And you know what time it is!
Bahama's Why's
~Why my oragne juice taste funny? (either someone spiked it or my mouth is craving spiking.lol)
~Why one of my co-workers said I look like the new chic working here?
~Why did I give him the MEANEST side-eye?
~Why she can't possibly look like me, I'm cute she's not.
~Why I got 99 problems and a b!tch aint one..hit me!
~Why I'm still LMAO @ that K-ci and Jo Jo tape?
~Why that's all I got for right now.?
Chrissy's Why's
Why am i lovin the new question mark pic bammy
Why my cousin lied and said he was coming here to visit, lmmfao but that nigga really here cause he got stopped by the po po's and had like 5 blunts in his car
Why i DIED lmmfao when my brother told me that shit
Why he gon say our cousin is a damn fool then turn around and say i wonder what he did with the blunts
Why that is when i realized i am the sane one in my family
Why imma why bout g's to gents real quick
Why T-Jones so damn annoying
Why he gon be there till the end tho cause he so damn funny
Why he just gon bust out with amazing grace like that
Why i was like i hope he get the posinous part of that blowfish and drop right there on that floor
Why he irk me bout as much as that VP dog on I Love Money....
141 comments:
why i want tjones to stay til the end
why if he dont ima be mad and prolly stop watchin
why did i think it was sexy when the hood jumped outta creep
why i want shotta to go home
why creepa irk me tho cause he can't talk
why he the only nigga with subtitles
why he wear the same lil getup to all they lil events
why he really want us to believe he wanna be a gent....
why B. Mama ain't commented on the cute-ness that is Donald Young, a black young tennis player that got beat by James Blake yesterday at the US Open?? (google him)
why I think we gone see Chrissy's cousin on COPS in the near future???
why is Hillary still killing us wit them pants suites???
why Chelsea Clinton look a lil "special" when she was a kid, but now look kinda fine (no homo)??
why when I get my hair done, Ima request the "Michelle Obama" doo??
why I go see Tropic Thunder last night and u couldn't tell me Robert Downey Jr. didnt look like my uncle Plucky??
why creepa irk me tho cause he can't talk<--- why if he just get rid of all that gold in his mouth i think he will be ok
why i wanna see that movie wit samuel jackson
why he always hollerin
why i saw da commercial this mornin and been imitating him ever since
why im all hype to get solange cd
why i agree with you drock cuz gon be on cops, dumbest crminals, most shocking, something lmao
why i wanna see the sam l movie too, that fool stay yelling don't he
why hilary prolly got tree stump legs hence the pantsuits she will continue to kill us with
why imma say naw creepa need to do more than take that gold out to be understood lmao
Why Bammy orange juice just might be goin bad??
Why I'm bout to go on these G's right quick for the foolishness I seent last night??
Why I wanna kno what kinda silky satin red tiger print pants those were that TJones had on when the show first came on??
Why these niggas was outside workin out, pumping iron like they on the prison lot?
Why if Creepa so hood, did he need Shotta to be behind him helpin??
LMFAO @ TJones....Why I wanna kno what in the sweet baby jesus did TJones think he was doin when he was tasting that food??
Why I wanna kno what Morlet is? Why I'm surprised he even knew how to pick it out??
Why that spider web tattoo on TJones arm look like something he doodled that night he got real drunk??
Why I wanna kno what that neck roll was that TJones did??
Why Shotta always b lookin like a lost lil boy or something?? Like he just wanna say "Where my mama at?"...
Why bobble eyes TJones killed me when he ate that sushi?? Why his face looked like he was turning green??
Why was Creepa yelling out the names of the chefs on Iron Chef?...lol!!
Why I wanna kno why E6 was yelling at the guy like he was deaf??
Why I think I spotted a lil sweetness in the way TJones was holding them chopsticks??
Why I wanna kno what Morlet is? Why I'm surprised he even knew how to pick it out??
^^^^^why i am glad you pointed that out cause it just further proves that creepa need some speech lessons or something lmmfao
why bently was like come on creepa say his name right, then he gon say you betta not say mr miagee (sp) lmmfao
why i died offa that shit
why im crackin up at mzps whys
why when t jones got his ass out the bed he got up smiling and shit
why he da most unattractive pigeon toed nigga ever
why he look like he was bout to trip over his feet
why i aint know none of their names either right after they said them
why i bet t-jones was that lil ugly snot nosed baby that stayed falling down in the dirt and wearing too lil clothes as a kid and never got his lil nappy haircut but he was always smiling and shit happy like he a cute ass kid and he ain't, wanna walk up to you and hold his arms out like pick me up but his face all sticky from a sucker and he got dried snot all over his face and his pamper all saggy and wet and dirty on the bottom from him falling in the dirt all day long....
tis all
WAIT, why I'm just watchin the K-Ci/JoJo vid for the first time?
