Bammy's Why's
Why is ape sh!t my new favorite term?
Why the HELL i walked in this morning and there was firecracker smoke every cot damn where, like i was in a friggin cigar pub or some sh!t?
Why all the windows and doors are open to get it out but the sh!t is still in here?
Why i got an effin headache now?
Why this sh!t is getting hella played now?
Why i seriously thought about giving my two weeks notice cause they play to damn much round here.
Why i don't think yall know half the stupid shit that goes on, on a daily?
Why i think this the most i've cursed in like forever?
Why is this really getting on my nevers though?
Why are grown ass men throwing firecrackers in a work enviroment?
Why i'm down ranting, going to go make a some tea in the smoke filled kitchen, if i don't come back that means i've passed out or cursed somebody out!
Chrissy's Why's
Why i saw a man reading the paper while he was driving on the way to work this morning
Why the cock eyed cock wig wearing lady in the store damn near salivated over hubby this morning
Why i lauhged so damn hard @ that shit
Why i told hubby he got a fanbase that consist of old ass women
Why i told him to get her number
Why he laughed @ me and told me to stfu before that old lady think he really want her
Why i told him it don't matter what you want her damn cocked eye is on the prize
Why that damn g's to gents show was pure dee damn comedy last night
Why them fools supposed to be g's but scared to death of Kesan lil woman looking ass
Why Shotta and Creepa were the main ones talking bout they was scared for they life
Why T-jones wear that same damn outfit on every episode too little ass shirt and tight ass pants
Why them fools like iono if he gon go crazy and stab us in our sleep
Why i was like how he gon do that with a full ass camera and production crew around
Why imma gon and say none of them dudes on that show are g's
60 comments:
why i wanna know what moved them ppl bammy worked with to get up this morning go to work, and pop firecrackers lmao
why chrissy i just don't understand them, they all like 40 and 50 and still playing with fireworks...it baffles me...
why i wish i could chuck a few things at them (and it won't be firecrackers that's for damn sure..lol
lmmfao why them fools somebody daddy and acting a fool @ work bammy
why i wanna know how yall get work done
why imma ask what if a client walk in lmmfao and gets a firecracker in they eye or some shit, then what
LMAO!!
why a customer has gotten caught in the cross fire and the GM was like well she shouldn't a been standing there, lmao
why i think they all need guidance and sedatives
lmmfao why i am dying cause bammy talking bout they need sedatives
Why I couldn't stop laughin at From G's to Gents last night?
Why did TJones look like an absolute retarded fool when he was asked to answer the question?
Why Creepa need to just keep his mouth closed?
Why did Mr.Bentley have on pink lipstick during his lil mini comercial??
Why Mr bentley give the stripper dude a double take when he was strippin???
Why did TJones say he was "very appreciated" because he won the lil challenge??
Why I couldn't type no more why's cuz that show was just too hilarious??
Why my boo was actin like a jerk last night and I missed my other shows??
Why I beat him over the head with a newspaper this mornin on the train??
Why did I do it repeatedly and people were staring at me??
why it keeps raining when i'm at work or sleep knowing damn well i need to find this damn leak in my roof ?
why is mother nature effin with me ?
why it was pouring down so i told my boss that i was gonna take my lunch break so i can go home & check where the leak was coming from in the attic, why it wasn't raining anymore ?
why did that fat fool on punks to idiots looking around like he at a damn 2.99 all you can eat buffet ?
why when creepa and dem went and told the butler they needed to talk to bentley cause they was in fear of they life the butler looked @ em like nigga ain't yall supposed to be g's?????
why i died offa that shit
why mzp treating her man like a puppy that peed on her rug beating him with newspapers and shit lmao
why just about every dude here (who ain't in managment) wanna holla at me?
why i wouldn't check for none of them even if i was the last woman on the planet and we had to procreate?
why am i so hungry?
why ain't the why's poppin off?
why i wish the day was over?
why i can't get into the g's to gents crap-p-ola?
why i'mma need ya'll to address my last why ?
why when they ratted on lil ronnie devoe, ya boy asked if they all felt that way & they said yeah was the dude with all that hair in the back, getting the BBQ pit ready ? had a big fire started lol
why me and bobble OVAH cause she called kesan lil ronnie devoe
why did that fat fool on punks to idiots looking around like he at a damn 2.99 all you can eat buffet ?
why when they ratted on lil ronnie devoe, ya boy asked if they all felt that way & they said yeah was the dude with all that hair in the back, getting the BBQ pit ready ? had a big fire started lol
^^^Why I'm dead and buried offa these two why's!??...LMFAO!!
