Where Are They Now?

Thursday, August 28, 2008


Yall already know back in the Bossip days we was tripping like a mug, and me and Bammy like to share those trips with yall sometimes, Bammy working so our silent partner 504 aka Bobble Olay, aka a whole bunch of other names was like check it let's take it back and play Where Are They Now, celebs that have fell the fuck off and what they doin......



OJ Simpson - getting his ass beat like (Kane beat Chauncey ass in Menace II Society) by his daughter Arnell



Brandy- Ray J sister, and also his recording artist, lmao she on his label now, my how the damn tables have turned



Monica- A baby momma, wanting to be a wife, she basically doing what 75% of us black females do, pop em out and wait on that nigga to pop the question....



Michael Vick- Working laundry duty Mondays Wednesday's and Fridays, Tuesdays and Thursdays he "somebody bitch" and Saturday and Sunday he getting himself educated in the law library getting ready for his appeals....

So if yall know where a celeb is now, and what they doin, let us know, we talking to you Tony Terry......lol



23 comments:

Bahama said...

who in the deuce is tony terry?

Anonymous said...

lmmfatfo he a one hit wonder bammy, google him

504 said...

damn i forgot bout this

ja rule prolly washing cars with his headphones on & every 5 minutes he's yelling "it's murdahh"

Anonymous said...

lil jon work @ that same car wash and got the same headphones only every 5 minutes he yelling "yeah"

-Dame- said...

yall stupid lol

Bahama said...

stupid is as stupid does Dame...lmao

ODARA said...

Tevin Campbell- somewhere making conjugal visits @ the nearest MALE prison...& braiding hair on the weekends all while humming "Break It Down...I Don't Want Nobody Else To Hear The Sound"....hahhahahaha

Eddie Winslow-Somewhere recovering from Super Sped's chlamydia patches she gave him...& calling his daddy Carl Winslow for advice! hahhahaha

Craig Mack-somewhere picking pimples & trying out for Proactiv commercials so he can finally make a comeback....

(awwww that was so COLD)

Bahama said...

ah snap Odara!!! LMMFAO!!!

Anonymous said...

Das FX running around job hunting talking "Riggety roaw are yiggety yall higgety hiring?!?"

Anonymous said...

Sir Mix A Lot knocking down dumb ass big ass chicks who think they trying out for a spot in the Baby Got Back Millenium Remix

Anonymous said...

Gary Coleman is a former security guard who marries horse face white chix and play high post like HE ain't a 75 yr old virgin...wait....

ODARA said...

Michael Evans- somewhere standing on phone books tryna look like an adult...& still mailing off his 8 tracks to producers...so he can finally make his album!

Anonymous said...

JoJo runnning around talking about I got leprosy!

K-Ci whispering, "I told them you had epilepsy, stupid ass!"

JoJo falls out while K-Ci looks for the last piece of his Pookie from New Jack City jigsaw puzzle

K-Ci - I hate Bill Gates for inventing jigsaw puzzles!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Odara and Thelma still humping mad Africans while trying to hate on those So you think you can dance folx!

Bahama said...

anon!!! LMMFAO!!!

ODARA said...

Magoo (from Timbaland & Magoo)somewhere tryna get some base in his voice so people won't think he's a woman when he asks "do you want whip cream on that latte?" @ the starbucks drive through...

Chris Strokes- somewhere holding auditions for the next boy band...he'll name them pre-mature...hahhahahahahahahahaah

Anonymous said...

Wilona opened up the Dubois School of Overacting!

To Penny's real mama: "Now I love this girl like she my OWN! And ain't no one ever gonna take that away!"

Janet Jackson (star student): Here take the tape recorder. Cause no matter what you say, no matter what she say, no matter what the courts say.....you always be my mama!

Then Penny real mama whip her and wilona ass with an old school 27 lbs. General Electric iron

ODARA said...

@anon...hahhaah hell yeah I 4got Thelma was humping africans & wearing dookie braids...hahhahaha

Anonymous said...

And overacting her ass off too!

Anonymous said...

Julio from Sanford and Son still getting fan letters from some girl in Dallas named #1 Fan Chrissy talking about "Puerto Rico STAND UP!"

Anonymous said...

" ODARA said...
@anon...hahhaah hell yeah I 4got Thelma was humping africans & wearing dookie braids...hahhahaha
"
Who knew years later old African dude would blow up and become a multi millionaire AFTER Thelma wasn't down for the freaky deaky orgy? Yall know old boy!

EBAY!!!!!

Now he like, "Back then when I was greasy and domineering yall didn't want me -
Now I'm auctioning Tupac's Hummer bitches ALL on me!"

Anonymous said...

lmmfao damn i hate i missed my boo in here tripping

Nanci O said...

we all know what jodeci is doing...and it aint drugs, LOL

this sh!t better work..lmao