Why I'm dead off that sh*t?
Why I think JoJo passed out cuz he came on stage tryna sing all hard and loud and got winded??
Why I died when the gurl holding the camera was like "O SHIT"??...LMAO!
Why I'm dead off Chrissy talkin bout TJones??
Why I think that would be a good post for ya'll...how these reality stars would be as kids??
Why I think I would pick TJones up tho if he was crying?
Why I bet that head of his weighs a ton??
Why was I sitting in class sooo horny this morning?
Why do I feel like it was obvious?
Why are some of my teachers completely idiots, yet they want me to call them Dr. _______?
Why do I refuse to do so?
Why do the freshmen think that they run this campus?
Why aren't you guys currently reading my blog?
Why was that a shameless plug?
Why am I off to a class that I have absolutely NO interest in yet I'm required and obligated to take it?
Why was I sitting in class sooo horny this morning?
^^^^lmmfao why imma ask how you horny and you in college where i am sure it's a bunch of white girls willing do to whatever you tell em one-ten
Why was I sitting in class sooo horny this morning?<---why i felt the saw way yesterday
why im cool tho even tho i aint get none
why ima stop by oneten blog sometime today
why saw = same
why i come in right after yall talking bout horny?
Why am I?
Why Bahamian drivers are thee WORST! drivers in the world?
WHy when i came back in office i saw this bum on the road in a damn ground lenght trench coat?
Why is it 1,5487 degrees outside?
Why i wanted to slap the hell outta him?
Why ain't no hurricane/t-storm came this way yet?
Why I'm done whying for now
why i can't log on to the bitchie boards?
why my feelings are hurt?
Why I wanna kno where 504 is??
why bobble ass prolly somewhere stuck in 1991
why she know damn well these why's ain't poppin all the way if she ain't here
why we all some horny ass ppl
Why I got UncleLukey whys for that ass??...LOL!
Why ya'll right when you said Luke look like somebody grandfather...why when he was performing that song he look like he shoulda been holdin a cane??
Why he say now we cookin w bleach when the first white gurl auditioned?..LOL
Why Lukey sound like an ol slave tralkin bout "dis some good talent here"??...ha ha...
Wait! Why did THUNDER show up like she just knew she had a spot in the show...and she was bein xtra friendly w lil lutha ass??...
Why THUNDER one of those "dark butts" young berg was talkin bout?..lol..
Why thunda was workin it in the way way way way back!...lmao!
Aww shit, why I wanna see the next episode w the bachlore/etts party!!??
why i'm sweating?
why is it so hot??
why i think i'm going to have ice cream for lunch?
why bobble kristie mcintire ain't here?
LOL @ Chrissy...
Why I'm beyond horny??
Why I'm just thirstin and foamin at the mouf for some D?..LMAO!
Why I haven't had none since 1955?
Why my bf so stupid?
Why we gotta have designated times to bone?
Why can't we just get it on when the D gets hard and P gets wet?
Why I'm a fool for that last why?
why 3 out 4 windows i have open is either pertaining to sex or freaky ness??
why is this torture?
why why why!!
why i can't even lmmfao
why bobble kristie mcentire got me ROLLING
why luke need to just fucking STOP already thinkin he got a career
why thunder look old nuff to be a grandmother right along with grandpappy luke
why mzp got me rolling talking bout her sex life
why her ass wasn't even alive in '55
why i ain't had none in a sec but i am cool with it cause i have been too tired to care
@ Drock why i seen't dude and he is a cutie but Jmaes and Nadal are my tennis boo's..
Why are NB's servers acting a fool?
Why did I anticipate hot weather and wear a non-collared shirt to work today?
Why did I double park because I was late to a meeting, but had time to write a potential ticket-writer person a letter explaining my situation?
Why my man doesn't like MORNING SEX?
Why does he let a morning wood go to waste?
Why my heels hurt my feet and without I feel average?
Why haven't I been able to get off with my vibrator?
Why did I let myself get sunburned last weekend?
Why is my face peeling like I got leprosy in this byatch?
Why can't I find time to get my eyebrows threaded before a fundraiser on Saturday?
why i havent seen like the last 2 luke episodes
why i feel like im really missing somethin
why i swore i was gon get some last night
why i aint get shit
why my shit came on this mornin
why i jumped for joy
why my shit was 3 weeks late
why i was wishing on a star for the shit to just show up
why ima go to target on lunch to by myself a gift for my shit comin on
@Tang!! why i got a story fo rthe red room and can't get in?
Why i feel so cold w/o the boards?
