Bammy's Why's
Why is it so hard to get outta bed in the morning when it's raining?
Why do I work in a mental hospital? All these people here are certifiable!!!!
Why Diddy made me throw up last night talking bout "did you miss me"on MTB..eww?
Why I need a man in my life? (LOL)
Why am I tired of being single?
Why I got my lip gloss on and it's popping?
Why I missed Baldwin Hills last night?
Why I saw a cutie last night while watching the Olympics? refer to the picture below
David Oliver - Track Star
Why i am now positively sure diddy and laurie ann had a damn fling the way he had her blushing last night on MTB
Why i was disgusted by it
Why i wanna know who the cutie is in the pic.
Why this tall ass black dude that work here look like Leon when he playing david ruffin tho
Why i really have no major why's so imma wait till i get some and put em in the comments section
237 comments:
why that dude really is a cutie
why the playin dru hill on the radio and im singing my heart out right now
Why I wanna kno what that face was Tjones made when he was tryna figure out that 1st painting?
Why I wanna kno where TJones got them new fitting clothes from?
Why the hell does Cee dress like he in the Mob?
Why is E6 such a sexxy something?
Why I wanna kno what happend to Shottas edges?
Why I wanna kno whether or not "beigeness" is a real word?
Why does TJones always have that sexxy black wifebeater on in his confessionals??
Why he think that tacomeat he got showin is sexxy?
Why was TJones lookin slow and retarded when the showed them in the club??
why mzp's why's the damn death of me lmmfao
why is Mr. Oliver not the cover boy for track & field???
why I know his posters would sell out??
why I almost shed a tear when Lolo tripped on the next to last hurdle last night when she was about to win gold??
why her mama give her a nickname (Lolo) for a 1st name??
why her nickname probably Monica??
why am I hoping Michael Phelps gets an endorsement from the National Dental Associattion??
why I almost shed a tear when Lolo tripped on the next to last hurdle last night when she was about to win gold??
^^^^^why i was just sick over that
why am I hoping Michael Phelps gets an endorsement from the National Dental Associattion??
^^^^^^^^^^^^^why am i gon just get the hell on outta here offa that lmao
Why I haven't watched any of the Olympics coverage?
Why I'm so glad the bosslady is gon til Monday?
Why if I heard one more thing about her daughters surgery I was gon scream?
Why I still think if her fat a** lost some weight her knee wouldn't be slipping all over the place??
oh, and why am I hoping that Jamaican dude "Bolt" trips on his EGO in his next race???
why is baby drock cute as a button ?
why negros stay hungry ?
why this lady insist on talking me to fucking death
why even when i ignore her she steady womp womping to me
why she won't just leve me the fuck alone
why im actually in a good mood today?
why i love the new gay guy in the office
why is he the flyest guy i ever met
Why, after last night, do I feel like Day26 is trying to STILL make the band?
Why did I miss my appointment this morning to get a new tire?
Why do three of my co-workers want to sleep with me?
Why haven't I slept w/ them?
Why do I move back to school on Sunday but yet have packed nothing?
Why is it I thought I was the only one who thought it was hard to get out of the bed in the morning when it's raining?
Why was that question so damn long?
why was laurieann and diddy's talk so funny last night?
why he never "officially" apologized, just made her tell him she missed him?
why i'm glad she never backed down from his ass tho?
why i wanna kno what the f*ck was the point of the crying?
why i didn't realize how bad her "boom-kat" was til last night??..lol
why the boys hate her so much??
why i think they had a f*ckin episode too?
why i can't wait for the episode when Aubrey and Diddy go at it?
Why do three of my co-workers want to sleep with me?
^^^^^lmmfao why imma say if that is you in ya pic, i'd be trying to get it too
why i missed the hell out that boom-kat shit
why i likes me some day 26 damn it and i got a feeling i am the only one who do
why donnie last nmae klang make me laugh everytime i see it, hear it read it....
why laurie ann was crying last night cause she was glad to have a job again and be back in diddy's prescence
why this fool gon ask me if i bought the mints here in this damn bowl out my own money
why i laughed so damn hard and said yall wouldn't have no candy messing with me cause i ain't bout to sponsor shit
why my job is getting on my nerves today
why it's too many bosses here, and too many ppl who wanna be bosses
why i can't stand it when a muthafucak who ain't a boss be tryna to boss shit
why i gotta check a co-worker least once every 2 weeks
why this lady tell me good morning one mo' time imma throw this dr. pepper can @ her ass, lmao
why she done walked throo here bout 6 times and said good morning each and every time
why this lady tell me good morning one mo' time imma throw this dr. pepper can @ her ass<---- why that shit makes me mad to
why one time cant be sufficient
why its only 11 and im thinking bout lunch
why im starvin already
why this mornin i had to share the last chicken wing wit my son
why i was real mad about that
why he cant wait til he get to daycare if he see me eatin somethin
why his juice couldnt be sufficient
Why do I now have a 'blog-crush' on Chrissy?
LOL. Why do I feel sooo middle school-ish because of it?
Why is it that I'm getting kicked out of the dorm due to such high enrollment?
Why am I the only one that seems to care?
Why is my roommate already at school and his gf decided not to go back as early as him?
Why do the cities Dallas and Charlotte appeal to me for post-grad?
Why am I starting to become addicted to blogging????
why my supervisor keep walkin back and forth like she tryna see what im doin
why i just got up and left because of it
why im back already cuz i had nowhere to go
why im sittin here jammin now
why i love that song stuntin is a habit
Why do I now have a 'blog-crush' on Chrissy?
LOL. Why do I feel sooo middle school-ish because of it?
^^^^^lol why you ain't the only one i have em all crushing
why that was so arrogant to say
why you too young tho i am assuming you are cuase you talking bout school
why imma stop flirting
why am i lying i live to cyber flirt
why i am lmmfao @ chay not wanting to chay with her baby
why my kids do me like that, want some shit when i got it
why when they do that i be wanting to snap my fingers and make em vanish
why i know yall scallywags better back the hell up offa David Oliver?
