Stupid Is as Stupid does

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

I'm feeling unintelligent right now, so I just found out the the College of the Bahamas hasn't accepted me because my math scores were low. Hell I coulda told them they were gonna be low, it's been FOUR years since I even looked at a damn math equation and math was never my strong subject anyway. I'm feeling like a big fat stupid-o and I'm a little upset about this, i need some chocolate. I know I'm not the smartest cookie in the box but still this is a downer. I'm going go head and buy me some blank shirts and put these on it..
















That is all.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

bamm i am assuming this was a real college right, my story bout junior college so i ain't graduate high school right did the whole ged thing but when i was 24 i decided my ass wanna go to school applied for finacial aid these fools gave me 5g's to go, BUT in the 11th grade i took my taks test and passed the shit with flying colors, math and all i excelled in the english part cause that's my shit anyway cause i already took the taks even if it was yrs before i ain't have to do shit else cept sign up for classes and go to school tell me why i was like okay i wanna take business accounting simple add subtracting of math HELL FUCKING NAW i gotta take a test before i get in this class to see where my math skills @ so i go to take this test thse muthafuckas bringing a nigga a compass, protractors, damn scientific calculators and shit i was like DE HELL????? i already knew before the damn pencil hit the paper i was gon fail cause unless it's bout my money me and math ain't friends they had all kinda shit on this test i could not even remember doing needless to say i failed miserably which was okay i just couldan't take thee business accounting class right.....TELL ME WHY THE FUCK I AM A GROWN ASS WOMAN HAVING TO TAKE FUCKING INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA?????? lmmfao 1st day of class i swer i walked in and laughed out loud cause i was in there with like 17 18 yr olds and shit i was like man this shit pathetic why i was the top student in that class tho?????? i just had to share that bammy make you feel a lil smarter.......

Anonymous said...

AND....i got a shirt that says stupidity is not a crime so your free to go....

my fav tho is one my son got that says i'm the cute one, he's the stupid one.....

Bahama said...

LMMFAO!!!! hahaha chrissy same shit happened to me only thing was we couldn't even use no damn calculator, effin bastids...how the heel are people suppose to do math without a damn calculator?? it's no wonder my score was low...lol and i needed a laugh Chrissy thank you very much

Bahama said...

LOL!! at your son's shirt

Anonymous said...

lmao knew it would make you laugh bammy cause i swear i laughed like a mug when i walked in that class and the test i failed i didn't even need the calculator cause most of it was like damn geometry and shit i was like man i ain't used a damn compass since 9th grade or a protractor......i loved going to school tho, imma go back one day i just gotta convince the government to give me 5'gs again for school.....

Anonymous said...

Child u aint stupid..so stop saying that..lol

If anyone is stupid its me my ass is back at home with no job taking bio 101 all over again cuz my ass didnt want to take that shit 8 yrs ago like i was suppose. Im in class with 18 yr olds talking about they cant wait to start drinking in a few yrs meanwhile i got a flask in my bookbag

Anonymous said...

Child u aint stupid..so stop saying that..lol

If anyone is stupid its me my ass is back at home with no job taking bio 101 all over again cuz my ass didnt want to take that shit 8 yrs ago like i was suppose. Im in class with 18 yr olds talking about they cant wait to start drinking in a few yrs meanwhile i got a flask in my bookbag

Anonymous said...

meanwhile i got a flask in my bookbag
^^^^^DEAD....

Anonymous said...

Any mathematical equation always equals 666 to me, because math is the devil. LOL! It has NEVER been my best subject. I made it out of College Algebra barely.

Giiiirrrlllll, don't let me catch you wearing one of those stupid shirts! :)

ROTFL @ Chrissy Snow & Notch!!!!!

Bahama said...

thanks for dropping my Park and LMAO what? them stupid shirts are stupid..so i have to like em..lmao

and math is the devil..it sure is..

Anonymous said...

Naw, Bammy. You aren't stupid. Math is also my weakest subject and that's why I keep a math book on my desk to "refresh" my memory.

Cuz, when it comes to math, I go blank really quickly.

Anyhoo, there are plenty of free online math courses that'll help you get your skills up to par.

Just keep pluggin away. You'll make it!

Anonymous said...

math is evil, damn it lol

Jay Midnyte said...

im hype yall im going to a college where the hottest it gets is like 54 degrees in the mountains (FUUUUUUCKKK DUUUUUDEE!!! lol) shit but me n 2 of my cuz all got in so we bout to go takeover this shit lol

Anonymous said...

i took college algebra twice, i probably coulda done better the first time if i didnt stop goin...

this sh!t better work..lmao