Top Ten Reasons...(Guest Blogger's kinda)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Well Chrissy and I are a part of a secret society. Okay not really, it's a forum we belong to. It's always interesting in the forum we talk about whatever is on our minds, personal issue's, relationships, sports, just about any and everything. It's a real cool place, shot out's to all the folks yall know who you are. Anyway today there was a thread created titled Top Ten reasons black men date/prefer white women over black women. Needless to say the ladies (all non white) weren't too happy and one even listed her version top 1o reasons why real black men date/prefer black women. See below...


1. Black women make black men feel under appreciated, unwarranted and irresponsible and regressive.


2. Black women are too aggressive and no longer patient in waiting on the pursuit of a man.


3. Black women are strong headed, too independent which presents great challenges in relationships.


4. Black women are masculine in that they are controlling and like to run the relationship.


5. Black women expect too much. They are gold diggers who will not look twice at a blue collar black man.


6. Black women are hot headed and have bad attitudes.


7. Black women stop caring about their appearance after a certain age.


8. Black women are not as sexually open as other races, especially in regards to oral sex.


9. Black women's tolerance is far too low; they are no longer empathetic to the black man's struggle in white America.


10. Black women do not cater to their men.


Next list.

MY top 1o reasons why real black men date/prefer black women


1. Real Black women make black men feel like they are kings and there is no one else in the world that can or will treat them better other than God himself.


2. Real Black women are assertive and show the man that she's intrigued by his very essence.


3. Real Black women are strong headed, and willing to share responsibility in a relationship.


4. I'm not even fuckin with that one.... just DELETE


5. Real Black women expect to be treated like Queens... the same way that they treat their black King.


6. Real Black women are loving but dont take any shit off of ANYONE.


7. Real Black women get comfortable in a relationship but make sure to stay lookin' right for their man and themselves.


8. Real Black women are not OPENLY as sexually adventurous as other races but will do just about anything and everything to please their man in bed, especially in regards to oral sex.


9. FUCK THAT BULLSHIT


10. Black women wait on hand and foot for their man when they know that he's the one and they are equally matched and yoked.



Thoughts??

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

WHAT!! lol take dat kang a lang

n0days0ff said...

6. Black women are hot headed and have bad attitudes.


^^^^^thats right THATS RIGHT!!!im dumpin my lil mama for this yt girl named becky i met at banana republic.she dont got no kids and when we go to jamba juice she lets me sip her mango smoothie.mm mmm good, and the smoothies not bad either (wink)

n0days0ff said...

10. Black women do not cater to their men.

^^^yall act like yall aint heard Beyonce. CATER TO MEEE GOTDAMNIT!!!! ima get me a stong yt queen to hold me down

Anonymous said...

nodays if you don't get yo' missing in action pop up when i want to enter tha dragon ass on outta here with that shit.....lmao

Anonymous said...

i just KNEW yo ass was gon come throo and talk mucho MAJOR shit.....

n0days0ff said...

2. Real Black women are assertive and show the man that she's intrigued by his very essence.

^^^^ why you wanna get me started bammy? how in two fuks do you show someone you intrigued by their essence? you know you aint getting no kind of D when you in your blog dreaming about essences all up in you.thats why i dont come around no more.you is a fool with it

n0days0ff said...

i have a bulsheet alert by my desk that goes off when yall need some straightening.me and becky gonna see cirque du soleil tonight.shes paying.now thats how you admire some essences

n0days0ff said...

10. Black women wait on hand and foot for their man when they know that he's the one and they are equally matched and yoked.


^^^^^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! GIRL STOP!!!!!!! are they still giving out awards for comedy blogs?

Bahama said...

N0dayz!!!! i'mma punch you dead in the throat!! LMMFAO take sisqo's dragon loving arse somewhere...I didn't write any of those list spank you very much...lmao

Anonymous said...

nodays i wanna know how yo ass been out to sea for like the last 3 weeks and come back talking shit.....and you know damn well thug misses wait on you hand and foot, she sits and waits patiently for you to brang back that paper you copped from becky, that is treating a man like a king if you ask me....

Anonymous said...

Whoever wrote the first list must have been an angry black man who had no game and couldn't get no azz lol

Sunshyne said...

^basically

this list is so dated and full of excuses, whoever believes this mess is just triflin and needs a white woman

1. how is our tolerance too low, but we keep puttin up wit black male bullshit?

2. nobody should have to sit around forever and a day waiting on a man to decide whether he wants to be with us

3. u want a woman to go down, stop messin wit youngins who dont know nothin, what grown women are still not goin down?

4. fuck a blacks mans struggle, we are black and female, the lowest on the totem pole, quit cryin and be a man!

this mess is why we are hotheaded and have bad attitudes

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this sh!t better work..lmao