Why that is all
lmmfao why she gon go buy herself a period gift
why i like that idea tho lmao
@ chrissy
why i felt the need to reward my body for stickin together
Nah Chrissy, Why THUNDER look like SR??...HAHAHA!
Why I'm serious that my sex life is nonexistant and I have a man?
Why I gotta drop this story on ya'll??
Why I got a text last night at 2 am, sayin "what's up"?
Why this mornin when I got up, I text'd back like who is dis, since I didn't have the # saved in my phone?
Why the person reply, my bad wrong #?
Why I kept lookin at the # like hol up, I know this # from some where??
Why I figured out that is was one of my ex's textin me??
So Why I text him back like "Nah, I think I kno this number, and I think you kno who you was text'n"?
Why he text back like, "it was a mistake, don't worry about it, I wasn't myself last night?
Why I text back sayin "I won't, and I thought it was the wrong #, and to have a good day??
Why that ni99a thought he was slick ya'll??
Why I'm serious that my sex life is nonexistant and I have a man?<---why im right there wit u mzp
why i finna do something about it
why i just say finna and i dont even live in da south
Why I feel like the gift Cherish is gone get for herself is some condoms and gummi bears?
Why I ain't brush my teeth yet?
Why will I leave this meeting early just to brush'em?
Why is my birthday in 8 days and I don't want to do shit?
Why all I want for my birthday is some Spanx, a new watch, some new running shoes, some workout spandex, some sportsbras, and new vibrator with rechargeable batteries?
Why do I contemplate waking my man up for some middle of the night sex, only to finish myself off because I know he gone be too tired to give it to me how I want?
Why he always trying to have sex when I'm ready to go to bed?
Why was someone parked in my driveway yesterday afternoon and I had they ass towed?
Why they come knocking on MY door asking where their car is?
Why was they salty when I told them that they were parked on PRIVATE property and I had them towed?
Why did i not feel bad, when they left my yard that they stepped in my puppy's shit that I forgot to pick up?
Why do I not want Winter to come?
Why can't it just stay September forever?
Why yall always talking bout sex?
Why he always trying to have sex when I'm ready to go to bed?<---why i hate that shit
why he always wanna do it when i wanna go to sleep at night but when i wake his ass up early in the mornin its a problem
why i ordered these boots in august and my order aint sposed to ship til sept
why they send me a email talkin bout my shit aint gon ship til dec
why i email em back like bitch cancel my order
why they offered me 25% off to wait
why i emailed them again and was like i said bitch cancel my order
why i really wanted them boots
why ima be on a hunt this fall for some shit similar to em
why i dont think ima find em
why im upset all over again
Why my man doesn't like MORNING SEX?
Why does he let a morning wood go to waste?
^^^Why you sound like me gurl?
Why I think morning wood is the best thang since slice bread??
Why I'm LMAO right now at Cherish?
Why I fell Tangela's pain ya'll??
Why my boo shows no remorse for his holding-outness?
Why he think he gon teach me a lesson about waking him up early in the mornin?
Why he don't kno that I can hold out longer than his ass can?
Why I'm gon go buy me some new batteries for my Bullett?..ha ha
& Why I'm dyin cuz Tangela got somebody car towed??..lol
Why I really hope Cherish get them boots she want?
Why am I contemplating putting some D's on this bitch and going under the knife?
Why am I happy with my small C's, but would love to be a lil' bit bigger?
Why my man tell me I should wait until after we have kids?
Why was I watching Dr 90210, and this lady was getting her vagina tightened?
Why the Dr. ask her what age does she want it to feel like again?
Why this conservative broad say 19?
Why was I thinking I would say 11?
Why I tell my mama this and she choked on her saliva?
Why do I feel like my answer was the best one?
Why wouldn't other women want to be super tight?
why imma tell tangela super tight ain't always good
why you don't wanna skin ya man up when he going in lol
why I'm all late & sh*t?
why I'm about to go to the dentist?
why I'm all nervous like I never been b4?
why i saw this dude wearing skinny jeans?
why did they look good on him?
why all the delivery dudes @ work look like they never had a clean piss test in they life?
why it looks like it's gonna rain?
why i wore my sandals 2 work anyway?
why i want it to rain so my car can get a free wash?
why i bought a beyonce bag & didn't like it when it arrived?
why they not gonna refund my shipping & handling when i return it?
why that make me wanna scratch beyaki in her face? HAH!!!!
why young berg thought it was cool 2 rock a pink transformer chain in the first place?
why k-ci left his brother jo-jo 2 die on stage?
why i think i'm gonna break down & buy the LEGAL copy of solange's cd?
why am I a STAN & i wish i could dance hard like her?