Why my head hurts?
Why i'm ready to go home?
Why the college of the bahamas is full of crap-p-ola?
why they gone call me 3 hours b4 orientation to tell me i'm accepted?
why they first told me i wasn't accepted?
why i don't even feel like being a student no more?
why i'm hot and cold at the same time?
why i'm suppose to go to the orientation at 12 but don't feel like it?
why are we cancers so damn moody?
why he do it all the time tho chrissy
why he never really want it in the first place
why he chew the chicken up and give it back to me sayin dont want it
why i almost lunged in the back seat because of that
why he gon lick the donut and say he didnt want it
why he had to lick it
why he couldnt just take a piece of it
why ain't nobody answering the phone?
why i feel so crappy?
why it was storming earlier but the sun is blazing like we ain't seen rain for years?
why i feel the same way about school u do bahama
why the school been askin for my transcripts for like a month
why im sittin here right now lookin at the transcript in the envelope wit a stamp on it
why the post office is right across the street from the office
why i pass it everyday when i leave for lunch
why we gotta be scallywags lmmfatfo
why i think these fools testing me today
why it's gotta be fuck with chrissy day i just didn't know it
why my son just call me and told me to come get him cause he mad @ his granny (my momma) cause she said he had to take a bath and get the mud offa of him
why i laughed and said how you know my work number
why i really wanna know how he know it tho
why he sound so cute mad
why his sissy was like momma he being all XTRA about it but we are ready to come home
why i ain't ready for em to come back tho
lmmfao why i think my momma ready for us to go get em tho
one mo why bout the kids and i am done
why my son get mad when he get whoopins and wanna call me like imma do something to my own momma for whooping him lmao
Why is Chrissy's flirting the current highlight of my day?
Why am I listening to Young Jeezy's new track 'My President Is Black' and thinking people getting involved w/ politics is a fad?
Why haven't I ate breakfast yet?
why i'm bout to go off on this chick on the phone?
why i'm hella sleepy?
why chrissy stay flirting w/ all the boys?
why i just thought about Kelis' milkshake song?
why i can't drink milk?
why ever since i was a baby i never drank it?
why it makes me gag?
why this lady tell me good morning one mo' time imma throw this dr. pepper can @ her ass, lmao
why she done walked throo here bout 6 times and said good morning each and every time
^^^LOL!!Chrissy, Why they do that here?
Why I don't even respond, just ignore they ass?
Why Cherrish always giving her son "one" chicken wing?...lol
Why I think he gon resent her later in life for that?...j/k
Why won't these gay rappers just me out?
Why won't they be truthful about their butt-plugging and man-loving?
Why Cee be lookin so greasy on From G's to Gents?
>>>why i know yall scallywags better back the hell up offa David Oliver?<<<
why B. Mama being sterngy wit Mr. Oliver??
why do I wanna make 504 baby DROCKS cyber godmother??
why I know she would hook him up every cyber christmas wit cyber baby air force ones n stuff??
why im a lil upset i missed gs to gents
why i was so focused on baldwin hills tho
why i did see one lil part og the gs
why that oart had to be tjones gay ass giggle
why my radio got all this static in it
why it make me wanna throw the radio at the wall
Why is Chrissy's flirting the current highlight of my day?
^^^^^why my good deed fa the day is done then
why am i always flirting with all the boys all the time bammy?
why i guess i am a cyber ho lmao
why chay had to say t-jones got a gay ass giggle
why she right tho
@ Chrissy Why I'm LOL @ my boo?
Why he betta stay out that damn mud?
Why I wanna kno what he was doin in the mud??
Why are OneTen's waves kinda sexxy?
Why I wish my boo would let his receding hairline just grow?
Why he look so cute when the stubble grow back on his bald head?
Why my boo bout me breakfast in bed yesterday?
Why it wasn't a homemade meal but Bojangles?
Why he kno I hate everything they make except they fries, so he bout me fries in bed?..lol
Why he call himself bein sweet to me yesterday cuz I been complainin about not gettin any affection?
Why I was pissed yesterday bc all I got was about 5-10min of d*ck the WHOLE day I was over there?
Why I'm bout to cheat on his ass, with my Bullet?
why i just bit down on a piece of caramel and somethin squirted in my mouth
why i dont need that kind of surprise in my candy
Why are OneTen's waves kinda sexxy?
^^^^^man please,kinda??? why imma step out my why realm to say i love me some waves, and i am sea sick offa one-tens, PLUS it look like he got the fresh line too.....
why one-ten prolly hype offa my compliments right now lol
why fa real imma control my flirting
why drock don't know, that man is fine..gotta be stingy with him..lol
why i guess i should go to orientation, but i don't wanna
why it's all the way cross the island.
why i'mma go and be grumpy as hell cursing out the adminis. people?
why they gone kick me out?
why i'm bout to go now
why i'mma tell chrissy to try not to flirt with anymore guys?LMAO
Why Bahama debo me into hurrying the hell up with my why's
Why i lie and said that i was typing when i was daydreaming, cause i thouhgt i had to come up with a quick response
why twitter so do addictive that i always want to write what's in my head
Why i don't watch MTB87 because i hate to see diddy's teef all the time
why i can't wait to september so that all my shows come back home and i don't have to be sitting home watching bullshit TV
why i can't wait until this weekend because it's the west indian festival and i'm going to stay in the streets half naked looking like a booty call
why i made a shirt and put a big black penis on it and can't wait to wear it
why i call my big black penis super penis because i colored it in glitter
why i can't find no leggings with penis all over them
why does it seem like i'm obsessed with penis
why i want to scream out penis penis penis
mzp why i asked ya boo the same thing what was you doin in the mud
why he gon say he was just playing in it and he wasn't even that dirty
why he still had to get a bath tho and i just called him back and he was sleeping
why he think after a bath he gotta go to sleep
why i was like momma he gon be up all night bugging yall
why she was like da hell he is cause imma be sleep i don't know what he gon be doin lmao
Why chrissy hitting on my baby borher Oneten
why i'm laughing my ass off @ sauce?
why i can go to orien. a lil happier now?
