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bobble get in here and brang faw with you, oh, and tell faw i got some ole jeffery osbourne posters if she want em for her bedroom ceiling
Yo mama so fat they call her bumknee...and why yo daddy so sickly lookin they call him crackish...LMFAO!!!!
yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and the hole went up! (LMAO Jamie Foxx on In Living Color)
yo momma so stupid it take her two hours to watch 60 mintues...lmao
lmmfao yall need to stop i can't think of a ya momma one right now
i did this post @ the request of a certain bobble head and her ole nappy head ass ain't even come throo and drop NOTHING...
bobble why you got vanilli posters on ya wall only cause you said you don't like light skin brothas like milli so you cut him off ?
lol bobble, i'm here...we had a visitor & FAW came over to my job so we talked outside for several minutes....not sure when she'll get on......meanwhile....
why p-funk got webster sheet sets on her twin bed ?
bobble lou sue mcgrif why you ain't telling no one your favorite singer of all time is Eddie murphy??
bobble lou sue mcgrif why you ain't telling no one your favorite singer of all time is Eddie murphy??
^^ you want to party all the time party all the time!!!!
lmmfao yall NUTZ
bammy lushis left-foot butler why you didn't tell me you had all biz markie's greatest HIT ? why you try to hide his sextape inbetweenx ya mattress, yo momma told me she hears ya everynight moaning "youuuuuuu got what i neeeeeeeeed daddy" with a muffled vibrating sound in the background.
bammy why u fronting like rupaul ain't yo favorite singer of all time U BETTA WORK!
and bobble why you fronting like you and ya ole man ain't got them matching leather suits like eddie had on in raw....wearing em to the club and shit sitting in the vip like yall really fresh to def...
tis all
why bobble still got all of her cassette tapes from 1982-1996 and be tryna to convert em to cds
why bobble still be rocking those JADE braids like she in poetic justice. talking bout "this all me"
why bobble be telling ppl she was gon play the lead in menace 2 society but cause of haters jada got the role
why bobble be mocrowaving dinners and telling her man it's homemade
lol..yall at it again today..lol
YES!! LOL
yeah notch...get in on it & stop playing with you hair chins talking bout soon i'mma make one long braid like bobble's JADE braids.
why p-funk keep rocking the purple & said she's gonna BLOW UP like poprah cause she gonna be the next barney bitches !!
504 u use my chin hairs to make urself a lovely weave..
why bobble said dolly parton was her idol growing up walking round talking bout "I'M WORKING FROM 9-5.." ALL LOUD AND SHIT EVER DAMN DAY
why notch and bobble was roomates in college and they was called the buss it babies before plies even thought of it
why bobble tried out to be a luke dancer but they told her she had too much ass
chrissy ya lip gloss be poppin cuz u mess with ne-yo on the side
why chrissy don't wanna tell nobody she got ALLL of lil mama's outfits in her closet..she be in her house doing the g-slide dressed like lil bo peep
lmmfao ok i am done for a min offa that shit
why bobble be bumpin 911 is a joke to fit in with her local gang members, yelling out "fuck the poh'leese
lmao bammy, you got it
why bammy legs hairy like moniques
why bobble in love with shabba ranks and wanna have his love child and name it shabba jr
why notch secretly married to an african man and she wife number 8 he make her cook his foo foo and iron his dashiki....
why bobble is the most hated volunteer @ the nursing home cause she eat all the pudding and take all the men
and how come 504 still got her i heart jj evans corduroy members only jacket?
why bobble wrote a fan letter to e-bay & jj hoping they'd pop her cherry for her sweet 14
lol why bammy on the same page as me
chrissy arms so hairy she gotta use a machete to cut the hair off..lmao
LOL!!!!
lol why bammy went to get a bikini wax & the lady went & grab her camping supplies & said bammy better take off the rest of the week
and how come 504 still got her i heart jj evans corduroy members only jacket?
