I'd Rather Be

Thursday, September 25, 2008

You ever see something on TV and think to yourself that must be a cool job? I know I do all the time. So here is our list of jobs we'd rather be doing.


Bahama



Guy Fieri - Diner's Drive Through and Dives



This dude gets to EAT for a living and on top of that he gets to travel all over the United States. Can a job get any better than that??




Photographer


I love love LOVE taking pictures..And you should have a job you love right?



Martin Scorsese - Filmmaker




It seems like an interesting job telling a story through the camera lens. Stressful but interesting none the less.



Lupe Fiasco - Emcee


I'd like to be his sex slave..Don't really need a description here, do i?





Chrissy...



I always wanted to be a waitress in a club, i know not very ambitious, my momma used to do that, and we got to go to work with her during the day and she got to wear this cute lil skirt with a white top and her boobs was always out, lmao i remember thinking this job seems fun...Iono if Bammy gon be able to find a pic for this but i wanna be one of the fools @ VH-1 who comes up with them dumb ass ideas for reality shows, and the dumb ass ideas for the challenges on the physical reality shows, i got some ideas for they azz....



Ad Exec, only cause some of these commercials we see on tv STOOPID as hell, and i know i got better ideas that would make waaaaaaaaay better commercials



Let me be a co-host on the view for one day yall just one day so i can make Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry over some bullshit with her super sensitive ass....




Lastly, I would love to be a police officer, and i would only arrest or pull over men who i would wanna give some ass.....tis all


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

bammy i love that show guy be on, but have you ever noticed that when he eat something he don't like u can look @ his face and just KNOW he lying , lmao he be all like yeah that's different and he will put the plate back down and he just have this look like damn what i just ate....and when it's good his ass will clean the plate.....and i always wondered do he really eat alllll that food, and how many shows he do in a day cause you'd think he'd get sick, and what if he eats something that gives him the runs or he gotta throwup....just my thoughts lol

Bahama said...

LMAO!!! yea he be eating some out there foods but i'm willing to try anything once..lol and LMAO you stoopid

Anonymous said...

nah bammy somma that stuff i am like ewwwwww who thought of that crap i would never put it in my mouth.....lol

Anonymous said...

LMMFAO...........

"Lastly, I would love to be a police officer, and i would only arrest or pull over men who i would wanna give some ass.....tis all"

Mrs. OFFICER...LMAOLMAO

i wanna be a professional make up artist!!!

K@Li

Anonymous said...

lmao @ kali imma dress up as a cop for halloween watch be sessay as hell with it....

Raider_wifee said...

I'd have to be one of those crime scene investigators like on First 48 (I love that show - specially that country lady with the long nails)

or

I'd love to be head coach of da Raiders.. hell what could I hurt.. they already losing *smh*

Don said...

Too funny @ your Elizabeth comment.

Anonymous said...

Bahama I feel you on the Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives... sum of them places be havin sum fingerlickin creations....
Chrissy, I'd love to torment the Hasselbitch for an hour or so. I can see it now, me Whoopi and Joy gangin up on her ass makin her go all batshit crazy...
*sighs*
If only...

Anonymous said...

@ Raider Wifee
OMG I LOVE that show and whats her name? Caroline or sumthin, the chick wit the nails...yea SHE GO! She be havin grown ass men cryin and snitchin they asses off!!

Pigskin Loving Lady said...

ooo I want to be on ESPN. I also want Pam Oliver's job.

I also want to be a high priced call girl...eff all this fuggin for love crap..

I want to be the candy lady in the neigborhood/weed seller Get high, get the munchies

I want to be a teacher in hs for 1 year so I can tell this kids whats really up

I want to be the shampoo girl at a salon for two weekends - Just to catch up on all the gossip

I want to be Gabrielle Union's friend - cuz she gets to look cute and party all the time and bone some hot NBA/NFL baller

this sh!t better work..lmao