Why am I smiling so hard reading Chrissy's comments?
But why am I NOT letting it go to my head (no pun intended)?
Why is Hotsauce addicted to penis, well, at least the word? LOL.
Why do they always get the forecast wrong in Detroit?
Why is it supposed to be 'pleasantly warm' instead it's 'undelightfully dark'?
Why isn't undelightfully a word?
why one-ten shouldn't have had his pic up and i would have behaved and not hit on ya baby brother sauce
why am i lying, idda still flirted lol
why the thought of some leggins with lil cocks all over em is hee larious to me
Why am I smiling so hard reading Chrissy's comments?
^^^^2 good deeds in one day, i am good for the rest of the week then lol
hotsauce why if u find those leggins i wanna know where so i can get a pair
why im singing my heart out again
why my system been on the same work screen since 9:47
why its 11:39 niw
why i think i should press enter so it updates
why i should probably just do some damn work
why ppl wanna ask me why the fax machine say 'sleep'
why i tell em iono but it owrks, i get faxes all day long and you can send one so use it and get the fuck out my space
why they wanna insist the damn fax machine broke cause it say'sleep'
why this fool came in here and saw my name plate on my desk and ask me what my name mean
why i told him iono it's just my name
why he gon say is it mexican
why i laughed so damn hard and thought of shot ass
why i hope he don't come in here today and read this
why everybody i know is so proud that i finally broke down and bought a new phone
why my son ate the camera piece out my old phone
why i caught him right before he swallowed it
why if i would gave him 2 chicken wings he probably wouldnt have been hungry LOL
Why my Daddy is a ol pimp from Detroit?
Why I used to love going up there as a child cuz all my aunts smoked tweeds and I loved the smell of it?
Why I think thats why I luv me some tweeds?
Why I can't get the "Boats N Hoes" song outta my head?
Why my bf been neglecting me?
Why we haven't been out in so long, not even to a movie?
Why I think he done up and got comfortable on me?
Why Imma tell him like Weezy and Babyface "don't get to comfortable"?
Why my Daddy stayed out all night last night?
Why he call me at 7 something this mornin tellin me he was outside to take me to work?
Why he gon bring me a orange juice from McDonalds, but no food?
Why I think he was tryna b nice since he knew his ol ass stayed out all night?
Why I wanna kno which hoochie mama house he was over?
why imma tell chay to get out offa that last comment lmmfatfo
cherish, why i'm about to make a clothing line of penis
why AM I?? obsessed with the word penis
why i scream it out in the house the other day and my mom gave me the ugliest side eye she could muster up
why i'm still laughing at that
Why oneten about to get slapped for keep on saying the world undelightfully
why i like that word
cherish, why i'm about to make a clothing line of penis
why AM I?? obsessed with the word penis
why i scream it out in the house the other day and my mom gave me the ugliest side eye she could muster up
why i'm still laughing at that
Why oneten about to get slapped for keep on saying the world undelightfully
why i like that word
Why he gon bring me a orange juice from McDonalds, but no food?
^^^^^D.O.A. just send fucking flowers
Sauce, why would you slap me for using a word that you eventually ended up liking?
Why is that child abuse?
Why did I just crack on myself?
Why are so many pimps from Detroit?
Why do people think of pimps, gators and violence when they think of Detroit?
Why did I see Obama this summer and the mayor didn't even show up to the rally?
Why is our mayor making Detroit have such an even WORSE name?
Why am I soooo looking forward to going to Boston in October?
why every other song on the radio is a lil wayne song
why i am whying alone
why bobble ain't been throo with some why's
why i bet it's cuase of her aching arms/wrists/hands
why i wish she'd rub some icy hot on her aching joints, take a pain pill and get in here and get her why on lol
why im mad that ur in the house sreamin out penis
why im actually ctfu over that
why bump and grind on the radio
why im bout to start dancing
why i feel like i been answering the phones and paging ppl all damn morning long
why i get one mo call with somebody telling me can you page so n so it's urgent imma tell them well it's urgent that i hang up now cause you irking me and imma bout to blow a damn spring messing with yall today
why im bout to start dancing
^^^^^why i'm bad by ll old j was on yesterday and i was doing the wop @ my desk and this old white man had a look on his face like da hell wrong with her cause i was into it yall rapping and dancing to that shit that was my jam back in the day, still is
why im ctfu at u doin the wop
why im ctfu at u doin the wop
^^^^^why i was DOIN IT tho chay lmmfao and doin it well lmao
LOL @ Chrissy...
Why if he did I would tell him to send em to the trick he stayed with last night?
Why do I give my Daddy a hard time like he my nigga?
Why him and the BF bday a day apart, and I feel like I'm dealin w the same person?
Why I'm just bein mean to the bf cuz he get to go home at 12 today?
Why I'm mad cuz he just ruined my day off yesterday?
Why I want some of those cock tights like Hotsauce??
cock tights
^^^^^why that's a good ass marketing name for em COCK TIGHTS catchy ain't it lol
Why is that when I'm asking a person they name they always gotta throw in "returning his/her call" like I give a damn?
Why I wanna b somewhere hollerin out " get you COCK Tights here!"??
Why I wish our fav reality shows came on twice a week??
why they got a lil kim medley on the radio now
why i love kim
why my mom bout her cd
why i borrowed it and kept it
why my mom wont let me borrow no more of her cds
why i like the i love money show but im not really feelin none of the contestants
why i wanted nibblz to stay longer
why nibblz irking as hell
why i am mad chay ain't give her momma her lil kim cd back lmao
why i didnt like her either but i wanted her to win
why my mom aint have no business buyin it in the 1st place
why my mom gon ask me who got new cds out wit a lot of cussin in em
why my mom barely cuss
Why I want Nibblez to get her own reality show w her "Daddy" so they can talk that sh*t again?..LMAO!
Why I want Princess Lily to get her own reality tv show, where they put her captions at the bottom of the screen?