Why bobble eyes TJones killed me when he ate that sushi?? Why his face looked like he was turning green??
^^^
why i'mma need mzp-funk to never use "bobble" to describe anything about t-jones ?
why e6 or whatever can get it ?
why i was soooo sleeepy trying to watch that shit ?
why i started thinking that creepa would be cute without those golds ?
why i think that was the fatigue talking ?
why after 15 minutes, i was OUT ?
why i gotta why about work ?
why this bitch is working my nerves & it's his 3rd day ?
why he (my new boss) is sooo hard on my co-worker that's it's ridiculous ?
why i'm trying to stay busy so when he comes in to talk in his long winded way, i can cut him off & say i got shit to do ?
why he drags shit on for days ?
why i do too but i'm not as bad as this fool ?
why he's gonna find himself by himself ?
why i'm ready for him to talk slick to me ?
why i've been increasing my volume trying to explain shit for my co-worker (who's vietnamese & speaks poor english) just so my boss can shut the fuck up & go back to his office ?
why i'mma get ya some more whys after lunch ?
why young berg thought it was cool 2 rock a pink transformer chain in the first place?
^^^^^i'm saying tho, lmmfo ole junior high ass shit
why imma tell you to GET OUT talking bout k-ci left jo-jo to die
why i still say it was a part of the show
(who's vietnamese & speaks poor english) just so my boss can shut the fuck up & go back to his office ?
^^^^^^why we OVAH! lmmfatfo
why i think they both was sniffing glue...hahhahaah
why k-ci left his brother jo-jo 2 die on stage?
^^^Why I'm dead afta this??
Why the way he passed out, he looked like he really did die?
Why he hit the floor so hard?
Why K-Ci keep performing and looked back at that nigga like "aww, he aiight, he do that sh*t all the time"??
LMFAO!!!
why i think they both was sniffing glue...hahhahaah
^^^^lmmfao why imma ignore all yo' comments before i fall the fuck out dead
Why the way he passed out, he looked like he really did die?
^^^^^boff yall, odara and mzp get yall shit and STEP lmmfatfo
HEY HAMA, TANG, and GEE!!!
Why I'm so lost without the boards?
Why I been aimlessly surfing the net looking for something to do?
Why I miss yall skanks?
LMAO...CookieMonster
Why I seen't you in those Save-A-Lost-Child Commercials?
Why I was I gone donate 31cents a day to feed yo ass?
Why did I page you in the front of Wal-Mart because I knew you was lost?
Why you call us skanks?
Why you angry that your peen is on the water? :::cue the Jaws Music:::
Why I'm supposed to really paying attention is this meeting but I can't?
Why haven't brushed my teeth yet?
why Tang nasty? go brush yo teef heffa!! lmao
why when i got in the car the temp read 110 degrees?
why i couldn't believe it?
why i wanna go on the beach?
why i haven't been to the beach in at least a month?
why cookie and Tang adopting 2DB as their second home??
why i love it!! lol
Ewww why haven't you brushed yo damn teef yet?!
Why you better leave me and my overseas peen alone?
Why if you don't a mysterious copy of the H3 Chronicles gonna show up on your man's desk?
Why I can't even log on to copy and paste that bish? LMAO!!!
Why Bammy got a story for the red room and now she can't even share it?!
Why am I that much more mad now?! Ugh!!!
Why Bammy don't want me in her crib?
Why this the only place I knew of to come find yall skanks?
Why I'm gonna go get Vanz in a few minutes?
Why this like my 8th time coming here but my 1st time posting?
Why it took me 20 minutes to figure out how to post?
Why I had to register for like 5 different things for my post and picture to show up?
Why I was laughing so damn hard off the celebrity diaries the other week?
cookie monster!!!
why i'm happy you guys are here!!!
why i wish i could tell my red room story?
why by the time the boards are back up, i prolly will chicken out and not tell it?
why i like your pic?
why i think i need to say no homo after that?
why i love saying no homo?
why i'm sucking on a spoon? LMAO
[sigh]
why i wake up and see f'n 56 comments
why am i so laxy that im not gonna even read them to catch up
why i told myself last night while @ work "tomorrow is why wednesday!"
why this 60+ old woman be hitting on me @ work
why i be hiding from her ass
why i cant wait for this weekend so i can get BENT!
why am i still pissed @ all these damn comments @ 150pm
Why I figure, I can wait til after lunch to brush my teef?
Why be trying to blackmail me, Cookie?
Why I'mma delete ALL my red room articles so you can't sabotage my relationship?
Why I keep throwing this Trident Melon gum in my mouth, hoping that it'll disguise the funk that is my breath?
why i wish i could tell my red room story?
