Or the sweetest, depending on how you look @ it, that you ever did for love. You ever spend ya light bill money to bail ole boy outta jail, only to be sitting in the dark a month later reading his jailhouse letters by candlelight cause that nigga went right back in, or you ever buy ya girl momma a new T.V. just to get in good with the family only to find out weeks later ya girl crazy crackhead brother smoked the t.v. (can yall tell i been watching the hell out some jungle fever on cable lately...) lmao gon tell us the dumb shit ya did, we do not judge here @ 2DB we just laugh @ ya ass. shouts out to notchie pooh for the idea, thanks missy....
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Shot used to date this petite big booty chick. Crazy fine and smart. But she was a virgin. And one night she see Shot's package and is like "You will NEVER put THAT in me!" So all through high school, Shot keep trying, buying her stuffed animals, writing poetry and shit and she keep fronting and flaking. So finally Shot find out she fucking some dude from her neighborhood! Shot very hurt cuz he KNEW he'd be one to break her in so he do the mature, honorable, gentlemanly thing, "GIVE ME ALL THAT SHIT I GAVE YOU BACK!!!!" Shot thought somehow she be like "NO don't take my Smurfette dolls and stuffed hearts I'll fuck the shit outta you first Shot! Unfortunately she was like TAKE yourt shit back and boxed the shit up. When Shot see it Shot was like "WTF?!?! Did I really get her a Dr. Suess hat and a red Triple Goose Down Bomber?!?!" Fuinally Shot realize the hoe done put ALL her old unwanted shit in the box. Shot throw the wack shit back out on her lawn. Take the good shit and give to various "possibles". See? Shot was recycling way back before it was cool!
lmmfao i never can tell when shot messing with me, or when he fa real, is that story true????
hey chrissy what about the time you drove the getaway car for your dude? all on the curb and everything
hey chrissy what about the time you drove the getaway car for your dude? all on the curb and everything
^^^^^ lmmfao ummmm NEVER....
but nodays you forgot about that time when you wanted to get all romantical with ya girl so you took her ass to denny's and spent 46 dollars on her ass....
what about the tattoo of his name you got across your back with a picture of a mcflurry underneath it?
nodays what bout that tat you got on ya neck that say thug misses ATM....lmmfao @ the mcflurry under it man please
put up wit baby mama drama! after we fought me and my homegirls was chasing them in the car...i was finna get out at the stop light and buss the bytch windows out but the baby was in the car..lol
Kali... you's a fool!
i ain't do nothing stupid... except put up with a cheatin ass man for a year cuz my simple ass was "in love". then i realized that "that love shit is for the effin birds!"
but i have beat a bitch's ass or 2 cuz they tried to test me and my mens. i was a bit hot headed back in the day ;)
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