^^^^GET OUT LMMFATFO
why lupe took out a restraining order on bammy
why bobble took her drawz off @ a silk concert and threw em on stage making all them niggas fall outlike jo-jo
why bobble was nicked name "can't get right" when she was born ?
why tangy keep hotsauce in her purse cause when she go over her in laws they food taste like ass
why all tangy momma in law know how to make is greenbean casserole and tuna casserole
why it ain't never no meat for dinner @ tangy in laws house
why the whole family wear fanny packs
why bobble was nicked name "can't get right" when she was born ?
^^^^DEAD
WHY NOBODY INVITE BOBBLE NOWHERE CAUSE HER ASS GET DRUNK AND GET NAKED @ ALL THE FUNCTIONS EVEN FUNERALS
why the last funeral she went to she ain't even know him but she was acting like them fools was acting on goodtimes when fishbone or fish grease or wish bone whatever that nigga name was died
bobble still knows all the dance moves to rhythm nation and has the videotape to prove it.
why come chrissy don't wanna tell nobody that she scratch and sniffs john legends crotch area in magazine...mmmhmm GOOD!
Why chrissy be begging for becky's cooking?
Why chrissy say she like the food cuz it taste like her hubbies bland ass d!ck?
Why chrissy be feigning for the green bean casserole on the sly?
Why she be inviting her to the family functions and ION't even be there?
Why chrissy be wearing her son's batman draws?
Why chrissy be wearing her make-up like a tranny prostitute?
Why Nacho bref smell like old people having sex in the middle of july with the a/c off?
Why purpa nurpa be making herself choke on hot dogs?
Why she get off on kielbasa sausages?
Why I on't ever eat anything at her house?
Why vienna sausages be missed pieces when she around?
Why fye hunnet fucks with the My SIze Ken Doll?
WHy Ken ain't got no man parts?
Why does that make fye hunnet a lesbennin...like Barry?
Bwahahahahahhah!
Bahama said...
bobble still knows all the dance moves to rhythm nation and has the videotape to prove it.
^^^
why you stalking me cause my b/f was watching video's & janet's rhythm nation live performance came on & i was trying my damndest to get my janet on lol
Why chrissy dance like my father-in law?
Why she be doing the toostie roll to Soulja Boy?
Why she dance like she got down syndrome and a short neck?
why bammy keep sending her audition tape to vh-1 talking bout please make a flavor of love 4 and let me be on it
Why Bammy only wear leather draws and her booty be smelling hot dog shit mixed with ammonia?
why bammy booty so big she gotta put baby powder between the cheeks so they don't chafe?
Why fye hunnet still wear them Poetic Justic Dookie Braids like Janet Jackson, only she ain't got no edges?
why everytime chrissy eat's a banana she try's to deep throat it?
bobble has secret fantasy about her, suge knight and deebo in a heart shape bed getting it on!
tangerine eat's timmy's dog treats and tease'n him about it
why rae rae still be rocking her ready for the world curl & bumping "oh sheila" in her dollah store lace ling-ger-ray set with hot pockets & candles on the floor on spread out newspapers when she be romancing her man ?
why tangy wanna be me so bad she done tried to steal my identity 2 times why she got my pics taped to her wall telling timmy one day that's gon be ya new mommy
why when chrissy take a bath water gets caught in her catbasket...and then it gargles it while she walks?
I.Can't breathe!!!!
LMAo...
it's too early for this mess
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Why I caught Fye Hunnet sniffing Timmy's ass crack?
Why Chrissy kids bring her home head lice?
Why Bammy got one knee and one eye that always faces the inside?
Tangela said...
Why fye hunnet still wear them Poetic Justic Dookie Braids like Janet Jackson, only she ain't got no edges?
^^^^^^^ WHY RAE RAE JOCKING MY STYLE
504 said...
why bobble still be rocking those JADE braids like she in poetic justice. talking bout "this all me"
September 18, 2008 11:13 AM
Why 504 fav song is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!...LMAO!
why bammy cried when jimmy cracked corn ?
