Single, With Children....

Friday, September 19, 2008

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Yall all know i am married with children, i know BOOOOOOOOOOORING lol but this post ain't bout me, it's bout a friend of mine i ran into last week, we used to work together and got back in touch recently after we lost touch and she was like girl i wish i was married cause dating these men today is HARD...i am just bout to give up on finding Mr.Right....She went on to tell me that men just say the dumbest shit to her especially bout her kids, not realizing the diarrhea that's coming out they mouth till it's too late, which made me wanna do this post.......






10 THINGS YOU NEVER SAY TO A SINGLE WOMAN WHEN IT COME TO HER KIDS



*When they daddy coming to get them?



*How come lil man always in between us on the couch



*Well damn if you need money that bad tell they daddy



*Ain't nobody tell you to have 4 kids with 3 different dudes...



*You know yo' kids bad as hell right



*How you gon tell me i can't smoke weed in the house but yo'16 yr old son get to sell it



*You knew damn well naming that girl Boom'Tasha was gon cause trouble



*HELL NAW i ain't taking off my rubber, pills ain't always 100% i am not tryna to be daddy no.4



*What you mean yo' kids come 1st, what about US....



*Yeah i whooped that lil nigga ass so what, he ain't have to tell me he ain't doing shit cause i am not his daddy, then get on the phone and call his real daddy, i was just tryna to keep drama down

14 comments:

n0days0ff said...

now you know you made this post just to get me started.BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

n0days0ff said...

How come lil man always in between us on the couch


^^^^^ now what is wrong with that? he over there spilling apple juice on my mufuckin gators.send his lil bad tail to bed.


on the real though,single moms want to date but you cant make somebody the step daddy RIGHT AWAY!! shit takes time.the same way i cant expect to cut on the first date you cant expect someone to become a daddy overnight.

women love puttin time limits on everything responsibility.

her:we only been seeing each other a lil while,i dont want my kids to see you sleepin over

me: if we dont know each other like that yet its too soon to be having family day with yall

n0days0ff said...

Well damn if you need money that bad tell they daddy


^^^ again i dont see whats wrong with that.just cause i wanna date you dont mean i am ready to be puttin braces in kids mouths and all that.thats why if i was single i wouldnt date no women with kids.we try and give yall a chance so you dont feel like you ruined your life can still go on but yall be needing too much.i could be dating a single woman and not be going through any of this.why I gotta take on so much responsibility cause YOU been hunching since you were 13?

n0days0ff said...

*Ain't nobody tell you to have 4 kids with 3 different dudes...

^^^^chrissy ima need you to stop making posts about my lil mama cause thats just plain rude.except she got 3 kids with 4 dudes.

im willing to step it up a little bit and help you out but you cant be putting the world on my mufuckin shoulders like that. If you was single we would be doing good but you got too much going on.it aint my fault you aint never been to college.aint nobody tell you to go and have 4 kids from 3 dudes.

n0days0ff said...

*You know yo' kids bad as hell right


^^^cant never buy you shit cause they always ruin it.either they get juice all over the car i pay for or they dropped the cell phone i bought you in the toilet.you know your kids bad as hell right?

n0days0ff said...

*You knew damn well naming that girl Boom'Tasha was gon cause trouble

^^^ side eye

*HELL NAW i ain't taking off my rubber, pills ain't always 100% i am not tryna to be daddy no.4
^^^girls be doing that.not all but SOME think thats what they purpose is.think they doont have to achieve shit in life but finding a dude on the fast track and having a baby for him and hell take care of everything while you stay home

Bahama said...

I don't have kids so i can not help...

RIddle me this? why I wanna break out and start singing unleash the dragon?

Anonymous said...

lmmfao fa real since yo ass been M.I.A. nodays when i did this post i wasn't thinking bout yo ass but now that you broke it down, maybe sub conciously i was thinking bout you STEPDADDY! and i dare yo ass to tell me you ain't tell lil mama somma this shit here, i know you done told her ass yo kids bad as hell

n0days0ff said...

She know her kids bad.I don't even gotta say nothing.you lucky I'm busy or else I'd make a post about how girls with kids be doing dudes.I told you to meet me at the movies and 4 kids hopping out talmbout they wanna watch spiderwick

Raider_wifee said...

*DEAD* @ "When they daddy coming to get them?"

Lawdy being a single mom ain't easy, but that's why I only have one... one is much easier to push on a possible "step daddy" than 4. I ain't gonna lie.. Mr Wifee got 3 of em himself.. and I am SO GLAD they are not heathens.. cause I would have them told so quick it would make their lil heads spin like the exorcist! Plus they damn near grown anyway.. Just raise em right.. then you don't have to worry about if Man-man is putting juice in the seats, and Shay-shay is putting celly's in the toilet..

(just keeping it real)

Anonymous said...

lmao @ wifee so yall got a lil brady bunch thang happening i ain't gon lie tho if i have to deal with anybody's kids sides my own, i prolly wouldn't even mess with em....

Kaliente said...

HOW did i miss this shat?

Kaliente said...

i got one

"DO you HAVE to keep the kids tonight"

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

don't say shat about meeting my SON!!! that's a NO NO sir!!!!! we ain't almost married!

Sunshyne said...

im gon have to side with nodays lol

this sh!t better work..lmao