......Make ya'self @ home!
Remember when we were telling yall a new thang we are calling GUEST BLOGGER! well now we implementing that idea, drop ya post ideas in the comments section, and Bammy and I will decide who our weekly guest blogger will be, remember you won't know til Friday if ya idea is chosen or not, and i hate to say it, lmao but we a lil burnt out on the Freestyle Friday posts, so till we get un-burned out the Guest Blogger will be taking it's place. Now don't get us wrong we love all our readers and we know the Freestyle was a popular thang, we just wanna try something different, and if this ship sinks we will bring the Freestyle Friday thang back......we promise, now drop ya post ideas so we can get to choosing....
Luv 2DB
33 comments:
yes freestyle friday has worn us out....lol
Sureshot is the next guest blogger - my idea is: "My illegal mexican relatives - Follow the law or follow family ties?"
Okay I'm stealing a friend's idea but I don't want to say Chrissy's name cause she is self conscious about her whole Honduran/Guatemalen/Puerto Rican/Mexicano heritage
How about "They Trying To Kill Me Y'all!!!!" Post the most fucked up advice someone ever gave you. Like my brother telling me that if you put earwax on your pinky and slide it up in a chick's snatch, if she scream - SHE BURNING!
Or MamaShot telling a very young impressionable Shot that he could be a girl pregnant just by having an erection and being AROUND the chick! Shot be trying to put his junior mack down, get a kiss, start to grind.... then sprint home yelling that I ain't ready to be a father - all I got to my name is this Justice League lunch box!
lmmfao shot please tell me yo' ass ain't really do that earwax shit....
LMAO @ Shot!! HA HAHA! Ur bro is a fool...
My idea from yesterday "what do you love/hate about ur boo?"
Chrissy you neva did the post about the coworkers you did like...
Umm...let's see...somethin about horoscopes...like which sign you can't stand to be around or something like that...
glad you reminded me mzp cause i sooooooo forgot imma go work on it now lol
Yes Chrissy Shot attempt the at home STD test on many occasion. Unfortunately, Shot would make a big show of digging in his ear! See, Shot figure all humping people know about this test so Shot make sure chick is watching then start manual Q-tipping. Shot never could figure if the chick cussed Shot out and left because she didn't want to be fingered by sugar daddy lollipop looking finger. Or, maybe she KNEW what the results were going to be and was like "I'm bailing b4 the test results are revealed!"
Of course, Shot assume she MUST be burning!
Of course, Shot make sure EVERYone knew the test results!
Of course, ghetto chicks who down to fuck but NOT get touched down there with earwax finger can put 5 and 6 punch combos together like Sugar Shane Mosley
Of course, Shot "walked into a lot of doors" back then....
The hell is this Arthur ni99a who keep putting his name up there when I try to delete a comment?!?!?!
That's Shot's post idea, "Ever just went the fuck off on someone. I'm talking curse, threaten, scream, etc....only to find out you're as wrong as a $3.50 dollar bill?"
Ever happen to you?
How did you/they play it off?
Chrissy: "Well shit sir, UPS could easily be mistaken for INS. I won't buss no mo' caps at your dookie brown van!"
lmmfao @ shot
I never....I have yano the game where u tell on urself..lmao we ain't takin shots or nothing but ummmm lol yea
ex..i have never licked puss
i have sukked ballz..LMMFAO
Oh i loved when we played the MTW "tru life" story on celebrities
or we can make it a lifetime movie title as well
Shot can play the mandatory bad male cause EVERY Lifetime movie got some meek stupid ass chick (who got her let him cheat on me/whip my ass/beat my kids' asses quota set at like 500) but is nice and loving but getting dogged by this evil, vile, perverse dog! That's is why Shot don't even attempt to watch TV on Saturdays! Too much estrogen-filled hate going on on Lifetime! Chrissy laid up on the couch all day talking bout "Uhh huh I'd slice his dick open like I'm fileting trout and pour battery acid in it - then sew it back up!"
SHE talking about unspeakable torture but, "HE'S the maniac!"