Why sometimes I be tryna get these people off the phone so quick I be messin up all my words?
Why does this lady have to tell me everytime she move from her desk, like when she gotta shit piss and go eat?
Why she don't kno that I really could give two flying f*cks about what she had to do?
Why do these people here make me so angry?
Why I wanna turn green like Rodeo when they come to my desk..LMFAO!??
why my mom gon ask me who got new cds out wit a lot of cussin in em
why my mom barely cuss
^^^LMAO..Why Cherrish mommy like the white dude on the movie "Office Space" listening to the gangsta rap?
Why I'm DEAD off that!??
why do I wanna make 504 baby DROCKS cyber godmother??
^^^^
why i'mma break it down like this.....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)
why i would have more whys if my arm was working
why am i lmmfao @ mz p's why's
why i just click on one-ten blog and fell the fuck out
why when i be reading some of these young-ins blogs i be like damn i am old lmao
why when megan went and picked that dog out, she chose that one
why im sure they had some regular dogs there too
why everybody actually talked to the damn dog
why if i was there i wouldnt have said nothin
why if i was rodeo as i packed up i would have packed up all the dog food and took it wit me
why b/f wanna tell me not to touch him last night but gonna sneak his crusty feet on my side ?
why i told him to not touch me too ?
why i wake up to find him all against my back ?
why i then go to the bathroom, come back & put my legs all across him & said fuck it, you touched me first ?
why nigga gonna wake up with amnesia talking bout i touched him first ?
why ya'll prolly thinking "how old are u2" ?
why just for that ima have to follow chrissy to one tens blog
why im sure they had some regular dogs there too
^^^^^^lmmfao why i am DEADER than DEAD offa that shit
why i bet her ass ain't feel any connection with the regular dogs that is why she picked ole lost in outer space ass lily
why bobble and her man acting 12 and shit
why imma stfu cause me and hubby be acting younger than 12 sometimes
why im back already?
why oneten got so many videos up?
why i cant see none of them
why thats why i came back
why kids gotta cost so much money
why you gotta buy em new shit for every new school year
why i wanna know what money hungry asswipe thought of that new school clothes thing so i can beat his ass
why if it wasn't a written ass rule that kids need to start the school year off with all new shit, i wouldn't ever buy my kids clothes i'd have em walking round looking like they skright from lil house on the damn prarie
why my oldest wanna a big girl hairstyle talking bout she gon be a senior this yr so she need one .
why i was like boo, you in da damn 5th grade that ain' a senior
why she gon say yeah huh cause 5th graders are the oldest in the school
why i still ain't bought em any shoes, socks, undershirts backpacks, belts any of that XTRA shit and school start monday
why i may just homeschool they ass to save money.....
Why 504 and her bf be trippin me out??
Why my boo bed too small to even play those games?...HA HA!
Why I need to clean my room so his ol black bald head can get the "Queen" sized treatment?
why i bet her ass ain't feel any connection with the regular dogs that is why she picked ole lost in outer space ass lily
^^LMAO! Why that is too funny!!??
Why Lily gotta be lost in translation and lost in space?...DEAD!
Why I luvs me some Lily?
Why I'm serious about her reality show?
Why they should give her a movie like that new Chiwawa movie?
Why I'm laughin like sh*t at the way I spelled that?
Why I was too lazy to sound it out?..LMAO!
& Why Oneten just roll out and ain't come back?
& Why I wanna kno where the hell nO is at today?
Why I wanna kno what's goin on in him and thug misses world?
lol @ chrissy
why im happy my son aint there yet
why my son still put on whatevr i pick out and like it
why he destroy all his clotes at daycare anyway
why i get a major attitude about that shit and start deducting it from they fees
why they try to tell me i cant do that
why i still do it
why my son got a sippy cup but still manage to get red juice on the back of his shirt
why i feel like they monkey asses aint watchin him like they should
why i be in there tryin not to come out of character
why they bonafied christians so i try not to cuss
why they keep tryna take me there
Why Lily gotta be lost in translation and lost in space?...DEAD!
^^^^^why that is an acurate description of that damn dog
why lily couldn't be my pet
why she be all dressed up in doggie clothes looking dumber than her owner
why i am sleepy as hell right now
why imma go buy me a coke and drink it in the hopes it will wake me up
@ mz p why im mad u spelled it like that too
why i be in there tryin not to come out of character
why they bonafied christians so i try not to cuss
^^^LMAO! Why I want Chay to come out at the daycare??
Why I want them to lay they "hands" on Chay when she resurface?....
LMFAO!
why imma tell chay i am deducting all fees from my kids, they know they totals and everything... all together they owe me bout 53 mil so far
why my co worker just told me i cant eat kfc 3 days in a row
why i just gave her the look
why its my fuckin money and my body and i can do what the hell i want
why she say she was just playin
why i say i wasnt
why she decided to go on upsatir and eat her lunch
why they ask me to come to church every sunday
why i always say i will think about
it
why i rarely go
why i send my son often
why they force us to get bitchy and shit chay
why imma stop being nice and just start yelling PENIS @ the top of my lungs when they piss me off
why they be concerened bout what a nigga eat
why they be concerened bout how we wear our hair
why they nosier than a mutha
why imma put up a cage round my desk area like them fools in them check cashing places be having
why this woman here bout 45 and dress like she chay age
why shit kills me cause she be strutting throo here like she mofo madonna or some shit
why im think about goin to bk for lunch now
why i hate they fries tho
why i might go to kfc and get some wedges then to bk to get a burger
why they in 2 different directions
why i dont even care
why i think i should mail off my transcript today
why its like the rumble in the bronx inside my stomach
why i have work on my desk that i dont know how to do
why has it been there for a month
why i just keep skipping it
why nobody aint asked why it aint done
why i work wit investment accounts
why these motherfuckers aint lookin for they money
why i like the idea of yelling penis when a mofo piss me off
why when i worked at the bank they told me i couldnt dyye myhair red
why i came in the next day wit my hair orange
why they was mad
why they couldnt say nothin tho
why i was crackin the fuck up when they saw me
why it was a neon orange tho
why am i so damn spiteful
why i didnt even like the color but wore it anyway for like a month
why they was so happy when i finally went blonde
why i work wit investment accounts
why these motherfuckers aint lookin for they money
^^^^^why i am gon stfu and get the hell out offa that shit right there lmmfao
why am i so hooked on ur page?
why do i wanna know what you 2 look like so bad?
why am i awake considering i didnt get off work until 7am fell asleep @ 9am?
why is its just wednesday?
why do i think im becoming a nympho again?
why do i want a long island sooooooooo bad right now?
why last night i seen a kid fuck up his dad bently...crying like shit on the side of the road?
why i dont have much to say right now?
