pic googlefiedLooking throo my photo albums yesterday, and a ton of realizations hit me all @ once, and imma share them realizations with yall, cause yall my peoples, and i know yall can roll with me on somma of this....
*I realized that i took waaaaaaaay more pics of my oldest kid than my youngest.
*I realized that my oldest got to do waaaaaay more shit than my youngest did, like go to tha circus, the beach, all kinda shit....
*I then realized that my youngest ain't get to do as much cause we still playing catch up from when he was born as far as money goes, lol
*I realized that i will NEVER be the size i was @ 19 ever again
*I realized that my furniture and my whole house period looks better in the pictures than it do in real life
*I realized that my son was really afraid @ Chuck E Cheese, every pic we got of him there lil nigga in tears lmao
*I realized that my kids are spoiled brats, every X-mas pic, the tree was full of gifts, none of em had my name on em
*I realized that my husband has a pretty smile
*I realized that every pic of me and him together, he either kissing me, or got his arms around me from behind
*I realized my children are hams, almost every pic, they got big ass grins on they face
*I realized that my whole family is either country or ghetto or worse, both..
*I realized that the faux leather sofa and matching love seat we owned in ivory was so gotdamn tacky...
*I realized i had some big ass ta ta's even when i was a teenager
*I realized that some of my relatives look like transients or crackheads
*I realized that hell, some of em really are transients and crackheads
*I realized that hubby had shades on @ any place where it was co-workers of ours and @ night lmao
*I realized it was prolly cause he was high as hell
*I realized that i was big as a damn house when i was pregnant with my son
*I realized i am blessed cause i lost most of that weight thank Gawd...
*I realized that my husband had a questioning look in his eyes when he was holding our newborn son lmmfao
*I then realized i couldn't blame him cause our son did look like he belonged to the mexican couple in the room next to ours...
*I realized i was a club rat back in da day
*I realized that i really don't miss them days @ all
*I realized that i am not looking throo my photo album again anytime soon cause too many realizations got to me lmao....
Now yall turn, what do yall notice in ya photo albums when yall look back....
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*I realized that my husband had a questioning look in his eyes when he was holding our newborn son lmmfao
*I then realized i couldn't blame him cause our son did look like he belonged to the mexican couple in the room next to ours...
Those two had me DYING! lol
lmmfao well he did look like a lil fat mexican baby it's sooooooooo funny cause hubby holding him looking all crispy black in the pic, and our son looking like a mexican casper and shit.....
Good post!
When I showed ya'll them pics it had me reminiscing as well...
I realized that I need to grow my hair back, cuz I miss it...
I realized that I just miss the person I was back then...
I realized sh*t was def easier back then...no bills...
I realized I was just happier back then...
I realized that I def need to get back to that size and happiness...lol
the end...
I realized that I had some really F-UP hair styles..
I realized that if they made low-rider jeans back then, my ass could have been rocking da hell out of em!! (not so much now)
I realize where my youngest son got his wonk eye after seeing some of my old pics..
lmmfao i realized drock a damn fool for talking bout her son got a wonk eye....
I realized i was the cutest baby in the world!!
I realized that i was a huggy person in high school..why in just about every pic in high school i was hugging someone?? LMAO
I realized that NO ONE needs to see my prom pics, both of em..
I realized i was a gawky stringy looking kid when i was going thru puberty.
I realize that I truly had a blessed childhood.
I realized that my parents worked so damn hard to give me and brother the best.
I realized that we was badasses, and seemingly ungrateful.
I realized that my mom tried to live vicariously through me in high school and college.
I realized that I just farted in this meeting and everyone heard it, but don't know where it came from.
I realize that that shit stinks.
I realize I was wrong, and I was raised better than that.
I realize that sometimes you just gotta letter rip.
I realize sometimes they smell so bad you wanna slap your damn self.
I realize that I am obsessed with looking good.
I realize that being narcissistic can be quite unhealthy.
I realize that if you were as fly as me--you'd feel the exact same way.
I realize that I work so hard to provide for kids that I don't even have.
I realize that once I have the mu-fuckas that they won't even notice.
I realize that's its not about them noticing as much as it is about actually doing it.
I realize that I want kids, but am afraid of getting fat, losing the fat, and letting those little creatures suckle from my titties.
I realize that I could give them formula, but why I wanna be old fashioned?
I realize that I gotta fart again...wonder if this one will be silent.
i realized i was a muhfuckin PIMP!!!!!
i realize that rae ban needs medication as well as her homeboy nodays cause he really belives he was and still is a pimp
i realize that i gotta tell nodays it ain't pimping when you out on the corner, it's ho'ing
i realize that last line was funny as hell
i realize that it ain't tricking if you got it is a good ass line that fits right into this here comment
i realize it's time for me to get in on this mayne !
i realize i have damn near a milli a milli a milli milli milli pics in my collection,
i realize i was a cute baby
i realize i was a ugmo when i was 8-13ish
i realize i really looked like tweety-bird when i was 2-5ish
i realize i need to cut me out all the pics with me & the ex & burn his in hell
i realize as self conscious (sp) i am, i shooooo like to take pics
i realize i printed out maybe 150 pic of JUST ME from the last 2 years
i realize i love pics
i realize i was a GORGEOUS baby i need to gon and bus that baby pic on yall so yall can see....
OMG - Chrissy.. I tell you I have my photo album right here at work.. What a topic! LOL
I realized I will never ever ever (ever ever??) fit into a size 7 again unless it's a headband..
I realized my child is so spoiled to the point I've thrown away most of the crap that I've spent $1000's on...
I realized that my child was never afraid of the ghetto ass Chuck E Cheese while he was doing the Tootsie Roll.. seriously!!
I realized that crackheads and direlects in my family must have been out begging for change on their photo ops
I realized everyone in my family has ample hippage.. guess there's no use complaining or excercising.. LOL okay that's just the lazy talking..
I realized that I've got alot of loved ones, both those I've chosen and those that were forced uhhh I mean blood relatives...
I just realized that maybe all this farting means that I have to shit.
I just realized that I forgot my WetOnes at home and thus can't use it til then because I hate using toilet paper.
I just realized that my ribs shift on my sternum for no good reason.
I just realized that I gotta find a good chiropractor.
I just realized that I'm tried of realizing shit. THE END
i realized tangy think we like CARE bout her and her shit, farts, wet wipes and whatever else go in her bathroom
i realize that tnagy gon tell ppl when they come to her house HEY DON'T TOUCH THEM WET WIPES, THOSE ARE FOR THE WUEEN, USE TOILET PAPER YOU SAVAGE..
i realize that raider wifee is another nut job here @ 2db
i realize that me and bammy blog is like a cyber nut house lmao
do something about showing that 2nd child some more love pls cuz im tired of my mother's bullshit these days.
I realize that I always had a sexual addiction
I realize that most of my guy friends hang out with my cuz i got big boobs
I realize that my gut has always been this damn big
I realize that im starting to get sideburns like Ashanti back in the day (so not sessay!)
I realize that i need to shave my vajayjay here cuz looking like wilderbeast btwn the thighs aint sexy.
I realize that acne is a bitch to get rid of
I realize that Ive been having wack ass sex most of my life until i got with my ugly boo
I realize he aint THAT ugly..he just got a cone head
I realize that if i dont stop calling him ugly Im slip up and say that shit to his face one day
i realized that i didnt hit up the site yesterday
i realize im very mad i cant get into the chat bcuz now i miss everything
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