Football Season Is Here.....

....And i feel like i gotta give my girls a lil insight as to what to expect from the men in they life since it is foozeball time, just take notes ladies, and be ready to deal with it till round January when it's over, by then basketball has started tho.....lol

Be ready to be ignored, more than usual that is, I know Monday night, and all day Sunday i may as well act like my man is not even home cause he don't talk to me cept to say, "food ready yet.." and damn it if we don't have all them sports channels so he can basically see football 24/7 when season is in

I know it sounds dumb as hell, but even if you go in the other room to watch tv and leave ya man in the living room to hog the tv all day long, he gon try one way or another to come back there in the room with you and take over, cause 1.he can lay down in the bed and watch football, 2.he got his lady in the bed with him so he think maybe i can get her to give me some head during halftime....lmao

Be ready to deal with unwanted company ladies, cause more than likely he gon call all his homies to come watch the game with him, which means loudness, rudeness, and messiness from more than just HIM....

Whatever team ya man is a fan of, get ready to rock that jersey cause if he adamant bout it like my husband is, ain't no getting round it, when the cowboys play, he make me, and the kids wear some sorta cowboys type of shit, weather it be a t-shirt, a jersey, some damn ankle socks, you betta have it on, and tell me why my son got the whole bed set of the Dallas Cowboys, the sheets, the comforter and the pillow, and soon as it gets cold i will have to get the comforter out the closet and make sure it's on his bed.....lol

So what he saw all the games he could see earlier, he STILL gon watch the hi-lights on ESPN, and dare yo ass to turn it, his excuse, "i missed that play earlier when i got up to pee...." or my fav line "i ain't see this game cause it wasn't an important one and we was having sex anyway...."

And yes ladies if it's a game that he really ain't into, you may get a lil attention before and after halftime, u gon have to make sure ya head and pu$$y game is on point tho cause it take alot to distract a man from his football, i don't give a damn how good you are, if you ain't good nuff to keep his attention while the redskins getting beat by the packers he gon push yo ass off real quick like, don't be hurt tho ladies, just know that men love they football, just like we love our Nip/Tuck, or our dumb ass reality shows.....

There is one positive thing about football season tho ladies, to get you out the house all day long and out his hair, he will give you whatever money he got in his wallet, hand you the car keys, and tell you to get out and take the kids with you, there have been plenty of times where i left the house @ 10:00am and came back around 8:00pm and hubby ain't even noticed how long we was gone, i am like nigga we could have been kidnapped and on a ship to Singapore by now! his response...."i checked my cell during halftime, if it was an emergency somebody would have called me...."