Why this man just came in here smelling like licorice?
Why the font I have on my email looks like I have parkinson's?
Why I used to work at a bank too Cherrish?
Why I hated my manager and she was scared of me?
Why the day I got fired, I ran all up on her in the car and flipped her the bird??
Why she tried to call me from a blocked #, tryna apologize for me gettin fired?
Why I told her if you no tryna give me my job back then get off my phone, and I hung up?
Why I loved workin for the bank, but hated the bank I worked for?
Why I'm ready for lunch, but this gurl always impedes on my time cuz her ass like to go at a certain time?
Why I don't give a shit about what she like since I've been here longer and run sh*t up in here?..LOL!
Why OneTen bring all the sexxy boys to the yard??
Why I wanna kno who this Dame person is?
Why is he such a cutie in his avy pic??
why do i think im becoming a nympho again?
why do i want a long island sooooooooo bad right now?
^^^LOL! Why these two why's sum up my life right about now?
Why I'm done, and off to lunch on you hoes!...LMAO!
why do i wanna know what you 2 look like so bad?
^^^^why 1 half of 2DB got a myspace page full of pics....lol and it ain't me
why am i aback cause hubby brought me lunch instead of taking me out to lunch
why he wanna be all XTRA and french with it talking bout i got you the combo baby
why it was with my money tho
why imma go head and tell nodays to stfu before he even read this lmao
why the hell yall was having so much fun w/o me?
lol
why i'mma eat my fod and read they why's i missed
mzp whythe bank is the sweetest job ever and i miss workin there
why im full like a mofo like i just ate thanksgivin
why i got the itis and im ready to go to sleep now
why 5 is still more than 3 hours away
why i should took a nap in the car
why Dame ( i like that name btw..chrissy should too, he was my fav person in State Property,lmao) wanna know what we look like?
why if he click on the top of the page where it says twitter he'll know what one of the ditzy broads look like?
why i'mma finish eating my food.
why it's so hard to type and eat at the same time?
why someone should invent an edible keyboard or something,lmao
why i hated dame in the SP movies bammy, i mean he was funny as hell but still beanz was my fav
why i told dame he will see what one of us looks like
why he will never know what i look like cause i am a mystery lmao
why i'm drinking orange soda?
why everytime i do i think of Kel, who likes orange soda? kel likes orange soda i do i do i dooo-doo
hell chrissy u my blog patna and i barely know what u look like? lmao
EXACTLY BAMMY, i am a mystery, lmao
Why I wanna kno who this Dame person is?
^^^^^why ask why when you can visit the page?
why he will never know what i look like cause i am a mystery lmao
^^^^^why you suck like hell for that?
why if he click on the top of the page where it says twitter he'll know what one of the ditzy broads look like?
^^^^^why im bouta click click and take a peek?
why i'm drinking orange soda?
why everytime i do i think of Kel, who likes orange soda? kel likes orange soda i do i do i dooo-doo
^^^^^why you not the only one?lmmfao!
why am i so sick of suburban thugs?
why did i put suburban and thug together?
why am i so damn hungry?
why cant i just hire 3 midgets to cook something for me?
why am i being so lazy about cooking when i have a BA in culinary arts?
why is why wednesday like the highlight of my week? LMAO
why i need to get a life?
why you suck like hell for that?
^^^^^lmmfatfo well damn dame how you really feel
why you got a BA in culinary arts but don't wanna cook
why imma ask dame is cooking some stuff really like a science
why i am asking cause i be watching the food network and some of that stuff look like hard as hell to make, like you really got to know what you doin to do it
Why am I digging Bahama's new crush David Oliver?
Why don't people with chapped lips invest in some carmex?
Why do people pull out in front of you real hard then start driving real slow?
Why do people ask how are you doing & walk off before you answer hhahahaha?
Why do people buy CD's to listen to 1 song?
Why do people read out loud in public?
Why do I have a pimple that didn't pop up until I got to work?
Why can't I be a whack rapper & make millions like the rest?
I told yall scallywags to back up offa David, damn..Odara me and you already fighting over lupe we don't need to fight no mo! LMAO
why fighting over men that i'll prolly never meet is funny to me? lmao
WHY does David Oliver look like Marion Jones if she was a fine dude?!
WHY does Marion Jones have those extra egg-chipping teefus like she's a baby Dinosaur?
WHY does she look like a Berenstain Bear to me?
WHY aren't some people going to know what I mean by "Berenstain Bears?"
WHY am I so old?
WHY am I not working when they pay me to?
WHY don't I simply give a fuck?
WHY do I love this?!
WHY is this my first time on 2DBs?!
WHY will I be back?
why did I know Bahama was gonna check me for crushing on her new crush??? hahahha
why I gotta eyelash from hell in my eye?
why am I eating this cinnamon roll like it's the last supper?
why I had a crumb on my face & didn't nobody tell me?
why people ask where you get your outfit or jewelry from so they can steal your steelo? hahahha
why did this man @ the spa have small bushes growing on his toes?
why is savvy trying to kill me?? *as tears well up in eyes*
why i couldn't get pass the first why?
Why I'm sleepy as hell now?
Why I got that itis?
Why I didn't even eat that much food, but I'm still sleepy?
Why I'm gon b bold and keep reading my book at my desk, even tho my lunch break is ova?