Why I ain't scroll and ready the previous posts? I just jumped at started throwing bows.
why tangy drive a old ass dodge datsun but be telling ppl it's a new car nobody else got
why bobble used to date the lead singer in ready for the world till he said you turned me gay
why bammy want al sharpton's hairstyle so bad she be texting his stylist talking bout hook me the fuck up
why p-funk got made when they all teamed up on her man midget mack ?
why she fantasize about mr. boston's ass being in her face while she's at her desk ?
why chrissy writes a letter everyday to the New Edition telling them to get back together??
and everytime tangerine see's a mosquito she can't help bu tto start curse'n and wilding out and getting flashbacks to her cousin adrian curry?
Why Bammy used Mayo to try to perm her hair?
Why I catch Bammy stealing stewed tomatoes from the food bank?
Why Bammy be walking with her back to the wall trying to pick in her booty?
why tangy dog timmy be playing with her douche bag
why she don't even wash it off when she get ready to use it
why i went over her house one time and she was using it to clean the gizzards out a turkey she was bout to cook
why she tried to give me a glass of lemonade but it was really timmy piss with sugar in it
why she had a big ass tall glass of it
why rae use to hump her teddy rumpskin bear saying "yeah baby talk dirty to me. put me to bed, bed, bed"
Why for valentine's day chrissy's ol man got her a comb and razor?
Why fye Hunnet carry a trampoline with her err where so folks can see her ass over the counters?
Why Bammy really gary coleman's lil big bootied sister?
Why purpa nurp was freaking it last night in her daddy git-'em girl shorts?
why bammy got o-town bedsheets and towels and a bathrobe
why bobble morning breath make her man set the alarm clock 2 hrs early so he up waaaaaaay before she is
why tangy got flinstone bedsheets that say BED ROCKS!! on it
why bobble was offered the part of freddy kruger but her momma said can they at least cut her umbilical cord first ?
Why Chrissy be wearing that cheap ass barbie weave?
Why at the end of the month it be full of lint and dead gnats?
Why fye hunnet got dust mites in her ass crack from freakin on the flo?
Why fye hunnet steady be itching her ear cuz a cockroach got stuck in there?
Why purpa nurpa be frontin like she be dickign down asian men...knowing she be putting soy sauce on errr thang?
Why the asian man ask her to love dem long time?
Why she gone little dicked babies?
Why Bammy be frontin like she don't get none yet she be running a brothel and her roommate is her pimp?
Why bammy missing her fo front teetf?
tangela doesn't like to tell people this but her and Khia are sisters and she even taught Khia how to spell..r-e-spect me.
why tangy got flinstone bedsheets that say BED ROCKS!! on it
^^^^
LEAVE NOW !! LMAO
why bammy look like that woman off of I'm Gone Get You SUckam, when she turned into that ugly ass monster?
Why chrissy got one leg longer than the other and be walking the Penguin off Batman Returns?
why fye hunnet got nose hairs so long that they done grew into her goatee?
why p-funk have wyclef collector dolls & have tea parties with them every sunday @ 12:45 pm
Why chrissy wanna look like Weezy F baby when she grow up?
Why bammy's booty hang like Aretha franklins titties?
Why fye hunnet can never get on the rides at six flags or the fair cuz she so short?
Why Tangi drink the cup from 2 gurls 1 cup?
Why thats why her breath smell like that?
Why Timmy the Tooldog b lickin his balls all day on Tangi pillow??
Why my boo passed out after helping Chrissy put on her shoes??
Why she had on some Timberlands all day long w no socks?
why tangy momma dropped her ass off @ school one day and never went back and got her
why she found her way home anyway
why they dropped her ass off 200 miles away in a deserted field and her ass STILL came back talking bout momma yall play too much
why bammy and gucci mane a couple and she bust the pimples on his ass
why bobble gucvi man side ho who bust the pimples on his nutsack
why mzp think she olivia newton jonn in grease
why she and bobble and bammy and tangy got they own club called the pink ladies
why they jackets all dingy and shit tho cause they was orginally bammy's granny's pink ladies jackets so now they just the dingy ho's club lmmfao
why notch wanna join that club so bad it kills her
Why when purpa nurpa go to the doctor she be queefin in the stirrups?
