Monday's Suck

Bammy on one of them 1,356 million holidays that the island ppl have all the time, so she chilling right about now. I decided to do a post about work, lol since i am here i felt the need to tall yall every FUCKING thing that goes on here that annoys the shit outta me, yall feel free to do tha same after yall read my rant...

*Do i look like a bank?????? Why i gotta be the main muthafucka who ppl come and ask if i got change, i swear these fools think i got a petty cash box up here waiting to cash they checks, and give they ass a sucker when they finished....

*Dude works here SEXY as hell ladies, very rare in this bldg, i remember when they hired his ass it was cold, and his cologne smelled really good, those two things stick out about him when i see him, WHY he dumb as a box of rocks tho, i mean STOOPID ain't even the word to describe him, he is the type of man that needs to just stand there and look pretty, A dumb man is a turnoff, i don't care how pretty he looks on the outside, if he dumb, i can't see past that shit, anyway his ole simple ass irks my nerves, and i be glad when he out of town, and NOT HERE...

*Most of my issues are lil ass trivial nonsense, some of it funny as hell, another dude that works here, black, ugly, uncle tom type of cat, why he had to invite his whole family up here and show them round the office like he own it? AND i am talking bout his old ass granny looking like she rode in on the freedom train, his brother who looked like Gator on Jungle Fever, his wife who looked like the big white chick in the trapped in the closet series, his daughter who was like the only normal one, his sister who had the nerve to still have a curl yall, and why the wife act like she was embarrassed by her in-laws, man it took all of me NOT to laugh @ that scene, he showing them all round the office introducing em and shit like these ppl care bout his multi-country family....

*So i am the youngest black lady that work here out of 2 it's another lady here but she is older, very sweet who is black, but i ain't gon count her in this rant here, it's a chick here who is like 35 and she swear she 22, lmmfao yall ever work with a chick like that who try so hard to stay in the loop she go out and do what you do, granted i am 27, not that much younger than her, but come the fuck on, i know when to stop, her ass don't, i wear a dress with a split, her ass come in with one, the other lil young chick that work here go get her hair colored, you best believe she gon come in the next day with her shit colored too. She told me about 6 months ago her man was gon buy her a BMW, lmmfao why her ass show up in a honda accord????? i was done after that, i wasn't gon judge cause hell i have no car....

*We merged with another company, and the manager of the other company we merged with bout to drove me bananas when we all 1st started working together, her ass NEVER shuts up, EVER she keeps talking and talking and talking and talking and talking, no amount of ignoring phases her, she just keep the hell on talking, bout how the printer guy was supposed to be here 2 days ago to service the copier but he didn't show up cause his granny died and he had to help sell off her estate and get her affairs situated, blah blah blah, the whole time i am thinking naw his ass ain't show up cause he don't wanna hear you TALK ABOUT BULLSHIT NON-STOP!!

*Don't even get me started on the good ole boy who insist on wearing wranglers, tucking his shirt in, and keeping his hair cut like it's 1968 or some shit, i get so sick of trying not to laugh when he walk throo here, i just gave the fuck up.....lmmfao here his ass come now, jeans tight as ever too yall......

Yeah i like my job, it pays my bills, i don't work hard, but it's exhausting dealing with ppl all damn day long, it takes so much outta me 5 days a week, BUT i find the humor and fun in this shit, make myself laugh @ em on a daily, otherwise i'd go nuts, my next post, gon be bout the ppl i work with i actually like.....lol