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So we thought this week just seemed extra long and it just dragged on and on. So we are having a party because we are ecstatic that it's the start of the weekend! So someone bring the drinks, the spades and domino table's, the boom box (do they still make those?) cause we are having a part-tay!!! And to start this party of right we bringing back freestyle Friday, so get in the booth and spit the truth.
Oh and no fighting up in here, we know how y'all black folk get when there are drinks and games involved..
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Mic check 1, 2,1,2..it's freestyle friday/we'll be spitting ryhmes til we get blue/in the face that is/my words stick to your head like glue/ let me show you how we do/ we get dizzy up in here/spining round tell we can't tell the ground from the air/up on cloud nine/spitting my rhymes/loooking down on you wack rappers and fake actors/i'm the high emcee/ with words that flow so immaculately/over your head/wishing you could get as high as we/ but your stuck on e
BAMMY GET OUT!! spitting it like a pro lmao i like that spinning round till we hit the ground shit
ahahahaha!!! lmao..pro?? nah not me..lol
1 2 buckle my shoe
3 4 niggas stay @ my do'
5 6 imma get me a stick
7 8 fuck staying awake
9 10 i have no good rhymes to pen, the end imma be outta here like flynn on a schwinn talking bout how can i get in
Aww sh*t!
Go Bammy, Go Bammy Go!!
LOL!
**just the hype man today, but lookin way betta than Flav, haha!**
LMAO @ Chrissy!
im mad u chrissy for that buckle my shoe shit
and i see bammy got rhymes for days
why jermain jackson look like wax
why janet go from skinny to fat
who told michael he look good like that
when marlon and tito gon get they shine
why rebe said eff her family they ain't none of mine
why latoya is like a throwback solange
when solange gon stfu and move on
prolly when bet come out with an i hate you song
why these celeb families put they shit on blast
for people like me to come in here and shatter they reps like glass lmao
where lil fukyah @ she'd preciate this rhyme
why imma leave this rapping alone and go eat me some swine.....
ahahahahaha @ chrissy, you stupid..ahaha
why black folks always get in a fight when they palying spades?? I mean like always, lmao
bet=bey
why both me and chrissy whying?? those pose to be a party damnit...lol someone get to booty shaking and dancing on the table...lol
imma shake my booty cause bammy said so
imma get on the table and rock dis show
then imma get drunk and act like a ho
go home with some random dude and do things his ass ain't even know
was legal over here in the U.S.
speaking of legal i gotta question
why quicny jones the only old black man in america
who can date youg white girls and NOT go to prison?
lmmfatfo man that last rhyme was funny
LMAO!!! hey hey hey i meet mister jones, we shall not talk bad about mister jones...lol
Ok...so ya'll are goin crazy in here this mornin!
I got some sh*t to flow/cuz I'm dealing with that ho/ Aunt Flo/I swear I luv to see her come/ but even happier when she go!/Always comin round/when I'm d*ck bound/to mess up the atmosphere/cuz then I'm celibate when she here...
ok thats all me gotz!...LOL!
that was good mzp!!! and aunt flow is the worst aunt in the world but it's is good to see her every month...lol
and where all them males at?? we can't have a party w/o no menz..lol
GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT
MZ P LMMFATFO
I KNOW BAMMY I WAS LIKE WE NEED P THE MASTER MC, O, NODAYS ASS SHOT ALL OF EM LOL
my peers tryna get me to join twitter
and imma do it cause i am nosy and wanna enter
i hear this and that and i need to see
what is twitter all about like i had to see NB
if i get kicked off and i end up mad
imma come kick bammy and mzp's ass lmmfao
ahahahahaha!!! ahahaha...lol
LMFAO @ Chrissy!!
let me find out yall in here trippin, whyin and shit
yo yo yo...i got another flo
why don't all you guls go'on n pop it 4 pimp/don't make him limp...
ha ha ha...
Now panties don't get wet till after dark
And now that I'm here, the party really starts
I've arrived with swag playin Lodi Dodi
Missin 504 wit her big head on her lil body
But she gon hafta catch up cuz Gustav got her
Locked up in some place, where she can't be a blogger
Bet she wishin she could take a warm shower
Cuz I know she need one, 4 about an hour
Lil musty A$$ wishin for deodorant
Slappin ppl on they head like a lil tyrant
(*Slap*) "Nigguh you seen me down here strugglin"
All the while she just Mean Muggin 'Em
4 ft assassin that's been misplaced
In dire need of some makeup on her face
But that's how it goes in the N.O. so
If she was to see me, I won't say N-O tho'
I'd welcome her to the palace to make herself at home
She can pay me, by letn me BONE
Her lil A$$ would be like a treat
I'd hit it from the back. On MY knees and she on her FEET!!!!!
Who bringin the Ice and the plastic cups?
How many times are we gonna hear 'What's Up?'
Why I gotta be the center of attention?
Y I need to get paid whenever my name is mentioned?
Who gon start the music so the ladies can dance?
Which one of the ladies gon get a rise out my pants?
Which one of yaw gonna pull out a tit?
Which one gonna rub on they clit?
Which one is gonna sit on my lap?
Which one gonna let give 'em an A$$ slap?
Don't be scared, I won't bite
But be prepared to go ALL NITE!
I can't wait for them to play Chrissy's song
Cuz I know she gon show dat A$$ with the Red Thong
I brought my singles just in case tew
Cuz I know she know how to make it Dew what it Dew
Shake that fart box till my eyes get crossed
A$$ so demanding remind me of my BOSS!
Shake it and Jiggle it like a jar a jelly
When Chrissy get dronk she act real SIL-LAY!!!
lmao he's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
I don't know how to rap
But this whole post ain't hardly whack
I'm new to the site
But ya'll know how to make a girl feel alright
Shaking my money maker from left to right
Sipping on Patron for the rest of the night...
LMAO @ fart box. LMAO.
welcome to the ditziness Raider wifee!!!! and thanks for checking us out...
and who ate all the damn chicken wings???
The Raiders suck, the Cowboys rule
I watch football, like you watch drool
Popcorn, nachos with extra cheese
Gitcha ass from in front of the TV please!
Barber stomping a hole in ya'lls asses
Jamarus is outside smokin the grasses
I can't wait for their seasons to start
I'll cheer for Oakland, But Dallas' my heart.
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