Why chrissy booty claps when she walks?
Why bammy look the fat sister off Baps?
Why fye hunnet use bakin soda to douche?
why tangela so cock-eyed when she goes down to service her man she be sucking on his big toe instead?
why chrissy got a wart on her nose the like the wicked witch of the west?
Why can chrissy fart on command?
why chrissy balding in top of her head like George Jefferson?
why rae uses bleach to douche ?
why bobble wears lace front to hide her sister patterson dome ?
why sister patterson really bammy's momma ?
why pfunk is flav's momma's fav grandchild
why bammy got dingleberries in her ass crack?
Why she have to hire messicans to come cut'em out?
Why the messican's sell'em back to her for 20 cents each?
Why use them old dingleberries to flavor her curry stews?
why chrissy balding in top of her head like George Jefferson?
^^^
see this bish ! lol i was about to do a bald joke but did a sis patterson one instead
Why fye hunnet is really the african woman in the national geographic videos with them long hanging titties?
Why fye hunnet making them clicking noises to try to talk?
Why she only eat raw meat and got a mouf like a piranha?
why bobble lou always thought wu-tang clan was the asian verson of the ku klux clan?
WHy is only 5 of y'all in here and 83 comments?
How did this go from Yo Mama to Why's?
Why I don't wanna play, I just wanna read cuz yall are CRAZY!!!
Why 504 cats pissed in all her beverages while her and the bf were away??
Why she come back and taste the lemonade and was like "MMmMMMm tasty, nice a refreshing!"...LOL!
Why Bammy like to eat them picled eggs by the pound??
Why she like to drink the juice off em too??
why nacho cheese was so drunk off her birfdae yesterdiddy that she slept on the sidewalk downtown?
Why when she woke up a homeless man was trying to eff her in the ass?
Why he thought she had balls?
Why it was really her titties that fell out her bra?
why when pig skin lady came in here a trail of roaches and dung beetles followed her?
Why do we take no prisoners in here?
i'm done i can't think of anything else
Why do chrissy drink anal lube to coat her throat for sucking the D?
Why her belly be full of creamed corn and Timmy's nut?
Why I ain't called animal protection on her yet?
Why Nochy be letting Mr. Rogers tea-bag her butt?
Why Tangi smell like the chittlings Rick Ross threw up after eating hog mawls, chittlings and pig feet?
Why Bammy and her bro gon b backup dancer for Weezy??
Why the gon b doin the Whop and the Cabbage Patch??
Why Weezy make Bammy roll his blunts while clapping her ass??
why they smell Tang's fart and think this is Old Bug Buffet
Why whenever Timmy leave Chrissy's house he be lazy as hell?
Why Chrissy be effing with my dog and she got a hubby?
Why she think she stole my dog from me, didn't she know that shes the one thats into beastialty?
Why she and Timmy got a website where they sale they sextapes?
Why they use the money off that website to fund they exstacy addictions?
why bobble lou always thought wu-tang clan was the asian verson of the ku klux clan?
^^^^^GET THE HELL OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT!! LMMFATFO
why dirt be falling out p-funk's hair like those dump trucks ?
why rae's favorite fragrance is de' garbage' la truck ?
why bammy you too make her michael jackson doll spank his monkey talking bout "just beat it !!"
why bobble got bald spots on het hairy booty ?
Why bammy grease her ass crack with Dax?
Why the hair that grows there be so damn silky?
Why when she walks the hair swings and fans off the flies?
Why get made when someone steps on her ass hair?
Why Chrissy pop the pimples off my Daddy back?
Why she like to snack on his toe jam??
Why she oil up his thighs for him?
why purpa nurpa got turned on by barry's dream analysis?
Why she was gone submit a wet dream to be analyzed?
Why wanna have babies with michael jackson?
Why she gone be disappointed when they come out all chocolately cause she didn't know he wasn't Persian?
