You Fa Real???? Part 2

Now i did say that i was gon hit yall with the stuff we ladies lie about, lol but i never really intended on doing that cause then all of our secrets would be revealed, but a reader, and I won't say his name, told me he was gon be looking for this post cause he was ready TO GO OFF...so this here list of 5 things females will ALWAYS lie about is dedicated solely to him, he know who he is.....



Sexual Experience-What it look like if we tell yall the actual amount of men we really slept with, yall gon automatically think, ".....i can't turn this ho into a housewife, she done slept with upteen niggas before me..." Imma give yall a lil math lesson real quick tho, if you ask ya girl how many dudes she been with and she say iono i can count em on my hand, take that number and multiply that shit times two, and if her ass work them hips and slob ya knob like a pro, add another 5 to that, and BAM there ya go.....

Cooking Skills-Now i have seen this before yall, a female wanna impress a dude so she like imma cook a meal that you will never forget, KNOWING her ass can't boil water, so this what she do, she either get her "thick" homegirl to hook something up for her, or she call take out on ya ass, so next time you sit down to that smothered chicken and mac and cheese with homemade biscuits, or you think she really made that lasgana with the salad and garlic bread, her ass ain't do none of that......but we gotta hook yall ass somehow right....

Money-This one here varies on so many different levels i should just make it a post all on it's own. Imma just gon and tell yall, fellas, we lie like HELL when it come to the paper, about how much we got, what we spent it on, where we get it from, how much we make, when we get paid, i could keep going, but i am already cutting it close giving you men all our secrets...

Whereabouts-I had this one on the fellas list as well, lmao only difference between women lying bout where we been or where we going, we a helluva lot better @ weaving elaborate schemes, and stories about the night you thought you saw us @ the club shaking our ass all on a nigga who's hands was all over the place, when we told you we was just gon be with the girls @ the crib chillin. Oh, and we already filled the girls in on the part they play in that fairytale story we told, go head, call and ask Sha Sha where we was @ last night, she will tell you we got drunk, played spades, watched Something About Mary, and passed out right when Mary bout to find out that Ted was spying on her......
And i dare yall to tell me yall ain't heard ya girl tell a story similar to that, and yo ass was like oh okay baby, maybe i was seeing shit then, i ain't gotta call Sha Sha,

Faking It-This what kills me, my man think i am faking when i ain't, and when i am faking he like damn baby i put it on ya like that, and i am thinking no nigga i am just tired and ready to go to sleep, the theatrics is just to make you cum quick and get off of me....we females are great @ acting when it comes to this, what yall need to do tho, is PAY ATTENTION and maybe you will figure out when we loud and carrying on like we in a damn porno, we just playing.....don't take it personal tho, 9 times outta 10, well maybe 5 outta 10 we really did cum....

Don't say we ain't never gave yall nothing, we look out for our male readers too....SMOOCHES!!