Why I stepped on my mirror last night?
Why I don't even care if I get 7 more years of bad luck, cuz it seem like all my life I had bad luck?
Why I feel like an ol slave sayin some sh*t like that??
why imma ask dame is cooking some stuff really like a science
^^^^^why imma tall you to tell ya dudde you will be right back and i;; show ya some thangs ;)
why do i wish my sidekick and laptop were water proof so i can just chill in the shower and do nothing
why am i about to have someone bring me some food cuz im being stoopid lazy
why i join that twitter shit and its confusing as hell...i gotta tinker wit it
damn right @ odara, lmao
@Dame it is confusing but hella fun and addicting a few of the peeps in here are on Twitter...follow me then direct message me and i'll help ya out.
^^^^^why imma tall you to tell ya dudde you will be right back and i;; show ya some thangs ;)
^^^^^^ why yo' ass need to stop, yall betta tell him i am a serial killer when it come to that cyber flirting, have ya lil young ass ready to be a stepdaddy to my 2 kids and shit lmmfao let me stop....
why am i sweating in places that i'm sure your not pose to sweat in?
why the damn college had me walking round in the damn heat?
why i left b4 orientation was over?
why they tripping talking bout 2g's for like 5 classes?
the HELL!
why i don't even wanna know what DE FUCK a twitter is lmao
why yo' ass need to stop, yall betta tell him i am a serial killer when it come to that cyber flirting, have ya lil young ass ready to be a stepdaddy to my 2 kids and shit lmmfao let me stop....
^^^^^why yo ass need to check my resume!?!
why will i been up early as shit next wednesday to start early with the WHY'S
why is 2DB about to be added to my page
why do i really wanna get my meat wet?
why did i settle for a rum and coke instead of my long island
why am i ready for it to snow here
why i don't even wanna know what DE FUCK a twitter is lmao
^^^
heffa i told you what twitter was like a IM'n thing only bigger..and a lil more complex..but your wack job won't let you see it..PCF is on there acting a skrate fool! lol
why i don't even wanna know what DE FUCK a twitter is lmao
^^^^^LMMAFO!
why it sound like some sexual shit?
why is my mind going so fast right now thinking of things a twitter could be
why do i really wanna get my meat wet?
^^^^^lmmfatfo WHAT??????
NAW DAMN TO ME A TWITTER SOUND LIKE A DAMN FOOL BUT LETS THINK ON IT A TWITTER COULD BE
a name for a new vibrator coming out
lol your turn....
twitter - a group of stupid people? really, people from england i think call dense people twit's right? so twitter is like plural, lmao
whatever!
ahhahhahhahh bammy that sounds bout right tho
twitter - wack nickname for a clit
LMAO @ Chrissy & Bammy...
Twitter: the lil thing niggas do (when they flick it) with their tongue against a clit...LMFAO!!!!
Damn Dame! We think alike!
why do i really wanna get my meat wet?
^^^^^lmmfatfo WHAT??????
^^^^^^^^^^what i do?
twitter - wack nickname for a clit
Twitter: the lil thing niggas do (when they flick it) with their tongue against a clit...LMFAO!!!!
OOOh yall some freaks...i'm telling!
purp i fux wit chu!
OOOh yall some freaks...i'm telling!
^^^^^(shrugs shoulders)...o well...no denying that
ok wait a minute i walked away for a damn minute and yall over here showin da fuck off
why ima have to bring chay out on yall asses
why no matter where i go on the net people stay talking bout sex! yall no hard that is for a single chick? HUH? lmao didn't think so...lol
Tell em C!...lmao
lol you ain't do nothing dame and yes yall some damn freaks
chrissy homie...you was/are a freak too talkin bout kids!
so you have touched your toes a couple times!
why i want bammy jean lucy bernice rachael foxworthy to start talking about chucking deuces cause that shit looks funny as hell ?
why i'm lost as all get out 504? you know i'm ditzy..lol
so you have touched your toes a couple times!
^^^^ i touch my toes all the time.....but that don't mean i am a freak damn it, do it? lmao
why i'mma dig into some good times for ole times sake ?
why when flo was suppose to do that commercial, was she acting all nervous when her dumb ass is in front her family when mostthem bitches came out her vagina ?
why bammy don't realize she says shit like "i just chuck some deuces and be out" ?
why i just officially gave up on workin
why when the other girl left all her work fell on me when its 7 other people in the dept
why i try my best to act like i dont know shit but they still ask me to do shit
i touch my toes all the time.....but that don't mean i am a freak damn it, do it? lmao
^^^^^thanks for the visual and YES it does make you a freak!
why everytime i watch good times i be crackin up like its some new shit knowin i know every episode by heart
LMAO @ 504...you know me so well..lol
why she all holier than thou ?
why she all damn damn damn if she so into the lord ?
why her 6 pack of hot dogs neck look like she needs to wipe the creases like a newborn ?
why she never added any flavor to her fro ? i mean they stayed with red kool aid, that's a cheap way to go
why dame just thanked chrissy for a visual but still dont know what she look like
why i wanna know who dame just visualized
why thelma hair could go from nappy to straight in 20 secs flat
why can she afford to take a bus ride to visit her relatives but can't afford a roast for the family ?
why you never seen michael buy any new clothes but JJ & thelma stayed with some fresh threads ?
Why I miss posting on Wed.?
Why are there so many whys?
Why I thought I was ready to come back to work?
Why I wish I was still off?
Why T-Jones trip me out last night?
Why is Cee still on the show?
Why I died laughing when T-Jones said alcohol makes everybody look like Halle Berry?
Why Im ecstatic that gas is on the way back down?
Why I can afford to hangout again?
Why I glad that My Boo came back home?
Why he came back breaking backs?
why we think bout sex all the time?
why i think we should change the name to two ditzy braods and their sex thoughts?
why i wouldn't be able to comment since I don't have a sex life?
why over the weekend i was this close to calling the bastard of an ex cause i needed some?
why i remembered his ish wasn't good no way.
why am i talking bout sex now?
lol @ 504
why jj stayed in them 1 pc pajamas wit his ol lanky ass
LOL! @ Dame, Cherrish, and Bammy!