^^^^^do tell
why i'm sucking on a spoon? LMAO
^^^^^hmmmmm
why Tang and this breath thing is killing me softly?
why Dame at this point we usually be up in the 100's by now, lmao
why my roomate is sprung?
why everytime his lady friend calls they end the convo with I love you's?
why i mean EVERYTIME?
why she calls like 4 to 5 times a day?
why i wanting to make the throw up sound?
why maybe i'm hating just a little?
why i don't care?
Why am I here after a month?
Why you BET NOT chicken out?!
Why I know I better read a story in a couple of days or else?
Speaking of stories, why I'm still waiting on the ending of that other story?
Why I been watching sensless youtube videos all day?
Why I'm bout to go to that ebil lil website and start making outfits?
Why I blushed a lil cuz you like my pic?
Why you feel the need to say no homo even though Raka ain't here to accuse you of liking girls? LMAO!
why dame the red room story is only for my bitchie fam..LOL!!
why i prolly wont even tell them?
why me and this spoon bout to go head on into the bathroom? LMMFAO!!
why my roomate is uncomfortable and walked out the room?
why i got tears in my eyes?
Why I'm happy to see Patent?
Heyyy P2!!!
why lmao cookie yea no gayisms over here..
why P here and it's not freestyle friday? just playing P
why chrissy and bobble sharona bennigan mcmillian ain't in here?
why i like call bobble all kind of names??
Why I forgot to post early this morning?
Why t-jones sang at the table?
Why Whiteboy say the you can catch Hep C. when that lady started spitting in everybodies face?
Why I thank Morgan gon win I Love Money?
Why I cant wait to get off?
Why when I get home im gon take a fire ass nap?
Why Dame so cute?
Why I think yall gonna tell Kang I said that?
Why I'm a really need Tang to explain why she ain't brushed her teefes yet?
Why fruity gums make yo breath smell worse after a while?
why i thought me and ammy was cool but she cant share a story wit me
why bamma need to take pics of her and this spoon cuz im about to burst out in laughter in a couple secs
why is my son able to stand already and he's only a month and a half old
why i really dont wanna go to work 2night
why i cant wait to go to this common concert
why do i really want some ribs and red kool-aid right now
why do i sound like a true nigga for saying that
why am i pissed that ray-j is getting a damn reality show
when imma get MY reality show
why cookie look so sweet and juicy like a big fat booty?
why bammy jean benjamin 3000 banner baker belinda boomhower bankenstein didn't read i was gering to lunch ?
why i'mma have throw up the peace sign & give the buh-man nod to ms cookie crumbs ?
why cookie called Dame cute?
why dame gone let that go to his head? LMAO just playing buddy :-)
why i can't share my story cuz you never know who be on the blog.
why i threw the spoon away?
why those few minutes I was in heaven? LMAO
why bobble eminem skittles johnson wanna play the name game?
why is that so funny?
why do yall watch that crappy show g's to gents?
why i keep getting a damn shamwow email?
why i wanna sham punch spam mail?
why P here and it's not freestyle friday? just playing P
^^^^Aight Bussit
Here it is on a Hump day
I'm already ready for her to Bump may
Against my hips and she throws it back
Hearin the sounds of our skin slap
Watchin the ripple and her head synchronize
Seein her eyelids shut as she closes her eyes
She starts to moan and breath w/o stoppin
But I done caught a cramp and my leg start lockin
Oh snap, not right nah, when I'm bout to skeet
I'm upset and feeln good but this cramp's in my feets
'Hold up baby! I need a breather'
Put it in her mouf, now I start to feed her
Look me in the eyes while you at it massage mah feet
'Get that cramp out' while you slob on my meat
'I'm bout to buss, right in ya eye K?'
Don't make me no never mind it aint Freestyle Friday
why cookie called Dame cute?
^^^^^FUCK YOU MEAN WHY?...lol...cuz she wanted to!
why was i really waited on spoon pics
why is that gonna be my highlight of the day until replaced
why is that so funny hahahahahahaha
why i always keep a fat friend on deck cuz they know where all te good restaurants are
why they be on point like 80% of the time too
why this negroid thought i told him it was time to spit hot fire like Dylan from making the band??? ahaha ahahah
LMAO why Patent just about kilt me wif that comment?
Why I just dapped up 504 "Gee Code Whoodie"?
Why when Gee said Ms. Cookie Crumbs I thought about Crumb from that show "AHHHHHHHH!!! Real Monsters"?
Why I'm bout to youtube that show now?
Why Bammy better get to story tellin' RET NOW???!!!
why this negroid thought i told him it was time to spit hot fire like Dylan from making the band??? ahaha ahahah
^^^^That's HOT FIRE... SON!!!!