WHY TANGY THE MAIN PERSON BUYING ME AND TIMMY'S SEX TAPES
why tangy got a business on the side called how to make shit fall out ya cat box
why she go all over the world putting on cat box shows
why she be getting a volunteer from the audience and tell him to climb in her cat box so she can shoot they ass out waaaaaaaay cross the room like a cannon
why she make the audience sign a dislaimer before her shows that say all green slime and purple sludge that may get on any persons is deadly enter @ ya own risk
i'mma go get my lunch and just read cause yall are stupid!!! lmao
why fye hunnet be spitting game to jermaine dupri?
Why they gone have kids that look like the gremlins?
Why they kids gone be lookign the hunchback of notre dame with soulja boys face?
Why Chrissy smell like the crease behind Bumknee's bumknee?...ahahaha
Why 504 mix blue cheese in her bath water?
Why she she say the moldy cheese adds xtra moisture to the water?
why mzp ole man secretly like old women over 85
why him and P be @ all the bingo halls tryna out-mack each other
why mzp told her man to keep on making dem old ho's and get they check so we can get a bigger bed
why mzp refuse to call me momma and i been dating her daddy for 5 months now
why i like his skrong thighs wrapped around my waist
why mzp refer to me as the "stank ho" when she ask her daddy bout me
why i keep tryna to convince mzp daddy to send her ass off to a boarding school in mexico
Why she was gone submit a wet dream to be analyzed?
^^ Why I should tho...and see if she get mad or not!..LMAO!
why mzp refuse to call me momma and i been dating her daddy for 5 months now
why i like his skrong thighs wrapped around my waist
why mzp refer to me as the "stank ho" when she ask her daddy bout me
why i keep tryna to convince mzp daddy to send her ass off to a boarding school in mexico
^^DEAD!
After this, I gotta get to MN and speak to folks.
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Why Chrissy gotta gap like Michael strahan?
Why her hubbie be effing her gap while she sleep?
Why never figured out that why her mouf be sore when she wake up?
Why purpa nurpa obsessed with a Gonzo off muppet babies?
Why she bought a stuffed Gonzo just so she can eff his nose?
Why she trying to get us to buy a Gonzo too, to try it out?
Why she have blue lint in her cat-basket?
Why Bammy catch an attitude when someone calls her sloppyy booty?
Why Bammy gotta crease between her ass and her back?
Why does this crease eat all her shirts?
Why does Bammy find random shit in her booty-back crease: rocks, old hair, soap, dish rags?
Why fye hunnet only eat potted meat?
Why she think its the best thing since sliced bread?
Why she swear chicken is the devil?
Why I catch her dousing holy water on some popeyes?
why bammy secretly t-pain baby momma but she gotta keep they ugly kid under wraps
why she calls the child an "it"
why they keep "it" hidden cause the government think "it" will mutate
why they just throw "it" water and wild cats down in the basement to eat on
why the move slingblade was based on tangy real daddy
why all her daddy eat is "fried taters" with mustard
why bobble and faw used to be in sister sledge and the pointer sisters
why bammy was born in 2001
why mzp daddy used to smuggle weed to dione warrick and whitney momma cissy
why whitney and mzp was damn near sisters
why rae be spreading puss from her warts on her penis butter sammich.
why bobble be smoking incense cause their cheaper ?
why bobble bought 357's how to be a ho tapes ?
why tangy and baraka the same person
why bobble blind uncle willie live in her basement so she can collect his check
why her and her man got him thinking he live in a 3 bedroom house cause they put up boxes and told uncle willie they was rooms
why uncle willie be like shit this the life here thinking he doing it but he really in a dark ass cold basement
why they told uncle willie he got a tv down there with cable but all he "watch" is pee wee's playhouse on video all day long
why he told bobble and dem to fix the cable cause he sick of that show
why all the do was change the tape to the original parent trap and told uncle willie it was on the hallmark channel
why i borrowed pee wee's playhouse tape from bammy ?
why she thought vhs was something new saying, how is this better ?