Why I can't concentrate on these peoples' names who calling here cuz of this shit right here??
Why I was gon say WTF?? was wrong with T-Jones' eyes last night??
Why was he in the background, when they had the ladies ova, actin like a shy stalker? Like all them women in there were steaks and he couldn't decide which one he wanted??
Why did he have to follow that damn gurl to the bathroom??
Why he act like he ain't neva been around women before??
why he like men mzp that is why he was acting that way
why hubby went the fuck off on that show, then he went off on me for making him watch it
why he was laughing like a mug tho cause all them niggas some punk fools
why creepa lil short ass remind me of them lil monsters on the super mario game, or the lil things on pacman
why when creepa was showing out doing them weights for that girl his ass looked like je was bout to pop open he was having such a hard time lifting em....
why cant i find a damn apt so i can move out my parents house?
why is NY so damn expensive..even living with the Mexicans cost alot of damn money?
why I have a boyfriend now when i full well know i need my sugardaddy still?
why it dont matter if i have a sugardaddy cuz he cant keep it up anywayz?
why my friend said that my sugardaddy remind her of mr. rogers?
why aint noone want ugly boo till he and i got together and now bitches texting him?
lmmfao @ notch
why imma ask notch to stop calling her man ugly boo
why it don't matter cause that is his name now
why if i ever meet him in person notch gon say ugly boo this is my friend chrissy ms big booty and miss big booty this ugly boo lmao
Why did those fake ass G's really think that Kesan was stab all of them with a pen??
Why would they even be scared of his lil ass?
Why the stripper dude was ready to pull it out on them fools last night??
Again, did ya'll see Bentley give him a second take when everbody was supposedly looking away??
Why I can't stand that big forehead havin dude??
why this here why list is for bobble
why i got a new fav goodtimes episode
why it's the one with ole clumsy ass earl who is jj art student
why i was touched by the lil father son moment earl and the daddy on 227 had bobble
why that pic he painted had penny had looking as big as a damn bulldog's head
why i was like i wonder if janet got that pic in her and JD's house somewhere lmao
why that had a 32 yr old man playing a teenager named earl
why flo and dem supposed to be broke, but they was steady feeding earl ass
why earl daddy was the same dude who evicted em when james was on there
why they think we ain't gon ever notice they had one person playing multiple charecters
why i wanna know why i am just now noticing how corny keith ass was
why i can't wait till that keith pimp slaps thelma episode
why ima call chrissy light bright when i introduce her to ugly boo..lol
why im talking to one of my exes day dreaming about how he used to eat me out?
why is ugly boo just ok with his eating skills?
why i need him to be on his A game or ima cheat on his ass foreal?
lmao mzp tell me why next week that skripper dude gon go off and tell them fools i had a condo @ 21 cause i was knocking down bad bitches
why hubby was like nigga that's my line
why i said hubby yo ass ain't never have a condo you ain't have shit when i met you and i am the baddest bitch evah in yo' world
why kesan got a girlfriend
why i was like she prolly 12 and reading teen beat magazines while blowing bubbles with her gum
why them niggas g's but scared of kesan lil ass
why he gon say yeah i am an actor, and i am ACTING like i don't wanna kill ya ass right now
why i died a lil when he said that shit
why i need him to be on his A game or ima cheat on his ass foreal?
^^^^^lmmfao why her ass said fa real like right now it's fa play play cheating lawd what imma do with you notch
why i keep seeing mr rogers sitting alone in his apt wating on wednesdays till he get to see his chocolate boo notch
why i bet he make sure he xtra fresh to def and clean for his girl
why i need him to be on his A game or ima cheat on his ass foreal?