Why Dame baby moving out the way for the next one
Why that's what the old people say
Why when you need a perm your scalp get sore
Why my foster children was arguing with the word shi*T last night.
Why the girl say, he said I look like shi*T
Why he say, she said I ain't shi*T
Why it take everything in me not to laugh like shi*t
Why I gotta explain myself to CookieMonsta? I'mma grown ass woman!
Why I went running with Timmy this morning and we ran too far?
Why when we got back home, I only had time to feed and him and wash my ass?
Why I told myself I would brush my teef when I got to work?
Why I was late to work and couldn't brush my teef?
Why this meeting lasting longer than I thought I would and now I gotta wait til lunch to get rid of this Gila Breath I got?
Why I'mma have tuna for lunch and my breath gone smell like freshly sweated out puzzy?
why do i really want some ribs and red kool-aid right now<---why that sound good as shit right now
why i really bought the real copy of solange cd
why do it remind me of malcom x and the zoot suits
why i hope it grow on me a lil faster
why if it dont i dont care cuz it was only $6
why dame so cute when he's mad?? ahaha
why i don't know who he cursing at though..lol
why i could see dame laughing at me and my spoon?
why is that soooo funny?
Why I'mma have tuna for lunch and my breath gone smell like freshly sweated out puzzy?
---Why is that worse than the ass licking going on in the chitty chat lounge lol
why i can't tell the story cuz a certain person might be lurking around
why i got cold feet now?
no really why it's cold as ice in my office?? lmao
why my roomate is stressed i think?
why he had a bag of skittles and like 15 little bars of snickers?
why only women eat like that when we are stressed, time of the month or heartbroken?
why i think it's prolly that time of the month for him?
^^^^^^lmmfao why i am DONE.... no mo booty talk
why I got imformed bout the 'Swinger party' this weekend?
why I need to get Tang's email addy to ask some questions?
why this aint the 1st time Tang's had a 'Timmy Toiletry Moment'?
why I'd rather tolerate Bad Breath than Underarm odor?
why ppl with Body Odor get no respect?
why he had a bag of skittles and like 15 little bars of snickers?
^^^^damn is he on his period???
Why Dame baby moving out the way for the next one
^^^^^shiddddddddddddddd
why imma yell what's up to P cause i ain't seent you in a min
why i would say i missed you but you would prolly try yo add me to yo client list
why i think so chrissy, lmao
why yall don't wanna get me started on smells.
why i got a super sens. nose and it can smell just scents up to five miles away? lmao
why i think i told yall what the roomate smells like? (wet dog and smoke)
why i think my roomate is a snitch?
why i'mma get him a don't snitch t-shirt?
why i dont think i could have a room mate of the opposite sex
why would that be like so easy
why i just woke up and i need a nap
why i'mma get him a don't snitch t-shirt?
^^^^^and get 1 for yourself that says "snitches get stitches"
why dame sounding extra cocky over there?? LMAO
why my roomate prooly thinks i'm crazy?
why i be laughing at random times through out the day when i'm pose to be working?
why he be pretending he working but he be talking to the girlfriend?
why i think i need to go get me a drink, that spoon wore me out.
why that was for you Dame....lmao
why i think i told yall what the roomate smells like? (wet dog and smoke)
^^^^^why idda moved the hell on out a looooong time ago
why imma ask dame how he gon set foot in my crib and not say what's up?
why imma put my sad face on and hope it move ya insensitive ass to say hey to me
Why I'm a hafta donkey kong Tang if she get outta line one mo time? LOL.
Why I'm a hafta ask her if anyone has been in her face and noticed yet?
Why I keep tryna go to the boards only to be slapped with a data based error?
Why I'm bout to go watch an illegal movie now?
Why P^2 putting my business in the skreets?
Why I wanna give him my email addy, but I don't want no body else to seen't it?
Why don't you go P^2?
Why I wanna go to one just to watch some action?
Why I brought a Plug-In to work yesterday because I had real bad gas?
Why did it smell like hot indian food and white tea lilies in my office?
why he be pretending he working but he be talking to the girlfriend?
^^^^why imma guess that girlfriend has sinus problems if she with him lmmfao
Cookie, Why I gave my presentation as soon I got in the meeting?
Why did I make sure to stand 30 ft from everyone when I was speaking?
Why I got 30 gum wrappers in my bra? (I forgot my purse)?
Why I brought a Plug-In to work yesterday because I had real bad gas?
Why did it smell like hot indian food and white tea lilies in my office?