MTW "tru life" did i miss that one?
we can do answering machines...lol kind of like Dear Diary
ex. Rihanna
E'llo you have reached Ri Ri, i'm busy right now popping Chris' pimples, leave a message....and this better not be Dayshawn..nigga i told ya azz to take a bow..lmao
LMAO Shot u ain't NEVER LIED, i was watching lifetime this weekend and i was like hell nah...all them stories be having basically the same plot. somebody getting they azz beat or somebody dyin
Uhh huh I'd slice his dick open like I'm fileting trout and pour battery acid in it - then sew it back up!"
^^^^^^lmao shot been watching me watch lifetime then cause that is esactly what i do cept i be in my bed naked most times specially if the kids gone talking cold cash shit to them simple ass ho's....lol
LMMFAO^^^^^^^^^^^^ that shat sounds like it hurt tho.......OOOOOOOOOH HELLLLLLLLLL NAH my sis iz crazy!
Yes Kali! Then when Shot tries to address Chrissy wasting a whole Saturday talking shit to the TV screen, she lean over the BACK of the sofa and try to entice the Shot!!!! Then she try to ride Shot during commercials talking about "Nigga you got 1 min 30 seconds to nut!" And she don't use typical sexy props like whipped cream and high heels. Chrissy be rocking duck sauce and spongebob slippers. Shot must admit by time "F-R-E-E- that spells free freecreditreport .com baby" commercial comes on....we already cleaning up!
lmao @ shot stop telling all our bidness boo...
Whoops! At least I didn't mention when you were about to ...uhhh... orally relieve Shot but you wanted to run in the bedroom and put on those sexy ass heels and model naked first. Remember? Shot grabbed your ears and got his right there? Remember boo? You know Shot always been "head" over heels in love with Chrissy!
K@LiENTe said...
MTW "tru life" did i miss that one?
we can do answering machines...lol kind of like Dear Diary
ex. Rihanna
E'llo you have reached Ri Ri, i'm busy right now popping Chris' pimples, leave a message....and this better not be Dayshawn..nigga i told ya azz to take a bow..lmao
August 12, 2008 1:01 PM
^^^^
AHAHAHA WE DID THAT IN OUR BOSSIP DAYS !!!REMEMBER BOBBLE & BAMMY ?
lmmfao see shot you talking too much you dont see me telling everybody bout the time you damn near knocked me offa the balcony cause you was so happy to be gettin' it outside, and remember that old white lady face when she came out on her balcony and was like omg i think he hurting her BOB, CALL 911 NOW, wait never mind imma just call chrissy later and see if she can't send her that nice young man over here to crack my damn back bob....lmao
^LMAO i have NEVER been on Bossip...i gues those were the good ole days..lol
HAHA @ Shot n Chriss
yeah i member the answering machine ones
bey:i am sewing sequins on my gown and getting my rapunzel weave in call back in 12 hrs and if you need idmediate help call kelly her ass ain't busy.....
"bey:i am sewing sequins on my gown and getting my rapunzel weave in call back in 12 hrs and if you need idmediate help call kelly her ass ain't busy....."
LMMFAO- TIMEOUT!!!!
When that senior citizen moaned "Jumping Jeehosophats!!" it sounded so sweet
Never a blacker cracker back cracker will she ever meet!
-Shot!
lmmfatfo why i fucks with shot i will never understand it.....Jumping Jeehosophats!!" only you gon think of some shit like that to say
My 10 Names
(this is fun!)
1. YOUR REAL NAME: MzPurp
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
MzPizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Purple Puppy
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or
neighborhood if it's a number)
Nicole Brinkley
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name)
PurpMz
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite
drink)
Black Long Island
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your
last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden
name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name,
and last letter of your moms first name).
ZRPCOSY ??
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).
They don't have middle names :(
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
Black Bailey
0. Your hood name:....first 3 of your first name and add -iqua....
MzPiqua
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Kaliente
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Kalizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
Black Turtle..LMMFAO
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or
neighborhood if it's a number)
Ana-Marie Bankhead
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2
letters of your first name)
RamKa
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite
drink)
Blue Vodka
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your
last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden
name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name,
and last letter of your moms first name).
Amrrhve
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names).
shyt i dunno
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
Black Spunky(old turtle)
10. Your hood name:....first 3 of your first name and add -iqua....
MzPiqua
Kaliqua HAHAHAHAHA
You should encourage women to tell the worst pick up lines they've ever heard lol.
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