitter ain't that hard to navigate, i'm bout to follow you
why you betta follow me back!!
why i'm so addicted to twitter?
why i need to go get something to eat but i don't know what?
why is my stomach talking to itself?
LOL @ Tech! Please take him, cuz I'm he don't have no reciepts he can give you!
"why have i never came off head? "
Really K? I cum off head more than I do from sex...and I have to be on top for that...I've neva came from doggy style tho...:(
Why I wish K could get some to get rid of her frustrations?
"Why K@liente sound like my dream girl"
Why i am...lol
Bahama-because it won't let me follow anyone
Purp-yes, I am SO serious...lol i don't even like head like that because nobody has ever given me some fiyah azz head! I be like uh uh...fukk me...i like giving though.
and me too Purp...hopefully Monday.LMAO
OH BAHAMA, u in the box TOO!!! LOL we some STAR-RAHs
Well you need to get some good head then!! Maye ur new boo will hook you up!
Why I don't kno what the hell I'm gon eat?? **still!**
Why do Frooties taste so good?
Why I luv Now N Latas too?
Why why why why why??
LMAO, yea he looks like he can get the job done..haha we shall see!
i'm gettin ready to go to lunch, be back n an hour!!!!!
Bahama-because it won't let me follow anyone
^^ why i thought that too..but it takes time for it to register or something
OH BAHAMA, u in the box TOO!!! LOL we some STAR-RAHs
^^ LOL why i saw that like the begin'n of the week i was like HEEEEY i'm special!!!
why i feel sorry for K from never coming from head?
why i feel sorry for girls that never came before?
why i feel im hornier than most boys..lol
Why are banana Now n later and banana flavored Runts the best candy EVER?
Why white folks be in the jungle sitting like 3 feet from some 500 pound gorilla male in heat?
Why Shot be egging the gorilla to tear the curious caucasoids arm off and beat his inquisitive ass with it?
Why that never happen?
Why them gorillas be acting like some John Coffee Uncle Tom beast and leave them white scientist alone - ALL them damn time?
Why kangaroos have NO problem kicking some fun-loving white person in the nuts/ovaries?
@ Notch...why I feel the same way?
Why I think about it 24/7?
Why I be having flashbacks of me in certain positions?
Why does it give me butterflies in my stomach when I have those flashbacks?
why i feel like bitchslapping the complany IT department? it's an internet based company people, so WHY doesn't the wireless internet work?
why haven't i gotten any since my boo went back to his BabyMomma? the quickie with the ex will not count dammit!
why the boo still wants me but is afraid to touch me?
why is it so damned hot that i leave the A/C in my car and walk 10 steps to the building and i'm sweating?
why do i need a raise for dealing with idiots on an everyday level?
why am i still thinking about this dude and his "big as a toddler's arm dick"?
why am i tempted to steal the boo away from the BM?
why am i so horny that i would become Heather Hunter in a minute if he comes by?
why are his lips so juicy that i could suck on them all night long?
why do i need to go drink some cold water to get this out of my system?
why the only reason im not having sex is cuz im on my period?
why did that never stop me before?
why is my ugly jump-off not trying to run red lights with me?
LOL! @ Trouble!
Why I want Trouble to get some too, along w K, so they can get rid of the frustration?
Why I'm so ready to go home?
Why I wanna try havin sex w my boo while he driving?
Why I think he may crash?
Why I think he gon crash cuz I get a lil wild wit it?
Why I'm so glad my boss's are out of town this whole week, so nobody can be walking behind my back as I type all this sex talk?...LMAO!
Why is Notch's "running red lights" reference got Shot stopping 100 ft before yellow lights? LOL!
Why Mz Purp need to find some old abanoned runway or parking lot before trying that vehicular bangout session?
Why Mz Purp can be talked out her drawers if we was on a long Greyhound trip?
Why Mz. Purp's man lucky she down for whatever?
Why Shot's stuttering midget cousin named Cecil think Mz Purp sexy as hell.
Why Shot don't mind Notch flashing red hazard lights while Shot take detour and "drive" up to her "mountains"!?
Why Shot can't think of any driving anectdotes for busting a big nut on Notch's ample breasts?
LMAO @ Shot!
Why I like that description "vehicular bangout session"? Sounds kinky!..LMAO!
Why I wanna meet Shot's stuttering midget cousin Cecil?
Why MzPurp wanna kno where the hell Notchie went??
Why FrankieFBaby said she ate a hogmawl salad and the dressing was hotsauce!?
Why that sounds like some nasty a** sh*t?
LMAO^^^
@ K...did you get ur twitter scraight?
why i don't feel like whying today ?
hell nah, i'm finna go try again
nothin...mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i hate twitter..LMAO
Why is everyone getting laid but me? LOL
Why did I eat this nasty ass strawberry organic yogurt?
Why did I think organic was good to begin with?
Why do I still think my co worker is on crack?
Why did he ask if the men laying down the new floors in the store front was going to clean the basement?
Why did the man want to knock my co worker out?
Why I wish that mo-fo would knock the co worker out?
Why did I get a pedicure last week and I'm not showing it off?
why getting laid is so over rated to me lol prolly cause i gets it on a regular
why i hate i missed this week's why' wednesday....
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