^^^^^why i thought i had met all the damn fools in the bloggin world but Tangy making me see the damn light and that it's others out there
why I miss Chrissy like a crackhead miss food?
why I miss Chrissy like a Dog misses a cat?
why I miss Chrissy like rain in a desert?
why I miss Chrissy like a man in the doghouse after he slipped up and said 'I'd Hit that' in front of his girl/ladyfriend?
why I miss Chrissy like ISSMH miss attention?
why I miss Chrissy like she miss Lovin B!tches?
why I miss Chrissy like my fave porn movie?
why I miss Chrissy like my fave Jump Off/Side Piece/Regular Eff-Friend/Booty Call anytime I want it?
why I just lied bout missin Chrissy?
LMAO
why he only smells like wet dog when he's been out in the sun but he always smells like a smokers lounge.
why the boards ain't up yet?
why the roomate lefy so i can laugh freely now
why is it soo much funnier when you can't laugh hard at something?
why some days i wish i had work to do?
why the hell did that just come outta my mouth?
awww im sorry!
HI CHRISSY!
yo old ass still got young jokes or have we left those in the past?
ooooooooooooh chrissy Dame just called you old!!
*in my method man voice offa how high* get em! lol
speaking of how high
why i think that was a seriously underated movie?
why i think redman and meth need to make another movie 2gether?
why TIiiiiiiiiCAL was my favorite wu tang member?
why rappers wanna be actors?
why is Mos a pretty decent one though?
why the can't just stick to one career?
why they gotta be greedy instead of giving to the needy?
Bammy, why I still laugh at Adrian Curry?
Why his country ass make my sides hurt?
Why did I punk this lil miniature pincher yesterday for trying to punk my Timmy?
Why did his punk ass owner get an attitude?
Why this byatch talking about her dog was trained, but he kept running away from her ass?
Why am I so mean to stupid people?
Why I'm a hafta donkey kong Tang if she get outta line one mo time? LOL.
^^^^^why can i hear this being another dumb ass song?
DONKEY KONG THAT HOE!DONKEY KONG THAT HOE!DONKEY KONG THAT HOE!
Why this new Al Pacino and Rob De Nairo movie look so darn good?
Why I'm bout to go watch The Godfather II ret now?
Why I keep forgetting I'm not typing on my sidekick 3 so I don't have automatic text? ughhh!!!!
why adrian curry prolly in a news van cussing gnats and flys out?
why i had a friend who had a mini doberman and that damn dog was scared of his own shadow?
why little dogs have napoleon complex's?
why I need to know why 'Necole's' site is down?
why I thought it was my phone acting up but it didn't click cuz I went to check ESPN and the Cubs had won ONCEST AGAIN?
Why I keep forgetting I'm not typing on my sidekick 3 so I don't have automatic text? ughhh!!!!
imma need you to upgrade ASAP!
why when I read or hear the name De Lay Hoya I think of his A$$ dressed up as a prostitute?
why i think necole said she had a prob w/ hotlinking and web host, so i think she is changing stuff
why i hope that don't affect the forums
why the last time we had lost threads and stuff?
why i feel so incomplete without the boards?? lmao
awww im sorry!
HI CHRISSY!
yo old ass still got young jokes or have we left those in the past?
^^^^lmmfao well they WAS in the past, but i see you wanna brang up the old shit and talk noise kiddie bop, ain't it nap time boo.....
lmmfao well they WAS in the past, but i see you wanna brang up the old shit and talk noise kiddie bop, ain't it nap time boo.....
^^^^^(gives you the evil eye)...lol
imma need you to upgrade ASAP!
^^^^^^
Why I love my love my SK3 and my plan and I ain't upgrading until they develop a sidekick that can capture and play video?
Why I love my love my SK3 and my plan and I ain't upgrading until they develop a sidekick that can capture and play video?
imma need you to keep up with SK news...the LX now does all that!
Why I just NOW brushed my teefs?
Why I love this Cinnamon toothpaste I got in my desk?
Why I'm finto mess up my breath by either eating tuna or sushi?
Why I want some McDonald's french fries?
Why I want some crawfish boiled the hottest crab oil ever?
Why am I so hungry?
Why I'mma need Dame to stop all this cot-dayum free advertising for the cell companies til they start paying his ass?
LOL Tang.
But why I'm bout to google it ret now?
Why I just looked for the "google it" smiley?
Why I need the boards back sooooooooooo bad?!!!
why I need to thank B-Ma for the insight?
why I can only think of one 'Sure' way to thank her?
why she know what it e-uh (is)?
why she 'Can't Handle The TRUTH?' (A Few Good Men)
Why the why's kinda slow this week?
Why last week at this time the comments were at like 250 something??
Why I'm so ready to go home??
Why I need to see about getting me some coughee later on?
Why I was just done-ished last night off what I had...and them dranks??..lol
Why I'm gon do it all over again tonight?
