Bammy and I are being forced to work, and trust us we hate it....but we still gon hit yall with the usual freestyle post, yall have at it...GO!!
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Back To Life!
Back To Reality!
Back To the Here and Now!
How Ever Do You Want It?
How Ever Do You Need It?
How should I begin, should it be about me or not?
Should I drop some knowledge on this blogspot?
Should I just keep it real or dew some'n fake?
Should I even divulge about my Nine Inch Snake?
What should I discuss, in my mind I ponder?
What was that girls name? I think it was Shaunda
Or maybe it was Sharon or even Sharise
It don't really matter how I tore up that piece
But that's how it goes at the Palace of Patent
"Bend that A$$ over while I come thru the Back End"
Ya legs givin out and you losin ya focus
This aint the 1st time, I already Broke this
Off before and after she called her bestie
'Girl it was so good, his sheets was all messy'
'I came so much I done lost count.
When he skeeted it was all over my mouf'
I knew she had a hunger and my job was to feed it
Now ask ya'self "How Ever Do You Need It?"
soooooooooooooo nasty P lmao
LMAO @ P....u a mess!!!!
Yall know I love Chrissy w/all her fame & glory
But let Shot tell yall bout a sexy ass story
See Chrissy had a friend - her name was Bammy
Bammy had a big ole booyakah fanny
And when Chrissy wasn't around
Bammy would bend that ass down
She'd make her cheeks clap in surround sound - it truly did astound
The Shot but the Shot didn't not want to get caught
Cause Chrissy rage can get messy - Still Bammy wanna test me
So one day Chrissy went for a hearing at INS
Leaving Shot at home with Bammy in a tight sundress
She rubbed her ass against Shot - Shot gave thaddass a smack
Shot's Hulk Underoos started getting tight in the back
She kissed Shot on his neck and licked him on his ear
Shot say, "But what about Chrissy!" She said, "Chrissy ain't here!"
"I've been wanting you all this time Shot - let me make it clear!"
She went up the stairs; Shot studying that bubble rear
"Meet me in the bedroom Shot and I'll make it hot like an oven -
Get this American booty - not that illegal immigrant lovin'!"
Now Shot was perplexed - tempted by that steamy sex
Then Bammy took off her panties next and threw them down the steps
Shot looked at her naked - then thought about Chrsssy who he adore
Took a pic on his camera phone then bolted out the door!
And ran right into Chrissy standing in his way
She said "Oh my love Shot, you done made my day!"
"Bammy said all men are dogs - I told her you were special!
She tempted and teased and seduced you to test you"
"but you passed the test Shot - that shows you mental and spiritual growth
Hell one day I may let you freak us both!"
So the moral of this story people -all kidding aside:
Is ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS OUTSIDE IN YOUR RIDE!!!!!!!
Chrissy called me Tewsday to my surprise
She wanted to 'Please' me while she looked n my eyes.
But what about your hubby and dem kids you got
She say "Hubby out with the fellas and the kids w/ Shot"
I says cool then, cuz I know Shot can sit
Shot can handle them, why Chrissy takes on my D!ck
Off to the dungeon where the A/C gone bake me
When I 1st walked in, felt like I was in Hades
Immediately I start to sweat from this intense heat
Couldn't pull of my shoes, them joints was stuck to my feets
How the hell you live in such a hot house?
'Boy shut up and put this D!ck in my mouf'
I done lost 2 pounds already in this blow dryer
Lookin at her stroke me, with her A$$ on fire
So she gets up and she rides like a champ
She blows my D!ck hard "Like this one time, in Band Camp" (American Pie)
She started sweatin, but I guess she was bothered.
Cuz all she said was 'Fuck Me Harder! Fuck Me Harder'
It's tew in the morning and only 45 passed
I can't even believe I fcuked Chrissy's A$$
Chrissy grew on me, like a pub in my crotch.
Next on my 'To-Do List' is that Freak Queen NOTCH!
da hell????? lmmfatfo now i gotta go and put my thinking cap on to ride on yall asses....
I done said it before and imma say it again....P want me so bad it should be a muthafucking sin
All that daydreamin he doing about me blowing his top
man please you know you need to stop
wait a min turn it around, i might just let P blow my back out
he talk waaaaay too much shit for me to just let em walk
ladies what yall think should i prove a point????
show his ass why i got wifed up so young, show him all about this here golden mouth and tounge
all the tricks of the trades i know
matter fact i may just put on a gotdamn freak show
come to his crib and dim the lights walk out the back room real slow and sensual like
let him touch all my golden goodness, make his dick hard with a couple licks
then BAM imma turn the lights on and shut shit down let P know he just got clowned
flip my hair and talk all sassy and with as much arrogance as i can muster i gotta get nasty
wait i wasn't done....lol
fuck it yes i am i ain't got my creative hat on so deal with it....lol
You bet not lemme hit it cuz the feel will change
All of a sudden ya A$$ turns 'Crazy! Deranged! (Martin Standup)
If was to serve you, an aD!CKtion awaits
You'll be feigning for more, it's like you can't wait
For the next chance to ride the Gold Rod
You gon have to call ya moms so she can give you the nod
It's Ok Baby, I'm seekin therapy right now
He had me sweatin and jigglin till I needed a towel
It's some'n about it, how it makes it talk
Have me holdin on to all kinds of sh!t when I walk
The dresser, the counter and especially the walls
Now that I think about it, I aint even feel is balls
When we havin sex, are they even there?
Felt like he ripped me a new one when my A$$ was in the air
Now here's a lil secret that i think you should know
When he skeet on ya face, ppl will comment on ya glow
That you have and the smile on your face
Don't be ashamed if you give him the Daylight Chase
If he ever offers, g'head and try ya luck
Hubby need to by his book, it's called 'How To FCUK!!!'
lmmfao P i can't even that shit got me dying here
fe fi fo fum
freestyle for folks feeling fun.
frank followed fanny far for funyuns !
fellas finally forgiven figuring forget,
fantastic fanactics fandomly frets.
i still don't get why lil fukyah ain't got no deal yet.....
LMMFAO @ shot
i'm not in a emcee mood today, lmao
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