Why Bammy gotta crease between her ass and her back?
^^^
wait you aint suppose to have that?
why tangy told her momma bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks
why her daddy walk in and say i know that's why yo ass ain't gon never get married
why my stepdaughter mzp stole all my good wigs while i was laid up with her daddy
why that blonde wig with the blue bangs was bammys and she gon kill me if mzp let her lice infest it
why tangy keep coming over for dinner and bringin' that turkey she cleaned out with her douche bag
why she get mad when that muthafucka never get ate up
why her ass brang that same turkey back every week
WHY THE HELL MY COMMENT WONT SHOW!!
THAT^^ IS ME FAW.....WHY THE HELL I CANT USE MY NAME
Yo momma SO crosseyed when she cry her tears run down her back..LOL
Hey FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!
WHY CHRISSY GOT ME BEING AN UNDERCOVER COMMENTER AS THOUGH SHE HAD THIS BITCH ON LAYAWAY!!
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!
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WHY CHRISSY ANCKLES SO FAT THAT WEEDS AND ROSE BUSHES ARE GROWING AROUND THEM
why faw be pulling her husbands nose hairs out and making voodoo dolls with em
WHY CHRISSY USES HER HUBBY'S TOENAILS AS TOOTHPICKS
^^^^AND THAT WAS ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!
why faw shed in the bed and her husband collect the hairs and put em on bobble bald cat raulo
why faw kids call her pooky behind her back cause she addicted to pops cereal putting em in her crack pipe and smoking em...
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!
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WHY CRISSY HUSBAND SCRATCH CHRISSY HEAD AND SAVE THE FLAKES TO THROW ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE
CAUSE THEY TOO CHEAP TO BUT A CAN OF "SNOW FROST"
why faw leave her tree up year round confusing her grandaddy poppa choppa, he get up every morning talking bout is every day Jesus birfday around here, yall really love da Lawd....
LOL.....
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IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!.
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WHY CHRISSY HUSBAND KEEP RE-WRAPPING THE SAME COOKBOOK EVERY YEAR FOR HER CAUSE HE JUST WANNA KEEP HOPE ALIVE.
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NOT TO MENTION THE BAR OF SOAP, BUT I WONT TELL NOOOO BODY
why faw armpits smell like onions and sweaty land scappers
why her hubby keep tryna to get her to get some degree but she keep using tussy dipping her fingers in the lil round thingy it come in
why she use vaseline to lotion her hot coal feet
why faw be wanting ppl to think she balling so she hire crackhead brenda from down the street to dress in a maids uniform and clean her house while calling her ma'am
why it never work tho cause brenda keep telling faw she got shit to do and need to leave
why faw had a dinner party and invited all her yt friends and brenda fucked up the whole party by telling everybody she had a date with her homeboy gator so they was gon have to fix they own plates
why brenda told all the white men @ the party i will suck ya good for a 20
why all of em took her ass up on that offer
why faw got mad and said hey not in my crib, unless i get my cut of the profits carry on
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!.
CHRISSY LMFAO.........
"why faw be wanting ppl to think she balling so she hire crackhead brenda from down the street to dress in a maids uniform "
HEFFA WHY THAT SHIT IS REALLY TRUE.AND HER NAME IS BRENDA AND SHE A CRACKHEAD AND SHE SUCK DICK FOR A WHOP......LOL...YOU MUST KNOW CAUSE I WAS TRYNA FIGURE OUT THE HO SHE BEEN HANGIN WITH,...NOW I KNOW IT U,,STAY THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!!
lmmfao it's not me faw, it's tangy.....her and brenda best buds....
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!.
LOL....WELL TELL THEM BICTCHES FOR ME
LOL. @ Faw.
IT'S ME FUCKIN FAW!!!! DAMMIT!!.
WHY TANGIE MOUTH LOOK LIKE SHE BEEN DIGGING UP CONCRETE ANT THE CONSTUCTION SITE DOWN THE STREET
I'm not postin here. Too slow
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