Why tonight betta b different than the past nights?
Why I betta get some MEAT b4 12 am??
Why all I thik about is food, dranks, and hot sex?...lol
Why I need to see about getting me some coughee later on?
^^^^^why imma lmmfao and think bout getting me some coughee cause mzp stay talking bout it
why me?
Ms. Purp said: Why all I thik about is food, dranks, and hot sex?...lol
^^^ Why I be thinking about the same thing? Well, not really the dranks, cuz I don't drank.
Why my nails always breaking?
Why haven't I got a pedicure in 3 weeks?
Why my toes look like crunchy gizzards?
Hmmm...why do I now want some gizzards and some hot sauce.
Why I'm dyin at Tangie's toes?..lol
But, why I haven't had a pedi in a month or so, but my design still there?
Why I need to stop playin and get a new one this weekend?
Why I'm still tryna convince my boo to pay for, thats why I haven't had one in a minute?
Why he never says yes?
Why when Gee said Ms. Cookie Crumbs I thought about Crumb from that show "AHHHHHHHH!!! Real Monsters"?
^^^^^
why i was a grown ass woman enjoying ahhhhhhh!!! real monsters ???
why i can't keep up with all these whys ?
why these whys gonna come in handy when i'm bored ?
why these damn hurry-kanes need to leave us alone ?
why my new boss needs a smack-down ?
why i wonder if his wife gives him ass ?
why when y'all stay talkin bout sex i be salty cuz my husband is a sweetie but he can't fuck.
why he ain't got no ryhthm?
why he nice but since he can't make me nut he done kilt my sex drive?
why he the only man i been with?
why i don't know what type of vibrator to get?
why i don't want to waste money on something that gonna missapropriate the p just like he do?
why his sex whack, but mine is on point cuz he said i give head like a read a good ass book about it?
why he thanks me all out of breath after i break him off some?
why i wanna dap him up afterwards like i'm michele and he obama?
why when a woman love a good man it don't reeeaally matter if he can't fuck.
why when a chick ain't on point with her skillz though dudes be extra cruddy with the creepin?
why i ain't a big drinker but i was extra happy when i lost some money i found cuz then i could by some uv pinl lemonade voda and some simply pure lemonade?
why i buy 2 bottles of that shit?
why they big bottles, and that liquor was gone in 2 days?
why my hands be shaking by midday?
why do i think it's cuz i need a good fuck?
why can't i get horny no more?
ms biggie shorty
why tell us what's on your mind ms biggie shorty ?
why i must lmao at the above vent ?
why ms biggie shorty came in here and kilt me??? LMAO
why er'body fell off the face of the whys ?
why i thought i was gonna get some good unsolicited advice after spilling my guts?
why i don't really care didn't nobody wanna tell me what to do cuz ol boy is hopeless.
why he fuck like a blind man trying to pee his name in the snow?
why i'm so lazy that i give him head in exchange for him washing dishes and cooking?
why i be so sleepy after eating his food half the time i don't make good on my part of the bargain?
ms biggie shorty
Why Ms. Biggie need to get a splackavelli?
why i be trying to smoke out first so that i can imagine he got that good d.
why smoking out only make me sad cuz then all i can thing about is how my attitude is so stank?
why in everday life i feel like i don't give a fuck who like me, but when i get lifted all i can think about is my attitude makes other people feel alienated and that's why people can't stand me.
why can't i just feel good from the sticky icky like er'body else?
why i be so late and er'body be gone and shit?
ms biggie shorty
Why somebody lied to Ms Biggie, and told her that women overlook wack sex if the man is good?
Why Ms. Biggie need a My Size Mr. Marucs?
why miss biggie shorty gon have to give me time to stop lmmfao @ her candidness, then imma give her some advice altho i am not good with advice
why imma tell you that i think every female needa a vibrator fuck what ya heard my hubby is a 10 in bed and i still got one let me stop lying that nigga bout a 6.59 on the ricther scale on a good day
why i would trade my hubby sex for biggie shorty hubby cooking anyday
why we need to discuss that trade tho lmao
why the only positive side effect of a man who can't dick you down is that he can't get your mind twisted.
why i like the fact that i'm running shit cuz i'm the one that got all the moves?
why i like the fact that he suspect he ain't putting it down like he should so he betta stay in line?
but why that power is so bitter sweet ... like a man who beat yo ass and cheat on you fifty-leven times a day, but keep you geared up and fresh to def with your hair and nails did. rockin bruises to match your denim coach bag.
le sigh
ms biggie shorty
keep you geared up and fresh to def with your hair and nails did. rockin bruises to match your denim coach bag.
^^^^why imma gon and die now my life is OVAH lmao
well damn...
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