My girl MzP told me a story this morning bout her man that gave me the idea for this post, i was feeling all warm and fuzzy reading it, i was like that is just too damn sweet right there (imma let her tell yall in the comments tho bout that story)......
The sweetest thing you ever had a mate do for you was.......I had this guy and i ain't saying names who really ain't do anything it was more so what the hell he said, lmao i can't remember how he worded it, something bout me being the brightest star blah blah womp womp so he never noticed the other stars in the sky, hell iono but shit was just waaaaaaaaay too much for my overly romantic sentimental ass to take.....holla in the comments ppl....
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Thanx Chrissy!! To make a long story short, my bf was supposed to get real romantical on me Friday night, but me bein the rockstar that I am I rocked out w my cock out a lil too hard and was sleep by time he got to my house, he stayed outside text'n n callin for an hour then went home...so when I woke up outta my drunken stupor i noticed that he had came and left....so I went over, apologizing cause I felt bad…we went to sleep…so then Saturday mornin he gets up and goes downstairs and brings back up a bottle of moet, some svedka vodka and gives me the 3rd book in this series I’m reading…which was the sweetest thing ever bein as tho I had ruined the night…but he wasn’t mad, just sweet…the end!...LOL!
had this guy who really ain't do anything it was more so what the hell he said, lmao i can't remember how he worded it,
^^^^hahahahahaha chrissy got her ass gamed up.im thinking im bout to read some tyler perry ass ralph tresvant sensitivity playa shit and she talmbout the dude who told her her pussy sittin up like a mango in her tights.oh chrissy.....
gives me the 3rd book in this series I’m reading…
^^^^ purp tell me after you read the part where Harry Potter fights the dragon.damn i didnt know how he was gonna get out that one but he always does
LOL @ nO...Shut it!! Ain't nobody readin bout Harry Potter stank ass! I'm reading about how to get my pimp game up like Thug Misses...it's the 3rd book in her Pimp Chronicles series...LMAO!
why nodays such a damn HATER! nigga took the hater of the year title from me, i bet the most romantical thing he ever did was pay thug misses cell bill up for 3 months and shit awwwwwwwwww how sweet
that unlimited text messaging aint motherfucking cheap.actually she gave her daughter her phone one day and told me now she aint got one so i have to put her on mine.at first i was like what the hell? but i figured it was a good thing cause if she was cheating she wouldnt be handing me the reigns like that where i could call the company up and get her voicemail.i wouldnt do that but it was kinda reassuring
i might have said this before and shit ain't neccessaryily romantic, but i got sick in the car one time, threw up all in my damn lap yall all over the floor in the car and by the time hubby stopped the car i stuck my head out the window and threw up all over the side of the car tell me why this nigga cleaned it all up yall, and i was all crying cause i was embarressed, and pissed that i couldn't keep the vomit in and he was all like baby it's cool i got you stop crying he gave me paper towels out the trunk and stuff and when we got home he got in the shower with me and washed all the vomit offa me and out my hair, he put my nasty ass clothes in the washing machine i was like this a real ass dude for you do do that i was too touched and nodays if you say one smart ass comment imma donkey kong yo ass......
awwwww unlimited text messaging so she can text nodays and be like nigga i ain't cooking tonight we having popeye's cause it's 99 cewnt tuesday too sweet......lol
^^^wow thats one hell of a first date chrissy.he prolly took you to red lobster and got his TI on and said order whatever you like and your ghetto ass stuffed yourself silly.anyway....
when me and lil mama worked at this call center and i always used to holler but she never really gave me no play cause she was still hurt over her baby daddy.one valentines day i had got her a cell phone cause her dog had chewed hers to shit.as im walking i saw somebody had gave her these BIG ASS i love you balloons and i was pissed and jealous.every dude out there including the boss and his corny ass used to sweat her but i thought me and her had an unspoken thing where if she was gonna move she should move my way.so i sat at my desk and didnt give her her gift.
i am at my desk mad as hell when she comes looking for me with the big balloons she had got for ME.lol it was too funny
lmmfao nodays that was NOT a 1st date, hell that was just a few months back....
and i wish i had of been around idda popped all them damn ballons lmmfao just on GP
you wouldnta popped shit barf bag
you right, idda just vomited in ya desk drawer and left a note on ya desk saying check ya draw, i left you a valentine present in there....balloon simp
keep talking shit.purp been reading harry potter all week and ima make har cast a spell on your ass upchuck
you damn right imma keep talking shit nodays, it's my job and i been reading ya momma's witch books and spell casting catalogs so i can put some voo-doo on you as well don't push me.....lol
chrissy threw up all over herself.what happened you tasted your own cooking?
good one n0days *daps himself*
naw nodays it was thug misses and her taco bell she served us that night yall threw a lil dinner party talking bout its homemade and she giving us chalupas still wrapped in the taco bell paper
chrissy you put the wrong story down.i thought the sweetest thing thug hubby did was post your mama bail when she got caught shoplifting them pig knuckles.how soon they forget...
lmmfao stop it nodays, we supposed to be talking bout love, and sweet things and happiness, not christmas @ ya momma's house
^^that WAS love.your mama LOVES pig knuckles.cant you read?
lmao like yo momma LOVE her some neckbone and chitlin casserole?
de hell !? ya'll cutting up in here
sweetest thing: valentines day 3 years ago, my nonworking (ex) b/f cooked dinner for me & when i got home from work, he fixed me a plate & bounced to "play the playstation up the skreet by his potna"......
nah (true story) but my seetie (b4 we was a couple) lived outta town, placed a single rose (plastic) on my car window & i didn't know who it was from cause i didn't know he was in town & he stayed on the phone with me for most of my errands while i try to figure who did it. well i went to the mall, he was on the phone most of the time, he wanted me to look for something for him, when i left, another rose was on my windshield. i started to panic & he got worried that i would leave & get in an accident cause it was raining so he revealed himself cause he was there & i was happily surprised. never had anything like that b4. nigga ain't do anything since ole punk.
WAIT!! why i just imagined bobble lee get all panicky talking bout boo, i have no clue who dis fool is but i got another plastic flower on my car, idda died lmmfao if i was b/f on the other end listening to yo' paranoid ass, ready to take out a restrainig order on a mystery person you all @ the police station talking bout look i have no proof who did it but i keep getting these flowers on my car and shit and that not even real so iono yall need to get some ppl on dat shit STAT...
bobble, that nigga prolly was putting his phone on mute & laughing his ass of at me....it was really sweet & romantic once i knew who it was...bobble i was like talking some womp womp blah bliggety blah shit then SILENCE. i said oh shit, i got another effin flower on my car. somebody's following me !!!! & he was like look behind you by the white car you see me ? i was like WHAT ?! i thought so lol...no bobble it was romantical.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww see since you broke it down fa me bobble olay that is super sweet and dramtically romantical refer to flav and his dictionary for more info on them words
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