Ok, so Why do friends try to carry you when they get a bf, but soon as you get one and don't pay they ass any attention they get mad?
Why do they always get on the defense about sh*t?
Why I almost knocked this dude over when I was leavin out the office just now to use the potty?
Why when you see all this a** comin toward you, you better do like Luda say and "Move B*tch!?
Why everytime I got to the bathroom on my floor, it ALWAYS smells like sh*t?
Why I kno for a fact its a lot of shitty old women who work here?
why dame just thanked chrissy for a visual but still dont know what she look like
why i wanna know who dame just visualized
^^^^^general looking ass ready for action...thats all...maybe a freckle or 2 on the left cheek lol
why is 504 all alone on whatever it is they talkin bout
why mzp want me to want sweaty banner sooooo bad ?
why DB is even being talked about by anyone ?
why is sooo sexy about DB ?
why bobble rocket top anderson & mzp-funk robinson foam at the mouth after some sweaty banner & tries to force him on me ?
why they gonna be mad as hell when i bring him to his knees & toss him like a used maxi pad ?
oh snappy grey goosey is backy!!
why i think i might break down and give bf some when he come by
why i dont want to
why i think i might do it anyway
why new dude is pressed
why he want me to come past his job and see him everyday
why that make me have an attitude
why i dont like when men be sweatin me
why is that such a turn off
why i can't comment for lmmfao
why my boss then started that walkin back and forth shit again
why aint it time to go yet
why i feel like i'm the only one on here that aint getting none?
why i feel all alone and cold?
why i'm about to cry
why dame needs some glasses cause i hear one little voice in the wind ?
why he better step his good times game up cause chrissy stay up on hers so he better get with the program if he's gonna cyber entice her ?
why he better recognize that "they" is a "queen" thnx & i don't drag ?
why i'mma get back on my good times ?
why we didn't see more of weeping wanda ?
why bookman always came over to not fix things, get insulted but still managed to leave with food all the time ?
why i aint gettin none either bahama
why i think im gonna just up and take some
Why I'm LMAO @ 504!?
Why I luv that name, MzP-Funk Robinson?
Why I want Bammy to get her back broken by one of them strong black island men, so she can join in on the festivities?
Why I'm LOL @ grey goose talkin bout our boy TJones?
Why I luv the way he sounded when he told Cee that he was goin back to his old ways?
Why it sound like everything that was comin out of was this "Fruit, fruit, gay, gay, I like men"?...LMFAO!
Why I want Cherrish to let her boo get some and bring Chay out on him in the process?
"why i dont like when men be sweatin me"
"why is that such a turn off"
Why i thought I was the only one?
Why i love a man that plays hard to get?
why is a reformed thug the best?
why they know how to grind all day and still come home and lay it down and night?
why he gon' git sum when he stop by 2nite?
why james thought he was so tough
why the episode where the lady was eating the catfood is like my all time favorite
why i started callin people jive turkeys when i first started watchin it
why jj always had to rhyme his girls name
why 12 pack can still get it ?
why i wanna smack that little white tush all night long ?
why i think i'm gonna break b/f in 2 tah-nite !?
okay i'm heated now.
why i think i'm gonna be giving my two weeks notice soon?
why i just can't take these folks anymore?
why i need to find another JOB asap!
why am i seriously pissed the fuck off right now?
why i need a drink?
why is my life so busy and i dont have a job
why i know that Ima pop a condom when i met david oliver in person
why are my jamaican people so fast except me
why when Usain Bolt was showing his track sneakers on tv last nite my friend calls me and says..Damn Jamaican people are broke..you seem them skinny ass legs of his??
why I bet you got a big dick though cuz alot of Jamaican men do but I would never fuck him cuz they dont eat out
why do I always refer back to sex
why I come back & feel like I missed everything? :(
why people keep following me on twitter & i don't follow back?
why I just got finished flossing @ my desk?
why somebody caught me & I kept on flossing?
why people steal pens off my desk when they have 2 walk past the supply room first?
why I need a man?
why did I just confess that?
why I wish one of my post had 160 comments like this one?
mzp why chay already gon be out when i walk thru the door
why ima walk thru the door snappin
why i still might not let him see our son
why michael went from fight the power to mini jj ?
why he better step his good times game up cause chrissy stay up on hers so he better get with the program if he's gonna cyber entice her ?
^^^^^ why he better get with it bobble olay
why that episode was on last night bout them getting a house and i had a few issuse with it bobble
why jj hair was dyed a reddish color
why it wasn't attractive
why keith ain't wanna throw him and his ho ass wife thelma's savings in the mix to get the house
why thelma ass just assume keith wanna live in a house with his mother in law ole holier than tho ass her thank i am da bomb older ugly ass brother, and her in the closet think i can sing and know it all lil brother with wilona the sneek walking in a nigga house all the time and leaving penny there when she feel like it and shit, i don't blame keith for not wanting to throw his savings in with them fools
why i think bobble & dame left to be alone....doing that PM shit ?
why i feel like a nut ?
why i feel like nutting ?
why i'm telling ya;ll all this ?
why it's all to the good & to the troof ?
why i love being in the office by myself ?
why i'm not gonna like my new boss cause he talks to much ?
why or first meeeting i know all his kids name, ages, schools, majors, minors, hobbies, best friends name, hangout spots, wife's maiden name, dogs last time getting shots, his great granny's gravesite...etc, blah, womp
why thelma got her own room?
why if i was jj i woulda put thelma ass on the couch
why them niggas swear they cousin aint rob that bank
why wilona aint take that security job when she knew she needed the money
why jj was the ugliest dude in the century but was still pullin chics
why or first meeeting i know all his kids name, ages, schools, majors, minors, hobbies, best friends name, hangout spots, wife's maiden name, dogs last time getting shots, his great granny's gravesite...etc, blah, womp<---why im crackin up at that shit
who in THEE hell is bobble?
mzp why chay already gon be out when i walk thru the door
why ima walk thru the door snappin
why i still might not let him see our son
^^^LOL! Why Cherrish/Chay gon hide her son in the next room?
