Flipping through the channels yesterday I stopped on E! and they were showing one of my favorite Cinderella movies Ever After with Drew Barrymore. I decided to watch for the 30th millionth time and a thought came to me. Well two thoughts came to me 1.) Why was no one speaking French and they were in France and 2.) Real life love isn't no even close to a fairy tale. Hollywood is mind-screwing us with these love movies, making us young naive people think love is this huge wave of emotion and with it you came overcome anything. And that once you find it you'll live Happily Ever After. Whomp Whomp that crap is not true yet we spend our lives looking for our Prince Charming but get stuck with Lamont and his two baby mommas or Richie who thinks he's king but don't know how to treat a woman like queen. So we are going to compile a list to Hollywood telling them what we want to see in love movies, so we won't spend anymore time looking for a man or woman that doesn't exist.
We want you to help us with this list, what are real things you want to see in love movies? No more of that fantasy and Cinderella story but the truth about love.
15 comments:
What about when they finish humping and they don't clean up?!?!? They'll fall asleep and be stuck as fuck like fat Chuck in a small truck! Don't know about yall but Shot don't even like tears drying up on MY skin! Nasty ass actors!
What about the dude that falls in love with the ugly duckling that stays mofo ugly. Y'all know you've walked past a couple and said, "how she/he get him/her"? umhm...unattractive people need love too.
what the need is a true story about what is when you fall in love with a nigga with a baby momma. How that bitch stay asking for diaper money when u know ya man took her ass to costco just last week. Or it seems she always got an emergency on a friday nite and cant find no babysitter but when u drop the baby off back at that heffa house she smell like E&J and newports
okay fa real i want them to like re-do old ass i love lucy episodes right, and make ricky beat lucy ass cause a real man would have all the shit she did....
i want them to go back and have wesley snipes wife in jungle fever get in a car with allllll her homegirls and go over that white girl house and beat her ass cause in real life that is what happens when it come to love
i want hollywood to make a real ass love story, urban one not like daddy;s lil girls and shit where the chick was rich and he was a broke ass mechanic with an ig'nant ass baby momma and 3 kids, but a real one where cheryl meet james and he take her to the lil hole in the wall club where all the dudes want her but she choose to stay with james cause he got a good job with the city, and only one baby momma who re-married anyway so she causes no trouble, and when you need him to make love to you right he do, and when you need him to help you on the light bill he do, he get along with all ya ppls, oh, and his momma deceased so all you gotta do is charm James Sr by buying him a dvd player for his bedroom and wearing low cut tops when yall go visit him oh, and when you get pregnant, james is all for it, so he marry you, yall get a lil house and live happily ever after the end....
Chrissy is talking sme real shit! Shot envision a multicultural love/Fugitive story where a natural US born citizen falls head over hells with a big breasted Puerto Rican chick. Hilarity ensues as he tries to teach her that if you ARE legal and have a car wreck, you ain't gotta break out and haul ass yellin, "Sorry senor no hablo ingles! No HABLO! Dammit I said no hablo nigga!"
The INS could be chasing us like the Terminator or Tommy Lee Jones making us have to move and re-establish our selves evey episode. But that hot steamy salsa sex keep us together. That's a hit show! Don't front!
lmmfao yeah i'd watch it Shot....
Not a documentary - it's like some comedy/drama type shit
lmmfao imma need it to be a reality show where i am the star and you the guy tryna get in my panties shot
Hellllllll, that shit already in production! Be original! LOL!
lmao i can be original, don't even try me Shot....
this is so true...them movies have my shyt ALL fucked up! sometimes I feel like I expect too much
I don't know why all yall so damn crazy...lmao
fuk that i need a fantasy movie cause i see real life everyday. how about a movie where a girl is beautiful AND made something of her life so she don't need nothing from you AND don't got like 3 baby daddies. That movie is called Beyonce but Jay Z is already directing that. Can a brother get a sequel?
lol@nodays
true@kaliente
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