^^^^^lmmfao why her ass said fa real like right now it's fa play play cheating lawd what imma do with you notch
^^^^
LOL x2...why i dont consider doing anything with mr. rogers cheating??
why is mr. rogers so damn boring to me?
why when he talking i think "shit does he ever come up for air?"
why he calls me his nubian princess..do black people say nubian??
lmmfao why i can see yo ass sitting there looking bored as hell when he talk
why i can see him droning on and on thinking his nubian princess really care
why i ain't heard nubian in a min notch so i am nit sure if black folk say it unless it's the name of a haircare product we use
why i keep seeing mr rogers sitting alone in his apt wating on wednesdays till he get to see his chocolate boo notch
^^Why Mr. Rogers gon be in here why'n with us like "Why Notchie don't wanne be my nubian princess no more??"...lol
Why I miss Mr. rogers show?
Why I can still see how he used to sit there alll calm tying his shoes??
Why it ain't a beautiful day in the neighborhood ever since he left??
why mr rogers creeped me out cause he was too damn calm and played with puppets
why i bet he had some secrets fa dat ass in his real life like he was a sadistic sexual fiend and taped himself getting spanked by prostitutes dressed as puppets fron his show or some shit lmao
lol..why yall so stupid..lol
why i miss alot of the shows that used to come on back in the day?
^^LMFAO @ Chrissy....
Why I hate when these people here try to tell me how to do my job??
Why if these people here did what they had to do, my day would go by easier??
Why I'm so sick of this place??
Why the bosslady daughter gotta have surgery on her knee?
Why if her fat moo-moo wearing ass lost some weight her knee wouldn't be shiftin all over the place?
Why I'm wrong for that??
knee wouldn't be shiftin all over the place?
^^^^^why we OVAH fa that shit lmmfao
Why if her fat moo-moo wearing ass lost some weight her knee wouldn't be shiftin all over the place?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
lol..why i really laffed out loud just now
why i literally have tears coming out my eyes reading them damn goodtimes & last batch of bobble's g's/gents whys ?
bobble, why me & b/f be acting like marcus (earl) on the jefferson's when he got all excited and would say "well allllllright !!!" lol ?
why t-bone need to wear dark shades so we won't be subjected to those wondering eyes ?
ok so why the white ppl here be acting like the candy i have @ my desk is a gotdamn novelty
why they act like they ass ain't seen red hots in ages
why i be having either red hots, hot tamales, mike ikes, or lemon heads @ my desk on a regular and not a day goes by these fools walk by and be like OMG RED HOTS I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE RED HOTS, CAN I HAVE SOME
why i am bout sick of these fools fucking with me and my candy
bobble lmmfao please tell me why earl was 32 tho playing a kid
why i got a mosquito or spider bite that looked like a regular bite til i put pintment on it & now it looks like sars ?
why that's what b/f said i had ?
why ths shit is grossing me out ?
why i picked at it so much it looks kinda bruised ?
lol iono bobble, but he had kids the age he was playing lol
pintment
^^^^lmmfao why i wanna know what pinment is
yes sir mr jefferson sir.....remember that ?
oh shit, why i'm looking at that like who said that ?
why i meant to type ointment ?
why the "p" gotta be so close to the "o" ?
lmmfao bobble i died @ the end when they had that lil dramatic part he was like IT'S MY LIFE
and the damn daddy gon say some shit like what he think he gon paint his way out the ghetto
and he said naw i just wanna PAINT the ghetto lmmfao
and the audience did the clapping on that part i wwas like that is some profund ass shit right there
and tell me why bobble every goodtimes episode is a damn public service announcement disguised as a sitcom
cause michael was like yeah mr so in so haven't you ever heard of (famous ghetto artists that came out the hood go here) they are accomplished artists, like we give a damn lmao
or that penny mumps episode, they just start spouting off statistics and shit in regualr convo thelma be all like yeah wilon 52 percent of our black females have no clue what a condom even is
lmmfao i gotta stop effin with you and these re-runs of goodtimes
yes sir mr jefferson sir.....remember that ?
^^^^^ummmm nope remind me lol
HA HA @ Chrissy...
Why I'll be so glad cuz bosslady gon be out next wed, thurs, and fri!??
Why I'm wondering WTF? this lady is lookin me all in my face for, when she see my face is on my keyboard??