Why he might breakup again if you don't let him see his son??
Why do the s/o get on your last nerves, but you need they ass??
Why can't niggas just keep they d*cks hard and shut up?
Why that's all I need em for?
mzp why chay already gon be out when i walk thru the door
why ima walk thru the door snappin
why i still might not let him see our son
^^^LOL! Why Cherrish/Chay gon hide her son in the next room?
Why he might breakup again if you don't let him see his son??
Why do the s/o get on your last nerves, but you need they ass??
Why can't niggas just keep they d*cks hard and shut up?
Why that's all I need em for?
lol bobble, i notice when jj's hair suddenly went brown/red
why wilona was prolly sucking keith off which is why his ass didn't wanna move cause it was so convient (sp) being across the hall ?
shots, his great granny's gravesite...etc, blah, womp
^^^^^GET OUT!
why im havin trouble multitaskin
why im on top of the whys but behind in the chat
who in THEE hell is bobble?
^^^^^SCHOOL HIM BOBBLE LMAO
@ mzp
why he asked to speak to him last night and i banged on him
why i think i might just leave my son at daycare and go straight home w/o him
why i bet this nigga act like he dont remember he dumped me
why im gonna make sure i remind him
why or first meeeting i know all his kids name, ages, schools, majors, minors, hobbies, best friends name, hangout spots, wife's maiden name, dogs last time getting shots, his great granny's gravesite...etc, blah, womp
^^LMAO! Why that's how I feel on a daily basis!??
Why bosslady always talkin bout she need to be in a mental hospital?
Why I wanna ask her when she shippin out?
Why her hubby (the bossman) always walks outta the office when she talks to him?
Why he don't wanna hear that shei and neither do I!??
why I think some of my coworkers are phuck friends???
why do they get on my nerves?
why this time going by so slow?
Why he don't wanna hear that shei and neither do I!??<--lmao
-Dame- said...
who in THEE hell is bobble?
^^^
why both chrissy snow & i bobble ?
why you better ask somebody ?
why am i the 2 ditzy broads long lost distant cousin of a silent unspoken partner in the bitch !?
why i don't do any designs or stuff like that, i just live in the basement & claim to be a part of this master piece ?
why i've known bammy jean lincoln continental stationwagon lawrence since she was 3 years old...yep for about a year now
LOL @ Cherrish!
Why I like when people say "I banged on him"??
Why he gon come back bein real nice to you tonight?
Why you should get some and then BANG on him again?..LOL!
why yall really tripping on these why's today
why these whys slowed down?
Why that nigga gonna come back like nothin happened
why ima make sure he know something did happen
why he know i gotta major attitude but he still fucks wit me
why i told my son to refer to him by his first name
why i can be a evil bitch sometimes
why you need to speed em up a little bobble
why lucy ass was always doing dumb shit but ricky never divorced her ass
why in real life a real man would have beat his wife ass for the stunts her ass pulled
why fred was old nuff to be ethel daddy
why on that one episode, lmao fred was older than ethel daddy
why i need to why bout a show these youngins know like say america's best dance crew or some shit like that there
why if somebody starts whispering i whisper too?
why forrest gump was always into something ?
why i wanna rock right now ?
why i don't mean crack rock ?
why i mean body rock ?
why i wanna know what love is ?
why i saw you walking in the rain ?
why does doves cry ?
why i wanna be your lover girl ?
why are there theives in a temple tonight ?
why did it have to end this way ?
why waste your time ?
why is love a crime ?
why something just ain't right ?
Why did I just spend almost $300 on three new tires???
Why did I get hit on by an older Arabic woman???
Why didn't I get the number?
Why did I feel salty about it when I saw her drive off in a 745?
why if somebody starts whispering i whisper too?<---why im crackin up at that shit
why yall be lookin like 2 fools whispering
why i had to tinkle for like the last hr but just dont wanna get up
why im about to start doing the pee pee dance/wiggle
why i think im gonna just go ahead and go now
Why Cherrish son gon b like "Hey Charlie"??
Why his Daddy gon be like WTF??
Why Cherrish should just tell her boo to take out all his frustrations on her back?..LOL!
Why I'm thirsty as sh*t like I've been walkin the desert?
Why I was gonna steal another soda out the conference room but they went into a meeting?
Why I should open the door like "umm, lemme get that sprite"?...ha ha
Why I don't feel like dealing with this fool tonight but its Wednesday and he not gon let me stay home?
Why I'm seriously thinkin about drugging him so I can get some all night long like Lionel Ritchie?
Why I love that video he made for "Hello, Is it me you're looking for"?
Why I wanna kno what else come on tonight in RealityTV?
Why I missed my damn Weeds show!??
Why I want the Mayor of Mexico to spank me like he spanked Nancy on Weeds?
why bobble do that ode to the 80's why list knowing imma clown her bout it
why one-ten think all the women of the world hitting on him and shit
why that's funny as hell to me lmmfao
why was i creeped out when jalesa married coloniel taylor ?
why that proved her ass was too old to be in somebody's dorm ?
why i wanna stalk lorenz tate cause he's still looking tasty ?
why i had such a major crush on him that i never watch love jones cause i didn't want to see him kissing or whatever'ing another chick that wasn't me ? why is that b/f's fav movie & i can't converse with him bout it cause i have no clue what happens ?
why i hated that chick from dead presidents after that love scene with him ?
why i had dreams my aunt wrote him a letter about how much i liked him & he came to pay me a NICE visits & i broke him off something proper ?
why i need bobble & mzp to see all things sexy that is lorenz tate short sessay self ?
why was i creeped out when jalesa married coloniel taylor ?
why that proved her ass was too old to be in somebody's dorm ?
^^^^^why i need you to get out on that right there lmao
why i been a larenz lover since day one so i am already on that bandwagon
why the older her get the better looking he get
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