Why these stupid f*cks here still can't pronounce my name right and I've been here for over a year??
you don't remember on the jefferson's when he (earl) played marcus, who worked in george's cleaners ?
why i be having either red hots, hot tamales, mike ikes, or lemon heads @ my desk on a regular and not a day goes by these fools walk by and be like OMG RED HOTS I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE RED HOTS, CAN I HAVE SOME
^^OMG...Why do I luv me some Lemon heads!!??...lol
naw bobble i ain't no huge ass jeffersons fan so i don't know
and mzp i would share with you if you asked and was just like can i have a few lemon heads these fools here gotta make a big damn deal bout it talking bout omg yall are never gonna BELIEVE what the receptionist got @ her desk, like i got a damn limited edition damn box or some shit, signed by the damn leamon head dude himself.....
why my tits got a life of they own
why whatever i wear them ho's sitting out like look @ me
why fools here kill me diverting they ass from my tits to my face
why the females even do that shit
why i think they looking tho either outta hate or disgust
lmmfao why i know this one lady be disgusted cause she be looking @ me like them suckas are huge
why they not that big to me tho
why i love my tits
why i hope you do cause you got to live with em
why they my babies and imma name em frick and frack
u need a smack
Why when Chrissy shimmy, Frick and Frack be swinging and smacking each other like them click clack ball toys?
Why Chrissy wrong ass hell for trying to send another brother on unemployment!
Why Bammy got names for her ass cheeks - Lefty and Sho Ya Right!
why bobble always tryna to smakc me lmao
why aretha's tits need to be named long and longer, or swing low and lower
why shot supposed to be workin' but he ain't lol
Why our big titty receptionist got a love affair going on with her dog - kissing him in the mouth, spending $100+ for grooming, $500 checkups?
Why the dog be looking at Shot like "Hell yeah I hit!"?
Why Shot is doing lunch rat bout now?
Why he made a salad with some fruit for dessert but stayed the fuck away from the cherries?
Why Chrissy crack me up talking about Kesan is a lil woman?
Why does a pen become a deadly weapon i you hold it just right?
Why are there 10 yr olds who will whip yo ass if they threatened?
Why them dudes act like Mr Bentley was gonna regulate?
Why Mr Bentley seem like he LIKE sending dudes home so he can get a hug?
Why it look like Bentley and Kesan had "a moment" when they were hugging?
Why Shot like it when Chrissy brag on the twins!
why shot stoopid lmao
Why Mr Bentley seem like he LIKE sending dudes home so he can get a hug?
^^^^^lmmfao why i thought i was the only person who noiticed that shit, he just seems like he like them hugs a lil too much to me
http://wordizz.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-knew-i-wasnt-gon-leave-this-alone.html
why yall need to copy that link and open it the hell up and do it quick
Why that gurl in the link Chrissy posted look like she melting?
Why they both supposed to be gay?
Why would anyone, let along another female stick her head betixt them meltin thighs?
Why she just look like she smell like turkey bacon and chitlings?
Why thats her fav meal?
Why I'm going to hell for these why's?...LMFAO!
Why she just look like she smell like turkey bacon and chitlings?
^^^^^why imma tell mzp to GET OUT lmmfao
why the inconsiderate BITCHES i work for wanna tell the dudes to come and put the damn sign up that goes behind me now
why they asses couldn't do it when i left this bitch @ the end of the day
why i got half the fucking nerve to walk the fuck out and go home cause of all the noise i am enduring......
why i am more pissed than bammy was this morning bout them clowns she work with....
Why did I almost leave this site cuz I didn't know you guys had a new theme? I wuz backin' out the door!
Why does it seem like all my free time is gone?
Why are these people making me work for their paycheck? It ain't fair!
Why did I miss my hair appointment? You could scrub pots with my new growth.
Why did Georgia invade Russia, got their azz kicked and now they're whining?
Why is Michael Phelps such a great swimmer, but so dufus-lookin'?
Why are the people, who have condemned John Edwards the most for his affair, having affairs, have had affairs, or are thinking of having affairs. Damn hypocrites!
Why are the people, who have condemned John Edwards the most for his affair, having affairs, have had affairs, or are thinking of having affairs. Damn hypocrites!
^^^^lmao why they prolly digging a ho' ass out as we speak
why i just died at chrissy saying her tits have a life of their own
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